Drive a mint-condition Mercedes sedan
Drive a mint-condition Mercedes sedan into the middle of any dirt-poor neighborhood and then park it and leave it there -- the next morning it will be completely stripped. Leave a fresh and untouched edition of the
Wall Street Journal and the
Toronto Globe & Mail on a dining table at the Manulife Center early Friday morning during a visit to the local facilities, and when you return the two papers will either have been fully leafed through or flat-out stolen. Like Alaskan wolves or wild dogs roaming the plains of Africa, movie journalists cruise the Manulife Centre looking for fresh and free newspapers, and when they see a couple of free ones lying there...
rowwrrl!
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 17, 2005 at 5:47 AM
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