In Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood Daily story announcing that Inconvenient Truth auteur Al Gore will definitely not announce his Presidential candidacy during the 2.25 Oscar show, the following quotes are used: (a) "If Al Gore has slimmed down 25 or 30 pounds, Lord knows [what he might do]" and (b) "Gore's weight, which has ballooned since he left office, is widely seen as a barometer of his ambitions, and the Clinton, Obama and Edwards campaigns have been studying his girth closely."
This ties in with Mick LaSalle's "fat Al" riff from a while back.
There's also this weight thing I wrote about a year ago: "[An Inconvenient Truth] is very persuasive, but it would be a tad more so if Gore were a little bit thinner. He's not Oliver Hardy but he looks very well fed, and the metaphor is obvious. The under-message of An Inconvenient Truth suggests that a new kind of austerity is vital for the earth's survival, and I feel it would play better if Gore looked like someone who practices more denial."
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on February 11, 2007 at 1:26 PM
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Devin Faraci
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I think Einstein's BMI is really what makes his theory of relativity work.
Posted by Devin Faraci
at February 11, 2007 1:50 PM
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Dixon Steele
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Speaking of fat, the moronic LaSalle actually raved about NORBIT!
Posted by Dixon Steele
at February 11, 2007 2:17 PM
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jeffmcm
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Is Gore attending the Oscar show for some reason? We all know that if the movie wins, he doesn't get a statue, right?
Posted by jeffmcm
at February 11, 2007 4:40 PM
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Geoff
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The worst was when Gore looked like a Grizzly Adams motherfucker.
Posted by Geoff
at February 11, 2007 5:52 PM
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Mike Schaefer
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"The worst was when Gore looked like a Grizzly Adams motherfucker."
But he HAD to look like that -- he was trying to catch ManBearPig! ManBearPig is real!
Posted by Mike Schaefer
at February 11, 2007 9:17 PM
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Geoff
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I'm super cereal!
Posted by Geoff
at February 11, 2007 11:51 PM