The Rude Ones

This London Times Online piece about the most audacious and penetrating envelope-pushers in terms of sex, drugs violence and religion is old and crumpled and covered in dust -- it was published last Saturday, 8.19 -- but it's a pretty good rundown.


It doesn't mention what a ground-breaker Mike Nichols' Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolff was in 1966 for its first-time-ever use of terms like "screw you" and "up yours". It sounds comically lame in today's context but no studio- funded film had used coarse street dialogue before.

Sam Peckinpah's Straw Dogs ('71) is mentioned for the Susan George rape scene, which for years has made compassionate and senstive people feel guilty when they watch it because it delivers a kind of dark twisted turn-on. (Yes, yes...Peckinpah was a sexist dog but the arousal factor is still there.)

And I've never even heard of No Orchids for Miss Blandish ('48), a crime drama about a relationship between a gangster and an unsullied woman in her 30s. The film isn't on DVD or even VHS, but the Times piece says that one British critic called it "the most sickening exhibition of brutality, perversion, sex and sadism ever to be shown on a cinema screen."

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on August 23, 2006 at 11:04 AM

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Bishop Price Author Profile Page says ...

Hey Jeff, does NSFW mean anything to you?

Posted by Bishop Price Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 12:15 PM

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T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page says ...

No Orchids was remade by the great Robert Aldrich in 1971 as The Grissom Gang. It tries too hard to be depraved and is merely boring.

Posted by T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 12:19 PM

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Intense Guy II Author Profile Page says ...

"Hey Jeff, does NSFW mean anything to you?"

Indeed!

Posted by Intense Guy II Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 12:28 PM

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Kristopher Tapley Author Profile Page says ...

Boobies!

Posted by Kristopher Tapley Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 12:33 PM

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tholl-yung Author Profile Page says ...

I didn't, but I do now. Love the bloomers. The lighting's to die for.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nsfw

Posted by tholl-yung Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 12:34 PM

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NYCBusybody Author Profile Page says ...

I can't view it either (I'm at work); damn corporate censors!

Posted by NYCBusybody Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 12:35 PM

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Zac Bertschy Author Profile Page says ...

I was under the impression that this is a website for adults who could tell the difference between pornography and simple everyday nudity.

Apparently though Jeff has a large number of readers who are children, since they apparently can't handle seeing a totally pedestrian screenshot.

Posted by Zac Bertschy Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 12:57 PM

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NYCBusybody Author Profile Page says ...

Oh Zac, you condescending sophisticate, you. I don't think anyone posting was actually giggling or offended.

I think that's actually a picture of a rape-in-progress. Is that really "simple everyday nudity....a totally pedestrian screenshot" to you? That's rape, man!

Of course, all heterosexual sex is by it's very nature rape, actually...

Posted by NYCBusybody Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 1:06 PM

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Nouvelle_Vague Author Profile Page says ...

If I'm going to fired at work, I would want it to be over those.

Posted by Nouvelle_Vague Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 1:17 PM

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tholl-yung Author Profile Page says ...

I love these reference pieces, I collect them for use later when I don't know what to rent. Sure beats any damn list AFI puts out -- leave it to the Brits to put out a good one.

Posted by tholl-yung Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 1:35 PM

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Edward Author Profile Page says ...

Good list and article. I'm amazed that I've seen most of the films on the list. Good old America ... letting kids see all that violence, but sex...no, no, no. The ratings are a joke. I can't tell you how many times I've seen parents bring their young children to R-Rated films. How does that "protect" anyone.

Posted by Edward Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 1:40 PM

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Ju-osh Author Profile Page says ...

Allow Jeff his boobalicious screengrab. If nothing else, it's a sure sign his arm must be doing better.

Posted by Ju-osh Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 2:17 PM

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tholl-yung Author Profile Page says ...

Where can I get that screen grab? It looks like something entirely different to me. Maybe scanned from a Taschen book or something.

Posted by tholl-yung Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 2:47 PM

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docpotato Author Profile Page says ...

That's not rape, that's someone stealing a bicycle.

Posted by docpotato Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 4:33 PM

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berg Author Profile Page says ...

No Orchids for Miss Blandish was released in the US as BLACK DICE ... the film's director and star never made another film ... The American artist John Baldessari took a black-and-white photo from No Orchids for Miss Blandish and manipulating the image (photographically transferred to an etching plate) divided it into nine different prints that heighten or obscure certain details of the original photo ... I want to see this film ...

Posted by berg Author Profile Page at August 23, 2006 6:18 PM

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MAGGA Author Profile Page says ...

The strange thing is that mainstream American cinema is much more up-tight now than thirty years ago, which makes some of these run-downs of milestones a little sad.

Posted by MAGGA Author Profile Page at August 24, 2006 8:46 AM

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NYCBusybody Author Profile Page says ...

The thing about sex in movies, and how it pertains to Americans, though, is more complicated than that.

Sure, there's a certain Puritanical streak that runs through the Christian community, and makes them hesistant or outright hostile to seeing nudity and sex depicted in the media. That is what it is; I disagree with that, because I'm not religious.

But I think there's also a large percentage of people like me who aren't offended at all, MORALLY, by sex in the media, but turned off by it. Bored by it. If a sex scene pops up in a movie, I'm usually just...bored.

I'd rather be having sex than watching it, and to me, there's nothing that ruins the beautiful and mysterious nature of sex than constantly harping on about it in the media. This is also why I have such an aversion to a large part of gay culture; it is hyper-sexualized, and I dislike it for the exact same reason I dislike Man Show frat-boy culture. Ok, you like sex. We get it. Is that all there is to you?

The repression of all sexual openness led to the bacchanalia of the 60's and 70's. This led to another pendulum swing among Christian conservative backlash in the 80's, 90's, etc. This tendency to fight extremes with extremes leaves people like me out in the cold.

Posted by NYCBusybody Author Profile Page at August 24, 2006 9:03 AM

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Edward Author Profile Page says ...

To add to NYC's observations ... There is or was a tendency to go overboard with scenes of sex and violence. When are sex scenes of scenes of violence appropriate and when do they go overboard? We can argue all we want about freedom of expression, but there are times that a sex scene brings a film to a halt, because it does nothing to move the story. The same goes for violence. I think we can become desensitized by seeing violence and sex. I'm not blaming the ills of our society on filmmakers, but sometimes restraint is a good thing.

Posted by Edward Author Profile Page at August 24, 2006 9:31 AM

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NYCBusybody Author Profile Page says ...

This is my point exactly, well said Edward.

Yes, we should have a RIGHT to portray and view sex and nudity in the movies. If a conservative Christian or radical feminist supports censorship of sexual imagery/pornography, I couldn't disagree more with that view.

However, is this REALLY the reason sex scenes should be put in movies? Just 'cause "we can"?

It cheapens sex, and I'm tired of it.

Posted by NYCBusybody Author Profile Page at August 24, 2006 9:36 AM

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tholl-yung Author Profile Page says ...

Does anyone know the significance of the title "Straw Dogs" in the movie?

Posted by tholl-yung Author Profile Page at August 24, 2006 10:17 AM

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tholl-yung Author Profile Page says ...

I get it, I get it.

The title of the movie is drawn from a common translation of the Tao Te Ching, an ancient Chinese philosophical treatise. Verse V reads:

Heaven and Earth are impartial;
They see the ten thousand things as straw dogs.
The wise are impartial;
They see the people as straw dogs.

Many ceremonies in ancient China, during the time of Lao Zi, incorporated the use of dogs woven out of grass. These effigies were revered and respected during the ritual, but afterward, discarded and burnt.

Posted by tholl-yung Author Profile Page at August 24, 2006 11:32 AM

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MAGGA Author Profile Page says ...

"I'd rather be having sex than watching it" Agreed, and I´d rather play football than watch it, or have my house renovated for free than watch it. Joking aside though, I believe American cinema sensationalizes everything, which is sometimes a cool thing, but in terms of sexuality it reduces a sex scene to something that i discussed by kids (you see Xs tits in this film) and made a selling point whenever it is used. I would say Six Feet Under is the only modern US entertainment I have seen that treats sexuality as a natural logical part of daily interaction. I think the ratings system and religious interest groups prevent this element to be a part of most movies, as when you cross that barrier it limits the audience and is usually capitalized on to draw crowds instead (a tactic that almost always fails, BTW)

Posted by MAGGA Author Profile Page at August 25, 2006 2:57 AM

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MAGGA Author Profile Page says ...

"This is also why I have such an aversion to a large part of gay culture; it is hyper-sexualized, and I dislike it for the exact same reason I dislike Man Show frat-boy culture. Ok, you like sex. We get it. Is that all there is to you?"
Again I think this is a media problem, as the more noticable and attention-grabbing images are what gets people watching or talking. When I lived in Paris last year we hung out at gay bars from time to time, and I must say the atmosphere is very different to what one would think from watching parades (although I find that pride and the right to show the world who you are is celebrated more than the actual sex act) and television. I think a lot of gay people are not too happy about that singular focus either.

Posted by MAGGA Author Profile Page at August 25, 2006 3:05 AM

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NYCBusybody Author Profile Page says ...

I happen to think, Magga, that hyper-sexuality is a part of gay culture because it involves two men. Men are naturally more sexually aggressive and desirous. Put two of them together, whoa nelly!

Posted by NYCBusybody Author Profile Page at August 25, 2006 6:28 AM

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Cadavra Author Profile Page says ...

GRISSOM GANG is a terrific movie: you just have to watch it as a sick, twisted comedy, which was Aldrich's trademark. But even if you don't accept it on that level, I don't know how anyone can consider it boring!

Posted by Cadavra Author Profile Page at August 25, 2006 5:46 PM

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