Suri Cruise

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Here's what I see. I see a little Katie in there, but mainly I see the eyes of Cruise in All The Right Moves. You now, when he had his hair dyed black? I guess this photo belies all those rumors from way back when that Cruise shoots blanks.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 6, 2006 at 1:55 PM

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Mike Schaefer says ...

It's not that he shoots blanks; it's that he prefers shooting his bullets into, um, differently equipped targets.

I don't anyone disputes that the baby's his; the questions revolve around the arrangement by which Ms Holmes became pregnant, no?

Posted by Mike Schaefer at September 6, 2006 2:04 PM

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Sean says ...

I dunno ...

http://www.scifi-universe.com/upload/personnalites/grand/michael_j_fox.jpg

Posted by Sean at September 6, 2006 2:17 PM

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RoyBatty says ...

To think, this could have been the one place where I didn't have to fucking see that pic or read another goddamn word about shit I give not about.

Debating whether he remains worth his finacial terms or, god forbid, if his films are worth two hours of our lives is one thing. But can we please be spared the People Magazine crap?

Can I get a "Hell, Yeah!!!!!" ????

Posted by RoyBatty at September 6, 2006 2:24 PM

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Movie fan09 says ...

he really looks more like her ex chris klein.

Posted by Movie fan09 at September 6, 2006 2:29 PM

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Rich S. says ...

Can we read anything into the fact that it's Tom, not Katie, who is holding the baby? And the fact that he has her enveloped in a leather cocoon, like the wings of a bat or Dracula's cape? Whether it's his, or not his, or artificially created or whatever, it's still creepy as hell.

Posted by Rich S. at September 6, 2006 2:37 PM

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Nate West says ...

The wings of a bat? Good grief! If anything, this picture calls an old photograph of Paul McCartney holding one of his children in just this fashion. Tom Cruise may be a wooden actor and an anti-psychiatry zealot, but his kid is cute.

Posted by Nate West at September 6, 2006 2:50 PM

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L.B. says ...

Hell, Yeah!!!!!

Seriously.

Posted by L.B. at September 6, 2006 3:00 PM

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le corbeau says ...

How do we know the kid actually has hands or feet from this photo?

It could be a new kind of OT VIII baby that's beyond need of normal locomotion or handling of physical objects.

Posted by le corbeau at September 6, 2006 5:48 PM

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Lisa says ...

Interesting to compare these photos to Shiloh Nouvelle, innit? Shows whose the boss in each relationship, if we didn't know it already.

Posted by Lisa at September 6, 2006 7:00 PM

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cleopatrajones says ...

Lisa
Per your suggestion I just compared the photos. Brad is holding Shiloh in 3 out of the 5 pictures and 2 of the 5 is just he and Shiloh. Who's boss? Maddox is and don't you forget it.

Posted by cleopatrajones at September 6, 2006 7:13 PM

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d manhattan says ...

"he really looks more like her ex chris klein."

Take a look at this photo:
suri%20cruise/suri2.html">http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060906/
suri%20cruise/suri2.html

Or these:
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/
conspiracy_corner/were_just_saying_20060906.php

But as someone commented somewhere, whether or not it's actually both Toms and Katies baby does not really matter if they both love her. And it does not matter much to movies or the critique of movies. But.. I've got to mention that the forehead especially implies that it might be Kleins baby. And even if this is highly unlikely, it could explain the wait as being for her to grow enough hair to cover it or to be able to add the hairpiece/tupe.. Sounds Cruiseazy, I know..

Posted by d manhattan at September 6, 2006 7:22 PM

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d manhattan says ...

Sorry, trouble with the html. Just ignore the other two links and focus on this:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060906/suri%20cruise/suri2.html

Posted by d manhattan at September 6, 2006 7:24 PM

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DarthCorleone says ...

I'm sorry, but I think all this crap is just such a non-story. Oh, look, human beings can procreate! Look, it's a baby that looks like any other baby! I don't care if Tom is gay, bi, or hetero. I don't care if he and Katie have an arrangement. I don't care if the baby is actually hers or his. I don't care if they ever get married. I wish them and Suri all the happiness in the world whether it's under the guise of a celebrity publicity facade or not, but ultimately I just don't give a shit about any of it, and I don't understand the hordes of people who obsess over it.

What are the only things I do care about that concern Tom and Katie? What movies are they making, and will they be any good?

Posted by DarthCorleone at September 6, 2006 8:30 PM

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