Al Gore weight issues

In Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood Daily story announcing that Inconvenient Truth auteur Al Gore will definitely not announce his Presidential candidacy during the 2.25 Oscar show, the following quotes are used: (a) "If Al Gore has slimmed down 25 or 30 pounds, Lord knows [what he might do]" and (b) "Gore's weight, which has ballooned since he left office, is widely seen as a barometer of his ambitions, and the Clinton, Obama and Edwards campaigns have been studying his girth closely."

This ties in with Mick LaSalle's "fat Al" riff from a while back.

There's also this weight thing I wrote about a year ago: "[An Inconvenient Truth] is very persuasive, but it would be a tad more so if Gore were a little bit thinner. He's not Oliver Hardy but he looks very well fed, and the metaphor is obvious. The under-message of An Inconvenient Truth suggests that a new kind of austerity is vital for the earth's survival, and I feel it would play better if Gore looked like someone who practices more denial."

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on February 11, 2007 at 1:26 PM

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Devin Faraci Author Profile Page says ...

I think Einstein's BMI is really what makes his theory of relativity work.

Posted by Devin Faraci Author Profile Page at February 11, 2007 1:50 PM

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Dixon Steele Author Profile Page says ...

Speaking of fat, the moronic LaSalle actually raved about NORBIT!

Posted by Dixon Steele Author Profile Page at February 11, 2007 2:17 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Is Gore attending the Oscar show for some reason? We all know that if the movie wins, he doesn't get a statue, right?

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at February 11, 2007 4:40 PM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

The worst was when Gore looked like a Grizzly Adams motherfucker.

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at February 11, 2007 5:52 PM

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Mike Schaefer Author Profile Page says ...

"The worst was when Gore looked like a Grizzly Adams motherfucker."

But he HAD to look like that -- he was trying to catch ManBearPig! ManBearPig is real!

Posted by Mike Schaefer Author Profile Page at February 11, 2007 9:17 PM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

I'm super cereal!

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at February 11, 2007 11:51 PM

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