Spoiling Esquire's dingle-dangle

Because I despise those Esquire magazine "sexiest woman alive" mystery pieces that dingle-dangle for two or three months before naming the actress, I'm going to spoil the current one. The chosen lady is Charlize Theron, and the quotes are from In The Valley of Elah director-writer Paul Haggis. So there.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 1, 2007 at 8:22 AM

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vansmith Author Profile Page says ...

i like esquire, especially the "what it feels like" column, theron has a pretty face but a body like a surfboard...

Posted by vansmith Author Profile Page at September 1, 2007 8:55 AM

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R. Hunt Author Profile Page says ...

They threw me with the note that she's zero degrees from Kevin bacon. i thought maybe it was Kyra Sedgwick....

Posted by R. Hunt Author Profile Page at September 1, 2007 3:02 PM

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ZacharyTF Author Profile Page says ...

At least they got this one right. Ever since I saw her in 2 Days in the Valley, Charlize has been the most beautiful woman in the world in my book. Challengers have come and gone, but she's still #1.

I just wish you would have spoiled it after the jump Jeff, so that people could read the page, try to figure out who it is and then click to find out from you. Oh well.

Posted by ZacharyTF Author Profile Page at September 1, 2007 5:49 PM

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hollywoodtease Author Profile Page says ...

I believe it was the 2nd run of pictures that gave away here tatoos (on the ankle). 2 EZ.

She is a beauty and can act as well. What a package.

Posted by hollywoodtease Author Profile Page at September 1, 2007 7:38 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

If there are any really young kids reading this, Jesus dies at the end. There is no Santa Claus.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at September 2, 2007 2:25 AM

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Jay T. Author Profile Page says ...

No spoiler warning!! Just kidding...

Posted by Jay T. Author Profile Page at October 10, 2007 3:59 PM

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