Road thrills

At least one other guy agrees with a passage in my 3.24 Grindhouse review that the Death Proof road finale is "one of the most exciting car-chase sequences in cinema history." I'm speaking of Wall Street Journal critic Joe Morgenstern, whose review (out today) says that Grindhouse contains "the most thrilling car chase ever committed to film." And the thing that makes it really wail is that none of the road thrills are CG'ed.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on April 6, 2007 at 11:39 AM

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JD Author Profile Page says ...

The other secret weapon was the decision to cast Zoe Bell, a stunt-woman, in that role. It's unheard of to see an actor's face so clearly while they're in that kind of non-CGI perill

Posted by JD Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 12:07 PM

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Breedlove Author Profile Page says ...

This seems to be getting really positive reviews and a lot of good buzz. Looks like a hit. I'm wondering if Rose Mcgowan might come out of this as the break out star. She really hasn't done much of note other than date Marilyn Manson and get killed in 'Scream,' but she's all over the place right now and looking hot as hell.

Posted by Breedlove Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 12:13 PM

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travis b Author Profile Page says ...

when i heard that the car chase was done using zero cgi i was sold. a couple friends and i were watching the old mad max films a few weeks back, and afterwards, we were all talking about how much more exciting the car chases were when there were actual cars and not just a bunch of cartoon imagery rolling across the screen.

Posted by travis b Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 12:13 PM

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Mark Author Profile Page says ...

if only Tarantino had directed Matrix II....

Posted by Mark Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 12:19 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Mark: Then you couldn't tell what was going on in the fight scenes, because the camera would zoom too close, and you'd get blatantly fake squib shots over actual choreography.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 12:21 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Here we go again...

DZ, why don't you just put "Ibid" in all of your posts and save yourself some energy re: Tarantino?

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 12:22 PM

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Mark Author Profile Page says ...

the Darryl/Uma fight in Kill Bill is 10 times more memorable than any action sequence in either Matrix sequel.

Posted by Mark Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 12:30 PM

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AJW Author Profile Page says ...

If Tarantino had completed the car chase with CGI but you couldn't tell, why would that make a difference?

Posted by AJW Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 1:00 PM

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jimjonesiii Author Profile Page says ...

yep.
at least when you see movies with a heavy baggage of production notes, scoops, inside information and, why not, prejudice.

Posted by jimjonesiii Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 1:07 PM

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jimjonesiii Author Profile Page says ...

...that certainly makes a difference

Posted by jimjonesiii Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 1:08 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

I don't think it's clear what you're talking about, Jimjonesiii.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 1:12 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

"If Tarantino had completed the car chase with CGI but you couldn't tell, why would that make a difference?"

It wouldn't...but the state of technology is still such that you can tell. Some of us grizzled ones enjoy the old-timey thrill of the possibility that someone could actually get killed doing a stunt. That sounds a little weird when I read it back aloud, but there it is.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 2:04 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Mark: "the Darryl/Uma fight in Kill Bill is 10 times more memorable than any action sequence in either Matrix sequel."

What fight? They just run towards each other, and Hannah's character gets her eye poked out. That's a cop-out, not a fight.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 2:59 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

You must have been in an anger coma during the five minute long brawl that precedes the eye-poke.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 3:48 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

"anger coma" HAH!!!

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 3:59 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

What brawl? It's off-screen. Elle's encycopledia recital is longer than any action in the film.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 4:00 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

I don't know what you're talking about. There is an on-screen fight between Daryl Hannah and Uma Thurman in Michael Madsen's trailer in the middle of Kill Bill 2 that lasts multiple minutes.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 4:40 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

The actual fight lasts seconds.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 4:48 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

So first there was no fight, then there is a fight but it's off-screen, then it's on-screen but it lasts mere seconds?
This has got to be a bright twelve-year-old on the other end of this thing.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 5:06 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

jeff: "So first there was no fight, then there is a fight but it's off-screen, then it's on-screen but it lasts mere seconds?"

It's not a fight, because the majority of the action's off-screen, and the climax of the fight is the only part given screen-time.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 5:13 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

It is a fight, because people are fighting and you can see it happening.
Fuck!

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 5:22 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

I just checked it on DVD. The fight lasts 2 minutes and 20 seconds and virtually none of it is off-screen.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 6:23 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

jeff: "It is a fight, because people are fighting and you can see it happening."

Actually, you can't see it happening, because as much as Quentin claims to be a true a gorehound, he can't shoot action worth shit.

"The fight lasts 2 minutes and 20 seconds and virtually none of it is off-screen."

You said multiple minutes. Now you're just saying two.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 6:36 PM

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AJW Author Profile Page says ...

I won't pretend to know about the state of CGI technology, but I find it doubtful that if QT completed the majority of the chase scene on actual roads and included some computer edits/explosions/what not that we would really be able to tell. If it turns out that the jaw-dropping sequence during the climax of Children of Men was aided by such stuff would you or Wells immediately turn your backs on it? If they had included in the liner notes, "By the way, we didn't actually stage and execute a 10 minute long fucking amazing action sequence because that would just be ridiculous; we took a couple shortcuts but you can't tell," would that truly lessen the movie?

Posted by AJW Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 6:38 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

You seem to be talking about CGI enhancement while I was thinking of a blue screen type deal where everything is done on the computer. No worse than the old school blue screen, but I'm drawing a distinction between real and fake. There's something visceral when you know it's real. Like the car chase in Bullit for example. It's got nothing on a scene you could fake, but knowing it's really Steve McQueen really driving the streets of San Francisco at speeds in excess of 100 MPH is thrilling.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 6:49 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

DZ, stop. You've lost. You can complain about the action being edited too quickly if you want to, but that is the limit of your legitimate complaining. The fight scene exists. The camera is in the room with the fighters and pointed at them. The fight lasts for almost two and a half minutes of screen time, and 2 and a half, being more than one, is a multiple.

Complain about Tarantino if you want (and you clearly do), but be honest and fair when doing so.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 7:03 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

jeff: It's more like an altercation than a fight.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 7:24 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Tell me your address so I can come over and have an altercation with you - the kind that results in you getting thrown to the ground repeatedly, knocked through walls, and snuff water thrown in your face.

Or, just admit that you're being disingenous and arguing for the sake of arguing.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 6, 2007 9:37 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

jeff: "Tell me your address so I can come over and have an altercation with you - the kind that results in you getting thrown to the ground repeatedly, knocked through walls, and snuff water thrown in your face."

See, a fight would result in people getting bruised, not just shoved.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 12:40 AM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

You could just CGI the whole thing in and that way now one gets hurt.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 9:23 AM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

DZ, that last point contains zero content.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 9:41 AM

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The Movie Man Author Profile Page says ...

Guys you know D.Z. is still gonna see GRINDHOUSE, because then he wouldn't have fresh material to bitch about, but QT, and the Weinsteins still get his money, while D.Z. is wondering somewhere Tarantino didn't return his call about that script he was hoping he'd read.

Posted by The Movie Man Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 10:08 AM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

That's the funny thing Movie Man: the guy who has the most consuming hatred for the man and his films also seems to have an intimate knowledge of every frame of film Tarantino ever shot. It's ok DZ, I hated the head cheerleader in high school because she wouldn't date me too.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 10:30 AM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

MovieMan: "Guys you know D.Z. is still gonna see GRINDHOUSE, because then he wouldn't have fresh material to bitch about, but QT, and the Weinsteins still get his money,"

The satisfying thing is they're gonna actually need my money, now that Harvey totally blew it.

cj: "That's the funny thing Movie Man: the guy who has the most consuming hatred for the man and his films also seems to have an intimate knowledge of every frame of film Tarantino ever shot."

It's always important to have an objective hatred.

"It's ok DZ, I hated the head cheerleader in high school because she wouldn't date me too."

We didn't get cheerleaders at my high school, because we didn't have any sports teams, because our douchebag administrators didn't think it was important to replace all the concrete where sports were played during breaks with grass fields. Of course, a couple of kids later showed them, when one of the pair broke his head playing football. Fortunately, the poor guy was-at least to my knowledge-alright, but the school just figured banning football was the solution. There were some chicks I wanted to bang, but fortunately, I don't care anymore. Anyway, if I wanted to sell a script to anyone lowbrow, I'd rather it be Trey and Matt, since they're not condescending assholes who swipe
scenes from other films to get attention, and can actually write their own material. Plus their fanbase doesn't consist of people who jerk off to fake gore.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 1:07 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

I actually see where you're coming from DZ. I sat down within the last year and started watching all of Jerry Bruckheimer's movies to put my seething hatred into some kind of perspective and so I'd know what I was talking about whenever I took a crap all over him. I made it as far as Armageddon and finally had to quit in disgust. As a guy who loves a good WWII film, the prospect of sitting through Pearl Harbor was more than I could stomach, though honestly I'm not sure how I made it as far as I did. Lots of bourbon I'm guessing.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 1:16 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

cj: "I sat down within the last year and started watching all of Jerry Bruckheimer's movies to put my seething hatred into some kind of perspective"

I'm still trying to find the right opportunity to fit in Flashdance.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 1:42 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are very similar as film/TV makers to Quentin Tarantino. More than half their material is their versions of scenes borrowed from other movies or TV shows or the news. They have a huge amount of gore in their projects.

Stop lying about why you hate Tarantino so much. Admit it to us, or yourself, but just stop.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 1:50 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

Sadly, Flashdance was something of a high point.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 2:22 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

jeff: "More than half their material is their versions of scenes borrowed from other movies or TV shows or the news."

Um, no, they parody scenes borrowed from other movies or tv shows. Quentin actually copies scenes.
And their gore is part of the joke, not just something to fill in the blanks when they can't pull off action scenes.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 2:50 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Oh, and as for the chase scene, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Road Warrior, and even A-Team did it better.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 8:25 PM

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frankbooth Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff,

There was no fight because they're just actors and they were pretending.

Posted by frankbooth Author Profile Page at April 7, 2007 11:07 PM

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