Discland
edited by Jonathan Doyle
Mafioso (The Criterion Collection, 3.18.2008) Nino Badalamenti is a supervisor in a car manufacturing plant who hasn't taken a vacation in over two years. On his way out the door to visit his beloved childhood hometown of Sicily -- with his blonde wife and daughters -- Nino is handed a package by his boss and asked to deliver it to a powerful and influential Sicilian gangster named Don Vincenzo. Once in Sicily, Nino has a hoot seeing friends and family, but his wife has trouble fitting in and is unfairly dismissed as a snob by Nino's family. Even more worrisome, Nino finds himself entangled in an intricate web of secret mafioso dealings and is eventually sent on an unexpectedly... elaborate errand. (continued)

Sunday, October 31, 2004

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So what could have led

So what could have led Roger Michel, the obviously bright and perceptive director of Enduring Love, to take Ian McEwan's 1998 novel about a bizarre romantic obsession and turn it into a "jokeless gloomarama?" wonders New Yorker critic Anthony Lane. "The ideas behind Enduring Love may be fascinating, but they don't play, they sulk, and so it was during another annoying rant from Jed the Pest [i.e., Rhys Ifans' thoroughly revolting stalker character] that I leaned over to the friend beside me and whispered, 'All I really, really want at this moment, in the whole world, is to be watching

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:04 PM on Sunday, October 31, 2004

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In Tom Wolfe's scheme of

In Tom Wolfe's scheme of things, reports a New York Times Magazine profile (11.31), social behavior is almost always determined by status consciousness -- an instinct to preserve your place in the social pecking order. Pretty much all human endeavor "has to do with status," says the 74 year-old author of "I Am Charlotte Simmons" (excerpted in Rolling Stone...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:58 AM on Sunday, October 31, 2004

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Saturday, October 30, 2004

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Follow-up to my 10.27 item

Follow-up to my 10.27 item (see below): Wired...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:06 PM on Saturday, October 30, 2004

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An anonymous "Black Man, Husband,

An anonymous "Black Man, Husband, Father, Son, Actor, Producer, Director, Poet, Warrior," et. al. who wrote in to Movie City News a day or so ago says he's sick of a lot things in movies today, with all-around mediocrity among the offenders. One things that stick in his craw is Halle Berry's role in Monster's Ball...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:20 AM on Saturday, October 30, 2004

Friday, October 29, 2004

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Roar of Greasepaint I predicted

Roar of Greasepaint

I predicted this a few weeks ago, and now it's coming to pass: Joel Schumacher's The Phantom of the Opera (Warner Bros., 12.22) is making its way, buzz-wise, into the Best Picture Oscar race.

This lavishly produced (I'm told) musical, which almost no one has seen but is based, as everyone knows, on the popular Andrew Lloyd Webber stage musical, has become a big Best Picture "maybe" largely due to a story written by New York Times reporter Sharon Waxman that ran yesterday (10.28).

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:18 PM on Friday, October 29, 2004

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The breeze is now blowing

The breeze is now blowing in John Kerry's direction. Can you feel it? I can. The tightening of the national poll numbers, the strengthening of the looted weapons depot in Iraq story by eyewitnesses and video footage, the just-announced FBI investigation into Halliburton contracts, etc. The breeze was blowing for Bush a week, week and a half ago....but now it's not.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:31 AM on Friday, October 29, 2004

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

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Revival Vincent, Tom Cruise's hit-man

Revival

Vincent, Tom Cruise's hit-man character in Collateral, is diamond-like -- hard and sharp and full of glints and reflections. For me it's a hot-cold thing...acting that burns through not because of some forced intensity, but an artful hold-back, cold-steel strategy.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:17 PM on Wednesday, October 27, 2004

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Some day, somehow, major-publication editors

Some day, somehow, major-publication editors are going to give up and start spelling the word "internet" without that fucking capital "I." However you want to define the worldwide web -- an environment, a digital information delivery system, an intergalactic atmosphere -- "internet" is a generic term like "highway" or "radio" or "television." I got into the same kind of idiotic dispute with a writer at the Hollywood Reporter...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:11 AM on Wednesday, October 27, 2004

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New York magazine critic Peter

New York magazine critic Peter Rainerís review of Alexander Payne's Sideways is, to me, really quite beautiful. An exquisitely cut stone. Fully in tune with the film itself. Iíd like to see Ken Tucker, Rainerís recently-hired replacement, write something as good. Perhaps he will. Here's hoping Rainer finds a new berth sometime soon...hopefully a berth with an editor who will respect his talents more than New York editor Adam Moss apparently does.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:41 AM on Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

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I haven't been invited to

I haven't been invited to see The Polar Express (Warner Bros., 11.10), the $200 million-plus, digitally groundbreaking, Christmas storybook flick made by director Bob Zemeckis and star-producer Tom Hanks, despite being invited to the product-reel, dog-and-pony show at the Warner lot a few weeks ago. I suppose there's a reason for some concern now that Variety's David Rooney has called it The Bi-Polar Express and complained that the story doesn't pay off particularly well. Along with an emerging view that the digitally-composed kids are "dead-eyed" and resemble the alien tykes from Village of the Damned...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:27 PM on Tuesday, October 26, 2004

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Brad Bird's The Incredibles (Disney/Pixar,

Brad Bird's The Incredibles (Disney/Pixar, 11.5)!! This animated comedy about a family of gone-to-seed superhero parents and their two kids, ducking their enemies under the Witness Protection Program but looking to get those old juices flowing again, is looking like a monster hit with all ages. A friend who went to an Academy screening on Monday, 10.25, said, "I loved it...it's funny...people applauded the especially good parts...it runs about 115 minutes but feels like 80 or 90...and it's a crowd-pleaser, a blockbuster...it'll make $200 or $300 million." I could've gone, but I went to the Tom Cruise tribute thing instead. Choices, choices.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:23 PM on Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Monday, October 25, 2004

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New Yorker critic David Denby

New Yorker critic David Denby on Paul Giamatti's sublime performance in Sideways, from a 10.18 posting : "Giamatti has no chin to speak of, a round-shouldered physique, an adenoidal snarl, and the nervous grin of a craven dog. Heís the national anti-ideal, and heís making a brilliant career out of it. In American Splendor...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:37 PM on Monday, October 25, 2004

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There are two words that

There are two words that describe the reported thinking among certain undecided voters out there, as relayed in a New York Times story out today (10.25), and those words are "staggeringly ignorant." Perhaps the better adjective for ignorant is "willfully," since the only way to support Bush in the face of all the damning indicators is to invest in massive levels of denial. The bad guys seem to be inching up, up, up...polls say Kerry is slightly behind in Hawaii, Florida, et. al. The New York Times says support for Bush among black voters is higher than it was in '00....Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 AM on Monday, October 25, 2004

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"Closer is, I suppose, a

"Closer is, I suppose, a Carnal Knowledge for 2004," cinematographer Stephen Goldblatt has told San Francisco Chronicle...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 AM on Monday, October 25, 2004

Sunday, October 24, 2004

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Sunday, October 24, 2004

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It was clear from an

It was clear from an early John Logan draft of The Aviator...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:37 AM on Sunday, October 24, 2004

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"The challenge of taking on

"The challenge of taking on esteemed material has evidently inspired Alfie director [Charles] Shyer to shake off the bland and bloodless polish of his ultra-mainstream Hollywood pictures to inject this remake with welcome vitality," writes Variety...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:21 AM on Sunday, October 24, 2004

Friday, October 22, 2004

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Maybe Baby Take this with

Maybe Baby

Take this with a very small grain, but remarks from a couple of actresses have upped my interest in Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros., 12.15).

Paul Haggis's script is a surrogate father-surrogate daughter relationship piece. It's about an aged ex-prize fighter (Eastwood) who decides to train a young woman (Hilary Swank) who's determined to box. Morgan Freeman plays Eastwood's longtime pal and confidante...the character with the pithy sayings and sage ringside commentary.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:50 PM on Friday, October 22, 2004

Thursday, October 21, 2004

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Roman Polanski, your legend is

Roman Polanski, your legend is about to be challenged. Before shooting Washington, the third and final installment of his Amerika trilogy, Lars von Trier is going to make some kind of classy horror film about the Devil. To be called Antikrist, it will ìput an end to the big lie that God created the world,î according to von Trierís producer, Peter Aalbek Jensen, and will explore von Trier's contrarian view that ìit was Satan who created the human race and the world.î Thereís no script yet apparently, but according to a story in the Danish daily Berlingske Tidende ...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:55 AM on Thursday, October 21, 2004

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

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Ancient Tides The fundamental yea-nay

Ancient Tides

The fundamental yea-nay on Oliver Stone's Alexander (Warner Bros., 11.25) will hinge, I'm guessing, on one basic thing.

Has Stone sufficiently channeled the times of Alexander -- the beliefs and core values that provided a sense of identity, cohesion and destiny to players in the period from 356 to 334 B.C.? Has Stone sufficiently imbedded his film in the bedrock faiths and realities of that time and culture?

And in so doing (that's if...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:06 PM on Wednesday, October 20, 2004

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From Bill Maher's "New Rules"

From Bill Maher's "New Rules" routine on last Friday's (19.15) "Real Time with Bill Maher" HBO show, to wit: "New Rule: No puppet fucking. The South Park guys have a new movie called Team America, which features graphic sex scenes between marionettes. Hey, you know what? If I had any interest in wooden sex with strings attached, I'd get married."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:04 AM on Wednesday, October 20, 2004

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Natalie Portman's striptease-club scene in

Natalie Portman's striptease-club scene in Closer will, I'm told, be cause for hormonal excitation among younger males, particularly those who haven't seen her in Garden State (in which she gives a wonderfully ripe and robust performance)and who know her primarily as Princess Amidala. I don't know what I can add to this, except to say that strip clubs are very exciting places to be for about five minutes...until that rancid predatory vibe starts to seep into your pores and you can't wait to leave. But those first five minutes are great.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:54 AM on Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

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Another totally detestable movie idea

Another totally detestable movie idea being developed by Joe Roth's Revolution Studios: a Beatles film musical called "All You Need Is Love," currently being written by Brit screenwriters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais. Pic would use well over a dozen cover versions of Beatle songs to "drive the narative" of a love story between an English lad and an American lassie, set against the backdrop of the social upheaval of the 1960s. If this thing ever gets made, it could one day share the marquee of West Hollywood's New Beverly cinema with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:25 PM on Tuesday, October 19, 2004

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If you buy what some

If you buy what some Democratic pulse-takers are saying, the election is closer than it seems because the historical record is that the vast majority of undecided voters have always gone for the challenger at the last minute. I'd like to believe this, but with an apparent majority of red-staters still preferring Bush in every poll except the most recent New York Times...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:44 PM on Tuesday, October 19, 2004

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There was an early-bird press

There was an early-bird press screening of Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Touchstone, 12.25) last Monday evening (10.18), and one reasonably discerning guy who attended says he "loved it....I was laughing hysterically...it was a real rush...my heart and mind were completely in synch over it." This from a guy, F.Y.I., who liked Anderson's first three films -- Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums -- but didn't quite love them.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:31 PM on Tuesday, October 19, 2004

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In her role as Tea

In her role as Tea Leoni's mother in James L. Brooks' Spanglish...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Saturday, October 16, 2004

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Nothing further on Matt Stone

Nothing further on Matt Stone and Trey Parker's political sympathies needs to be said, but here's New York Times critic Tony Scott riffing on them anyway: "A number of commentators have discerned a pronounced conservative streak amid the anarchy of South Park, a hypothesis that Team America to some extent confirms. Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins and other left-leaning movie stars are eviscerated (quite literally -- also decapitated, set on fire and eaten by house cats), while right-wing media figures escape derision altogether. It seems likely that [Stone and Parker's] emphases and omissions reflect a particular point of view."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:05 PM on Saturday, October 16, 2004

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It was George Bush '41,

It was George Bush '41, not President Bush, who was quoted Friday as having called Michael Moore a "total ass" and "slimeball" for pushing "outrageous...lies about my family" in Fahrenheit 9/11.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 AM on Saturday, October 16, 2004

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A reader named Mark Zeigler

A reader named Mark Zeigler says he's having doubts about my enthusiasm for Sideways (Fox Searchlight, 10.22) because Salon critic Charles Taylor has mostly panned it and called its director-cowriter, Alexander Payne, "a pretentious wiseass." First, it's okay for Taylor to trash Sideways. He's going to feel pretty lonely with that viewpoint, but fine. But second, Zeigler may want to consider what New York Times...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:13 AM on Saturday, October 16, 2004

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:03 AM on Saturday, October 16, 2004

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Figuring the specific reason iNDEMAND

Figuring the specific reason iNDEMAND decided to bail on airing "The Michael Moore Pre-Election Special" will be an interesting pursuit. The company, owned by Time Warner, Cox and Comcast cable companies, announced Friday it wouldn't be showing "The Michael Moore Pre-Election Special" due to "legitimate business and legal concerns," which is apparently a euphemism for political pressure. Moore has stated that he and iNDEMAND signed a contract to air the special (which would have included a showing of Fahrenheit 9/11...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:39 AM on Saturday, October 16, 2004

Friday, October 15, 2004

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Mean Streets The arrival of

Mean Streets

The arrival of Gillo Pontecorvo's The Battle of Algiers on a Criterion DVD last Tuesday is one of the most fascinating historical echo events in a long time.

A nearly 40 year-old account of guerilla warfare waged by the Algerian Liberation Front against French colonialists on native soil in the late 1950s, Pontecorvo's astonishing film is a primer on what U.S. forces are grappling with now in Iraq.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:18 AM on Friday, October 15, 2004

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

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Wolves Wearing Wool Trey Parker

Wolves Wearing Wool

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are clever filmmakers and inspired comedians, but I can't help despising where they're coming from politically in Team America: World Police (Paramount, 10.15), their R-rated puppet flick.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:29 PM on Wednesday, October 13, 2004

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Some of you might be

Some of you might be tempted to look at Jeannot Szwarc's Somewhere in Time in tribute to Christopher Reeve, who gave one of his better performances in it. I happen to be a sucker for this film, not for the "all" of it but because of a closing sequence that I saw at critics' screening some 24 years ago....but which I haven't seen since. I asked about this when I happened to run into Somewhere in Time...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:26 AM on Wednesday, October 13, 2004

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Anyone looking at Wes Anderson's

Anyone looking at Wes Anderson's upcoming The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Touchstone, 12.25) and saying it's not Oscar material....as a fairly well-connected journalist friend suggested last weekend...is missing the point. Wes Anderson films are about their own state of mind and nothing further. They simply are...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:21 AM on Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

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I'm watching the Rock (a.k.a.,

I'm watching the Rock (a.k.a., Dwayne Johnson) talk about shooting a bizarre action scene in The Rundown...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:58 AM on Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Monday, October 11, 2004

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For me, Richard Eyre's Stage

For me, Richard Eyre's Stage Beauty...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:08 AM on Monday, October 11, 2004

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Certain taste-maker journos around town

Certain taste-maker journos around town are telling me Dylan Kidd's P.S. (Newmarket, 10.15) isn't good enough and therefore that Laura Linney's shot at a Best Actress nom for her work in this film is in peril. I really think they're wrong about this. This obviously smart, curiously romantic film is alive and originally plotted, it never drifts or bores, and Linney is radiantly readable in every frame.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:20 AM on Monday, October 11, 2004

Sunday, October 10, 2004

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Christopher Reeve was a symbol

Christopher Reeve was a symbol of undying hope, fortitude and courage. What did he die of exactly? A New York Times story said that Reeve fell into a coma Saturday after going into cardiac arrest while at his home in Pound Ridge, New York. Reeve "was being treated for a pressure wound, a common complication for people in wheelchairs," the Times...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:59 PM on Sunday, October 10, 2004

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Sorry I dropped out for

Sorry I dropped out for three days, but I had a mild neurological freakout on Friday morning. In plainer terms, I kind of, heh-heh, "lost it" and thereafter decided on some primal deep-down level that I needed to re-charge for a day or two. Sorry -- I'll try not to let it happen again. Do I really mean that? Sure I do...as far as it goes.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:53 PM on Sunday, October 10, 2004

Friday, October 8, 2004

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Basic Instinct It's built into

Basic Instinct

It's built into our genes to show obeisance before power. It's obviously a big tendency in Hollywood circles, but hardly an exclusive one. Every culture, every species does the bow-down.

I was speaking the other night to this know-it-all guy who goes to a lot of Academy screenings and parties, and we were talking about possible Best Actor nominees. We'd both just seen Ray and knew for sure Jamie Foxx was a shoo-in, but who else?

"Paul Giamatti," I said.

"Who?" he asked.

"The lead in Sideways," I reminded him. "He's amazing, heartbreaking... and the film is masterful."Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:18 AM on Friday, October 8, 2004

Wednesday, October 6, 2004

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Sex Detective I admired and

Sex Detective

I admired and enjoyed Bill Condon's Kinsey (Fox Searchlight, 11.12) upon seeing it Monday night. It's a smart, probing, movingly performed portrait of what it was like to live in sexually suppressed times, and how a startling work of research by an gangly odd-duck scientist named Alfred Kinsey (Liam Neeson) began to lift the cloak of sexual puritanism.

I've just made it sound like one of those plodding, dutiful, good-for-you biopics. It's not. It's alert and focused and keeps you thinking and re-thinking.

Neeson hasn't been this concentrated and affecting since Schindler's List...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:52 PM on Wednesday, October 6, 2004

Tuesday, October 5, 2004

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In a piece honoring the

In a piece honoring the recently deceased Janet Leigh, L.A. Times critic Carina Chocano says in today's edition (10.5) that Leigh's best films -- Touch of Evil, Psycho and The Manchurian Candidate -- amounted to "a dark trilogy, [in which she played] an icy, un-settling and alienated woman, a cynically tragic ur-feminist." I'd leave room for a fourth character in this vein: the embittered ex-wife of Paul Newman's down-at-the-heels shamus in Jack Smight's Harper (1966), which boasted a finely-tuned script by William Goldman. The angry and wounded Susan Harper was surely a more substantial part than Leigh's bizarre Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:38 PM on Tuesday, October 5, 2004

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After nine submissions, the MPAA

After nine submissions, the MPAA ratings board has finally given Matt Parker and Trey Stone's political satire Team America: World Police...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:12 PM on Tuesday, October 5, 2004

Sunday, October 3, 2004

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The perception that Kerry won

The perception that Kerry won last week's debate has wiped out President Bush's lead in the race, according to the latest Newsweek...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:43 PM on Sunday, October 3, 2004

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29 year-old Leonardo DiCaprio's performance

29 year-old Leonardo DiCaprio's performance as Howard Hughes in The Aviator (Warner Bros., 12.17) is "stunning," producer Michael Mann has told Empire...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:03 PM on Sunday, October 3, 2004

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So Shark Tale did just

So Shark Tale did just shy of $50 million on its first weekend...big deal. A movie can be a box-office leviathan and people can still hate it. Everyone says it's mainly about other movies, it's got no heart, and the only good voice-actor performance is Martin Scorsese's. Last May I attended a big DreamWorks presentation for Shark Tale...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:50 PM on Sunday, October 3, 2004

Friday, October 1, 2004

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Chaos Theory I'm all over

Chaos Theory

I'm all over the place this morning (researching, ad concerns, re-designing) and running late with Wednesday's (10.6) column. It probably won't be up until 3 pm Pacific time. If only there two of me...or three of me, for that matter. One could sleep on the couch and the other on a cot in the dining room.

I'm tapping something out about Ray...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:42 PM on Friday, October 1, 2004

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"The most powerful moments are

"The most powerful moments are so realistic that they're almost excruciating. A good half dozen sequences are so intensely acted and so deeply involving that audiences will forget they're watching a movie until the scene ends and exhaling can recommence. Yet [the director] knows how to increase the overall effect by interlacing quieter, more tender scenes as well." I'm definitely intrigued by this excerpt from Peter Brunette's review of Crash...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:58 AM on Friday, October 1, 2004

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:34 AM on Friday, October 1, 2004