Discland
edited by Jonathan Doyle
Mafioso (The Criterion Collection, 3.18.2008) Nino Badalamenti is a supervisor in a car manufacturing plant who hasn't taken a vacation in over two years. On his way out the door to visit his beloved childhood hometown of Sicily -- with his blonde wife and daughters -- Nino is handed a package by his boss and asked to deliver it to a powerful and influential Sicilian gangster named Don Vincenzo. Once in Sicily, Nino has a hoot seeing friends and family, but his wife has trouble fitting in and is unfairly dismissed as a snob by Nino's family. Even more worrisome, Nino finds himself entangled in an intricate web of secret mafioso dealings and is eventually sent on an unexpectedly... elaborate errand. (continued)

Friday, December 31, 2004

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No one of any depth

No one of any depth or intelligence believes in the theology of New Year's Eve. The second hand passing the midnight hour on a day that has no particular distinction in the eyes of God or any cosmic authority is no reason to clap, kiss, jump up and down or celebrate anything.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:22 PM on Friday, December 31, 2004

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Why Wait? Million Dollar Baby

Why Wait?

Million Dollar Baby is easily one of the finest films of the year and the most likely winner of the '04 Best Picture Oscar. Why then have Warner Bros. execs been keeping it hidden from most of the nation since it opened limited two weeks and two days ago?

Some people I've spoken to say they're playing it smart, but I don't know.

So far Baby...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:16 PM on Friday, December 31, 2004

Thursday, December 30, 2004

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The 96-page printed program for

The 96-page printed program for the '05 Sundance Film Festival arrived in the mail a day or two ago, and I'm already starting to go crazy from all the squinting. Who are the graphic designers of this thing (last year's program was also an eye-strainer), and what is their compulsion about using pale yellow ink for the credit blocks below each film? You can't read the names of the actors or the significant creatives unless you're reading the '05 program in just the right kind of light, and even then it's a chore. This is graphic-design sadism at its worst.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:01 PM on Thursday, December 30, 2004

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Right now this town is

Right now this town is dead, dead, deader-than-dead....

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Thursday, December 30, 2004

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

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Hollywood Elsewhere has been hacked

Hollywood Elsewhere has been hacked twice over the last ten days, and to make sure it never happens again we're going to buy and install new software for the message board and chat room, a.k.a. Poet's Corner. Until we do this we're going to have to shut down this section of the site down for about a week since this is the doorway that hackers (and their most recent creation, called "sanity") have used to crash their way in. Poet's Corner will probably be back up and running by the end of next week, or by 1.7.05.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:32 PM on Wednesday, December 29, 2004

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I'm going right out to

I'm going right out to rent Woody Allen's Crimes and Misdemeanors this evening as a way of paying tribute to the great Jerry Orbach, who died Tuesday night in Manhattan of cancer. Orbach's performance as Jack Rosenthal, the criminal-class younger brother of Martin Landau's wishy-washy Judah Rosenthal, is the kind of New Yorker Orbach seemed to actually be -- a Bronx-born guy with a touch of the street, who always talked straight and blunt and cut to the chase. I love it when he says to Landau in that Crimes...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:03 PM on Wednesday, December 29, 2004

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If The Shoe Fits The

If The Shoe Fits

The plot of Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven (20th Century Fox, 5.6) is on the complex side, but if you let yourself think plain like Tom Joad and avoid getting smeared with your own intellectual whipped cream, it all boils down nicely.

Aside from the upscale distinction of being a Ridley Scott film in the big-canvas Gladiator mode, Heaven is a 12th Century armies-on-horseback movie about Eastern vs. Western forces. You know...one of those Muslim vs. Christian, olive-skinned natives vs. white-guy invader type deals, taking place during the Crusades and set in war-torn Jerusalem.


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:09 AM on Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

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Popcorn Shards A guy said

Popcorn Shards

A guy said this to me (if not in this precise sequence) the other day. He knows this town and how it's been evolving, etc. And in a moment of despair...

"It was going to be Deliverance in the Gobi desert. The script was about character with everyone slowly going insane as the days went on, and when the new plane was built the pilot is reluctant to fly it because the desert crash was his fault and his confidence is shot.

...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:09 PM on Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Monday, December 27, 2004

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An interesting theory has surfaced

An interesting theory has surfaced as to why Slate's David Edelstein, Salon's Charles Taylor and New York Press critic Armond White all hate Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby. Ready? They're all Paulettes -- i.e., disciples of the late, legendary film critic Pauline Kael -- and Kael had a case against Eastwood in her day, and her acolytes have continued to occasionally channel her from the grave. Kael was four-square against Eastwood's early films. She famously called Dirty Harry...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:57 PM on Monday, December 27, 2004

Sunday, December 26, 2004

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A new trailer for Ridley

A new trailer for Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven (20th Century Fox, May 6) is up and running, and it seems...well, like a class act, certainly, but also damned familiar. It's Gladiator again with a sword-and-arrow battle in a shadowed, blue-tinted forest and those same CG snowflakes in the air. It's Alexander again with a massive army on horseback charging across a dusty desert plain. It's Troy...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:20 PM on Sunday, December 26, 2004

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This has nothing to do

This has nothing to do with my head space or the concerns of this column, but New York Daily News columnist Lloyd Drive (a.k.a., "The Lowdown") deserves a round of applause for vowing in his 12.23 column to never again write about Paris Hilton. "If she discovers a cure for cancer, wins the Nobel Peace Prize, launches herself into outer space -- or even gets her high- school diploma -- I'll be happy to revisit the issue," Grove wrote. "But until then, this is the last time you'll see Paris in Lowdown."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:11 PM on Sunday, December 26, 2004

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All right, everybody calm down:

All right, everybody calm down: the $68.5 million earned by Universal's Meet the Fockers since last Wednesday is not an American tragedy. The first weekend is always about marketing, never the film. It's about people being too lazy to read the reviews or, in this instance, to consider Dustin Hoffman's referring to the film as "this thing." (I ran this quote twice.) Always listen to words in passing...they always tell the tale. No one out there loves this film, everyone was disappointed, and it's the big mega-movie of the moment. Ain't that America?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:00 AM on Sunday, December 26, 2004

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I have to do something

I have to do something about Discland -- DVD's Are Crack. I've tried to keep up and can't, and I need someone to take this column over. Not contribute -- run it. Each and every week, covering the new DVD's. Get in touch...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:55 AM on Sunday, December 26, 2004

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Is Oscar-show producer Gil Cates

Is Oscar-show producer Gil Cates planning any kind of special tribute to the late Marlon Brando for the 2.27 telecast? You'd think this would be a no-brainer (the guy was easily the most influential and iconic actor of the last 55 plus years) and maybe Cates has decided to do the right thing. But Oscar-show editor extraordinaire Chuck Workman (the fast-montage guy who also directed A House on a Hill and the brilliant '50s doc The Source...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:45 AM on Sunday, December 26, 2004

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"'We're all of us sentenced

"'We're all of us sentenced to solitary confinement...inside our own lonely skins for as long as we live in this earth,' muses Val, the drifter Brando [played] in Tennessee Williams' The Fugitive Kind. As a statement of majestic desolation, it seems a fitting epitaph for a man who never quite escaped his own raw presence." -- Daphne Merkin on Brando in the 12.26 New York Times Magazine.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Sunday, December 26, 2004

Saturday, December 25, 2004

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:21 AM on Saturday, December 25, 2004

Thursday, December 23, 2004

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Richard Linklater's Before Sunset (Warner

Richard Linklater's Before Sunset (Warner Independent) has been named the year's finest film (or the #1 film) by the Village Voice 6th Annual Film Critics Poll. The two-character dialogue piece set in Paris had far and away the highest number of points (564), compared to the 4th place Sideways (381)and the eleventh-place Million Dollar Baby. Great for Linklater, great for his costars Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy...great all around.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 PM on Thursday, December 23, 2004

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I don't mean to sound

I don't mean to sound like I'm sounding, but an awfully high percentage of the folks queried for the Village Voice Film Critics Poll, although they know their stuff cold and are undeniably brilliant and independent minded...not very many of them seem like average-Joe, salt-of-the-earth, Boston-Red-Sox-fan type guys. Know what I'm saying? A tiny bit snobby and elitist, wouldn't know what to do or say in a working-class bar, pencils up their butt, etc. Dave Kehr and John Anderson are okay, and David Sterrit's got a little Aaron Copeland, fanfare-for-the-common-man in him, but how come Matt Zoller Seitz isn't in the group?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 PM on Thursday, December 23, 2004

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

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Hacked Again For the second

Hacked Again

For the second time during the Xmas holiday, Hollywood Elsewhere has been hacked. But it'll all be back to normal within hours, maybe only two or three.

For the record, this is being written at 3:06 pm Pacific, on Tuesday, 12.28.04.

...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:56 PM on Wednesday, December 22, 2004

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All I want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is a quality-transfer DVD of The Friends of Eddie Coyle, with any extras they can throw in with it...commentaries, making-of doc, Robert Mitchum interview, anything. That's all I want...and that's not much to ask for.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:20 AM on Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

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Notice to marketing guys and

Notice to marketing guys and trailer editors: if you cut together 50 or 60 snips from a film and shoot them out machine-gun style, like 90% of the trailers do these days, you can make a film seem interesting or sexy or whatever. Except this trick has used so often it's not interesting any more. To me, rapid-fire machine-gun cuts in trailers are a coded message that says, "Watch out, this film may have something to hide."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:14 PM on Tuesday, December 21, 2004

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There are sad films and

There are sad films and depressing films. Sad movies make you hurt in a good way...a basically gloomy feeling that nonetheless doesn't feel oppressive, and comes with an emotional anchor that puts you in touch with some aspect of your past. Depressing movies make you feel like you don't want to feel anything. They make you irritated, skittish, cynical. In short, the final act of Million Dollar Baby isn't depressing but sad. Unless, of course, you're one of those who doesn't distinguish between the two.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:12 PM on Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Monday, December 20, 2004

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Everyone's telling me that Meet

Everyone's telling me that Meet the Fockers (Universal, 12.22) is funny, agreeable, harmless, etc. (I missed the all-media screening and my Universal p.r. pals had no other options.) But now Dustin Hoffman's "thing" quote is boomerang-ing back in the from of these two remarks by the L.A. Weekly's David Chute: (1) Fockers, he says, is "a big-budget Dharma & Greg...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:14 AM on Monday, December 20, 2004

Sunday, December 19, 2004

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It's time to weed out

It's time to weed out the weaker sisters among the Best Actress candidates, and they are...sorry to say this and I mean no offense...Vera Drake's Imelda Staunton and Being Julia's Annette Bening. Staunton gives a two-note performance in that Mike Leigh film -- loving, easygoing Vera before she gets busted, and freaked-out, zombie-like Vera after the bust. Not good enough! Bening is pretty good as the grande dame of the 1938 British stage...okay, very good, but the film is undeniably weak, and Bening is resultantly fading and that's a fact. The topliners are three: Million Dollar Baby's Hilary Swank, Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:55 PM on Sunday, December 19, 2004

Saturday, December 18, 2004

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The "remains to be seen"

The "remains to be seen" New York Times gremlin has struck again, this time in Charles McGrath's story about boxing movies and applied -- oddly, curiously -- to Million Dollar Baby , which makes people weep and seems like a sure-fire hit. "Boxing still looms largest as a subject for literary types and for filmmakers paying homage to the past," McGrath comments. "Like Raging Bull, Million Dollar Baby...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:40 AM on Saturday, December 18, 2004

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I seem to only write

I seem to only write about things I'm seriously excited or angry about in the WIRED space. Well, here's an exception! It's Saturday morning and the holiday shutdown is taking effect as we speak. Time to roll out those evergreen stories and maybe start choosing my picks for Oscar Balloon '05.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:30 AM on Saturday, December 18, 2004

Friday, December 17, 2004

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Nutters vs. Nutters Two days

Nutters vs. Nutters

Two days ago I ran a 2004 sum-up piece about the year's best and worst, but I may have spoken too soon. That same day a completely riveting documentary arrived in the mail from Telluride Film Festival director Tom Luddy, who told me the next day that it might be "the most important film of 2004." And he may be right. At least in a political vein.

It's called The Power of Nightmares. It's written and produced by the BBC-funded documentarian Adam Curtis, who also made the brilliant four-hour doc The Century of the Self...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:48 AM on Friday, December 17, 2004

Thursday, December 16, 2004

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My friend Anne Thompson, who

My friend Anne Thompson, who has done many favors for me, has been brought aboard The Hollywood Reporter as deputy film editor by her old bro, film editor Gregg Kilday. She officially starts on Jan. 17th. The money is good and she gets medical and dental and why not, right? Reporter cool, job cool, everything cool....maybe even John Travolta's next film, which wasn't written by Scott Frank for reasons I don't need to go into at this time.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:55 PM on Thursday, December 16, 2004

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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Somehow I missed this quote

Somehow I missed this quote from Colin Farrell about his costarring with Jamie Foxx in the Michael Mann-scripted and directed Miami Vice, which will begin shooting in April for Universal. (A friend of a guy I know has been offered a job on the shoot.) Why do another TV adaptation so soon after S.W.A.T....Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:41 PM on Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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And I know I asked

And I know I asked about getting a look at this before, but does anyone have a copy of Sam Mendes' Jarhead?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:39 PM on Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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As Good As It Got

As Good As It Got

Everyone has been calling '04 a fairly weak year, but this same tune is played every damn December. 2004 may not have been gold bullion, but it was better than okay.

I'll allow that '04 didn't measure up to 1999, the last truly stunning year (VISITORS contributor Steve Coppick made a good case for this in his 9.15 column), but I've just tallied my best and worst films of `04, and the numerical facts are these:

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:34 AM on Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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Uma Thurman is arrestingly focused

Uma Thurman is arrestingly focused and hard-core in the Kill Bill movies, but I don't quite get her being nominated for Best Dramatic Actress award by both the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and the Broadcast Film Critics Association for her work in Kill Bill, Vol. 2. Just as Truman Capote once said of Jack Kerouac's stream-of-beat-consciousness prose in On The Road, "That's not writing, that's typing!," I would say of Thurman's Bill perfs, "That's not acting, that's martial-arts training!" For the most part, anyway.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:53 AM on Wednesday, December 15, 2004

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All but one of the

All but one of the award-calibre lead male performances this year are based on real life guys, but all of the major nominated lead female parts are fictional. Of the six lead male performances nominated his morning (12.15) by the Broadcast Film Critics Association, five -- Javier Bardem's in The Sea Inside, Don Cheadle's in Hotel Rwanda, Johnny Depp's in Finding Neverland, Leonardo DiCaprio's in The Aviator and Jamie Foxx's in Ray -- are representations of actual lives, fretting and strutting their hour upon the stage. Only Paul Giamatti's wine-worshipping would-be author in Sideways...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:33 AM on Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Monday, December 13, 2004

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The biggest squeaker in this

The biggest squeaker in this morning's New York Film Critics Circle voting was over the Best Non-Fiction Film award going to Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11, according to the group's chairman Thelma Adams. "There has been a big pendulum swing against that movie," Adams confided late this morning. One of the concerns, said Adams, was "is it really a non-fiction film?" F9/11's biggest competitor, was Jonathan Caouette's Tarnation, while Kevin McDonald's Touching the Void, she implied, was somewhere in the rear with the gear. Sideways...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 AM on Monday, December 13, 2004

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Clint Eastwood has just been

Clint Eastwood has just been handed the New York Film Critics Circle's Best Director award for his work on Million Dollar Baby....terrific. There was obviously a bit of Sideways vs. Baby wrangling going on among the elite New York-area critics, with the Eastwood win smacking of some kind of spread-it-around compromise gesture. But good for Clint. Maybe between this and the Golden Globe nominations for Baby, he'll loosen up and start playing the awards-hustle game. "That's all it is," said Kris Kirstofferson's financial-shark character in Alan Pakula's Rollover...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:52 AM on Monday, December 13, 2004

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One of two Clint Eastwood

One of two Clint Eastwood scenarios (take your pick): (a) Clint won't "do" anything for Milllion Dollar Baby...no q & a's at industry screenings, no honored-guest visits at film festivals, no sit-down slots on director's panels, or (b) he will...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:29 AM on Monday, December 13, 2004

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Bulletin from a big-name regional

Bulletin from a big-name regional critic: "I have been pestering the hell out of my [distant city]-based WB rep for a screening of Million Dollar Baby in [nearby city] before my Top Ten list is due, and have been told more or less that it likely won't happen. I was invited to see it later this week in [far-away city]: a five-hour roundtrip drive on a day when I've already got two screenings to attend here. Thanks much. Considering that his last was Mystic River, Clint Eastwood is getting fucked by his long-time studio on this one."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Monday, December 13, 2004

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And so the question, with

And so the question, with four respected critic groups (from NYC, L.A., Boston and San Francisco) having given their Best Picture awards to Alexander Payne's excellent Sideways: what happened to the supposed impact grenade of Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:29 AM on Monday, December 13, 2004

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Righteous vision sometimes pokes through:

Righteous vision sometimes pokes through: Sideways has won the Best Picture award from the New York Film Critics Circle, which makes it...what?...four such honors over the last two days from critics orgs (L.A., New York, Boston, and San Francisco.) Sideways sad-sack Paul Giamatti has won the New York Film Critics Circle award for Best Actor, and his costar Virginia Madsen has nabbed the NYFCC's Best Suporting Actress award, adding to the identical honor she was given last Saturday by the Los Angeles Film Critics Association. Vera Drake...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:10 AM on Monday, December 13, 2004

Sunday, December 12, 2004

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This is just Monday-morning quarterbacking

This is just Monday-morning quarterbacking and by no means a critical issue, but Alexander Payne's Sideways wasn't quite as favored to win the Best Picture award from the Los Angeles Film Critics Association last Saturday as much as Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby was, although the undeniably first-rate Sideways took the prize in the end. Now there are hints that Warner Bros. publicity may not have pushed hard or early enough with M$B screenings. Two critics who attended the LAFCA gathering on Saturday (at the home of Variety and Film Week...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:53 PM on Sunday, December 12, 2004

Saturday, December 11, 2004

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Hats in the air for

Hats in the air for Sideways grabbing two Best Picture awards, from the L.A. Film Critics and New York Online Film Critics. And cheers to Thomas Haden Church, the film's amiable, clueless horndog, for scoring two Best Supporting Actor awards from the same groups. And a pat on the back for Sideways director Alexander Payne also being toasted by LAFCA for his work, and to Payne and Jim Taylor for winning the Best Screenplay trophy, and Liam Neeson for winning LAFCA's Best Actor award for Kinsey...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:01 PM on Saturday, December 11, 2004

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Gold Derby.com's Tom O'Neill has

Gold Derby.com's Tom O'Neill has written an attack piece on the New York Film Critics Circle in the Arts and Leisure section of Sunday's (12.12) New York Times. One of his big blasts is that the NYFCC "has fared terribly" when it comes to predicting Oscar's Best Picture, although they agreed with the Academy last year in giving their top trophy to The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. The NYFCC's last Oscar synch-up before that was giving their Best Picture award to Schindler's List in '93, and two years before that to ...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:28 PM on Saturday, December 11, 2004

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The scariest alien invasion movie

The scariest alien invasion movie of recent years, no question, was Shyamalan's Signs, which was almost entirely about omens, shadows and bumps in the night. And here comes Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds (Paramount/DreamWorks, 6.29.05), his third movie about aliens visiting earth, and the first thing I get from the new teaser...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:42 PM on Saturday, December 11, 2004

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And yet (this is a

And yet (this is a surprise) I'm told that the middle-American milieu stuff in the War of the Worlds teaser is essentially horseshit because they're not in the movie and don't really represent the film at all. As was reported in a recent New York Times story about the Worlds shoot in Bayonne, New Jersey, Spielberg has gone to great lengths to avoid suburban settings. Tom Cruise's character is a longshoreman, the movie takes place in rusted old working-class Newark neighborhoods, and, I'm told, out in the countryside. So Worlds, it appears, couldn't be further from Close Encounters...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:40 PM on Saturday, December 11, 2004

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And by the way, the

And by the way, the Worlds marketing slogan is, "They're Already Here." As in hidden amongst us, preparing to strike, etc. Is anyone else hearing an echo? Just as the 1953 George Pal War of the Worlds was, in the vein of The Thing...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:39 PM on Saturday, December 11, 2004

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I've just seen for the

I've just seen for the very first time, via the new Universal Home Video DVD, Howard Hughes' Hells Angels...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:25 AM on Saturday, December 11, 2004

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The first impact grenade has

The first impact grenade has gone off in the vicinity of Spanglish (Columbia, 12.17), and Tea Leoni's chalk-on-a-blackboard performance has taken the heaviest hit. "It's difficult to engage with a picture when a major character is so out of control emotionally as to require immediate institutionalization, even if no one in -- or behind -- the film seems to notice," declares Variety...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:08 AM on Saturday, December 11, 2004

Friday, December 10, 2004

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Empty Jape Ocean's Twelve (Warner

Empty Jape

Ocean's Twelve (Warner Bros., playing everywhere) isn't quite abominable. You could be a hard-ass and call it that, but then you wouldn't be cool.

It's expensive and smart-assed and scenic as hell, and not in the least bit stupid. It's a very hip enterprise. There's just nothing there. Some goofy guy humor but no major laughs, no thrilling set pieces, no especially tasty performances, no suspense...just a bunch of kool kats (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, et. al.) having a lot of fun shooting in Europe and getting paid a shitload.

...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:09 AM on Friday, December 10, 2004

Thursday, December 9, 2004

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This hasn't gotten around all

This hasn't gotten around all that much, but a well-placed source confides there was very little love earlier this year between Clint Eastwood and certain Warner Bros. production execs who had voiced almost no enthusiasm about making Million Dollar Baby, on top of having pulled roughly the same crap when he tried to get them to support the making of Mystic River...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:58 PM on Thursday, December 9, 2004

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Nothing substantive can be gathered

Nothing substantive can be gathered from a skillfully-cut teaser assembled from what will obviously be a sumptuous visual experience, but go to the site for Terrence Malick's The New World (New Line, late '05) and tell me it doesnít get your blood going. The dp is Emmanuel Lubezki (Y Tu Mama Tambien, Sleepy Hollow) and man oh man...awesome...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:37 PM on Thursday, December 9, 2004

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Speaking of Alexander, Oliver Stone

Speaking of Alexander, Oliver Stone will be talking this evening (Thursday, 11.9) with writer-director Rod Lurie on the stage of the Leo S. Bing theatre at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art at 7:30 pm.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:33 PM on Thursday, December 9, 2004

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Best prediction line so far

Best prediction line so far about Saturday's L.A. Film Critics voting (which I'll be re-running in tomorrow's story about same): "Virginia Madsen would seem a Best Supporting Actress slam-dunk for Sideways, if only because every heterosexual male in the group would like to...well...give her an award."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:09 PM on Thursday, December 9, 2004

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I've been meaning to tap

I've been meaning to tap out something based on my recent Beverly Hills sit-down with Fahrenheit 9/11 director Michael Moore, but I'll say this for now: In his meetings with local journos over the past couple of weeks, Moore has been making a compelling argument. Fahrenheit...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:07 PM on Thursday, December 9, 2004

Wednesday, December 8, 2004

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Most of you have probably

Most of you have probably clicked on this by now, but Milk and Cookies has a silent clip of that deleted sex scene from Matt and Trey's Team America: World Police. You know, the one the MPAA ratings board kept sending back for more cuts. Whatever...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:34 PM on Wednesday, December 8, 2004

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Game Over The '04 Oscar

Game Over

The '04 Oscar Best Picture race is all over but the shouting and the ad buys. Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros., 12.15) is it, and that's that.

I'm saying this with a twinge of regret since it affects the chances of my personal Best Picture favorite, Alexander Payne's Sideways. I wish it were otherwise.

The only thing that can stop Million Dollar Baby...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:38 PM on Wednesday, December 8, 2004

Tuesday, December 7, 2004

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Another words-in-passing quote, this one

Another words-in-passing quote, this one from Meet the Fockers costar Dustin Hoffman in the current issue of Time: "Meet the Parents was a really good comedy," he begins. "It had layers, and it hit some interesting notes. But with this thing, I don't ever recall being in a movie that seemed to get this kind of steam going before it opened. I mean, it's just a nice movie. Why do people seem so interested?" Choke, cough, uhhh....excuse me, but did Hoffman just call Meet the Fockers...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:07 PM on Tuesday, December 7, 2004

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Who could have predicted that

Who could have predicted that a respected consummate chronicler of the difficult lives of extremely bright, neurotic-eccentric but always charming and/or impassioned people of a sensitive liberal bent...who would have guessed that a director-writer known for his open-to-delicate-feelings, Blue State, westside-of-Los-Angeles attitudes in his films....who could have foreseen that this famously whiskered director would deliver a comedy-drama that quite clearly frowns upon and in fact, through the eyes of the film's lead character, strongly condemns the probably-too-affluent, neurotically distracted personalities who comprise a westside family in present-day Los Angeles? For years to come Red-State politicans will point to this movie and say, "Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:24 PM on Tuesday, December 7, 2004

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So Jude Law is being

So Jude Law is being sent back to the minors (and parts like that weirdo photographer assassin in Road to Perdition) because he was in six movies this year and none of them stuck to the wall, and his his biggest and broadest movie-star performance (in Alfie) wasn't a hot-enough ticket? Okay, maybe Law should be a character actor, but no sooner do people find the spotlight, it seems, than the fast-action, short-attention-spanners give them the hook. It's a cold and randomly cruel world out there. As Newsweek...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:06 PM on Tuesday, December 7, 2004

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The Phantom of the Opera

The Phantom of the Opera is bleeding, staggering, crashing into walls....day after day people tell me "no, forget it, not this one." A death of a thousand cuts.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:37 AM on Tuesday, December 7, 2004

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Here it is, and this

Here it is, and this is the truth: Sideways is still the best film of the year, but time and again in conversations I'm picking up respect (even grudging respect at times) for Alexander Payne's masterful, emotionally rounded adult comedy-drama more than whole-hearted affection or awe. The winner in this regard is Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby, which, as far as I can tell, is far and away the leading contender for the Best Picture Oscar. The third extreme likelihood, I keep hearing, is Taylor Hackford's Ray...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:52 AM on Tuesday, December 7, 2004

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With the at-long-last screenings this

With the at-long-last screenings this week of James L. Brooks' Spanglish, all the presumed Oscar-level stuff has now been seen and everyone is starting to shift into kick-back mode with the remaining December releases, two of which -- Uni's Meet the Fockers and Fox's Flight of the Phoenix -- don't seem to be the sort of thing that will weigh heavily upon anyone's soul. No offense to the intrepid Scott Rudin, but I'd prefer to overlook Par's Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:31 AM on Tuesday, December 7, 2004

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How can one not be

How can one not be moved by the intimations of loyalty and compassion being shown on behalf of Martin Scorsese and his latest film, The Aviator, by admiring smart- guy critics like Emanuel Levy and Variety...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 AM on Tuesday, December 7, 2004

Monday, December 6, 2004

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Newsweek critic David Ansen says

Newsweek critic David Ansen says there's "fun to be had" in Ocean's Twelve (Warner Bros., 12.10), but otherwise....aah, why paraphrase? "There's so much going on in Steven Soderbergh's sequel -- George Nolfi's screenplay seems like three slightly different movies competing for dominance -- that everyone gets short shrift," Ansen writes. "Ocean's Twelve is busier, messier and thinner than its predecessor, and while it looks like the cast is having a blast and a half, the studied hipness can get so pleased with itself it borders on the smug." Borders?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:34 AM on Monday, December 6, 2004

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I said two or three

I said two or three weeks ago that The Phantom of the Opera is not hateful and is sufficiently emotionally grandiose that it may well end up with a Best Picture nomination....who knows? Not my cup of tea but it meets a certain middle-class criteria, etc. Well, since then the Phantom haters have been gaining ground and now I'm hearing all around that it's not good enough, it's not Chicago...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:11 AM on Monday, December 6, 2004

Friday, December 3, 2004

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Underground Man Remember when the

Underground Man

Remember when the prospect of a new, soon-to-open Steven Soderbergh film would bump up your pulse rate a bit?

It came out of that electric surge he had between '98 and '00, that dam burst of creative energy manifested in Out of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brockovich and Traffic. The 38 year-old Soderbergh won a Best Director Oscar for Traffic in March '01, and I remember watching from some crowded Oscar party and loudly whoo-whooing when this happened. Great achievement, glorious night.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:23 PM on Friday, December 3, 2004

Thursday, December 2, 2004

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Brad Pitt talking about Ocean's

Brad Pitt talking about Ocean's 12 costar Catherine Zeta Jones: "I think the biggest joke was on Catherine because she actually thought we were making a movie. Being the new kid, nobody told her because she was up running lines and breaking down her character." As always, it's the the words in passing -- the Latin term is obiter dicta -- that give the game away. Pitt's remark seems to confirm what I've been hearing, which is that Ocean's 12 is a jokey romp piece and will probably prove to be something of a fast burn, playdate-wise.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Thursday, December 2, 2004

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The limited opening of Clint

The limited opening of Clint Eastwood's Million Dollar Baby will happen two days earlier -- on Wednesday, 12.15. That means Warner Bros. feels very confident about the response. They should be.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:14 AM on Thursday, December 2, 2004

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:53 AM on Thursday, December 2, 2004

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

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The Goonies It's time once

The Goonies

It's time once again to respond to the salutations of those New York secular know-nothings, the National Board of Review...even though they make calls every so often that I agree with. Like this morning's decision to give their Best Director award to Collateral's Michael Mann...yes!

The NBR announced their 2004 movie awards around 11 am this morning (12.1), and will hand them out at their usual Tavern on the Green ceremony on 1.11.05.

I think giving the Best Picture prize to Finding Neverland...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:40 PM on Wednesday, December 1, 2004