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Il Grido
(Antonioni, 1957)

The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)

-30-
(Webb, 1959)

Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)

Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)

The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)

Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)

The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)

In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)

That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)

The Fox
(Rydell, 1967)

Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)

Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)

At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)

Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)

Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

Mike's Murder
(Bridges, 1984)

Reader Submissions

1930's-1950's
The Moon's Our Home
(Seiter, 1936)
Sh! The Octopus
(McGann, 1937)
The Mating Season
(Leisen, 1951)
Bad for Each Other
(Rapper, 1953)
The Phenix City Story
(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
(Preminger, 1957)
Macabre
(Castle, 1958)
The Fiend Who Walked the West
(G. Douglas, 1958
Five Gates to Hell
(Clavell, 1959)
1960's
Key Witness
(Karlson, 1960)
Summer and Smoke
(Glenville, 1961)
The Chapman Report
(Cukor,1962)
Bachelor Flat
(Tashlin, 1962) [on Hulu]
The L Shaped Room
(Forbes, 1963)
The Chalk Garden
(Neame, 1964)
A Thousand Clowns
(Coe, 1965)
You're a Big Boy Now
(Coppola, 1966)
The Whisperers
(Forbes, 1967)
Dark of the Sun
(Cardiff, 1968)
Skidoo
(Preminger, 1968)
Last Summer
(Perry, 1969)
The Comic
(C. Reiner, 1969)
1970-1974
The Revolutionary
(Williams, 1970)
The Landlord
(Ashby, 1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife
(Perry, 1970)
Tropic of Cancer
(Strick, 1970)
I Never Sang for My Father
(Cates, 1970)
Sometimes a Great Notion
(Newman, 1971)
Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
(Turman, 1971)
'Doc'
(Perry, 1971)
The Music Lovers
(Russell, 1971)
Drive, He Said
(Nicholson, 1971)
The Steagle
(Sylbert, 1971)
The Last Movie
(Hopper, 1971)
Made For Each Other
(Bean, 1971)
The Day the Clown Cried
(Lewis, 1972)
Hickey & Boggs
(Culp, 1972)
The Carey Treatment
(Edwards, 1972)
Pete 'n' Tillie
(Ritt, 1972)
Slither
(Zieff, 1973)
Love and Pain and the Whole Damn Thing
(Pakula, 1973)
Man on a Swing
(Perry, 1974)
Open Season
(Collinson, 1974)
The Tamarind Seed
(Edwards, 1974)
Law and Disorder
(Passer, 1974)
Homebodies
(Yust, 1974)
Stardust
(Apted, 1974)
Celine and Julie Go Boating
(Rivette, 1974)
1975-1979
Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins
(Richards, 1975
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1975)
Hearts of the West
(Zieff, 1975)
Welcome to L.A.
(Rudolph, 1976)
W.C. Fields and Me
(Hiller, 1976)
Citizens Band
(Demme, 1977)
Twilight's Last Gleaming
(Aldrich, 1977)
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
(Brooks, 1977)
Girlfriends
(Weill, 1978)
Movie Movie
(Donen, 1978)
The Medusa Touch
(Gold, 1978)
American Hot Wax
(Mutrux, 1978)
Hot Stuff
(DeLuise, 1979)
Scavenger Hunt
(Schultz , 1979)
Players
(Harvey, 1979)
Rich Kids
(Young, 1979)
Nightwing
(Hiller, 1979)
Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
(Katselas, 1979
1980's
Resurrection
(Petrie, 1980)
The Awakening
(Newell, 1980)
Simon
(Brickman, 1980)
God's Angry Man
(Herzog, 1980)
Fast-Walking
(Harris, 1982)
Twice Upon a Time
(Korty & Swenson, 1983)
Trouble in Mind
(Rudolph, 1985)
When the Wind Blows
(Murikami, 1986)
Housekeeping
(Forsyth, 1987)
The Glass Menagerie
(Newman, 1987)
Patty Hearst
(Schrader, 1988)
Running on Empty
(Lumet, 1988)
Drowning by Numbers
(Greenaway, 1988)
Haunted Summer
(Passer, 1988)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
(Spheeris, 1988)
1990's
Men Don't Leave
(Brickman, 1990)
Old Times
(Curtis, 1991)
Prospero's Books
(Greenaway, 1991)
City of Hope
(Sayles, 1991)
The Baby of Macon
(Greenaway, 1993)
King of the Hill
(Soderbergh, 1993)
Dadetown
(Hexter, 1995)
SubUrbia
(Linklater, 1997)

Upcoming

June 11

Tetro

June 12

Call of the Wild 3D

Food, Inc.

Imagine That

Moon

Sex Positive

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Youssou N'Dour: I Bring What I Love

June 16

Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg

June 19

$9.99

Dead Snow

The Proposal

Whatever Works

Year One

June 24

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

June 26

Cheri

Fireflies in the Garden

The Hurt Locker

My Sister's Keeper

The Stoning of Soraya M. 

Surveillance 

July 1

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Public Enemies

July 3

The Girl from Monaco

I Hate Valentine's Day

July 10

Bruno

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Soul Power

July 15

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

July 17

(500) Days of Summer

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

July 24

All Good Things

The Answer Man

G-Force

In the Loop

Orphan

The Ugly Truth

July 29

Adam

July 31

The Cove

Funny People

Lorna's Silence

They Came from Upstairs

August 7

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Julie & Julia

Paper Heart

Shorts

When in Rome

August 14

A Perfect Getaway

Bandslam

District 9

The Goods: The Don Ready Story

I Sell the Dead

Ponyo

Pool Boys

Spread

Taking Woodstock

The Time Traveler's Wife

August 21

Five Minutes of Heaven

Goose on the Loose!

Inglorious Bastards

It Might Get Loud

Post Grad

World's Greatest Dad

August 28

The Boat that Rocked

Final Destination: Death Trip

H2

September 4

All About Steve

Amreeka

Black Dynamite

Carriers

Citizen Game

Extract

Pandorum

Shanghai

September 9

9

September 11

The Red Canvas

Tyler Perrys: I Can Do It All Myself

Whiteout

September 17

The Burning Plain

September 18

Armored

Brand New Day

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Jennifer's Body

Splice

September 25

Fame

The Invention of Lying

Surrogates

October 2

A Serious Man

More Than a Game

Sorority Row

Toy Story/Toy Story 2

Thursday, September 30, 2004

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I was in a hair

I was in a hair styling salon yesterday (9.29) and, for the first time in a fairly long while, actually sat in a chair and read recent issues of People, Us, the Star and In Touch cover-to-cover. We all know they're essentially the same rag aimed at a not-terribly-bright female readership. (I worked as an in-house freelancer for People from '96 to '98, when it occupied a slightly higher editorial station than it does today, so I have a certain insight.) And we all know they're essentially glamour porn. What's changed is that they've gone from being hard R to XXX, and it's...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:54 AM on Thursday, September 30, 2004

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I take back my theory

I take back my theory about Team America: World Police creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker possibly being closet righties -- they're a couple of proclaimed Republicans and KY Jelly Bush bitches. In 2.3.01 news story written by E Online's Emily Farache about their then-controversial Comedy Central series That's My Bush, it was said to be "ironic that [Parker and Stone] are getting so much flak, because they're both Republicans and -- believe it or not -- they don't plan on ridiculing Bush. 'What we're trying to do is way more subversive,' Parker said. 'We're going to make you love this guy.'"...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:35 AM on Thursday, September 30, 2004

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"Life's hard...but it's a lot

"Life's hard...but it's a lot harder if you're stupid." -- spoken by Steven Keats' "Jackie Brown" character in The Friends of Eddie Coyle ('73), reading from Paul Monash's script which was based on the novel by George V. Higgins.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:03 AM on Thursday, September 30, 2004

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"There's a revolution going on,"

"There's a revolution going on," the legendary cinematographer Christopher Doyle (Hero, The Quiet American) tells the Guardian's Zoe Cox, "and the world's changed. Kids these days have so much visual experience they don't think in literary or narrative terms. They're constantly online or playing computer games or fiddling with their phones. These things may not be sophisticated, but they are realigning the parameters of visual experience. It's almost like the death of the talkies."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:19 AM on Thursday, September 30, 2004

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I'm somewhat surprised to say

I'm somewhat surprised to say that Charles Shyer's Alfie (Paramount, 10.22), a remake of the 1966 Michael Caine original, is a sure hit, a likely Oscar contender and (did I forget to say this?) a very fine film -- touching, truthful, emotionally supple. The Oscar part of the equation certainly includes a Best Actor nomination for Jude Law. His performance as a smoothly charming womanizer (a limousine driver in present-day Manhattan) is more shaded and varied than Caine's, and gets deeper and more affecting as it moves along. Alfie has loads of big-studio gloss and panache, but it pays off inwardly with obvious...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:12 AM on Thursday, September 30, 2004

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

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Update The column is supposed

Update

The column is supposed to be completed and up on Wednesdays and Friday mornings, and today (10.1) it's not. Again. My work load has tripled since Hollywood Elsewhere launched in August, and I haven't figured how to work faster or better. I've been trying to wash and dry some clothes this week, and it's taken me three or four days so far -- they're still down in the laundry room. The column will be up around noon.

Right On

The satirical audacity of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, man...wow. Love their humor, irreverence, anti-Hollywood sentiments and general smart-assed coolness, etc. And I...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:28 PM on Wednesday, September 29, 2004

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Nikke Finke reports in her

Nikke Finke reports in her latest L.A. Weekly column that CBS, NBC and ABC all refused Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD advertising during any news programming segments. The three networks "said explicitly they were reluctant because of the closeness of the release to the election." Finke's conclusion: "So here is Big Media doing yet another favor for Dubya."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:07 PM on Wednesday, September 29, 2004

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A Love Song for Bobby

A Love Song for Bobby Long, which will close out the Hollywood Film Festival on 10.17, won't be distributed by Screen Gems, which financed/produced, but Lions Gate Films, which recently acquired it. The 119-minute film was reportedly dubbed "Bobby Way Too Long" by critics after it showed at the Venice Film Festival. A relationship drama about the history between a daughter (Scarlett Johansson) and her recently-deceased mother (Debra Kara Unger), it will hit screens sometime in December. Directed and written by Shaine Gabel, it costars John Travolta as Unger's alcoholic ex-lover.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Wednesday, September 29, 2004

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Couldn't agree more with Newsweek's

Couldn't agree more with Newsweek's "singled out" salute to I Heart Huckabees costar Mark Wahlberg (page 58, 10.4 issue) for his hyper-drive performance as a fireman answering the call of a four-alarm spiritual quest inside his own head. "Who knew Wahlberg could be so funny?," the David Ansen item asks. "He's an unhousebroken hoot."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Wednesday, September 29, 2004

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Two stand-out elements in Jake

Two stand-out elements in Jake Brooks' New York Observer piece about David O. Russell's friendship with Columbia professor and Tibetan scholar Robert Thurman, "the primary inspiration for Dustin Hoffman's character in the audacious and philosophically dense I Heart Huckabees (10.1). One, a decision by Brooks' editor to put the film-title word "Heart" in brackets. (Hello...?) And two, this comment from Russell: "A monk once said, 'If you're not laughing, you're not in on the joke.' That's why, to me, it's not contradictory to have comedy together with these [mystical, meditative, what's-it-all-about?] questions. Investigating what you are is an absurd proposition."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:23 AM on Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

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"I played a part in

"I played a part in a movie, wore cowboy duds and galloped down the road," writes Bob Dylan in Newsweek's excerpt from his forthcoming autobiography, "Chronicles, Volume One" (Simon and Schuster). He's talking about his performance as "Alias" in Sam Peckinpah's Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid ('73), for which there was "not much required" and about which "I was probably naive," the poet-troubador writes. But here's the real drill-bit excerpt, printed on the lower right side of page 56: "Sometime in the past I'd written and performed songs that were most original and most influential, and I didn't know if I ever...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:12 PM on Tuesday, September 28, 2004

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MCN columnist David Poland's recent

MCN columnist David Poland's recent take on the presumed potency of Mike Nichols' potentially Oscar-worthy Closer (Columbia, 12.3) has been, I have to admit, one of his more astute calls. The fact that it's said to play "a little cold" is an indication, he believes, that producers of other presumed Oscar-calibre films are a bit scared of it. "When people start lining up to smear a film this early, that film has some power," he wrote earlier this week. "And that is why bad buzz can be a good sign." My own view is that the Patrick Marber play it's based upon is...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:43 AM on Tuesday, September 28, 2004

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Will "security moms" be watching

Will "security moms" be watching the first Presidential Debate on Thursday evening? Or have they pretty much made up their minds at this stage? The reason Bush is said to be leading in the polls right now is that these hinterland-residing, marginally educated swing voters (i.e., family women who are deeply concerned about domestic terrorism) believe Dubya will be studlier and more sheriff-y in preventing the next 9.11. But of course, if a perverse determination had been made by a sitting U.S. President to try and deliberately provoke another terrorist assault in the wake of the 9.11 attacks, it's hard to imagine how...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:05 AM on Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Monday, September 27, 2004

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Correction on that earlier item

Correction on that earlier item about the authors of the new Rob Reiner-authorized script of Rumor Has it, the currently rolling not-really-a-Graduate sequel with Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Costner, Mark Ruffalo and Shirley Maclaine. The revisions on a recent draft are credited to Reiner, Andy Scheinman and Adam Scheinman. (I wrote earlier that actor Andy Scheinman was "apparently" a co-writer.) Valerie Breiman is also credited as a co-writer.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:56 PM on Monday, September 27, 2004

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An extra-deluxe DVD package containing

An extra-deluxe DVD package containing the 251-minute extended version DVD of Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, due 12.14, will be sold with "a special set of specially-tanned leather restraining straps, two pairs of Clockwork Orange-style eyelid inhibitors, and a large bottle of generic eye drops," according to an alleged copy of a forthcoming New Line Home Entertainment press release. The non-extra-deluxe package will have a suggested retail price of about $40.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:03 PM on Monday, September 27, 2004

Sunday, September 26, 2004

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Peter Chelsom's Shall We Dance?

Peter Chelsom's Shall We Dance? (Miramax, 10.15) is not a Richard Gere-Jennifer Lopez romance-on-a-dance-floor movie. It's a Chelsom-esque ensemble piece a la Hear My Song. It's Gere, Stanley Tucci, Lisa Ann Walter, The Station Agent's Bobby Cannavale, Anita Gillette, Richard Jenkins...they're all in it together. Lopez plays an intriguing but essentially support-level character for the first hour...no character deepening, no romantic intrigues with Gere, nothing. Then she and Gere start paying attention to each other at the start of the second hour...but they don't become the movie. (Was her screen time reduced, as it was in Jersey Girl, when Miramax realized that her...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:08 PM on Sunday, September 26, 2004

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Can anyone see the logic

Can anyone see the logic in Miramax publicists restricting invites to press screenings of Shall We Dance? in the face of a massive sneak preview showing in theatres coast to coast last night (i.e., Saturday, 9.25)? Especially considering that the film is frequently heartening and spirit-lifting and is obviously going to win over the just-entertain-us crowd? It may not have critics doing cartwheels, but I'm a hard-ass and I had very few problems with it.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:00 AM on Sunday, September 26, 2004

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The latest title of that

The latest title of that currently filming not-really-a-sequel-to-The Graduate romantic comedy under director Rob Reiner is (drum roll...) Rumor Has It. (Not a bad title. It was previously called Otherwise Engaged, which I also like.) As soon as he was hired in mid-August to replace director Ted Griffin on the Jennifer Aniston-Kevin Costner-Mark Ruffalo film, Reiner brought in North co-writer Andrew Scheinman to do a page-one rewrite of Griffin's script. Scheinman, producer of several Reiner-directed films from The Sure Thing ('85) to Ghosts of Mississippi ('96), is apparently co-writing with his brother Danny, whose IMDB resume includes only acting jobs. Most of Griffin's...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:32 AM on Sunday, September 26, 2004

Saturday, September 25, 2004

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Legendary words from Alec Baldwin....seriously:

Legendary words from Alec Baldwin....seriously: "Movie marketers are taking actors and they're kind of inserting them like suppositories into the cavities of the moviegoing public. The business is so kind of self-referential now. There's a whole kind of industry now about the forensics of the business, so to speak, that wasn't there 20 years ago." So what's a site like Hollywood Elsewhere in this rear equation? Not a lubricant...that's E.T., People, Entertainment Weekly, etc. I don't think I'm even wearing the plastic gloves.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:53 PM on Saturday, September 25, 2004

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Any talented 20-something web designers

Any talented 20-something web designers out there living on a trust fund with a little extra time on their hands? Two regular columns a week plus WIRED every day plus editing the other columnists plus assembling each page with jpegs and whatnot...I'm losing it. This isn't whining -- it's fact. You could be from Botswana...I just need some help.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:38 PM on Saturday, September 25, 2004

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The first words...the first sound...in

The first words...the first sound...in I Heart Huckabees is a rapid-fire obscenity spew from the mouth of Jason Schwartzman. It's brash, funny...sets the tone. But it was probably borrowed. John Malkovich's character in the original 1987 Circle Rep production of Lanford Wilson's Burn This made his entrance with the very same bit. Did David O. Russell (then 29 years old) ever catch a performance?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:09 PM on Saturday, September 25, 2004

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Critical reactions to The Motorcycle

Critical reactions to The Motorcycle Diaries have been mostly admiring (like mine), but the political legacy of the real-life Che Guevara is taking bites here and there. Daily News critic Bob Strauss complains that it's "a feel-good movie about a guy who helped to establish the Castro dictatorship in Cuba, for which he killed many and ordered the executions of many more." And Salon's Paul Berman laments that "the cult of Ernesto Che Guevara is an episode in the moral callousness of our time. Che was a totalitarian. He achieved nothing but disaster. [He] was a mainstay of the hardline pro-Soviet faction in...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:28 PM on Saturday, September 25, 2004

Friday, September 24, 2004

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Masked Man I forgot a

Masked Man

I forgot a likely development when I made some forecasts about '04 Best Picture Oscar nominations a couple of days ago. I guess I didn't want to consider it.

Almost every year there has to be one semi-awful, vaguely embarrassing Best Picture nominee. You know...a flick that people like me tend to despise or worse but the Academy tends to (a) emotionally support despite overwhelming taste considerations to the contrary and (b) is more than willing to risk tarnishing the Academy's reputation in history books by actually giving it the Best Picture Oscar.

I'm talking about nominees like Chicago, Ghost,...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:05 AM on Friday, September 24, 2004

Thursday, September 23, 2004

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George Butler's Going Upriver: The

George Butler's Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry (ThinkFilm, opening soon) "brings to the surface a Kerry I didn't know existed: charismatic, idealistic, eloquent. {So] who turned this brave leader in to a Stepford candidate?" writes critic B. Ruby Rich. "Activist groups like MoveOn.org could do worse than buy airtime to show Kerry's historic testimony in front of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, a passionate attack on failed foreign policies and warmongering. Yeah, just the kind of speech he ought to deliver now in 2004."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 PM on Thursday, September 23, 2004

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There's been a bit of

There's been a bit of a Huckabees dust-up in reaction to Sharon Waxman's friendly-but-unflattering David O. Russell profile in last Sunday's New York Times. The beef on the part of two Huckabees cast members I spoke to on Wednesday evening is essentially this: the dynamic between directors and actors during a shoot amounts to a special insiders-only thing with its own particular self-enclosed rules, and that it's hard for a visiting journalist to understand this special camaraderie as fully and clearly as the filmmakers do. Hence Sharon's overly matter-of-fact Huckabee's set report (in the view of these actors) about Russell and his cast...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:47 PM on Thursday, September 23, 2004

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The relentless energy coming off

The relentless energy coming off Michael Moore's site (www.michaelmoore.com) is truly intoxicating right now, and is almost enough to dispel lamentable notions that Kerry has so hopelessly cocked things up that Bush has the election in the bag. Moore isn't having any of this defeatist crap. His 9.20.04 message ("Put Away Your Hankies") says, in part, "Enough doomsaying! Bush is a goner...IF we all just quit our whining and belly-aching and stop shaking like a bunch of nervous ninnies. Geez, this is embarrassing! The Republicans are laughing at us. Do you ever see them cry, 'Oh, it's all over! We're finished! Bush can't...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:31 PM on Thursday, September 23, 2004

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

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Shaun Bites If only the

Shaun Bites

If only the second two-thirds of Shaun of the Dead (opening 9.24) were as good as the first third...

The geeks calling this thing a way cool horror-comedy are deluding themselves. The threat element is shit and the story tension goes south around the 35-minute mark. You can't just say "it's a spoof" and leave it at that because spoofs have rules. They've got to show the same levels of propulsion and credibility that the films they're spoofing have, or the game falls apart.

I got into this briefly in a WIRED item, but the Shaun script (by director Edgar...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:12 PM on Wednesday, September 22, 2004

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Topher Grace (Traffic, Win a

Topher Grace (Traffic, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!) has delivered his first exceptionally skillful, star-level turn in a quality film. It's on view in Dylan Kidd's P.S. (Newmarket, 10.15). The 26 year-old Grace plays a talented young painter who becomes an object of intense romantic obsession when a 40ish Columbia University employee (Laura Linney) becomes 98% convinced he's some kind of reincarnation of a boyfriend she had when she was 18 or 19, but who was killed in a car crash. Based on Helen Schulman's novel, and written and performed from a woman's emotional perspective, this is Kidd's answer to those who...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 AM on Wednesday, September 22, 2004

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This is strictly an L.A.

This is strictly an L.A. deal, but Maureen Dowd will be at the Skirball Center on Thursday, September 23, to chat about her book Bushworld with New York Times colleague Alessandra Stanley. Writers Bloc is organzing the event. It'll start at 7:30 p.m.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:24 AM on Wednesday, September 22, 2004

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Oops...sorry. My earlier WIRED line

Oops...sorry. My earlier WIRED line about "L.A. Times TV writer Carina Chocano taking Manohla Dargis's slot as second-string film critic under Kenny Turan" was wrong. I'm not clear what Chocano's position is, but Dargis was never Kenny's second. She was explicitly hired as a lead critic (as she subsequently was for her current slot with the New York Times), and equal in position to Turan.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Wednesday, September 22, 2004

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I love the startling use

I love the startling use of a seemingly honest appraisal in Warner Bros. distribution president Dan Fellman's statement last Monday to Variety's Michael Fleming about why the release date of Oliver Stone's Alexander is being bumped from November 5th to November 24th. "We took a good look at the movie in rough form," said Fellman, "and if it's not the best film he's ever directed, it's close." [Italics mine.] A more typical distribution-chief statement would be something along the lines of "it's awesome...I think it's his best work ever." Instead, Fellman is saying Alexander is an extremely fine film, but perhaps not quite...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:35 AM on Wednesday, September 22, 2004

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L.A. Times reporter Robert Welkos

L.A. Times reporter Robert Welkos has written an anecdotal piecemeal story about Marlon Brando's last days and how his family intends to make money (tastefully and respectfully, of course) off his image and legacy. For some reason it was run on the front page of Wednesday's L.A. Times print edition, and not in the more customary Calendar section. Welkos quotes a Brando friend named Joan "Toni" Petrone about the family's intention to put out a series of DVD's based on Brando's "Lying for a Living" acting classes. Digital tapes of those classes (which involved improvs and drop-by's by Sean Penn, Nick Nolte, Jon...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:00 AM on Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

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Nobody wants to go back

Nobody wants to go back to Hogwarts ever again, but Mike Newell's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is set there, and the one after that, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix (due in '07, with or without Mira Nair directing), is set there, I think. (Am I wrong?) Hogwarts is confinement...it's a sentence for grand larceny. Burn it down, blow it up, ransack it, etc. Come to think of it, no one I know really wants to see another Potter movie. The actors love making them because they're getting paid the big bucks, and Warner Bros. execs will keep...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:16 PM on Tuesday, September 21, 2004

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Time to grab that hitching

Time to grab that hitching post with both hands and bend over...with feeling. Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain, based on a short story by E. Annie Proulx and slated for release by Focus Features in October '05, is about a couple of semi-closeted gay ranch hands (Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal) whose love for each other goes through some changes and challenges over a 20-year period (during the '60s, '70s and '80s...around there). Pic began shooting last May and has presumably wrapped; the script is by Larry McMurtry and Diana Ossana. The last time this particular "ride 'em cowboy!" aesthetic played on the big screen...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Tuesday, September 21, 2004

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USA Today's Susan Wloszyna reports

USA Today's Susan Wloszyna reports that the long-awaited filming of The Fantastic Four, based on the Marvel comic about three guys and a girl who acquire special powers after "getting caught in a cosmic storm in outer space," is underway in Vancouver. The stars are Chris Evans (Cellular) as the Human Torch, Ioan Gruffudd (King Arthur) as Mr. Fantastic, Jessica Alba (TV's Dark Angel) as Sue Storm and Michael Chiklis (The Shield) as the Thing. The director is Tim Story (Barbershop) and...whoops, there's already a warning light flashing. It's indicated by a sentence in Wloszyna's story, to wit: "Alas, the Thing's trademark stogie...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:35 AM on Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Monday, September 20, 2004

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The must-see reputation of that

The must-see reputation of that romantic zombie comedy Shaun of the Dead (opening 9.24) is a bit overblown, I regret to say. The first third has delicious wit and invention, but the second two-thirds don't sustain this. The Ain't-It-Coolers have been far too obsequious in kissing this movie's ass. Director/co-writer Edgar Wright and writing partner Simon Pegg's script is about two London slacker-somethings in their late 20s dealing with an onslaught of flesh-eating ghouls. The problem is that the zombies aren't theatening enough. They walk and react way too slowly, so no live humans are in any kind of serious jeopardy (well, some...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:50 AM on Monday, September 20, 2004

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Open call to those interested

Open call to those interested in sending in VISITORS submissions: in typical fashion, I've allowed my haphazard work habits to affect my editing duties, and so I've mislaid at least one interesting submission and possibly two. Please send them in again, and to anyone considering sending in something fresh, please do!

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Monday, September 20, 2004

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False alarms have been sounded

False alarms have been sounded before, but Woody Allen's Melinda and Melinda (Fox Searchlight) has struck at least one critic (Screen Daily's Jonathan Romney) as a seriously commendable comeback flick. An intriguing concept -- i.e., cutting back and forth between comic and tragic versions of the same story -- and a "career best" performance by Radha Mitchell (along with Will Ferrell's appealingly low-key turn as a Woody-esque nebbishy sort) are the stand-out elements. "After a run of lightweight comedies that caused even hardcore supporters to lose patience, Woody Allen achieves a heartening return to form with his most idiosyncratic and substantial film in...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 AM on Monday, September 20, 2004

Sunday, September 19, 2004

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I've heard a little something

I've heard a little something about Mike Nichols' Closer (Columbia, 12.3), an eagerly awaited adaptation of Patrick Marber's wonderfully written play about four romantically-linked Londoners in their 30s (Jude Law, Julia Roberts, Nathalie Portman, Cilve Owen). I personally can't wait to see the Nichols film (Marber's play reads like pure silk and seems to drill right into the heart of why lovers put each other through such hell), but it's been seen and plays "a little cold." I've also been told "it was supposed to be shown earlier but they've been tweaking it and tweaking it some more." I didn't want to hear...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:36 PM on Sunday, September 19, 2004

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New York Times reporter Sharon

New York Times reporter Sharon Waxman is said to be an admirer of I Heart Huckabees writer-director David O. Russell, but her portrait of him in Sunday's Arts and Leisure section (9.19) didn't do him any favors. A diary-like observation of what Russell went through during the Huckabees shoot, Waxman's piece describes a guy who's a little bit nuts, living on sheer moment-to-moment impulse and, the reader is led to believe, barely in control of himself. (The Chris Nolan headlock story alone will drive this impression home.) For what it's worth, this is not the David O. Russell I've heard about for years...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:21 PM on Sunday, September 19, 2004

Saturday, September 18, 2004

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Imagine sitting in a theatre

Imagine sitting in a theatre and laughing in a half-chuckling, half-hysterical way. And mulling over some basic tenets of eastern mysticism at the same time. And also feeling amazed and throttled by the most relentlessly verbal machine-gun Hollywood comedy since His Girl Friday. And also doing that outboard-motor thing against your lower lip with your right index and middle fingers and going, "Bee, bee, bee, bee, bee..." To say that I loved I Heart Huckabee's (Fox Searchlight, 10.1) is putting it inadequately. I did love it, yes, but it also freaked me out a tiny bit. About 15 or 20 minutes in, I...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:56 AM on Saturday, September 18, 2004

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Did ya read that Todd

Did ya read that Todd McCarthy review of Shark Tale? Whoa. "The fish aren't fresh," he begins in his Toronto Film Festival review. "It has [recently] seemed all but impossible to miss with underwater cartoon fare, but DreamWorks' latest in-house animated effort finds a way to do just that by basing almost all its ideas on old movies. The odor around this one will result in the wrong kind of b.o. for what was obviously intended as a blockbuster follow-up to the studio's summer smash Shrek 2." Will Smith's lead character, a "hyper-active, jive-talking hustler" named Oscar "proves a tiresomely familiar figure," he...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Saturday, September 18, 2004

Friday, September 17, 2004

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Holy Jersey Girl crack-whore! In

Holy Jersey Girl crack-whore! In that participle-title chart submitted by Pittsburgh reader George Bolanis that ran last Wednesday, George forgot to include two participle flicks that pre-date all the flicks he listed: Killing Zoe (directed by that great Hollywood Wild Man, Roger Avary) and Chasing Amy (directed by my former boss). And this went right by me.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:39 PM on Friday, September 17, 2004

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Peter Rainer has been canned

Peter Rainer has been canned as New York magazine's film critic and replaced by Entertainment Weekly's Ken Tucker, as mandated by mag's editor-in-chief Adam Moss. Tucker's an excellent writer, but he's not part of the monk's order of sanctified film critics; he's essentially a rock music critic. This hire follows a trend of bringing in non-monks to fill prestige berths, with examples like (a) Richard Roeper taking Gene Siskel's place alongside Roger Ebert, (b) L.A. Times TV writer Carino Chocano taking Manohla Dargis's slot as second-string film critic under Kenny Turan, and (c) a reported interest among Chicago Tribune editors in not...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:31 AM on Friday, September 17, 2004

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David Poland writes in his

David Poland writes in his Toronto Film Festival capsule review of P.S., the brand-new film from Roger Dodger helmer Dylan Kidd, that costar Laura Linney "[looks] so good in this film that I spent time trying to figure out whether she had gotten cosmetic surgery. (I am told that the answer is 'no.')." Next time a woman I know fairly well turns up at a party looking especially attractive, I'm going to go up to her and say, "Wow, you've never looked so good and...well, I don't get it. I mean, I know how you usually look. Did you go under the knife...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:40 AM on Friday, September 17, 2004

Thursday, September 16, 2004

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Vintage Sublime A couple of

Vintage Sublime

A couple of 40ish guys drive up from L.A. to go on a wine-tasting tour of vineyards north of Santa Barbara for a few days. They get lucky with a couple of local women. The lying they use to get going with these women, not to mention certain character flaws (immaturity, impulsiveness), comes back to bite them, but the truth is faced and modest growth steps are taken. That, in a nutshell, is Alexander Payne's Sideways (Fox Searchlight, 10.20). It may not sound like much on the surface, but there's a whole lot going on beneath it, believe me. The sum...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 PM on Thursday, September 16, 2004

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The Talmud says that the

The Talmud says that the only sin God cannot forgive is despair, according to regular reader Joe Greenia. Even if the Talmud doesn't proclaim this, these are words I should probably think about. Especially considering the latest Harris Interactive poll posted on the Wall Street Journal's website today (Thursday, 9.16), reporting that John Kerry has gotten 48 percent of the intended vote, compared with 47 percent for Bush. (Nader got 2%.) Great, but I'm still pissed at Team Kerry for all their fumbles and hesitations.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Thursday, September 16, 2004

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Johnny Ramone is dead at

Johnny Ramone is dead at 55 and I'm sorry. A Republican, yes, but 55 is way too young to leave the planet. But don't just hang your head -- go see End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones this weekend and really put your body and your wallet into celebrating one of the 20th Century's greatest rock bands. Johnny himself called it "a very dark movie...accurate...it left me disturbed." And yet it's a film about kicking out the jams until there's nothing left to give, and if that isn't a positive, life-affirming, never-say-die attitude, I don't what would be.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:31 AM on Thursday, September 16, 2004

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Alexander Payne's Sideways is fantastic

Alexander Payne's Sideways is fantastic in a lot of small little ways that add up to one big score. It's not a rock-your-world, drop-your-socks, home-run type of thing, but at the same time it's damn near perfect and it gets better and better the more you mull it over. People are grapes and vice versa, and shove that schnozz right into that wine glass, baby! David Poland may be right in calling it "the first true masterpiece of 2004." Paul Giamatti (a master at conveying morose, cynical, self-loathing funkitude) is God, Virginia Madsen is a likely Best Supprting Actress nominee, Sandra Oh...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Thursday, September 16, 2004

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

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The Gloomies Who can think

The Gloomies

Who can think about movies at a time like this?

The bad guys are probably going to be running things for another four years and I'm supposed to shrug this off and bang out some kind of riff on this weekend's openers -- Wimbledon or Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow or Head in the Clouds?

Okay, let's briefly do that. Except I don't have much to say.

Paramount Pictures publicists let me come to their screenings but they don't go out of their way to invite me either, so I haven't seen Sky Captain because...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:58 AM on Wednesday, September 15, 2004

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Can George Butler's Going Upriver:

Can George Butler's Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry make a difference? Answer: Probably not because it's hitting theatres too late in the game. "Will audiences pay to see what amounts to a two-hour political tribute to a man spotlighted free on the news every night?," asks Sharon Waxman in a 9.14 New York Times story. "Can a theatrically released feature film create last-minute momentum for a presidential candidate? Could the effort boomerang?" Bitter answer: Kerry is toast. It's over. Butler's doc, if you care, will open in 200 theaters on 10.1, less than five weeks before the election.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:36 AM on Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

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A Tuesday New York Post

A Tuesday New York Post story says Harvey and Bob Weinstein are looking to stay with Disney now that Michael Eisner's agreed to step down (and you can bet he'll be gone well before '06). The brothers are no longer considering splitting up, the Post story reported, and are looking for a way to stay within the fold. Miramax spokesman Matthew Hiltzik told the newspaper that the Weinsteins "remain dedicated to achieving an amicable resolution that will allow Miramax to perpetuate Eisner's legacy, and their own."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:47 PM on Tuesday, September 14, 2004

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Val Kilmer will soon begin

Val Kilmer will soon begin performing his singing role as Moses in The Ten Commandments, a "spectacular pop stage musical" that "tells the 3,3000 year-old story of Moses' exodus from Egypt and his journey towards happiness, life and rebirth," according to Broadway World.com. (It's apparently based on the DreamWorks animated musical feature.) Moses was happy? The only time Charlton Heston's Moses smiled was when he embraced Anne Baxter. This sounds like horseshit for the tourists. And Kilmer is doing this for...the money?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:22 PM on Tuesday, September 14, 2004

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I'm feeling more and more

I'm feeling more and more enraged at John Kerry for emulating Michael Dukakis, blowing his lead and forcing his campaign into a last-ditch catch-up mode. There's now a very real possibility that Bush-Cheney will be in for another four, and this is no one's fault but Kerry's. I'm so pissed at him I'm having to calm myself down with cups of Buddha Broth. Kerry is something like 6 to 10 percentage points behind Bush, largely, it seems, because he took the advice of campaign strategist Bob Shrum to not go overly negative against the Swift Boat and Vietnam atrocity sound-bite charges, in defiance...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:46 AM on Tuesday, September 14, 2004

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You shoulda seen the 20-somethings

You shoulda seen the 20-somethings congregated around Book Soup on the Sunset strip last night (Monday, 9.13) to catch a glimpse of Paris Hilton, who paid a visit to the book store around 7 pm to sign copies of "Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose" (Fireside). Men and women were looking to catch a peek through the window on the sidewalk, and a bunch of grungy guys were hanging around with digital cameras in the rear parking lot. Paris Hilton is just a rich ditz; people oohing and aahing her is a disease that really needs to be cured.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:36 AM on Tuesday, September 14, 2004

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"September is way too early

"September is way too early to declare an Academy Award winner," admits N.Y. Daily News critic-columnist Jack Matthews, "but the Oscar engraver would do well to remember the spelling of Taylor Hackford's star in the biographical drama Ray -- it's Jamie Foxx, with two Xs." Foxx, he says, was "the talk of the town over the first half of the [Toronto Film Festival]. He gives such a complete performance as the late Ray Charles that you almost immediately forget you're watching a performance by anyone other than Charles himself." And yet Mathews also said that one of his big festival faves has been...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:10 AM on Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Monday, September 13, 2004

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Hollywood Elsewhere has a new

Hollywood Elsewhere has a new chat room called "Poet's Corner" -- currently up and running. It's on the navigation bar -- please sign up (or don't sign up... it's your call) and let fly. I've also gone live with the first Dispatches column, which has been written by Shall We Dance? director Peter Chelsom. And come Friday Kim Morgan, former film critic for Willamette Week and The Oregonian and a radio talk-show host for four years, will be be joining the fray with a new column.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Monday, September 13, 2004

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So the Bond producers have

So the Bond producers have lowered their sights sufficiently to allow for the hiring of Dougray Scott to play 007? (Whatever the accuracy of this story, it recently acquired the legitimacy of a printed account in London's Sunday Mirror.) Bond casting has always been about the "it" factor. It's obvious to me that Scott (check him out in Enigma or Liliana Cavani's Ripley's Game) almost has it, but not quite. Clive Owen had it in those online BMW "drive" commercials, but "it" seemed to have deserted him when he turned up in King Arthur. And forget Eric Bana. The Scott hiring is said...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Monday, September 13, 2004

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Kevin Spacey "absolutely can sing,"

Kevin Spacey "absolutely can sing," says Roger Ebert, but Beyond the Sea, Spacey's Toronto-screened biopic of Bobby Darin, "follows a fairly familiar formula." It also "has some problems," he says, "including a strange structure involving Darin as a child commenting on his own adult life, but it also has real qualities, including musical numbers that really deliver. The movie has many songs in it, and Spacey sings them...damned well. It takes nerve to put yourself on the line like that, but he knew what he was doing."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:43 AM on Monday, September 13, 2004

Sunday, September 12, 2004

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Zap2it editor Michael Syzmanski wrote

Zap2it editor Michael Syzmanski wrote on his Toronto blog last Saturday (9.11) that Taylor Hackford's Ray, the Ray Charles biopic with Jamie Foxx in the title role, "is the best thing I've seen this weekend. All the rumors about Foxx getting a Best Actor nod at the Academy Awards this year [are] definitely true...the film is probably a contender for Best Picture too." Universal is releasing it on 10.29.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:34 PM on Sunday, September 12, 2004

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A friend in Toronto who's

A friend in Toronto who's been a reliable source on good movies to watch for is telling me to put Terry George's Hotel Rwanda into the Oscar Balloon as a potential Best Picture nominee. The film is "a sensation," he says. "It's the new generation's The Killing Fields." The script by George (director of A Bright Shining Lie, writer of Jim Sheridan's In The Name of the Father) and Keir Pearson is a true story of Paul Rusesabagina, a hotel manager who sheltered over a thousand Tutsi refugees during the slaughter seige mounted by the Hutu militia in Rwanda. The friend says Don...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:17 PM on Sunday, September 12, 2004

Saturday, September 11, 2004

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I'm getting good vibes and

I'm getting good vibes and a sense of the right pieces coming together from that story about Jim Sheridan's next film, a DreamWorks-funded remake of Akira Kurosawa's classic, deeply touching Ikiru (1952). Variety said pic might possibly star Tom Hanks, in the role first played by Takashi Shimura. (Don't think about this one at all, dude...do it!). Richard Price's untitled script, which Sheridan is now revising, is about a low-level New York bureaucrat, 30 years on the same job, who learns he's got stomach cancer. His first instinct is to party away his last few weeks, and then strike up a thing with...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:09 PM on Saturday, September 11, 2004

Friday, September 10, 2004

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An early I Heart Huckabee's

An early I Heart Huckabee's review from Toronto sounds encouraging. "Five years after Three Kings, writer-director David O Russell returns with an absurdist existential comedy that is more idiosyncratic and daring than anything he has made before," writes Screen Daily's Alan Hunter. "Huckabees combines the lickety-split verbal gymnastics of a Preston Sturges with the philosophical musings of a Stephen Hawking and then adds a side order of Three Stooges-style anarchy just to make things more interesting. The result is chaotic, charming, often amusing and frequently exasperating. The closest affinity in recent years would be with the Charlie Kaufman scripts for Being John Malkovich...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:36 AM on Friday, September 10, 2004

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More on Huckabee's: "It is

More on Huckabee's: "It is a considerable tribute to Russell's vision that everything eventually fits into place and makes sense," Hunter declares. "Beneath the apparent anarchy there is actually a strong sense of discipline that prevents the film becoming a folly along the lines of Peter Bogdanovich's They All Laughed or John Boorman's Where The Heart Is. The top-notch cast [seems] up for the challenge and whilst old pro's like Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin and Isabelle Huppert effortlessly rise to the occasion, Mark Wahlberg is the real revelation, bringing expert comic timing and an emotional connection to his role of a man angered...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:28 AM on Friday, September 10, 2004

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September 10, 2004

Digital Choo-Choo

I'm kind of an undistilled-reality type guy, visually speaking, so don't expect me to cream over the latest animation technique.

I can take or leave Japanese anime (and Japanese anime snobs tick me off). I was never a fool for Disney-style paint-cell animation. I've always liked but never quite loved those bursting colors and needle-sharp detail in those PDI/Pixar-generated features (you know ...Shrek, Shark Tale, etc.) And while I admired those CG compositions in Final Fantasy, they never made me want to jump up and down.

But I sat up, took notice and felt I'd seen something really different...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Friday, September 10, 2004

Thursday, September 9, 2004

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There seems to be near-unanimous

There seems to be near-unanimous opinion among journos and editors that Marc Forster's Finding Neverland (Miramax, 11.12) is a very prominent contender for Best Picture honors. Baby, I'm amazed. As big a fan as I was of Forster's Everything Put Together and especially Monster's Ball, and as much as I'm looking forward to his next film, Stay, which 20th Century Fox may or may not release at the end of the year (although I'm sensing it may get pushed into '05), I found this delicate period drama about playwright J.M. Barrie's emotional undertow during the creation of 'Peter Pan'...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:53 PM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

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Two or three weeks ago

Two or three weeks ago I nay-nayed Depp's Neverland performance, and I feel I should run it again since I'm about to retire the Word column: "Depp seems to really get the eccentric Scottish playwright who wrote 'Peter Pan.' The actual Barrie, according to the press notes, was said to have a quiet, puckish personality and always spoke in a low burr...and that's Depp in the film. The problem is that his Barrie seems so internal, so into his own quiet determinations and oddball kindnesses, that you feel a strange urge to strangle him after a while. Plus there's something too...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:27 PM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

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Three comments from those who've

Three comments from those who've recently seen Bill Condon's Kinsey (Fox Searchlight, 11.12), the story of Alfred Kinsey's pioneering studies of human sexuality in the late '40s and '50s. One, that it's intelligent, absorbing and quite accomplished...although its appeal might be a tad stronger among sophisticated blue-staters than with the red-state mom-and-pop crowd. Two, that the sexual scenes are pronounced enough that some have expressed amazement that it managed to get an R rating. And three, that there's a scene involving sexual intimacy between star Liam Neeson (who plays Kinsey) and costar Peter Sarsgaard that will grab attention. Kinsey will be...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:58 PM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

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Oliver Stone's Alexander opens in

Oliver Stone's Alexander opens in less than two months (only eight weeks from Friday, 9.10), and yet no editors or long-lead journalists I've spoken to have seen it or been told about a screening...yet. The historical epic is going through a final editing push, apparently. Warner Bros. executives have seen a version that runs about three hours, I'm told, and they've allegedly asked Stone to tone down the violence in the battle scenes. (When this info was relayed to a small group of journos after Thursday's Polar Express press luncheon on the WB lot, a female writer quipped, "That Oliver...he's so...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:25 PM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

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A certain eyebrow-raising clip allegedly

A certain eyebrow-raising clip allegedly taken from the forthcoming Return of the Jedi DVD has already shown up online, but I wasn't sure if it was bogus or not. But DVD Newsletter editor Doug Pratt has told me it's definitely true: George Lucas has replaced that ghostly image of Sebastian Shaw (the British actor who played Darth Vader/Annakin Skywalker) in the 1983 theatrical version of Jedi's finale...you know, that sentimental farewell moment in which he's shown standing next to Yoda and Alec Guiness's Obi-wan Kenobi?...with a ghostly image of Hayden Christensen, who of course played Annakin in Attack of...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:43 AM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

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The Guardian has reported that

The Guardian has reported that Jonathan Glazer's Birth, the Nicole Kidman film about a widow who comes to believe that her dead husband has been reincarnated in the body of a 10 year-old boy (played by 11 year-old Cameron Bright) "was greeted with a chorus of boos by journalists" at a Wednesday press screening for the Venice Film Festival. (I'm guessing that the booing, if it in fact happened to any noteworthy degree, came from British journos, who have a history of shouting down films they don't like at press screenings.) The trailer for this New Line release looks intriguing enough,...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:33 AM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

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That "vaguely bothersome echo" in

That "vaguely bothersome echo" in Walter Salles' beautifully rendered The Motorcycle Diaries -- i.e., the dramatizing of young Che Guevara's growing compassion for the downtrodden without dealing with the severe and murderous fruit of this compassion that manifested after Guevara came to power in Cuba with fellow revolutionary Fidel Castro -- has struck an adverse chord with at least a couple of major-league critics. If other journos pick up on this (and I have no knowledge that this view is widely shared), Diaries, which has been the recipient of heartfelt praise since its debut at last January's Sundance Film Festival, may...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:40 AM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

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Variety reporter Ben Fritz's story

Variety reporter Ben Fritz's story about a deal between Howard Stern and Movielink, the internet video-on-demand outfit, to sell access to uncensored clips of nude or topless women visiting Stern's radio show studio, is interesting enough. But the online version of this story has a more interesting headline: "Movieline, Stern offer uncut antics." This will probably be fixed by the time you read this, but it gave me a bit of a start. Movieline publisher Anne Volokh pacting with Stern to show nudie footage? Especially with Movieline having long ago renamed itself Hollywood Life? Ahh, well...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:20 AM on Thursday, September 9, 2004

Wednesday, September 8, 2004

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Just for clarity's sake, Alejandro

Just for clarity's sake, Alejandro Amenabar's undeniably touching right-to-die drama with the Oscar-calibre Javier Bardem performance is called....wait a minute, I'm not sure. The Spanish title, Mar Adentro, translates as Out to Sea, but that wasn't used because it had already been taken by a 1997 Jack Lemmon film. So New Line Cinema, the distributor, announced a new title: The Sea Within. Then they changed their minds (or were forced to reconsider) yet again, and now it's called The Sea Inside. Which, of course, shoudn't be confused with Lions Gate's Bobby Darin biopic Beyond the Sea, which will open on 11.24.04.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:02 AM on Wednesday, September 8, 2004

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"I'm off to catch Harry

"I'm off to catch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban one last time on the big screen before it dons its celluloid invisibility cape and disappears for good." So declared the extremely bright, super-knowledgable L.A. Weekly critic Scott Foundas in last week's issue. Whew....whatever. As intriguing as Alfonso Cuaron's influences were upon Azkaban, it's still a friggin' Harry Potter film, and that means you're in a kind of jail as you watch it. I felt hopeful when I saw it in Paris last June. I said to myself at one point, "This is is the best Potter ever, and...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:31 AM on Wednesday, September 8, 2004

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Good to hear that Alexander

Good to hear that Alexander Payne's Sideways, which my friends at Fox Searchlight have agreed to let me see early next week, is a winner, or is perhaps even, as David Poland declares, "the first true masterpiece of 2004." At the very least I look forward to savoring the four main performances by Paul Giamatti, Virginia Madsen, Sandra Oh and Thomas Haden-Church. But the use of the word "masterpiece" scares me a bit. A wait-and-see attitude seems prudent.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:19 AM on Wednesday, September 8, 2004

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The truth is that Wired

The truth is that Wired is the new Word column, and I can already tell after writing it for a couple of days that I'm going to refresh it a lot more often, while I haven't added a new item to the Word in a couple of weeks now. So the hell with it. Off with the Word 's head, I say...but what to put in its place?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:02 AM on Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Tuesday, September 7, 2004

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Guns and Roses There's a

Guns and Roses

There's a vaguely bothersome echo in Walter Salles' The Motorcycle Diaries (Focus Features, 9.24) that nobody in Hollywood journalist circles seems to want to talk about...but it's there.

It doesn't trouble me to any great degree, although it's grown into a slight roadblock in terms of my core feelings about the lead character, Ernesto "Che" Guevara, who is wonderfully played by Gael Garcia Bernal.

The echo I'm speaking of certainly has no place in Diaries itself, which is essentially a young man's film about the growing of a heart. The story is about the socio-political awakening of Guevara...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 PM on Tuesday, September 7, 2004

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An angry letter written

An angry letter written two or three weeks ago by Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Martin Scorcese to Sony vice-chairman Jeff Blake is apparently the main reason why a widescreen (2.35 to 1) DVD of Sydney Pollack's Castle Keep is being issued so quickly on the heels of that condemned pan-and-scan version that came out 7.20. Apparently Blake passed along the Lucas-Spielberg-Scorsese letter (which "raised hell" about the Castle Keep DVD, according to an insider who read it) to Sony honcho Michael Lynton, who in turn conveyed his concerns about negative p.r. over this issue to CTHV chief Ben Feingold....Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:20 PM on Tuesday, September 7, 2004

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There's this item (which may

There's this item (which may or may not be accurate) that Tom Cruise may earn $100 million or more from a revenue-sharing deal in exchange for starring in Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds. Why does this make me feel less interested in seeing the film, and maybe even a little turned off about it? Because the notion of that much money paid to an actor for his agreeing to run around and hyperventilate and dodge Martian death rays is grotesque. Why are you doing it, Tom? How much better can you eat? What can you buy that you can't already afford?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:38 PM on Tuesday, September 7, 2004

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I've kvetched about this before,

I've kvetched about this before, but it can't be repeated too often: when you see a film at your local theatre, you're probably seeing an image that is 1/3 less bright that what the filmmakers have intended. SMTP projection standards call for 12 "foot lamberts" (i.e., units for measuring light) to be used in showing films. But a post-production expert tells me that a friend with one of the big chains (okay, AMC) has confided that the projector lamps in all of their theatres are adjusted to project only 8 foot lamberts. The reason is that it purportedly saves money, since projection lamps...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:14 AM on Tuesday, September 7, 2004

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A thought passed along by

A thought passed along by Variety film critic Robert Koehler, quoting Paris cinephile/critic/programmer Nicole Brenez: "The more important a film is, the less it is seen." Mull that one over...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:43 AM on Tuesday, September 7, 2004

Monday, September 6, 2004

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Fox Searchlight's Napoleon Dynamite, a

Fox Searchlight's Napoleon Dynamite, a low-budgeter aimed at 25-and-unders, was facing a bit of a touch-and-go situation at first, but it caught on and may actually hit the $40 million mark before running out of steam. Sundance know-it-alls were predicting marginal business last January, and it clearly hadn't enchanted the over-40s I spoke to back then...but kids made it into a quasi-phenomenon. Things weren't looking all that fantastic at first for Open Water either (not conventionally scary enough, not enough twists, etc.), but now it's a safe bet to top $30 million. The prime goal for distributor Lions Gate was to...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:31 PM on Monday, September 6, 2004

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A recent watching of the

A recent watching of the DVD of George Lucas's THX 1138, out 9.14 following a limited theatrical break on Friday, came as a bit of a surprise. For decades I've been calling this Lucas's finest film as well as an indication of an intriguing path he might have followed if he hadn't hit it big with Star Wars, and it still is that, I suppose. But it no longer cuts through. Where it once seemed darkly prophetic or at least stylistically striking, THX 1138 now seems a touch passe. Hard to say why this story about a spiritually sedated,...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:02 PM on Monday, September 6, 2004

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Fahrenheit 9/11 may get nominated

Fahrenheit 9/11 may get nominated for a Best Picture Oscar (or not), but director Michael Moore has decided against submitting it as a Best Feature Documentary hopeful. Hoping to turn as many swing voters against President Bush as possible, Moore has declared on his website he'd like his film to be shown on broadcast TV before the election, even though he admits that Fahrenheit 9/11's DVD distributor, Columbia Tristar Home Video, probably won't allow this. He's saying it's "more important to take that risk and hope against hope that I can persuaded someone to put it on TV, even if it's...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:43 PM on Monday, September 6, 2004

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L.A. Weekly columnist Nikki Finke's

L.A. Weekly columnist Nikki Finke's disturbingly funny take on suited Hollywood's sensitivity to the recent Presidential poll turnarounds is a half-echo, half-lament that the Swift Boat Veterans for Bullshit strategy (along with those ads playing Kerry's testimony about U.S. soldiers committing atrocities in Vietnam) is working with the undecided's. It also reminds how quickly currents can change. I'm presuming things will turn back again in Kerry's favor, especially after he and Dubya lock horns in debate, but I'd be lying if I didn't admit to feeling hugely deflated by those polls. Is Kerry an incarnation of the high-minded Henry Fonda character...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:13 PM on Monday, September 6, 2004

Sunday, September 5, 2004

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Nothing terribly new about Laura

Nothing terribly new about Laura Holson's report about the ongoing negotiations between Disney and Harvey Weinstein. Just the same stories that have been rumbling around for the past few weeks, etc.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:32 PM on Sunday, September 5, 2004

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Strange that this didn't pop

Strange that this didn't pop up earlier, but EW critic Owen Gleiberman's remark in last week's issue about how Jonathan Demme's The Manchurian Candidate should have concluded is brilliant. If Candidate "had been a truly audacious update of the original, [Demme] would have shown the government sectretly in league with al-Queada."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:19 PM on Sunday, September 5, 2004

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September 1, 2004

Stop Rhys Ifans

I want to put this carefully so as not to be misinterpreted. I'm trying to formulate what I consider to be a modest and temperate industry initiative. The unmalicious goal is the total termination of acting jobs given to Rhys Ifans, the downmarket, stubble-faced tall guy with dirty-blonde 1971 hippy hair who, in his movie roles, is often given to beatific expressions and saying lines in such a way as to produce vague mystifications.

It's just that Ifans, a 36 year-old, six-foot-two Welshman, has been cast...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:36 AM on Sunday, September 5, 2004