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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

The Long Play

A long ways down the road is The Long Play, a movie driven by the re-teaming of Martin Scorsese and Departed screen- writer William Monahan. Paramount Pictures is funding the development of the script, which reportedly follows two guys "through 40 years in the music business, from the early days of R&B to contemporary hip-hop."

What's that...the late '50s to the late '90s? No way...no way in hell. Two friends getting older, grayer and fatter as the years roll on and the music gets shittier? The evolution of great pop music from the early '60s to the present (which would obviously be seen as a history of the changes in U.S. culture from the time of late Eisenhower/early Kennedy to post 9/11 George Bush) it its own epic. A six-hour documentary would have trouble making sense of it. A single narrative 120 or 140-minute drama can't hope to capture or encompass such a saga.

The Long Play is a good title, though.

Monahan is also working with Leonardo DiCaprio on an adaptation of a late '06 Hong Kong thriller called Confessions of Pain, with Warner Bros. cutting the checks. The IMDB says the Hong Kong original is about a detective helping a friend to investigate the mysterious death of his father."

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on February 27, 2007 at 2:18 PM

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Mgmax Author Profile Page says ...

Great, now Scorsese's remaking Ralph Bakshi's American Pop.

Posted by Mgmax Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 2:42 PM

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craiged Author Profile Page says ...

The story is by Mick Jagger so it sounds a lot like a thinly vailed Rolling Stones Bio-pic

Posted by craiged Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 2:51 PM

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Reedyb Author Profile Page says ...

Maybe they could play the movie backward and end when the music is good.

Posted by Reedyb Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 2:53 PM

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caslab Author Profile Page says ...

Mgmax, I was about to say the same thing.

Once was so much more than enough.

Posted by caslab Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:01 PM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to Reedyb: That's actually a brilliant idea. Like "Betrayal" but in an epic form a la "Benjamin Button." That's really good.

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:05 PM

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erniesouchak Author Profile Page says ...

Uh oh. I'm envisioning lots of migrating facial hair and bad wigs.

Posted by erniesouchak Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:09 PM

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Larry Author Profile Page says ...

So what? There's no way it could be worse than The Departed.

Posted by Larry Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:23 PM

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Chris Molanphy Author Profile Page says ...

Two friends getting older, grayer and fatter as the years roll on and the music gets shittier?

CAREFUL, old man. Remember who's predominantly reading your blog. Hint: not all Boomers. Not even majority Boomers, I'll bet. Nothing pisses off us born-in-the-'70s types (or '80s, etc.) like rockist Boomer hegemony. Just...watch it.

Posted by Chris Molanphy Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:24 PM

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Breedlove Author Profile Page says ...

I saw this on AICN but it's not really news. This Scorcese/Mick Jagger project was announced a couple of years ago with Jude Law supposedly playing a Jagger-esque character.

Posted by Breedlove Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:45 PM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to Molanphy: My attitude is all about "what's next" and "where's the shit? I own no real estate. I believe in constantly challenging or questioning status quo whatevers. I relate more to GenXers and GenYers than I do to boomers, for the most part. I always like to turn the volume up to 8 or 9. I swear by The Who. My hair is 95% dark. I have no bald spots or pot guts, and I have no turkey neck. If I never again watch a football game on ESPN I'll be totally fine. I ride a fairly cool-looking motorcycle around town. If a dirty bomb were to hit this town I'd roll with it while 95% of the twenty- and thirty-somethings would be squealing and hyperventilating and worrying about their dry cleaning.

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:51 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

The above is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:56 PM

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Joe Leydon Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, you are so cool, when sheep sleep, they dream of you.

Posted by Joe Leydon Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:58 PM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, baby, you're money.

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 3:59 PM

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cjKennedy Author Profile Page says ...

You tell 'em, daddy-o.

Posted by cjKennedy Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 4:03 PM

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T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page says ...

I demand photographic evidence of the Wild One in action.

Wells to T.S. Idiot:
here it is -- a German guy on the way back to Dusseldorf sold it to me for next to nothing.

Posted by T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 4:22 PM

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Breedlove Author Profile Page says ...

Amazing rant, Jeff. I second the motion for pictures of you on your bike. Will you be checking out 'Wild Hogs' on Friday?

Posted by Breedlove Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 4:28 PM

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CambridgeCat Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff,

Listen to Mos Def's Black on Both Sides twice and call me in the morning.

Posted by CambridgeCat Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 4:41 PM

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The Bandsaw Vigilante Author Profile Page says ...

It's too bad Jeff doesn't like DIE ANOTHER DAY.

DIE ANOTHER DAY is a cinematic tour-de-force that is so fucking cool, most theaters were unable to show the movie because the film instantly vaporized any projector that dared try to show it.

Posted by The Bandsaw Vigilante Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 4:56 PM

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MAGGA Author Profile Page says ...

For christs fucking sake, Jeff. Everything was better in the past in your mind. As long as we have Sonic Youth and Apex Twin you can keep The Who as far as I am concerned.
P.S. Yawn

Posted by MAGGA Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 5:03 PM

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DarthCorleone Author Profile Page says ...

Right on, Jeff. I love that little manifesto. I like to think I would roll with the dirty bomb (god forbid) as well.

Posted by DarthCorleone Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 5:31 PM

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rocco Author Profile Page says ...

'The Who'? That's almost as precalculated as 'Casablanca'...people who mention 'The Who' are either too macho to say 'The Beatles' or too contrarian to say 'The Stones.'

I love 'The Who'...I think Pete Townshend is one of the more underappreciated song writers of the era, but fuck, he doesn't even rate when you're talking Lennon-McCartney or Jagger-Richards, despite the latter being a soul-less, commercial tandem who were grateful for Lennon's scraps (literally).

If you're gonna hang yourself out there, at least say 'Yes,' 'Electric Light Orchestra,' 'Frank Zappa,' or even someone relatively recent like 'Morrissey'...give people a chance to lampoon your taste, don't give us something as tame and vanilla as 'The Who'.

Well, at least you didn't say 'The Dead'...

Posted by rocco Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 5:32 PM

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The Movie Man Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, you have to know your gonna get some shit for that response, nothings less cool than proclaiming how cool you are, but I'll leave that for the wittier commenters. On topic, I think this particular film could really be something in Scorsese's hands. That said, I think we'll be seeing this the same week we're seeing INDY 4 and INGLORIOUS BASTARDS.

Posted by The Movie Man Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 5:37 PM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

Keith Moon fucking ownz.

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 5:52 PM

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MrThompson Author Profile Page says ...

Frank Zappa was way too fucking cool for Jeff. The man went from writing great rock songs to serialist classical music a la Boulez. That's the sort of "fuck you" to the establishment other rock stars could only dream of.

Posted by MrThompson Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 5:55 PM

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Joe Leydon Author Profile Page says ...

West Coasters: Watch "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" tonight (Tuesday). They're riffing on -- believe it or not -- D.O.A.

Posted by Joe Leydon Author Profile Page at February 27, 2007 6:06 PM

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jjgittes Author Profile Page says ...

Not that he needs my defending, but Pete Townsend ranks quite well with Lennon-McCartney and Jagger-Richards thank you very damn much. I may prefer the Beatles and Stones (I ain't telling) but ......

If you really think about it, Townsend was the first to articulate a comprehensive view of what being a teenager (and by extension an adult then, no?) really was rather than some vague, romanticized impression of it.

The Who singles of the 60s rank with anyones work - and it's because of what he was writing about :

Self abuse in "Pictures of Lily" (I'd say that's much more real world than wanting to hold a girls hand), gender confusion in "I'm a Boy", self loathing in "Substitute" and sneering macho aggression in.....well a whole bunch of tunes.

He invented that stuff.

Oh and the Rolling Stones "being grateful for Lennon's scraps" and being "soul-less" borders on blasphemy.

Posted by jjgittes Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 12:24 AM

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Arran Author Profile Page says ...

CambridgeCat: "Listen to Mos Def's Black on Both Sides twice and call me in the morning."

Hell yeah. Chase it with Be by Common and Things Fall Apart by The Roots.

Jeff just reminded my of Simon Pegg's character in an episode of Black Books: "You look at me you say hey...he's a cool guy. He rides a scooter and listens to the Stereophonics."

Posted by Arran Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 12:34 AM

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Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, you're old. The fact that you have to justify your coolness proves it.

I'm not cool and I'm only 25. But I can roll with Mos.

Posted by Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 1:08 AM

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Joe Leydon Author Profile Page says ...

By the way, Jeff: Didn't The Who sing "Hope I die before I get old"?

Posted by Joe Leydon Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 5:30 AM

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rocco Author Profile Page says ...

jj...I agree about Townshend, I originally said he's under-rated, or at least under-appreciated, but come on, his talent is, how do i say, limited. There are certainly a handful of songs I would list as greats of all-time, but the scope of greatness is limited to that handful. At his peak Townshend might have rivaled the best, but I'd liken him to a sprinter moreso than a long-distance runner. I never saw them in concert, hell I wasn't even born, so I can't speak to their onstage greatness, which is perhaps their most lasting legacy...

As for Jagger slopping up Lennon's scraps, it's not a matter of opinion so much as a matter of record. "I Wanna Be Your Man" was one of the Stones' first hits, and it was a song that Lennon deemed unworthy of even his own early-Beatles bubblegum triteness. I thought it was fairly well known that Jagger discovering this fact led to a rift between the two that lasted for quite some time.

The Stones' lack of soul relates to the application of their music...smoky bars that smell like stale beer...and somehow I feel like this never bothered Jagger, making me question his artistic sincerity...like Jeff's Chris Rock riff, I can't imagine the Stones focusing on anything more than putting out the most commercially viable rock & roll...masters of it they may have been, but groundbreaking artists? That title is better suited for people like Dylan, Wilson, Lennon, Townshend...

Posted by rocco Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 6:21 AM

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jjgittes Author Profile Page says ...

I'd agree with most of that.

The "I Wanna Be Your Man" stuff is undeniable, I'd just say the Stones eventually moved on to create their own Art.

I think their great album run from '68-'72 is them really carving out their own niche - I don't think of it as groundbreaking so much as I think of it as definitive.

Posted by jjgittes Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 7:02 AM

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cjKennedy Author Profile Page says ...

I Wanna Be Your Man was what...1963? The Stones appeared to take longer to blossom as songwriters because they were making albums almost as soon as they formed to capitalize on the success that...yes the Beatles...had created. The Beatles had much touring and playing as a unit before the general population became aware of them. They seemed almost to spring upon the scene fully formed. By the mid-60's the Stones were cranking out stuff that in its own way is as good as anything the Beatles were doing. Their run from 1968 to 1972 is unparalleled. It's no coincidence they truly came into their own after The Beatles began to fade, but there you go.

I love The Beatles. I love The Who. I love The Kinks. I love The Stones more but only because of their stronger blues base and their swagger and sense of danger. Musically The Beatles are the most technically accomplished, but sometimes Rock and Roll is as much about attitude as anything else. My mom could tolerate The Beatles, but she hated the Stones and that was what was great about them. The Stones have become corporate charicatures of themselves in the last 25 years, but if this is their payback for the 10 to 15 years they truly mattered, then so be it.

Oh how I ramble.

Posted by cjKennedy Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 9:57 AM

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rocco Author Profile Page says ...

I wouldn't disagree cj, as jj put it I would agree they are "definitive." As self-indulgent as the Beatles were for much of the white album, they never approached the superficiality of the a lot of the Stones stuff. Agree '68+ produced some fantastic, listenable Stones tracks (and albums), but it was always an enterprise to them, and that knocks them down a peg, in my opinion. Sure, the knock on the Beatles is that they were purely studio musicians, but...oh whaever, I love all of that music too...I think we all agree, despite our academic differences here, that there's plenty of great shit for all of us to enjoy. But I still say defining yourself by 'The Who' is a bitch move.

Posted by rocco Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 11:35 AM

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cjKennedy Author Profile Page says ...

Mick has definitely been all about the enterprise, though I'd argue that for Keith and for Brian Jones, the music came first.

Still, you're right. It's a little like arguing whether a blow job is better than a handy (it is, but that's beside the point).

I do wish The Kinks were talked about in this country more. Their very very early stuff is even spottier than The Stones, but once they got on a roll, they were amazing.

Posted by cjKennedy Author Profile Page at February 28, 2007 11:58 AM

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