Your Pirate Name

What's your pirate name? Mine's Mad Levi. I'm not Jewish so I don't get it. Oh...mad for Levi 501's?

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on July 9, 2006 at 7:28 PM

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Anonymous says ...

The corridors of power, folks...shhhhhhh.

Ahhh, I'm just kidding with you. Carry on.

Posted by Anonymous at July 9, 2006 8:26 PM

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NYCBusybody says ...

Jolly Mullet.

Posted by NYCBusybody at July 9, 2006 8:26 PM

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Kris says ...

Had you simply entered "Jeff Wells," the name would have been "Yardarm Basingstoke." Preference?

Posted by Kris at July 9, 2006 8:30 PM

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Jeffrey Wells says ...

Yardarm Basingstoke...perfect! Blows Mad Levi out of the water.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells at July 9, 2006 8:43 PM

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Jason says ...

Iron Seabass.

*cough*

Posted by Jason at July 9, 2006 10:52 PM

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Rich says ...

I somehow ended up with Mad Levi, too. Wonder what the thing is actually doing.

Posted by Rich at July 10, 2006 6:20 AM

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Dennis says ...

Mine is "Geedunk Sven". Top that one

Posted by Dennis at July 10, 2006 6:46 AM

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nobdy says ...


naa go with mad levi jeff.

more unique.
I can just see you behind the deli screaming at the kids who bring in their bikes and tracking mud all over the tile floor.

mine is full name= frosty flint
and first and last name=Buccaneer Wiggins

so it's either a cowboy snowman or pirate hobbit.

pirate hobbit all the way.

by the way--
they also have a wu tang name generator.
mine is Mighty Mastermind.

sweet.

wonder what jeff's is?

http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname.php

Posted by nobdy at July 10, 2006 7:17 AM

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Josh Ehrnwald says ...

For me, I frequently get my bennies from the Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator:

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck

"Booze *gains* alcohol content after passing through Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris is not a man; he is the culmination of hundreds of years of black oppression."

"Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is."

"Chuck Norris once visited Heaven. Needless to say, no one will be getting their 72 virgins."

Posted by Josh Ehrnwald at July 10, 2006 8:30 AM

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Anonymous says ...

Mine is Captain Levi...kneel before me Wells.

Posted by Anonymous at July 10, 2006 11:57 AM

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Joshua says ...

mine is somehow Cabinboy O' Mohn its kinda creepy.....still better than some my friends told me..

Posted by Joshua at July 10, 2006 12:28 PM

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Anonymous says ...

Swashy Bunch

I feel like a Dan Savage joke about to happen.

Posted by Anonymous at July 11, 2006 12:15 AM

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