An age-old maxim -- "Never trust the artist, trust the tale" -- has been underlined in a Seth Rogen interview with the Guardian's John Patterson, in which Rogen drops a Terrence Malick bombshell. Besides having directed Rogen in Pineapple Express, David Gordon Green is "good friends" with the reclusive semi-oddball director, says Rogen.
"And David said to me the other day, 'Guess what Terrence Malick's favorite movie of the last 10 years is?'" Okay, what? "Zoolander! He knows every word, watches it every week. Which just goes to show, you never can predict these things." Are you hearing this, Oliver Stone? Does Ben Stiller have an official response he'd like to pass along? Malick/Zoolander, Malick/Zoolander, Malick/Zoolander...an amusing attitude-trip film that, for me, was a little bit better as a script.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 14, 2007 at 9:42 AM
comment #1
christian
says ...
malick clearly needs to get out more.
Posted by christian
at September 14, 2007 10:05 AM
comment #2
JD
says ...
Why is "good friends" in quotes? Malick did produce Green's underrated 2004 film, Undertow. It doesn't seem like a stretch to me that they're good friends. Are you suggesting that Rogen and/or Green is lying about this?
Posted by JD
at September 14, 2007 10:05 AM
comment #3
George Prager
says ...
You have to admit, that scene when the gas station blows up after the model lights a cigarette during the gasoline fight (to the tune of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go") is one of the funniest things ever.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 10:05 AM
comment #4
Wyatt Donnelly
says ...
Malick is King.
Posted by Wyatt Donnelly
at September 14, 2007 10:06 AM
comment #5
Ian Sinclair
says ...
That would explain why Malick's movies are so pretentious and boring.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 10:07 AM
comment #6
JD
says ...
I always felt Owen Wilson's absurdist comic persona was kind of influenced by Martin Sheen's darkly comic performance in Badlands. Maybe Malick's picking up on this.
Posted by JD
at September 14, 2007 10:07 AM
comment #7
George Prager
says ...
"That would explain why Malick's movies are so pretentious and boring."
Like looking into a mirror.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 10:09 AM
comment #8
christian
says ...
and i actually laughed a lot during ZOOLANDER -- it was the first film i saw after 9/11.
Posted by christian
at September 14, 2007 10:10 AM
comment #9
R. Hunt
says ...
There's no accounting for tastes. Stanley Kubrick rarely talked about other direcotr's films, but I recall him on record somewhere in the 70s saying that he liked "Freebie and the Bean".
Posted by R. Hunt
at September 14, 2007 10:21 AM
comment #10
christian
says ...
FREEBIE AND THE BEAN is a great dark 70's film. i can see why kubrick would like it.
Posted by christian
at September 14, 2007 10:25 AM
comment #11
George Prager
says ...
I remember visiting Orson Welles a few weeks before his death. We watched SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS several times. He couldn't get enough.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 10:25 AM
comment #12
BurmaShave
says ...
You should listen to your friend Terrence Malick. He's a cool dude.
Posted by BurmaShave
at September 14, 2007 10:30 AM
comment #13
Mark
says ...
I thought the entire coal mining sequence would have worked better played against Wagner along w/ offscreen narration.
Posted by Mark
at September 14, 2007 10:33 AM
comment #14
arch451
says ...
A guilty pleasure can inspire greatness. This reminds me of P.T. Anderson liking bad Adam Sandler movies, then using them as inspiration to create the one great Adam Sandler movie, Punch Drunk Love.
Posted by arch451
at September 14, 2007 10:35 AM
comment #15
MilkMan
says ...
George Prager, I just gave you a figurative high five. Like looking in a mirror. That's right, my friend. Anyone who tells me that a movie is "pretentious and boring" is a person whose opinion I don't ever want to hear again. Pretentious and Boring are the two favorite words of people who don't trust their own intellect. They live their lives assuming that no one is smarter than them, and then when they are confronted with evidence that contradicts this illusion, they lash out, calling names, trying to disregard that which they don't understand because they don't have the equipment that allows them to understand. Malick is not pretentious because he does not have any pretensions to be anything other than who he is. No one ever made movies like Malick before Malick, and no one, with the exception of Gordon Green, who is a once in a generation wunderkind, have come close to capturing the mood and ethos of what Malick is aiming for. Badlands is a stripped down, minimalist masterpiece of unrelenting forward propulsion. I feel sorry for people who can't sit through a Malick film without feeling uncomfortable about themselves. That's a shame.
And two other movies that Kubrick loved were The Jerk and Modern Romance. And what does that have to do with The Shining or Full Metal Jacket, how he made those movies? Nothing. And that's the point.
Posted by MilkMan
at September 14, 2007 10:42 AM
comment #16
Mgmax, le Corbeau
says ...
"And two other movies that Kubrick loved were The Jerk and Modern Romance."
I don't know what he saw in the former (but everyone needs a goofy pleasure once in a while), but while Modern Romance may not have much to do with The Shining (which predates it, of course) and Full Metal Jacket, it apparently had something to do with Eyes Wide Shut. Apparently the way the characters needle each other in Modern Romance-- which I find borderline unbearable-- Kubrick considered to have been brilliantly observed and written; he asked Brooks something like, "How did you get that? How did you get it so right?" I have no trouble seeing it along with Two For the Road as one of the key influences on EWS, though I don't think Kubrick pulls off a depiction of a weary, bickering couple nearly so well.
(I'll tell you another big EWS influence which I don't think anyone has ever really commented on: Corman's film of The Masque of the Red Death, shot by Nicolas Roeg. Rich guys having a sex party in a castle, plague/AIDS, hooded Death-like figures-- a lot of it's right there.)
Posted by Mgmax, le Corbeau
at September 14, 2007 10:49 AM
comment #17
Ju-osh
says ...
Kubrick wanted to work with Steve Martin for a loooong time, all because of The Jerk. (At one point, he envisioned him as the lead in Eyes Wide Shut.) I think it's in the Vincent Labrutto-penned Kubrick biography where Kubrick is quoted as having loved most the films he felt he could have never made himself. Perhaps this is part of Zoolander's appeal for Malick, too?
Posted by Ju-osh
at September 14, 2007 10:50 AM
comment #18
BurmaShave
says ...
I'm getting all tingly thinking about Martin in full SPANISH PRISONER mode playing the lead in EWS. Though I think he might get a little bit MY BLUE HEAVEN saying the word 'Fidelio'.
Posted by BurmaShave
at September 14, 2007 10:54 AM
comment #19
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Milkman, I know what Malick is aiming for: he's aiming to bore me to death. When I watch a Malick movie the only thing I feel uncomfortable about is having paid good money to see such pretentious and boring codswallop. And using a phrase like "minimalist masterpiece of unrelenting forward propulsion" marks you out to be just as pretentious and boring as he is.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 10:55 AM
comment #20
The Winchester
says ...
I feel like Malick's taking crazy pills!
Posted by The Winchester
at September 14, 2007 10:56 AM
comment #21
Pelham123
says ...
"Freebie & The Bean"? "Modern Romance"? "Two For The Road"? I love'em all. Stan had taste. (& Warner Brothers? Please put "Freebie & the Bean" out on DVD ASAP. "Indecent exposure?!?! Red Meyers!?!?!")
Posted by Pelham123
at September 14, 2007 10:57 AM
comment #22
Rich S.
says ...
I've heard that Orson Welles used to consider commercials one of the highest forms of cinema because the good ones had to tell an entire story in 30 seconds and relate that story to a product. The Michael Mann Nike commercial Jeffrey recently posted provides nice proof for that theory.
Woody Allen loves Bob Hope. Stanley Kubrick loved The Jerk. Terrence Malick loves Zoolander. People like what they like. Like the man said, every movie is someone's favorite.
Posted by Rich S.
at September 14, 2007 11:00 AM
comment #23
Glenn Kenny
says ...
Ian Sinclair? Aren't you the pitch man for Tanqueray? Oh, no, that's Tony Sinclair.
I love guys like you. You think everything you don't get can be made to go away by clicking your heels three times and chanting "Pretentious. Boring."
Nothing you're dismissing is as thoroughly boring as you are, sir.
Posted by Glenn Kenny
at September 14, 2007 11:01 AM
comment #24
Ian Sinclair
says ...
That's not true, Glenn. I used to read PREMIERE.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 11:03 AM
comment #25
George Prager
says ...
You have to excuse Sinclair. He's a Chav. Enjoying a Malick film is just not in his DNA.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 11:04 AM
comment #26
BurmaShave
says ...
I have serious issues with THE THIN RED LINE and THE NEW WORLD, and I think DAYS OF HEAVEN is one of the most gorgeous looking films ever but it's still very overrated. However, there is no denying that BADLANDS is flawless and a classic. Indisputably one of the best films of the '70s, and for me personally far more resonant than BONNIE AND CLYDE.
Posted by BurmaShave
at September 14, 2007 11:04 AM
comment #27
arch451
says ...
It's your prerogative, Ian Sinclair, if you find Malick boring, but I don't see what is pretentious about his films. The plots are simple and Malick is one of the most unpretentious directors in the way he films fortuitously and without storyboards.
Posted by arch451
at September 14, 2007 11:04 AM
comment #28
George Prager
says ...
You'd think that DAYS OF HEAVEN would satisfy his cockold fetish, though.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 11:05 AM
comment #29
George Prager
says ...
cuckold...duh.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 11:06 AM
comment #30
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Well, I liked BADLANDS. But that movie had a plot.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 11:06 AM
comment #31
Mgmax, le Corbeau
says ...
"I have serious issues with THE THIN RED LINE and THE NEW WORLD..."
and yet I'd take the half that's good over most movies of the last 10 years.
Posted by Mgmax, le Corbeau
at September 14, 2007 11:09 AM
comment #32
Monument
says ...
I have difficulty with anyone who uses the phrases "serious issues, "deeply flawed" or "overrated," when discussing a film. It's a good way to sound like you have a solid, informed opinion without actually having one.
Posted by Monument
at September 14, 2007 11:10 AM
comment #33
MilkMan
says ...
Ian Sinclair just got pimp-slapped by Glenn Kenny! Ian Sinclair just got pimp slapped by Glenn Kenny! Welcome to HE Glenn Kenny, that was quite an entrance.
Posted by MilkMan
at September 14, 2007 11:12 AM
comment #34
Geoff
says ...
To hate on Badlands would just be stupid. The influence that movie had is astounding. The Starkweather crimes are legend, and Badlans was the first to bring it to life (in a Malick way of course).
Not to mention how amazing Martin Sheen is in that film.
Posted by Geoff
at September 14, 2007 11:13 AM
comment #35
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Glenn Kenny was bitch-slapped right the hell back, and with more wit. You should know how that feels, Milky.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 11:14 AM
comment #36
Clark Perry
says ...
Speaking of FREEBIE AND THE BEAN: I caught a revival screening at the Egyptian a few months back (also got to meet its director, Richard Rush). Hadn't seen this since HBO 1981, but damn, it's a fast, nasty, and mostly funny piece of entertainment. They wreck more cars the John Landis in THE BLUES BROTHERS, and you get to see a pretty hot cross-dresser kick the living shit out of Jimmy Caan. Some of the humor is juvenile and politically incorrect, but if there's a 70s movie that deserves a great DVD release, it's this one.
Posted by Clark Perry
at September 14, 2007 11:18 AM
comment #37
George Prager
says ...
Pauline Kael didn't like BADLANDS. Her review makes little sense. It reads like she was having hot flashes as she was typing. Of course this means a lot of clowny-clown Paulettes hate it as well.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 11:19 AM
comment #38
JD
says ...
"Well, I liked BADLANDS. But that movie had a plot."
Plot? That is your unimpeachable gold standard for filmmaking? Soap operas have plots. Sitcoms have plots. The films of Fellini, Tarkovsky, and Bresson... usually discard plots for more cinematic concerns. I know cinema isn't your area of expertise, Ian, but don't you think you need to get beyond this primitive notion that cinema is literature with pictures? If all you're looking for in movies is story, you need to look a lot further. But I guess that would be pretentious, wouldn't it?
Posted by JD
at September 14, 2007 11:22 AM
comment #39
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Yes. For me, story is king. Sue me.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 11:24 AM
comment #40
Craig Kennedy
says ...
Hey look, it's a picture of Ian Sinclair.
Posted by Craig Kennedy
at September 14, 2007 11:34 AM
comment #41
christian
says ...
cj, i laughed but you're really insulting mr. reilly. i could watch those youtube matchgame clips forever, he was great. but he wasn't a meanie like our little miss sinclair.
i was at the FREEBIE screening too and the audience loved it. it's a rather disturbing film but really unique with absolutely some of the best car chases in film history.
Posted by christian
at September 14, 2007 11:49 AM
comment #42
hatchetface
says ...
He looks pretty convoluted.
Posted by hatchetface
at September 14, 2007 11:58 AM
comment #43
hatchetface
says ...
Oh. You have to be using Internet Explorer.
Lame.
Posted by hatchetface
at September 14, 2007 12:14 PM
comment #44
Walter Sobchak
says ...
One of Michael Mann's favorite films of all time is "Norbit".
(not really...I'm just trying to make Jeffrey's head explode)
Posted by Walter Sobchak
at September 14, 2007 12:35 PM
comment #45
BurmaShave
says ...
"and yet I'd take the half that's good over most movies of the last 10 years.
Posted by: Mgmax at September 14, 2007 11:09 AM"
Word.
Posted by BurmaShave
at September 14, 2007 12:43 PM
comment #46
jeffmcm
says ...
"I know what Malick is aiming for: he's aiming to bore me to death."
Here's to success! Excelsior, Mr. Malick!
Posted by jeffmcm
at September 14, 2007 12:45 PM
comment #47
George Prager
says ...
One of Walter Sobchak's favorite films of all time is "SheDevil."
One of BurmaShave's favorite films of all time is "The Lake House."
One of jeffmcm's favorite films of all time is "Strangeland."
Time for a drink.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 12:52 PM
comment #48
Sean
says ...
Who's going to be the writer who explains to Ian that "story" and "plot" are two very different things?
I don't have the time, but somebody's gonna do it, right?
Posted by Sean
at September 14, 2007 1:25 PM
comment #49
Sean
says ...
JD - "good friends" could also be in quotes to mean that it is what Rogen actually said, distinguishing it from "reclusive semi-oddball director" which, one would assume, is Jeffrey's wording, not Seth's.
Posted by Sean
at September 14, 2007 1:26 PM
comment #50
alan
says ...
I remember reading in Entertainment Weekly a while back that Robert Duvall considered Apocalypto to be the best movie of the past 20 years (or something similar to that). Parker Posey felt the same way. Not that it means anything, but found it interesting.
Posted by alan
at September 14, 2007 1:27 PM
comment #51
Ian Sinclair
says ...
/yawn
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 1:32 PM
comment #52
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Wasn't yawning at your post, Alan. I am in compelete agreement with Posey and Duvall.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 1:34 PM
comment #53
George Prager
says ...
So did Bret Somers.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 1:37 PM
comment #54
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Here's Parker Posey on APOCALYPTO, talking with the New York Times.
“Wasn’t that amazing?†she said. “Did you love it? I have it on DVD. I’ve watched it like, oh, my God, I am Jaguar Paw. It was so powerful. It was so interesting. The karma of him, right? This past year to have this whole thing happen to him where he was like shunned by Hollywood and then he makes this — I mean he’s a rebel. He’s a passionate person who, you know, you see it all in that movie.â€
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 1:44 PM
comment #55
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Robert Duvall in the LA Times, He said the same thing in PREMIERE too.
“But I loved Mel Gibson’s movie. Ah! One of the best movies I’ve seen in 25 years!â€
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 1:46 PM
comment #56
DarthCorleone
says ...
I must admit I have a soft spot for Zoolander. It's not consistent enough to transcend the genre, but it's high points are very high.
I wouldn't give it as high praise as Posey and Duvall, but Apocalypto is a damn fine action/chase movie.
Posted by DarthCorleone
at September 14, 2007 1:53 PM
comment #57
DarthCorleone
says ...
"its," rather.
Posted by DarthCorleone
at September 14, 2007 1:53 PM
comment #58
jeffmcm
says ...
I liked Apocalypto too, but I didn't 'best movie of the last twenty years' like it.
So Ian, tell us what Marisa Tomei and Robert Patrick thought of it.
Posted by jeffmcm
at September 14, 2007 2:25 PM
comment #59
Sean
says ...
"/yawn"
I guess that's more of that bitch-slappin' wit you were talking about, right Ian?
If you find what I wrote to be boring, it's no wonder you can't handle Malick. I think you're probably mistaking boredom and mono, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by Sean
at September 14, 2007 3:03 PM
comment #60
Ian Sinclair
says ...
Oh please. A thirteen year-old could "handle" Malick. Thirteen, in fact, would the right age to truly apprecaite all that painterly scenery, turgid pacing and wooden acting. In many ways, Malick can be compared to George Lucas, especially when it comes to dialogue. Watch better films, study better directors, listen to a different drum: don't get fooled again.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 3:19 PM
comment #61
Hallick
says ...
"You have to admit, that scene when the gas station blows up after the model lights a cigarette during the gasoline fight (to the tune of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go") is one of the funniest things ever."
But it's the only "one of the funniest things ever" in that entire movie. The rest of it is self-sabotaged by the whole SNL'ish "let's have a lead character we ought to be making fun of but we really just want the audience to hug and love in the end" bullshit.
Posted by Hallick
at September 14, 2007 3:20 PM
comment #62
George Prager
says ...
Something tells me that Sinclair watches BLOODY SUNDAY and roots for the soldiers.
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 3:37 PM
comment #63
Craig Kennedy
says ...
The theme from Match Game has been stuck in my head all afternoon and it's kind of made my day.
Posted by Craig Kennedy
at September 14, 2007 3:48 PM
comment #64
George Prager
says ...
You must replace it with the theme from "Tattletales."
Posted by George Prager
at September 14, 2007 3:52 PM
comment #65
christian
says ...
and here is chuck n. reilly's finest matchgame moment imho:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCM-58J_3Ig
Posted by christian
at September 14, 2007 4:47 PM
comment #66
muteprotest
says ...
Regarding Ian Sinclair: anyone who deigns to employ the professional stage name of "Hunter Tremayne" should exhibit serious caution when applying the "pretentious" label to any of his (vastly more accomplished) peers.
Evidently, Sinclair possesses an inordinant fondness for the character of "Dick Tremayne" from Twin Peaks, played by one IAN Buchanan. Coincidence? I think not...
Posted by muteprotest
at September 14, 2007 4:53 PM
comment #67
Wixy
says ...
Terence Malick and Stanley Kubrick couldn't give a shit what anyone else thinks of their choice in films. They obviously realise that loving Zoolander or The Jerk doesn't mean that you are lacking in intellect or integrity, it just means that you can enjoy giggling at a silly comedy. And that's OK! Sheesh! If only some of the posters here were as comfortable with their intellect instead of acting like they have something to prove! I love Zoolander, it's easily Stillers best and yet I'm well versed in Fassbinder, Bresson, Fellini and Bergman.
I'm pretty darned sure I ain't unique!
Posted by Wixy
at September 14, 2007 5:51 PM
comment #68
Wixy
says ...
!!!
Posted by Wixy
at September 14, 2007 5:52 PM
comment #69
Wixy
says ...
Not to mention..(and I can't believe I'm even going here..) but the fact that Zoolander satirises empty headed 'Celebutards' and the medias perverse obsession with their opinions and lifestyles..seems all the more timely, no?!
Posted by Wixy
at September 14, 2007 5:59 PM
comment #70
Zimmergirl
says ...
It's a little bit sick and a little bit hot that you guys have a stalker-like obsession with Ian Sinclair.
Posted by Zimmergirl
at September 14, 2007 6:01 PM
comment #71
muteprotest
says ...
Actually Zimmergirl, what we "have" for Ian Sinclair is more like bemusement mingled with scorn & pity.
I feel confident that this goes for most of us on this board, perhaps even Sinclair himself at times...
Posted by muteprotest
at September 14, 2007 6:42 PM
comment #72
Zimmergirl
says ...
Well perhaps but it is obsession nonetheless and that makes it sick/hot.
Posted by Zimmergirl
at September 14, 2007 7:06 PM
comment #73
muteprotest
says ...
Fair enough... I think "sick/hot" has just become my new favorite compound adjective.
Plaudits on the coinage.
Posted by muteprotest
at September 14, 2007 7:17 PM
comment #74
T. S. Idiot
says ...
As Mickey and Sylvia explain in Badlands, "Love Is Strange."
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at September 14, 2007 8:02 PM
comment #75
Ian Sinclair
says ...
God bless you all. I wish you all lives of your own, and the ability to achieve them. Should that fail, by all means continue to sate yourselves on the whisper of a promise of an echo of my own.
Posted by Ian Sinclair
at September 14, 2007 10:24 PM
comment #76
jeffmcm
says ...
What an asshole.
Posted by jeffmcm
at September 14, 2007 10:41 PM
comment #77
Dan Revill
says ...
Ian, I could chime in here and say, "What's it like looking up your own ass," but that'd be redundant at this point.
Anyhow, Badlands is undeniably a masterpiece. I haven't seen Days of Heaven, but I do own his latter films. While they aren't as perfect as you would want, they are still heads and shoulders above a lot of stuff that comes out these days.
Posted by Dan Revill
at September 14, 2007 10:47 PM
comment #78
RMBurnett
says ...
Folks,
This is, without a doubt, my favorite thread of the week. Yes, even after the endless debates on the good General's Iraq report.
Thanks for that.
Now...could all of you please get out there and see "SHOOT 'EM UP?" Let's get that film over ten million this weekend!
Posted by RMBurnett
at September 15, 2007 9:36 AM
comment #79
christian
says ...
i'll wait for the tracking.
Posted by christian
at September 15, 2007 10:49 AM
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kimi98
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