Four NBR Beefs

I realize that yesterday's National Board of Review awards were damaged goods from the get-go, given the org's idiosyncratic oddball rep and all. But the Letters From Iwo Jima Best Picture win was nonetheless a good thing, if for no other reason that the startle factor. That aside, I had four significant beefs with the hand-outs.

(a) The Best Supporting Actor trophy going to Blood Diamond's Djimon Hounsou felt like an especially deranged call. Honsou's acting in that film is emotionally excessive -- he has two emotional-outburst moments are flat-out idiotic. The worst is a scene in which he and Leo are hiding in the dark from a platoon of bad-ass hip-hop rebels -- very dangerous, hair-trigger cats armed with automatic weapons -- when the crouching Honsou suddenly sees his kidnapped, long-lost son among them. Naturally, this being an Ed Zwick film, he immediately jumps up and shouts out, "Son!" He should have died right there and then. All stupid people (i.e., those without the sense to hold themselves in check when their lives are in danger) deserve a bullet in the head.

(b) The Best Supporting Actress award going to For Your Consideration's Catherine O'Hara means that NBR voters thought she was more deserving than Cate Blanchett (Notes on a Scandal, Babel); Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls); Ivana Baquero (Pan's Labyrinth); Adriana Barraza (Babel); Carmen Maura (Volver), Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine) or Babel's Rinko Kinkuchi. That's just absurd.

(c) The NBR's Best Original Screenplay went to Stranger Than Fiction's Zach Helm because they wanted to honor Helm's inability (refusal?) to define the metaphysical system in that film? At no time do you clearly understand whether Will Ferrell's tax man is some kind of organic but basically "fictional" guy living inside novelist Emma Thompson's head, or, if he's as "real" as you or me or Dustin Hoffman's character, how it is that Thompson's decision to kill him off in her book is going to affect him. Helm's screenplay is infuriating.

(d) The NBR omitting Florian von Henckel Donnersmarck's The Lives of Others from its top five foreign-film list is just nutso...a joke. The ones they went with are Volver, (the favorite), Curse Of The Golden Flower, Days Of Glory, Pan's Labyrinth and Water.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 7, 2006 at 1:56 PM

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Colin Author Profile Page says ...

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought that I read somehwere that NBR members didn't even watch "The Lives of Others" and/or consider it for their top 5 b/c it isn't opening in the U.S. until February. In other words, the NBR can be attacked for not considering "Lives," but it's exclusion isn't based upon its merit or lack thereof.

Posted by Colin Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 2:04 PM

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VedaPierce Author Profile Page says ...

Watch the National Society of Film Critics make the same picks.

Posted by VedaPierce Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 2:09 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, you and about 2 other people who also hate Stranger Than Fiction are the only ones pissing and moaning about the fact the screenplay didn't bother to answer a few questions no one else seemed to need answers for. I'm pretty sure you're not a literal minded schmuck so maybe you should just move on. By your two favorite measures of success (box office and Oscars) the movie will be considered a failure. You win. Congrats. Now what else have you got to talk about?

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 2:19 PM

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bmcintire Author Profile Page says ...

Perusing through the list of the NBR's best picture winners, I was surpirsed to see they also picked SILENCE OF THE LAMBS in 1991. I'm not remembering the zeitgeist particularly well for that year, but wasn't that kind of a surprise long-shot award at that point? Since they are notoriously first out of the gate, did that have any influence of giving it a nod (if not the eventual win) with the Academy? Of course, there is also QUESTION 7 from 1961, a NBR winner so beloved it doesn't even have a plot description on imdb. And once you do track down the plot through Amazon - WTF? It reads like one of those horrible Jack Chick tracts you find on the subway.

Posted by bmcintire Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 2:22 PM

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Mark Author Profile Page says ...

There are so many easier things to criticize about STF, than the plot hole mentioned. E.g., that's it's not funny, emotional, or accomplished.

Also, how could anyone shoot Hounsou in the head, when he so "LOVES EVERYTHING ALIVE!!!!"?

Posted by Mark Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 2:43 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

That's a reasonable opinion Mark, one I disagree with, but reasonable. Out of curiousity, what did you find to be funny and emotional this year?

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 2:56 PM

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Mark Author Profile Page says ...

Borat - the funniest.

United 93 - most emotional.

Little Children - most funny AND emotional. Best pic of year imo, despite narration that i didn't like until the football game.

(nothing too out-on-a-limb above, and i admit that there's still a good handful of movies i haven't seen this season yet.)

Posted by Mark Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 3:45 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

I laughed until my spleen hurt at Borat.

I wouldn't say my response to United 93 was emotional, but it was one of the most intense movies of the year for me.

Kate Winslet was terrific in Little Children but the whole business with the ex-cop kind of ruined the impact of the film for me. I never bought into his character. Same with the blonde busybody housewife.

Sorry Stranger than Fiction didn't work for you. I wouldn't put it on any kind of top 10 list, but I thought it was charming and yes, funny.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 3:59 PM

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Larry Author Profile Page says ...

Stranger Than Fiction was a weak movie, but pointlessly explaining the relation between the writer and the tax man (a relationship that's one of the few good things about the film) would have made it much worse.

Catherine O'Hara was fine in her role. Maybe it doesn't deserve to win the category (I haven't seen most of the competitors you mention), but it's certainly better than the cliched, award-grubbing role that Jennifer Hudson got to play.

Posted by Larry Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 4:00 PM

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Mike K Author Profile Page says ...

STF was somewhat interesting. Perhaps the writing would have been strengthened with better casting. Specifically, I didn't buy for a single second that Maggie Gyllenhaal is going to fall for, and bump uglies with, a lumpen, dull Will Ferrell. Never, ever.

Posted by Mike K Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 4:37 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

I haven't seen the other Supporting Actress movies that Wells lists, but O'Hara is certainly better than Barraza, in terms of range and artistic courage. Barraza is fine but all she has to do is wander around the desert and feel bad. O'Hara runs the gamut from schlub to face-lifted monster.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 5:47 PM

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Rod32303 Author Profile Page says ...

David Denby, a bad-ass fucking awesome critic I respect (as opposed to the UBER POSER Peter Travers from Rolling Stone) LOVED Blood Diamond...and HE thought The Last Samauri was ridiculous. I will see it, regardless of the stated HE opinion. I still and forever will dig "Glory" and parts of "The Seige" - we'll see. Some of us didn't want to jump out of a window after "Chicago," some of us found worse films out there than "Munich," and some of us look forward to seeing the cliched, award-grubbing role that Jennifer Hudson got to play.

When she wins the Oscar, fyi, many of us will be smiling.

Big.

National Board of Review - almost as "respected" as The Golden Globes, yes? National Society of Film Critics, NY Film Critics, Broadcast Film Critics, SAG Awards - all more valid in my humble opinion.

Posted by Rod32303 Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 7:18 PM

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nemo Author Profile Page says ...

"Honsou's acting in that film is emotionally excessive -- he has two emotional-outburst moments are flat-out idiotic. . . . the crouching Honsou suddenly sees his kidnapped, long-lost son among them. Naturally, this being an Ed Zwick film, he immediately jumps up and shouts out, "Son!" He should have died right there and then."

Isn't that a problem with the screenplay rather than the acting? Sounds like you should be blaming the writer and director rather than the actor.

Posted by nemo Author Profile Page at December 7, 2006 10:23 PM

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Rod32303 Author Profile Page says ...

Hmmm...another RAVE for "Blood Diamond" from USA Today, AND a RAVE about DiCaprio's performance in it, saying it's better than even "The Departed" from both USA Today AND The New York Times...

Posted by Rod32303 Author Profile Page at December 8, 2006 4:18 AM

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The Movie Man Author Profile Page says ...

I have yet to see FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, but I would like to add that I think some attention should have been payed to both O'Hara and especially Eugene Levy for wonderful performances in A MIGHTY WIND. But of course they are lowly performers who toil on useless things such as comedy, when they should be out changing the world with "important" pictures such as BABEL.

Posted by The Movie Man Author Profile Page at December 8, 2006 7:57 AM

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