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edited by Jonathan Doyle
Mafioso (The Criterion Collection, 3.18.2008) Nino Badalamenti is a supervisor in a car manufacturing plant who hasn't taken a vacation in over two years. On his way out the door to visit his beloved childhood hometown of Sicily -- with his blonde wife and daughters -- Nino is handed a package by his boss and asked to deliver it to a powerful and influential Sicilian gangster named Don Vincenzo. Once in Sicily, Nino has a hoot seeing friends and family, but his wife has trouble fitting in and is unfairly dismissed as a snob by Nino's family. Even more worrisome, Nino finds himself entangled in an intricate web of secret mafioso dealings and is eventually sent on an unexpectedly... elaborate errand. (continued)

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

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Tragic Synch Over Domino's Real-Life Death

Tragic Synch

New Line Cinema's decision to move the release date of Tony Scott's Domino from 11.23 back to mid-August (which is when the film was originally scheduled to open for several months) may look like an exploitation of a tragedy to some...but apparently it's not.

I was shocked to learn Tuesday that 35 year-old Domino Harvey, the former model-turned-bounty hunter portrayed by Keira Knightley in Scott's action thriller, was found dead in a bathtub in her West Hollywood home on Monday night.


Edgar Ramirez, Mickey Rourke, Kera Knightley in Tony Scott's Domino.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:13 AM on Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

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It turns out the Russell

It turns out the Russell Crowe phone-throwing episode was captured on tape. It's also being reported that Crowe didn't just throw a phone at Mercer Hotel concierge Nestor "Josh" Estrada, but also a vase. It's also been written in this "Page Six" piece...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:35 PM on Tuesday, June 28, 2005

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I would love to jump

I would love to jump into War of the Worlds (having seen it last night) but along with everyone else Paramount publicity insisted on a written pledge that I not review this Steven Spielberg film until Wednesday morning. I think it's fair, however, to pass along one bit of reportage. The widely-buzzed-about disappointment with the finale, which I passed along in this space two or three days ago, is not about Spielberg's decision to go with the the original H.G. Wells ending. It is not -- not...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:18 AM on Tuesday, June 28, 2005

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The dozens of oddball revisions

The dozens of oddball revisions and reshufflings aside (which are fine -- Peter Jackson isn't doing a Gus Van Sant-folllowing Psycho remake), the new King Kong trailer is actually fairly (emphasis on the "f" word) cool. It's just that his criteria seems to have been "how can I do this my way, so it doesn't look like I'm copying?" instead of "how can I take what's already been done very well and make it better, deeper, spookier...more haunting?" But I love the seeming fact that Jackson has Kong doing his Manhattan rampage in the winter...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:57 AM on Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Monday, June 27, 2005

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Six or seven bent-over guys

Six or seven bent-over guys wearing ape-pelts around their shoulders and chests are circling a young woman sitting in their center and chanting the chant that goes "Kong!...konnalong- konnalong-konnalong-konnalongalong Kong Kong!!" and beating their chests with each repetition of those last two syllables. They do this two or three times and then suddenly one of them stops circling and stands up and looks at the others and says, "Wait a minute... something feels wrong...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:32 PM on Monday, June 27, 2005

Saturday, June 25, 2005

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From Roger Friedman's column a

From Roger Friedman's column a couple of days ago: "Meantime, I've got a solid new figure for the budget on War of the Worlds. Are you ready? Not counting promotion: $182 million. With promotion, think more like $230 million."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:26 AM on Saturday, June 25, 2005

Friday, June 24, 2005

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Persistence of "Crash" & Likely Oscar Heat to Come

Persistence of Crash

Sometime within the next week or two, Paul Haggis's Crash is going to pass the $50 million mark in theatrical revenue. That's an extraordinary haul for a film that's not exactly a downer but is about as divorced from the conventional definition of a feel-good audience hit as you can imagine.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:33 AM on Friday, June 24, 2005

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For the last two or

For the last two or three days there's been a ripple effect coming off that press-junket screening of War of the Worlds (Paramount, 6.29),and specifically one cutting remark in particular about the conclusion being underwhelming or otherwise not cutting it because it doesn't deliver a big crescendo-ish blowout but ends rather quietly and internally...in a bacterial realm. I won't be seeing the film until Monday night but this is the ending that H.G. Wells used in his original novel and more or less the same one used in the 1953 George Pal movie with Gene Barry. Wells intended WOTW...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:31 AM on Friday, June 24, 2005

Thursday, June 23, 2005

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I was blown away by

I was blown away by Fernando Meirelles' The Constant Gardener (Focus Features, 8.26) this evening. I don't know how popular it will be (it may be a little too complex and sophisticated for the schmucks) but it's very high-quality merchandise with a decent shot at year-end awards and Oscar noms. I expected it would be at least pretty good, considering how extraordinary Meirelles' City of God was, but I didn't expect it to be this smart and impassioned and as strongly political. This is easily the best adaptation of a John le Carre novel since ...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:20 PM on Thursday, June 23, 2005

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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For years, Anita Busch was

For years, Anita Busch was like Old Faithful. Every time I saw her at a screening or a party, she always gave me a vaguely dirty look. Every...damn...time. Which is one reason why I enjoyed...no, not enjoyed...why I didn't especially grieve over Nikki Finke's respectful vivisection and entombment of the former entertainment journalist in this just-posted L.A. Weekly column. The subhead reads, "Pellicano charges are vindication for the former Hollywood reporter, but we've already buried her."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:59 PM on Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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What...are you kidding? This is

What...are you kidding? This is fantastic. You can tell right away that Elizabethtown has a nicely seasoned mood, a tone that's not quite this, that or the other thing but is definitely alive and absorbing and trying to dig down. You can feel the whimsy, humor, gravitas, regrets. Kirsten Dunst seems...I don't know...hotter and more emotionally come-hither than in anything she's acted in before, and something tells me this will be Orlando Bloom's home run. (Or something approaching this...a triple?) This easily overrides the effect of those moderately dull school yearbook cast photos that appeared on the ElizabethtownRead More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:01 PM on Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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Could everyone I've been speaking

Could everyone I've been speaking to about doing a new column (and you know who you are) please re-contact me so we can finalize everything and get this stuff rolling? Thanks.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:13 PM on Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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Witch Girls....Nicole Kidman or Kim Novak?

Witch Girls

My hopes were up during the first three or four minutes of Bewitched because it starts out like Bell, Book and Candle, the 1958 film with James Stewart and Kim Novak.

Nicole Kidman, playing a cheerfully perky witch named Isabel Bigelow, says at the beginning that all she wants is to be loved in a normal everyday way by a regular "helpless" boyfriend who needs her. Not to be repetitive, but at this point I leaned over to Bill McCuddy, the Fox News anchor guy who was watching it with me last week, and I said, "This is ...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 AM on Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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When Cinderella Man opens theatrically

When Cinderella Man opens theatrically in England and Europe in early September, will local distribs be using a different title? I ask because a lot of people stateside felt that the vaguely pansy-ish Cinderella Man title may have been one of the reasons the '30s boxing saga didn't perform up to expectations, and because the title being used in Germany (where the Ron Howard film is opening September 8) is Das Comeback. It's routine for films to be retitled for European audiences in the local vernacular, of course. Finding Neverland was retitled for Germany as Wenn Traume fliegen lernenRead More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:49 AM on Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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The new trailer for Fernando

The new trailer for Fernando Meirellles' The Constant Gardener (Focus Features, 8.26) is up and rolling. Download it and make of it what you will, but also consider the view of a reader who recently saw the entire film: "Gardener is a tad more conventional and mainstream than Meirelles' City of God...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:30 PM on Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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Those attending the War of

Those attending the War of the Worlds all-media showing this Monday (6.27) will be obliged to miss the televised debut of the two -and-a-half-minute trailer for Peter Jackson's King Kong. But there's an alternate option: an announcement on the official King Kong site says that "Volkswagen, the exclusive automotive promotional partner of King Kong, has been granted the exclusive online debut window for the teaser trailer. Beginning at 8:44 PM ET (15 minutes prior to the NBC Universal primetime roadblock), the teaser trailer may be viewed exclusively on the Volkswagen website (www.volkswagen.com). This Volkswagen online exclusive ...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:21 AM on Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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"You gotta find a good

"You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean." -- Saddam Hussein's advice to an unmarried 20-something American guard in Baghdad, according to a news report.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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It won't be enough for

It won't be enough for that new David Spade Comedy Central satire show ("The Showbiz Show") to goof on moronic Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight-style coverage of Hollywood and celebrity news. These shows parody themselves. Spade is going to have to really get down and be mean...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 AM on Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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I've thought and thought about

I've thought and thought about it over the last 24 hours, and I still don't get Sharon Waxman's Tom Laughlin-wanting-to-do-a-Billy Jack remake story. It seemed to mainly be about Waxman (or maybe Times editors Michael Ceipley or Jodi Kantor) being a fan, etc. I couldn't figure any other reason why it ran. Does Laughlin seriously expect people to relate to a 73 year-old barefoot Billy Jack setting things straight about...what?..the religous right, nuclear power, the Iraqi War and the proposing of a third-party candidate? Tom Laughlin and Billy Jack...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:52 AM on Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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My people-rebelling-against-flaunted-celebrity-behavior theory (by way

My people-rebelling-against-flaunted-celebrity-behavior theory (by way of Nathaniel West's Day of the Locust) seems to be gaining validity. The London Independent's Andre Gumbel has, in a just-posted article, half-rationalized and come close to applauding last weekend's squirt-gun attack (click on video here) upon Tom Cruise by a guy from a Channel Four news team. "Though [Cruise] kept his cool, the stunt will have been heartily applauded by those who are beginning to tire of Cruise's endless self-promotion," Gumbel wrote. "The production of Tom Cruise: The Movie...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:53 AM on Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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A sincerely rendered approval-slash-redemption piece

A sincerely rendered approval-slash-redemption piece appeared in last Sunday's New York Times, with Charles Isherwood lauding the talents of Elizabeth Berkley and her work in Scott Elliott's revival of David Rabe's Hurlyburly...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:14 AM on Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Monday, June 20, 2005

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The hostility levels are rising

The hostility levels are rising between celebs and photographers and the public. It may be coincidence, but I'm picking up vibes from that mob riot scene at the end of Nathaniel West's The Day of the Locust. First, the confrontation levels between celebs and crazily aggressive paparazzi started to lunge way out of control, prompting Us editor Janice Min to pledge that the magazine wouldn't run photos captured via ruthless methods. At the Bewitched...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:53 AM on Monday, June 20, 2005

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The aliens are looking to

The aliens are looking to slaughter everyone in Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds (Paramount, 6.29) and, of course, the film doesn't bother to explain their motive. In a current Newsweek piece, Spielberg says "having no idea why they're killing hundreds of thousands of people is scarier than having them arrive, make an announcement and then go to work." At least screenwriter David Koepp makes a stab at an explanation. "I think the whole war is about water," he says. "I figure their planet ran out. Wars tend to be fought over very elemental things: water, land, oil."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:25 AM on Monday, June 20, 2005

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Right off the top and

Right off the top and sight unseen, I'm intrigued by David Koepp's decision to write Tom Cruise's War of the Worlds character as "kind of a jerk." Ray Ferrier is described in the Newsweek article...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:24 AM on Monday, June 20, 2005

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This Friday's opening of George

This Friday's opening of George Romero's Land of the Dead...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Monday, June 20, 2005

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Just so it's understood: the

Just so it's understood: the zombies in George Romero's Day of the Dead still slowly shuffle around. They do not do the zombie sprint (i.e., running toward their victims like Olympic athletes) as witnessed in 28 Days Later and the recent remake of Dawn of the Dead. Romero's zombies are still taking their time because, according to Romero (or rather a Universal publicist who says Romero has said this), zombies are "more spooky" when they're lumbering rather than running.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:47 AM on Monday, June 20, 2005

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You've seen Yes and therefore

You've seen Yes and therefore know its refrains;

You're thus prepared to read Anthony Lane's

Review of this film by Sally Potter

About sex and verse and feeling hotter.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:36 AM on Monday, June 20, 2005

Sunday, June 19, 2005

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Read David Poland's "Hot Blog"

Read David Poland's "Hot Blog" comments about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...just read 'em...very blunt, very hard-nosed, very this-is-what-it-is...a tiny bit wimpy at the very end when he gets "moral" and says no more TomKat reporting, but don't mind that. The only thing I choked on was his description of how publicist Cindy Guagenti's handling of the Pitt-Jolie entanglement as "just good, solid publicity management." Is that what they call lying through your teeth these days?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:35 PM on Sunday, June 19, 2005

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A very smart and thorough

A very smart and thorough take by the Hollywood Reporter's Anne Thompson about the over-35 adult audience, and how they still show up for solid adult-angled movies when the calibrations are right (like they were with Lion's Gate's Crash). The piece also observes how the mainstream studios have failed to nurture this audience and in fact have done what they can to systematically alienate them. Good work, guys!

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:42 AM on Sunday, June 19, 2005

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I love it that Lion's

I love it that Lion's Gate's Crash, that piercing L.A. drama about racism and criss-crossing fates from director Paul Haggis, has hung in there ($44 million since it opened 5.6 on 1,500 screens) and keeps on chugging. I realize the same thing might not happen with Palm Pictures' Cronicas (opening 7.8) and also that Sony Classics' The Beautiful Country (also 7.8) is also facing an uphill ordeal, but I'd sure like to see them both do better than expected.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:40 AM on Sunday, June 19, 2005

Saturday, June 18, 2005

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Besides being a wonderfully inventive

Besides being a wonderfully inventive remake of James Toback's Fingers, meaning that it fully honors the Toback while creating its own French-ified fissures and peculiarities, Jacques Audiard's The Beat That My Heart Skipped (Wellspring) has a track that plays over the closing credits that I can't get out of my head. It's by The Kills and is called "Monkey 23" and is off their Keep on Your Mean Side album. It's purchasable for 10 cents at www.allofmp3.com, or you can click on this Randall Pullen link and download it.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 AM on Saturday, June 18, 2005

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Well, at least there's one

Well, at least there's one thing that works in Bewitched (Columbia, 6.24), and that's Steve Carrell's third-act cameo as Paul Lynde's "Uncle Arthur." If only director-cowriter Nora Ephron had decided to weave Carrell into the film as a major character, things might have turned out differently. Lynde played the Uncle Arthur character (as a bitterly witty gay warlock, natch) on the original Bewitched series off and on from '65 through '71, and Carrell does Lynde quite well. Known mainly as an off-and-on Daily Show...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:20 AM on Saturday, June 18, 2005

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Two Tom Cruise items have

Two Tom Cruise items have just broken that are going to enrage certain parties. Radar Online is reporting that Cruise made repeated calls and made certain overtures to Scarlett Johansson "weeks" before he began his relationship with Katie Holmes. (Johansson was reported by Upcoming Movies as being firm to costar with Cruise in Mission: Impossible 3...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:50 AM on Saturday, June 18, 2005

Friday, June 17, 2005

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On Scorsese's "The Departed"

Good Stuff

It's possible that Martin Scorsese's The Departed won't work, but it appears as if all the elements for a genuine Scorsese comeback are in place. An urban crime movie (Marty's home turf), a terrific cast (Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Alec Baldwin, Ray Winstone, Vera Farmiga) and a really fine script.

This is probably Scorsese's last chance to raise himself back up to the level of Goodfellas or better. If he screws this up he should just throw in the towel.


Slapdash pseudo poster art for The Departed
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:01 PM on Friday, June 17, 2005

Thursday, June 16, 2005

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I'm a little slow at

I'm a little slow at times and maybe that's why I'm not quite loving this first-anywhere gallery of Elizabethtown cast photos that just appeared on the film's official site. If Cameron Crowe's film is anything like the script (which I've read), Elizabethtown...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:02 AM on Thursday, June 16, 2005

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That allegedly first-hand description in

That allegedly first-hand description in the Star of Angelina Jolie sounding like a "wounded animal, like someone being killed" during a gymnastic whatever during their stay at the Alfajari Villas beach resort in Kenya...man, I love that, and I don't care if I read it first on Defamer. Item says the security guys became concerned, "grabbed their weapons," rushed to Pitt and Jolie's suite and "hammered furiously on the door with their clubs." The screams suddenly stopped and a guy's voice said, "Everything is cool guys. You can leave -- we're okay."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:53 AM on Thursday, June 16, 2005

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

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Tomkat Goes to Oklahoma

Free and Clear?

On Friday, May 27, Tom Cruise took Katie Holmes to a town called Canadian, Oklahoma, partly to acquaint his newly beloved to a phase in her indoctrination into the Church of Scientology.

The Hollywood couple were in this remote corner of America's heartland to visit a Scientology-backed drug rehabilitation center called Narconon Arrowhead, located about an hour from Tulsa on the shores of Lake Eufaula. And Tom basically took Katie through the whole this-is-Scientology, start-the-education-process thing.


Smiles and giddiness: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes.

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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:57 PM on Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

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James Cameron has been futzing

James Cameron has been futzing around with this and that project and not really doing anything feature-wise for so long (what's it been, seven and a half years since Titanic came out?) that you really can't pay attention to stories about his latest movie-to-be...I mean, this stuff is just in one ear & out the other. Hollywood Reporter columnist Anne Thompson and reporter Sheigh Crabtree have written that Cameron's next film will not be Battle Angel, a pic based on Yukito Kishiro's Japanese graphic novels about a "nymphette" who morphs into an action heroine, but another film called ...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:11 AM on Tuesday, June 14, 2005

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N.Y. Daily News columnist George

N.Y. Daily News columnist George Rush ran a lead item today about the Russell Crowe/Cinderella Man meltdown in today's "Daily Dish" column...fine. (Especially since he quoted yours truly.) But in looking at how off-screen movie star shenanigans may be affecting box-office performance, Caryn James has summed up the whole celebrity-feedbag phenomenon rather nicely in today's New York Times...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:52 AM on Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Monday, June 13, 2005

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Great news! After weeks and

Great news! After weeks and weeks of waiting and loads of political horseshit, it's finally being announced that Clive Owen is committed to playing the lead role in Michael Davis's Shoot 'Em Up, a very hip-funny absurdist urban actioner fron New Line that will start shooting in January '06. This is an excellent move on Owen's part, and a major score for Davis. Anyone who doesn't remember the 3.2.05 piece I wrote about Davis and Shoot "Em up, here it is.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:02 PM on Monday, June 13, 2005

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The white-faced freak has walked...hooray

The white-faced freak has walked...hooray for the white-faced freak. Celebrity wins! Paving the way for more friendships with boys, more "hand-holding," more Jesus juice, etc.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:21 PM on Monday, June 13, 2005

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Wanna know why Mr.and Mrs.

Wanna know why Mr.and Mrs. Smith did as well as it did last weekend? Read this story by Maureen Story in today's New York Times ("Forget About Milk and Bread. Give Me Gossip!") I will say no more. Just read it. Remember how everyone was saying after 9/11 that the country and the culture will never be quite so frivolous again as it was before that tragedy?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:21 PM on Monday, June 13, 2005

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Don't you just love the

Don't you just love the American public? More specifically, the moviegoers (let's just say it -- those really deep women out there who read the tabs and are total fools for the Brangelina mythology) who just had to see the thoroughly rancid Mr. and Mrs. Smith to the tune of $51.1 million last weekend, and thereby rewarded director Doug Liman and stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for making the biggest piece of shit of their careers?? (Variety said that "boosting Smith...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Monday, June 13, 2005

Saturday, June 11, 2005

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Russell Crowe's career as an

Russell Crowe's career as an A-list star -- i.e., a guy who gets the $15 million-or-higher fees and a first-look at the best scripts -- is on the ropes. Despite his latest film Cinderella Man having gotten a 99% favorable CinemaScore grade last weekend, which means it has fantastic word-of-mouth behind it, Crowe's recent telephone-throwing incident has so turned people off, it appears, that they're pulling away from the 1930s boxing flick. How else to explain the fact that last night's Cinderella Man...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:10 AM on Saturday, June 11, 2005

Friday, June 10, 2005

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Yesterday's tracking figures on War

Yesterday's tracking figures on War of the Worlds (Paramount, 6.29) are through the roof -- awareness is over 90% and definite interest is over 50%. For a movie that's two and a half weeks from opening, this indicates something really big about to happen. This is almost Star Wars-level. Who knows? The Steven Spielberg-Tom Cruise collaboration could do $90 to $100 million in five days time.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:15 PM on Friday, June 10, 2005

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Best Batman, You Bet!

Best Batman

Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins (Warner Bros., 6.15) is the smartest and most adult-minded superhero film Hollywood has ever made.

For the first time ever, a major studio has made a comic-book movie that plays it fairly straight and grown up without letting the usual downmarket distractions run the show.


Batman Begins...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:34 PM on Friday, June 10, 2005

Thursday, June 9, 2005

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Thanks to the good, gracious

Thanks to the good, gracious and supportive readers who've tossed me some loose change over the past three or four days, in response to my request for help (see upper left ad box) in getting through a proverbial bad patch. For those of you who can't pitch in, don't sweat it...your steady readership is what really counts. For those thinking of doing so ...well, whenever and whatever. But thanks again to everyone.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 AM on Thursday, June 9, 2005

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The fanboy community freaked last

The fanboy community freaked last week when 20th Century Fox announced their decision to hire Breet Ratner to direct X-Men 3...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:53 AM on Thursday, June 9, 2005

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Did I miss the news

Did I miss the news about Tommy Lee Jones' The Three Burials of Melquiades Esrada...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:53 AM on Thursday, June 9, 2005

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There are two things that

There are two things that scare me just a little bit about the upcoming movie version of Rent (Columbia, 11.11), the phenomenal mid '90s Broadway musical that was based on Puccini's "La Boheme." The first is that Joe Roth's Revolution Pictures produced. Roth has shown such lousy instincts and has built such a terrible track record that the word "Revolution" is, in a Hollywoood context, pretty much synonymous with stinker. The second concern is that Rent...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:59 AM on Thursday, June 9, 2005

Wednesday, June 8, 2005

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I've dipped into this twice

I've dipped into this twice now, but that item I ran last Thursday (6.2) about Paramount's not wanting to green-light Mission: Impossible 3 unless Tom Cruise agreed to scale back his 30% gross revenue deal has been verified by a report in today's (6.8) Los Angeles Times...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:06 AM on Wednesday, June 8, 2005

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Extremities & Werner Herzog

Extremities

Werner Herzog, perhaps the greatest poet-documentarian of our time and certainly one of the world's most go-for-broke filmmakers, is seeping into my inner places left and right.

I saw his latest documentary, the touching and very beautiful The White Diamond, which Herzog is self-distributing, at Manhattan's Film Forum last Saturday.


The great Werner Herzog, now 63, and the teardop-shaped helium-filled flying contraption that is the ostensible focus of The White Diamond.

Press screenings of Herzog's Grizzly Man...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:28 AM on Wednesday, June 8, 2005

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When I wrote about Russell

When I wrote about Russell Crowe's phone-throwing altercation a couple of days ago I suggested that the hotel employee who got hit by the phone might have been giving Mr. Fistbiscuit an attitude of some kind. I was being sincere, and I read a statement from Crowe's rep that the hotel guy was being a bit of a dick. Then I said that "the hotel employee obviously didn't understand the golden rule when dealing with celebrities, which is 'don't fuck with the Gods!' I say get those hotel employee wankers...get 'em...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:48 AM on Wednesday, June 8, 2005

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I ask again -- if

I ask again -- if there are any committed people out there who genuinely love and care about movies and can actually put words and sentences together so it all fits together in a smooth and compelling fashion...who actually care enough about writing to scrupulously edit themselves so their work can stand up alongside the work of serious pros....if there is anyone out there, man or woman, young or old, who wants to pen a Hollywood Elsewhere column and not quit or take some other gig after three or four weeks...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:33 AM on Wednesday, June 8, 2005

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I'm truly surprised there are

I'm truly surprised there are some critics out there trashing or pooh-poohing Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins (Warner Bros., 6.15), by far the smartest, best constructed, most adult-minded Batman film ever. And I'm genuinely stunned by Richard Schickel's suggestion in his Time review ...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:48 AM on Wednesday, June 8, 2005

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I've always been fascinated by

I've always been fascinated by the fact that Anne Bancroft, who died Monday at age 73, was only 35 when she played the part of Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:54 AM on Wednesday, June 8, 2005

Monday, June 6, 2005

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Nice little acknowledgement of my

Nice little acknowledgement of my recent WIRED item about Tom Cruise vs. Paramount Pictures (i.e., the discomfort studio topper Brad Grey and his executive homies are feeling over Cruise's "massive and unreasonable" 30% back-end on the upcoming Mission: Impossible 3) in Rush and Molloy's "Daily Dish" column today.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Monday, June 6, 2005

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This is astonishing...a very bright

This is astonishing...a very bright critic has fallen for Mr. and Mrs. Smith and is bringing up that ludicrous The War of the Roses analogy in the bargain. Newsweek's David Ansen is declaring...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 AM on Monday, June 6, 2005

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 AM on Monday, June 6, 2005

Friday, June 3, 2005

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There's a very good piece

There's a very good piece by David Fellerath at Slate.com that portrays former heavyweight champion Max Baer in much more sympathetic and thorough terms than Ron Howard's portrayal of Baer in Cinderella Man...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:58 PM on Friday, June 3, 2005

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Love Hurts: The Agony of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith"

Love Hurts

Romances between immensely attractive, super-successful movie stars don't last for all kinds of reasons. I won't go into all the usual factors but one thing that really throws a monkeywrench into these relationships is when their children -- i.e., the movies they make together -- turn out badly.

The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie alliance is toast. I don't actually know if they're "with" each other and it's none of my damn business anyway, but they're in Mr. and Mrs. Smith...Read More


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:58 PM on Friday, June 3, 2005

Thursday, June 2, 2005

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Okay, forget that whole Sharon

Okay, forget that whole Sharon Waxman-suggested scenario about Paramount chairman Brad Grey hesitating about bankrolling Mission Impossible 3 because of...well, Waxman vaguely implies this is due to concerns or at least questions about Tom Cruise's recent oddball behavior. A seriously informed source says the reason why an un-named Viacom executive told Waxman that "no definitive decision has been made" about M:I3 is because of...ready to be surprised?...Cruise's deal. Specifically, his "massive and unreasonable" back-end deal, which is around 30% of the first dollar. (He doesn't take upfront cash.) With the budget of M:I3...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:20 PM on Thursday, June 2, 2005

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What I'm not quite understanding

What I'm not quite understanding from the various has-Tom-Cruise-gone-crazy? pieces, and particularly from Sharon Waxman's report in today's (6.2) New York Times, is why, exactly, Paramount Pictures is apparently re-thinking its support of Cruise's Mission Impossible 3. As Waxman points out, many millions have already been spent on the action thriller, the total estimated M:I3...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:39 AM on Thursday, June 2, 2005

Wednesday, June 1, 2005

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Wham-Bam "Cinderella Man"

Wham Bam

Cinderella Man isn't quite stupendous, but it's honest and earnest and has dignity and heart, and if you don't respond to it on some deep-down human level there's probably something you should have inside that's not there.

And it's an actual movie, which definitely qualifies it as an oddity in the current summer season. So count on this one plus Hustle & Flow, Mad Hot Ballroom, Cronicas and Hans Petter Moland's The Beautiful Country to do the job between now and Labor Day, at the very least.


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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:27 AM on Wednesday, June 1, 2005

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When Layer Cake director Matthew

When Layer Cake director Matthew Vaughn dropped by my UCLA Sneak Preview class in early April, I asked if he could confirm that he'll be directing X-Men 3. Vaughan said he'd just come from a meeting an hour or two earlier at 20th Century Fox to discuss just this, and said he didn't want to do the X-Men sequel if he couldn't give it a particular flavor and inner life of his own. (The Hollywood Reporter...Read More

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:09 AM on Wednesday, June 1, 2005