Discland
edited by Jonathan Doyle
Mafioso (The Criterion Collection, 3.18.2008) Nino Badalamenti is a supervisor in a car manufacturing plant who hasn't taken a vacation in over two years. On his way out the door to visit his beloved childhood hometown of Sicily -- with his blonde wife and daughters -- Nino is handed a package by his boss and asked to deliver it to a powerful and influential Sicilian gangster named Don Vincenzo. Once in Sicily, Nino has a hoot seeing friends and family, but his wife has trouble fitting in and is unfairly dismissed as a snob by Nino's family. Even more worrisome, Nino finds himself entangled in an intricate web of secret mafioso dealings and is eventually sent on an unexpectedly... elaborate errand. (continued)

Saturday, April 30, 2005

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It's easy to be skeptical

It's easy to be skeptical about that Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes fluid exchange that's supposedly happening, according to Cruise's publicist (and sister) Lee Anne DeVette. My first instinct was to paraphrase Woody Allen and call it "a sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham." And I lurrrve Kyle Smith's analysis of why it all seems like staged bullshit...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:41 PM on Saturday, April 30, 2005

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There will be, it appears,

There will be, it appears, at least a mild titillation factor for Stanley Kubrick fans in Brian Cook's Color Me Kubrick. The story's about a real-life guy named Alan Conway (John Malkovich) who went around London telling everyone he was Kubrick and getting away with it, to some extent...even though he didn't look much like him. But the teaser ...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:55 PM on Saturday, April 30, 2005

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Kevin Smith has seen Star

Kevin Smith has seen Star Wars, Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith and LOVES IT. (he's posted an early review, with spoilers, on his website.) Can this really be? After Willow, Howard the Duck, and the atrocious last two Star Wars flicks, can Lucas really be poised for redemption? Part of me wants to believe. ("Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?") The rest of me remembers the unforgivable acting in "Attack of the Clones"...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:10 AM on Saturday, April 30, 2005

Friday, April 29, 2005

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Kingdom's Lure

A few days ago a story about alleged right-wing disdain for Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven (20th Century Fox, 5.6) appeared in the London Times. **

The paper's L.A. correspondent John Harlow reported that "Christian hostility" to the film (the righties don't like it that some of the Crusaders are portrayed as selfish and "mean-spirited," and they really don't like it that Saladin, the Muslim military leader, is portrayed in "chivalrous" terms) may prove "damaging" at the box office.


Orlando Bloom during relatively early scene in Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:38 PM on Friday, April 29, 2005

Thursday, April 28, 2005

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"Repeat after me, Kill Bill

"Repeat after me, Kill Bill fans: Referentiality itself is not an intrinsic aesthetic value. Empty referentiality, going through the motions, doesn't make a motion picture, give cinema the gift of sight....or insight." So goes Ron Rosenbaum's very astute piece about cheaply referential films in the 5.23.05 edition of the New York Observer...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:25 PM on Thursday, April 28, 2005

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

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Face-Off

On Tuesday afternon I saw a DVD of Paul Schrader's Exorcist prequel flick, which has been titled as Dominion: A Prequel to The Exorcist. Warner Bros. will release it on May 20, and it's about friggin' time.

Do I have to recount the whole Exorcist mishegoss over the last two or three years? Are there people who haven't read about Morgan Creek's James Robinson shelving the Schrader because he felt it wasn't scary or pea-soupy enough, and then hiring Renny Harlin to shoot a slicker, aimed-at-the-youth-market version, blah blah?


Stellan Skarsgard (r.), star of
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:10 PM on Wednesday, April 27, 2005

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Why does everyone (myself included)

Why does everyone (myself included) keep running these breathless items about who might play James Bond when the series finally gets rolling again in '06? The 007 franchise is a very dry and dusty mummy -- it's been completely dead in every way but financial for a long, long time. (I'm not one of those who feel that Goldeneye...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:53 AM on Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

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The word is good enough

The word is good enough on Monster-in-Law and New Line Cinema is confident enough that they've decided to sneak it on a fairly sizable (800 screens) nationwide basis on the weekend before the 5.13 opening. And the date, of course, will be Sunday, May 8th -- Mother's Day.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:02 PM on Tuesday, April 26, 2005

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Socially, culturally, whatever...I think we

Socially, culturally, whatever...I think we have an unusual reaction kicking in with the coming of Warner Bros. and Joel Silver's House of Wax. The big attraction-repulsion element, of course, is Paris Hilton's costarring role. There are guys on message boards everywhere saying they'll go to it only if she dies and some saying, "She dies? Thanks for ruining it!" and still others saying they won't see it at all because she's in it. Let's get one thing straight. If you know anything about horror films, you know that lead actresses sometimes die, but suppporting actresses always...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:23 PM on Tuesday, April 26, 2005

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A Lot Like Love has

A Lot Like Love has opened and people know what the shot is, so here's my question. The movie takes place over a seven-year span during which Ashton Kutcher and Amanda Peet meet and clack against each other like billiard balls and bounce around and don't get down to really being with (and for) each other until the end, which is naturally presumed to be now, i.e., sometime in '05. The story begins, therefore, sometime in '98. Much of A Lot Like Love...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:57 AM on Tuesday, April 26, 2005

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You might expect the idea

You might expect the idea of Michael Bay remaking Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 The Birds, as reported on 4.26 by THR's Liza Foreman, to induce purist convulsions among people like myself. But taken as a whole (and I mean apart from the excellent bird-attack sequences and the "end of the world" scene in the Bodega Bay diner), The Birds...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:23 AM on Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Monday, April 25, 2005

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Arianna Huffington's celebrity-fed political blog,

Arianna Huffington's celebrity-fed political blog, to be called www.huffingtonpost.com...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:01 PM on Monday, April 25, 2005

Saturday, April 23, 2005

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Heads Will Roll

The stand-out thing about The Ax, the new Costa-Gavras satire that opened the San Francisco Film Festival on Thursday night (4.23), isn't that it's utterly black. That's obvious and easily digestible from the get-go. We're used to this, in any case.

The money element for me -- the selling point -- is that it's so bracingly dry. And tightly plotted and suspenseful. And the fact that it never quite tips into being a reassuring "comedy."


The Ax director and co-writer Costa-Gavras, producer (and wife) Michele Ray-Gavras during reception at home of Frederic Desagneaux -- Friday, 4.22.05, 7:10 pm.
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:45 PM on Saturday, April 23, 2005

Thursday, April 21, 2005

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In a current USA Today

In a current USA Today story, reporter Anthony Breznican asks whether or not Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven (2oth Century Fox, 5.6) will save the big-budget historical epic genre. Breznican's piece suggests that since the expensive battle flicks Troy, Alexander, King Arthur and The Alamo were "all casualties of middling U.S. ticket sales," that a similar fate may await Scott's $130 million film about the Crusades. Scott replies that a film's emotional content is more important than spectacle or battles, and that this is provides in the relationship between Kingdom...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:28 AM on Thursday, April 21, 2005

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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I've been told that Monster

I've been told that Monster in Law (New Line, 5.13), the Jane Fonda vs. Jennifer Lopez marital comedy, is a hit. The numbers are said to be good (in the mid '80s or thereabouts), the script works, and apparently the benefit is more J. Fo's than J. Lo's. ("Lopez is good but Fonda is terrific," is how it was put to me.) I don't know what the dollar projection would be, but I'm hearing it's definitely some kind of cash cow. An even bigger hit for New Line is David Dobkin's The Wedding Crashers...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 PM on Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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Beautiful Journey

How many coming-to-America immigrant movies have I seen that have put the hook in? Not that many. Up until two days ago I would have said I'm not a huge fan of this genre, if you can call it that. People uprooted, struggling, adversity, etc. I've got enough aggravation.

I remember liking Elia Kazan's America, America (1963), about a young Greek guy (based upon Kazan's uncle) making his way to these shores. And the young Vito Corleone, Robert De Niro, life-in-Little- Italy sections of The Godfather, Part II. And I'll never forget Oliver Stone's Heaven and EarthRead More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:04 PM on Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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I realize this makes me

I realize this makes me sound like Sydney Skolsky, but I'm hearing excellent things about March of the Penguins, a French film said to have drop-dead beautiful photography. The director-cowriter is a guy named Luc Jacquet, and it's about a flock of emperor penguins on their annual trek across Antarctic and all the classic life rituals and survival challenges they go through. A critic friend who's seen it says this Warner Independent release "will do for those tuxedoed Antarctic dwellers what Winged Migration...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:36 PM on Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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Deserving of special attention at

Deserving of special attention at next month's Cannes Film Festival, I'm hearing, will be James Marsh's The King, which stars an English-speaking Gael Garcia Bernal as a discharged Navy guy who comes home to Corpus Christi, Texas, and resolves some long-buried family issues. Marsh co-authored the screenplay with Milo Addica (Birth, Monster's Ball), whose work I've come to admire. The film will be one of the Un Certain Regard attractions. William Hurt, Laura Harring, Paul Dano and Pell James costar. Marsh's last feature was the startling Wisconsin Death Trip (1999).

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:29 PM on Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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Excellent news that Adam Curtis's

Excellent news that Adam Curtis's The Power of Nightmares, which I wrote about...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:00 PM on Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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In addition to making this

In addition to making this site's machinery chug along, I'm also a filmmaker. No, I'm not plugging anything. But I am in a bit of a bind. If anyone who reads this knows someone who can answer a question about Final Cut Pro exporting audio to OMF, please click on my name and get in touch.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:32 AM on Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Monday, April 18, 2005

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With weeks of Schiavo '05,

With weeks of Schiavo '05, the Pope Deathwatch, and now Papal Idol, it's been a sickeningly religious year so far. When you factor in "The Passion of The Christ", President Bush, and the gay marriage brouhaha, we're drowning in zealots. I imagine this will translate into some more "Left Behind...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:21 PM on Monday, April 18, 2005

Sunday, April 17, 2005

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There are many, I presume,

There are many, I presume, who will agree with my praise of that killer suspense sequence at the end of Act Two in Sydney Pollack's The Interpreter, but now I know New Yorker critic Anthony Lane is one of them. Here's the passage from Lane's current review: "Still, to be fair, there is one part of The Interpreter...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:05 PM on Sunday, April 17, 2005

Friday, April 15, 2005

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Investigative sleuth Mark Ebner spent

Investigative sleuth Mark Ebner spent some time last week hanging with the "Minutemen" in and around Tombstone, Arizona. The Minutemen are a bunch of volunteer border patrol shmoes trying to stop the flow of illegals over the border from Mexico. Ebner's report will appear in the Globe sometime next week. (There's no URL link to the story.) Of course, there's a journey-of-discovery love story in the basic situation, in the vein of Tony Richardson's The Border...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:41 PM on Friday, April 15, 2005

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"Wow...real diamonds. They must be

"Wow...real diamonds. They must be worth their weight in gold." -- Marilyn Monroe's Sugar Kane Kowalczyk upon receiving a gift of a diamond bracelet in Billy Wilder's and I.A.L. Diamond's Some Like It Hot.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:20 PM on Friday, April 15, 2005

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Considering the Smiths

Things seem to be happening between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie these days. Stories about recent time spent together (shared vacations, swanky hotel rooms, etc.) have been inside all the supermarket tabs, including Us magazine. And the evidence seems conclusive. **

Question is, what effect will these tabloid shenanigans have on the fortunes of Mr. and Mrs. Smith (20th Century Fox, 6.10), an obviously pumped-up, very expensive action comedy from director Doug Liman (The Bourne Identity, Go ) in which they play married-to-each-other professional assassins?


Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie in Doug Liman's
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:43 PM on Friday, April 15, 2005

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Danish director Lone Scherfig (Italian

Danish director Lone Scherfig (Italian for Beginners) was all set to start shooting the high-profile World War II drama Good in Berlin, starring Hugh Jackman as a literature professor seduced by the Nazi propaganda, when she apparently suffered some nasty accident and had to drop out. Looks like instead she'll segue into directing the semi-biographical Erik Nietzsche: The Early Years...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:42 AM on Friday, April 15, 2005

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After Return of the Jedi,

After Return of the Jedi, George Lucas had a chance to enter the pantheon of great human storytellers. Go ahead, laugh...but his Star Wars...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:43 AM on Friday, April 15, 2005

Thursday, April 14, 2005

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This sounds a bit sappy

This sounds a bit sappy coming from me, but warmest, cutest and most irresistably affecting film I've seen this year? Marilyn Agrelo's Mad Hot Ballroom...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:23 PM on Thursday, April 14, 2005

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Anyone stuck for a place

Anyone stuck for a place to crash during the Cannes Film Festival needs to drop me a line. There's room for at least one and maybe even two in the large apartment I'll be staying in, which is near the eastern side of the Croisette. And the price is right.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:35 PM on Thursday, April 14, 2005

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I was in my local

I was in my local Pavillions last night and as I was standing at the checkout stand I saw I don't know many cereal boxes with promotional plugs for Stars Wars, Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. This is standard marketing for a big tentpole movie aimed at kids, but right away I could feel the irritation starting. Then I went home and watched the new trailer again (see? the cereal boxes worked!) and re-connected with my old feelings about this series. Trailers always tend to emphasize the familiar, but this one, to me, seems to promise that ...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:10 PM on Thursday, April 14, 2005

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

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The Big Stink

Deep down there's something in us that enjoys the art of financial hoodwinking and flim-flamming... as long as it's presented in a suitably fictional and charming package.

There's an appealing example of this in The Sting when Paul Newman's Henry Gondorff is talking about his days with the O'Shea mob in Chicago in the 1920s, when corruption was rife and "the feds took their end without a beef."


(l. to r.) Former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay, former COO Jeff Skilling, sullied execs Andy Fastow and Lou Pai

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:47 PM on Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Sunday, April 10, 2005

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So the $13 million earned

So the $13 million earned by Fever Pitch on its opening weekend is said to be disappointing, and a shadow now hangs over over the nascent film career of Jimmy Fallon. The poor schlub just didn't have the right chemistry with costar Drew Barrymore, blah, blah. I'm wondering, though, why the one-sheet made absolutely no mention of the fact that this was (look at me...referring to this puppy in the past tense already!) a Bobby and Peter Farrelly comedy? Don't their names mean something to the fans of There's Something About Mary...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:14 PM on Sunday, April 10, 2005

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A bit more on the

A bit more on the stall-out (what else can you call it? a case of profound head-scratching?) of Steven Soderbergh's Che, a biopic that's been expected to focus on the gnarlier aspects of the late revolutionary leader's life and exploits. A little more than ten days ago, Benicio del Toro, who's been intending to play Guevara in this particular vehicle for a long while, was asked about the project by an Empire Online...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:46 PM on Sunday, April 10, 2005

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Kristin Scott-Thomas is telling BBC

Kristin Scott-Thomas is telling BBC News that the success of the French-produced Arsene Lupin...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:23 AM on Sunday, April 10, 2005

Friday, April 8, 2005

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Thunder Approaching

My baby blues have beheld the majesty of Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven (20th Century Fox, 5.6).

It may be a little bit early to say what it is, but I think it's fair to say what it isn't. That sounds, I realize, like I'm qualifying or being "careful" by saying as little as possible. Not so. I just need to set the record straight about something I wrote about this super-sized epic late last year.


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:44 PM on Friday, April 8, 2005

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Come September Steven Soderbergh is

Come September Steven Soderbergh is planning on directing The Good German, a post-World War II romantic thriller written by Paul Attanasio with George Clooney and Cate Blanchett in the lead roles. And I guess...whoa, wait a minute...what happened to Soderbergh's Che? Last time I looked this $40 million Che Geuvara biopic, which has a script by Terrence Malick and Benicio del Toro playing the lead role (along with Benjamin Bratt, Javier Bardem, Ryan Gosling, Franka Potente), was going to start shooting in Bolivia next August. Obviously this much-delayed project has worries up the yin-yang. I was just hoping that Che...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:25 AM on Friday, April 8, 2005

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Remember Nancy Travis? Remember all

Remember Nancy Travis? Remember all the stuff she did in the late '80s and early '90s? (Married to the Mob, Internal Affairs, So I Married an Axe Murderer, etc.) She was banished to the tube and theatrical semi-obscurity about ten years ago, but is now returning in the upcoming Ken Kwapis film, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:30 AM on Friday, April 8, 2005

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Remember the magic jacket in

Remember the magic jacket in On the Waterfront? It was passed from Joey Doyle to K.O. Dugan to Terry Malloy, and everyone who wore it told the truth (i.e., finked to the Feds) ahout Johnny Friendly and wound up getting pounded or killed by the torpedos. It was a hair-shirt thing...a burden-of-ethical-conscience jacket.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 AM on Friday, April 8, 2005

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I've just noticed a trend

I've just noticed a trend in a a great number of my favorite movies. They all revolve around a couple or few sad sacks, losers, misfits, who bump into each other and embark (or are forced) on a journey together. The path is unpredictable and sometimes is entirely internal. This may be America's vision of itself - a ragtag fleet of outcasts huddling together on a quest to find haven. Or maybe all screenwriters are such people. Beside the obvious (Revenge of the Nerds, Thelma and Louise) there are: Tampopo, Rushmore, Sideways, Swingers, Wonder Boys, Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:46 AM on Friday, April 8, 2005

Thursday, April 7, 2005

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I'm jazzed about the Huffington

I'm jazzed about the Huffington Report, the new left-wing blog that Arianna Huffington is launching sometime later this month. Sounds kinda like an internet version of Air America, no? Of course, I don't really believe that Warren Beatty, who has told the New York Observer...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:03 PM on Thursday, April 7, 2005

Wednesday, April 6, 2005

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Psycho Bondo

So how will the James Bond loyalists take to the apparent hiring of Daniel Craig as the new James Bond?

The Bond casting rumors been all over the map the last few months and ya never know, but reporter Sean Hamilton of London's The Sun has just reported that Bond producer Barbara Broccoli has offered Craig a three-picture 007 deal, and I'm told by a knowledgeable source that "she really likes him [and] wants him bad."


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:26 PM on Wednesday, April 6, 2005

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A wet unmarried (i.e., interlock)

A wet unmarried (i.e., interlock) print of Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven (20th Century Fox, 5.6) will be screened for junketeers in Pasadena this evening, and I'm sure that verdicts will be making their way to the surface fairly soon after.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:39 AM on Wednesday, April 6, 2005

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Daniel Craig may be the

Daniel Craig may be the new James Bond. Sean Hamilton of London's The Sun has just reported that Bond producer Barbara Broccoli has offered Craig a three-picture 007 deal. Is it me, or am I hearing a big collective "hmmm" emanating from the fan base? Cool as he is on his own terms, Craig in a Bond guise strikes me as a vaguely psychotic Timothy Dalton. He's obviously smart and talented and a fine riveting actor (superb in Matthew Vaughn's forthcoming Layer Cake and Roger Michell's Enduring Love...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:16 AM on Wednesday, April 6, 2005

Tuesday, April 5, 2005

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Sean Connery is going to

Sean Connery is going to voice-act James Bond in a video game based on From Russia With Love...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:31 PM on Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Friday, April 1, 2005

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Bruised, Not Beaten

The best thing I've seen on the tube since HBO's Unscripted is another HBO thing -- a 90-minute documentary called Left of the Dial.

It premiered last night (3.31) and will air next Tuesday and Friday a few times. For some reason HBO isn't showing it today or Saturday or Sunday. Why? Because it's a political doc and viewers are -- what? -- presumed to be in a non-receptive, beer-drinking mood on weekends?


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:00 PM on Friday, April 1, 2005