The Break-up, which I saw yesterday in Paris under the title of La Rupture, is a much better film than I heard and read it would be, and one of my thoughts as I left the UIP screening room is that Universal has lied its ass off by selling this film the way they have.
Deceptive ads and trailers are respected, of course, because they tend to sell tickets. Last Thursday's figures projected that The Break-Up would earn about $25 million or so domestically, a drop from an earlier projected figure of $30 million. But that turned out to be wrong -- the film will earn a rocking $37 million by Sunday night.

The Break-Up isn't a great film or one you could even say to a friend with an enthusiastic straight face, "It's exceptionally good and nourishing...definitely go see it!" But it's not that bad and is by and large a decent effort. It has some problems here and there, but relatively minor ones -- I was never doubled over in pain.
The story could have used some more depth (i.e., not just at the end) and could have used stronger secondary characters and a bit more plot texturing. It would have been way better, actually, if someone had said, "Let's really toss out the idea of satisfying the emtional-formula date crowd and try to make an Ingmar Bergman movie...let's make Scenes from a Break-Up!"
But even as is, The Break-Up deserves a measure of credit for being a somewhat ballsy drama by having gone "real", especially given the date-movie demographic and the escapist expectations that star-cowriter Vince Vaughn, director Peyton Reed and screenwriters Jeremy Garelick and Jay Lavender obviously knew were out there.
It's about a break-up, all right...just not a breakup and then a reconciliation. Not a whole lot transpires except for some typical Mars-and-Venus mis-readings between a Chicago couple (Vaugh, Jennifer Aniston). This leads to a relationship meltdown that gets worse and worse, and finally peters out just as their defenses come down. Too bad.

But the film gets thoughtful and grounded towards the end, and the ending is half-decent. And not the ending they reportedly re-shot, with Vaughn and Anistonrunning into each other months later with new opposite-sex partners who look almost exactly like they do. It's something else.
Vaughn delivers some zingers here and there (especially in the beginning) and a playful tone kicks in every so often, but despite Vaughn's Wedding Crashers rep and the ads and trailers indicating that The Break-Up some kind of comedy, no one but those full-of-shit Pinocchio-nose Universal marketers is ever going to call it one.
Accept this and you'll be okay: there are no laughs after the first third of The Break-up, and there's no bouncy comic energy or pacing in any of it. Not by the standards I know and suscribe to, at least. (I definitely regard Some Like It Hot as a comedy, but The Apartment as a relationship drama with schtick...okay?)
The Break-Up isn't funny because it's not intended to be. It's a decently made, reasonably mature, well-acted relationship drama with humorous punctuation from time to time (i.e., mostly in the early portions). Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston do well by their roles, given the material. Take no notice to any critic who says they bomb out in this thing because they absolutely don't. They're just not going for the Big Laughs.

Vaughn does his mouthy-guy schtick for somewhere between two-thirds and three-quarters of the film, but then the movie turns solemn and introspective in the final quarter, and Vaughn follows suit in what I felt was a dug-in, rooted way.
The only thing bothersome is that Vaughn is really packed it on prior to shooting this film. (Incessant partying over the huge success of Wedding Crashers?) He's just physically not the same guy he was last summer, and I don't mean to sound weird about this but I was disturbed by the inevitable metaphor that sits astride any character with a bull neck and a bloated puffy face. (He is somewhat slimmed down in the final scene, which Aniston remarks upon.)
I was also seriously taken with Aniston's performance. I was moved, convinced, persuaded -- I believed her all the way. For me her work in this film signifies the end of her losing streak, whether The Break-Up makes big moolah or not.
My supporting cast favorites are the always on-target Jon Favreau as Vaughn's easy-rolling but perceptive best-buddy, who brings the film into a bottom-touching mode in the third act, and Vincent D'Onofrio as his older worry-wart brother (Favreau, curiously, is also hugely bulked up in this thing.)

Joey Lauren Adams and Judy Davis have vivid if under-developed roles as, respectively, Aniston's good friend and a neurotic threatening employer.
This is a non-mainstream mainstream movie that's taking a Big Risk. It's obviously much more of a fall movie than a summer movie, just as it's clearly a dramatic Anti-Date movie being sold as a comedic Date Movie in a cynical attempt to attract Wedding Crashers fans.
Hats off to Vaughn, Aniston, Reed, Garelick and Lavender...not for making a wonderfully fantabulous film, but for at least taking a stab at something relatively honest and real-life-ish, and for not copping out to the usual romantic-comedy formula crap.
And...well, I'm not exactly saying thumbs-down to Universal marketers for peddling a Big Effin' Lie so the studio could earn a massive $37 million pot this weekend. Good for them, I guess, even if it stinks.
But defiitely a big task-tsk also to Universal publicity team for not reaching out early to critics who might have understood what the film was really about and might appreciate the integrity that went into it, which could have generated some thoughtful buzz early on.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on June 3, 2006 at 7:34 AM
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J in Austin says ...
I saw it yesterday and was genuinely pleased by how much the movie got right versus the odd missteps here & there. I never looked at my watch even though I could tell the pacing could be tightened up towards the end to shave off some 5-10 minutes total. And despite what you say about the final 2/3ds being laugh-free, there was some pricess stuff with Favreau towards the end that had a lot of the audience laughing very loudly.
As always, your obsession with fat headed guys and overall bloat is endlessly amusing...I thought Favreau looked sexy as hell but then I'm into bears and think Gandolfini is the hottest actor around, so take that with a grain of salt as I'm sure you will.
Posted by J in Austin at June 3, 2006 8:48 AM
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Mike Schaefer says ...
J in Austin wrote: "I thought Favreau looked sexy as hell but then I'm into bears"
LOL! Oh my god yes -- Favreau is the sexiest man alive. Seeing him in the trailer sold me on seeing the movie regardless of the reviews. Can't wait. (And can't help but wonder if he knows there are gay guys who worship him.)
Posted by Mike Schaefer at June 3, 2006 10:59 PM
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J in Austin says ...
Mike, I met Favreau at Fantastic Fest last year when he was here in Austin promoting Zathura. i had no intention of meeting him as i'm pretty laid back, but he just happened to walk past me after the movie, offered his hand & said "hello, hope you liked it!" Now I had no idea he was sporting the goatee & short hair beforehand so I was probably staring and drooling in total shock when he walked by, but I managed to say, "sure, it was reminiscent of the Joe Dante movies I enjoyed as a kid!" He beamed at that reference, saying that he really dug Explorers, Gremlins, etc growing up as well & thanked me again. Damn was he a cutie! Best of all, he looks sooo much like my husband of 11 years does right now that it's not even funny.
Posted by J in Austin at June 4, 2006 10:10 AM
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La Saggezza says ...
Once upon a time, Vince Vaughn was a babe. Lean and built for speed. Now he just looks bloated and puffy. Is he happier fat...or just fat.
Posted by La Saggezza at June 5, 2006 3:55 AM
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Mike Gebert says ...
They live in Chicago in the movie. Real people in Chicago don't look like George Harrison needs to organize a relief concert for them.
Posted by Mike Gebert at June 7, 2006 5:16 PM
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vdovault says ...
What can I say except it's damned hard to be interested in a 'break-up' where the prerequisite 'hook-up' is a couple of minutes of Vaughn's Gary trying to get the anorexic-looking Brooke (Aniston) to eat a hot dog at a Cubs game and a photo montage of the 'happy goofy couple' under the credits and Queen's "You're My Best Friend". I thought they had anti-chemistry going on (if anything) and frankly if it hadn't been for scenes with all the rest of the cast, I would have walked out before the end. The apathy and the lack of laughter in the screening I saw spoke volumes.
Oh well now that we're moving further into the summer (and there are more films to see), I expect this film to fade fast
Posted by vdovault at June 14, 2006 10:25 AM
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