Slow news day
This has been an incredibly soft day. In terms of stuff to get into, I mean. I feel numb, drifting. Like I'm in a rowboat without oars. It's so draggy I'm reduced to tapping out items like the one you're reading right now. It's so slow I'm linking to a Bill Maher/Mel Gibson piece that was Huffington Post-ed five days ago. Pathetic. This is a good excerpt, though: "Mel, let me remind you: The Jews have not started all the wars in the world. But they have greenlit all the movies."
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on August 7, 2006 at 6:04 PM
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sambudvar says ...
Did they greenlight The Passion of the Christ? Look how that thurned out.
Posted by sambudvar at August 7, 2006 6:49 PM
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Mathew says ...
Dude, you're like scarily obsessed with Mel Gibson.
Also reading too much Huffington is guaranteed to emasculate you. Go out for a jog, lift some weights, eat a steak, drink a few beers and pick up one of those pretty girls you're always taking pictures of.
Posted by Mathew at August 7, 2006 7:09 PM
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Anonymous says ...
You're just old, Jeff. Can't be fun to consider the fact that you'll turn 60 next year! :-P
Posted by Anonymous at August 7, 2006 9:35 PM
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T H says ...
Well I know it's the talk of every AA meeting in this town. I wish some nasty jokes would surface along the lines of O.J. et al, like what's O.J.'s problem? Too much tang, not enough poon. (He did Tang commercials, didn't he?) Or like, how do you get AIDS? By Magic. (Johnson, that is.) Or have you seen Spike Lee's latest film, Malcolm the Tenth?
Posted by T H at August 8, 2006 12:16 AM
comment #5
Anonymous says ...
Please, quick, someone tell me a Robert Blake or Scott Peterson joke.
Posted by Anonymous at August 8, 2006 12:40 AM
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T. H. Ung says ...
I wrote these, don't murder me.
How does Mel refer to his id and his ego? Sugar and Spice. Who's his next bodyguard? Suge Knight. It's no longer known as the MUG shot in LA, it's now the is my Make-Up Good shot.
Posted by T. H. Ung at August 8, 2006 8:13 AM
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Anonymous says ...
Murder is a bit harsh, but somebody oughta slap you, those are horrible jokes.
Posted by Anonymous at August 8, 2006 2:55 PM
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Anonymous says ...
Yeah, slap me silly.
Posted by Anonymous at August 8, 2006 5:59 PM