So who's gonna host the

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So who's gonna host the Oscars? No Chris, no Billy...Steve Martin has passed. (Hosting the Oscars would be a great way for Martin to recover from the debacle of The Pink Panther and Shopgirl and people thinking there must something wrong with him for having done those Cheaper by the Dozen movies.) Nathan Lane would be great, but he has a scheduling problem since he's in the completely-sold-out The Odd Couple on Broadway until April, and to do the Oscars he'd have to bag a lot of performances (at least a week's worth) because he'd want to come out to L.A. to rehearse, so...ready for my suggestions?