Gunfighters and their attitudes

Sometimes you can just smell the readiness in a critic or a columnist to take a film down. They can't do this, of course, unless the film "cooperates" -- i.e., is at least a little bit bad -- but you can always sense an itchy trigger finger. Good critics and columnists always try to be receptive to whatever moves and grooves a movie has to offer, but you can always tell when they've strapped on their belts and are twirling their pistols and waiting, just waiting. Ask any publicist.


A professional always keeps 'em holstered unless there's no choice, but there's something in human nature that can't help savoring the action before it happens, and I mean "if" and "when."

I knew for a fact that several Crash and Paul Haggis haters out there were ready to draw on In The Valley of Elah last summer, and the obliging Haggis gave them just enough reason to pull (i.e., the flag at the end, the Annie Lennox song) and they all opened up.

I'll admit I've been looking to draw on Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd, in part because I've been down on Burton for years and partly because David Poland said five or six months ago that Johnny Deep was a preemptive Best Actor contender, but Stephen Sondheim changed all that when he told Roger Friedman that the film is relatively short and that "it's not the stage musical." Now, who knows?

And when you read Jeremy Smith's 10.2.07 CHUD piece you can just tell that he and Poland are out there on Boot Hill's Main Street, kicking at the dust and ready to pull if provoked. They can taste the action like like a hungry suburbanite can taste the burgers sizzling on the grill at a backyard barbecue.

Why anyone would be out to get Paul Thomas Anderson is beyond me. And of course, Smith and Poland may both say I'm full of shit and that they have no such notion. But talk to any filmmaker who knows the lay of the land, and they'll tell you exactly which critics have always been out to get them. A lot of directors have said this to me over the years, and they're not all crazy. Directors don't get to be directors without knowing something about human nature.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on October 2, 2007 at 3:47 PM

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The Winchester Author Profile Page says ...

Is Munich 2 on the horizon?

Posted by The Winchester Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 4:36 PM

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Scott Feinberg Author Profile Page says ...

If this is true--and I mean this genuinely--then can people deduce which films are being championed and which are being hated on this year by people like Wells, Poland, Stone, Thompson, Tapley, or others, including myself? I'm interested to see if a consensus exists about this sort of thing, or if perhaps Wells and others see what they want to see, as opposed to what others see.

Posted by Scott Feinberg Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 4:38 PM

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JD Author Profile Page says ...

Anyone who feels the need to preemptively "take down" a Paul Thomas Anderson film -- particularly one with the trailer and potential of this one -- is a fucking idiot.

Posted by JD Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 4:40 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

I didn't see Jeremy Smith as gunning for There Will Be Blood in this piece. Did I misunderstand what Wells is saying?

People would gun for PTA because he's interesting. To be interesting you have to go against the grain. To go against the grain you have to annoy at least half of the people.

Pick any critically acclaimed artist who hasn't achieved full mainstream success and you'll stir up large numbers of seemingly intelligent people who hate them.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 4:46 PM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to cjKennedy: I sense a sublimated excitement in Smith at the prospect of drilling "There Will Be Blood" if and when it's called for. I just feel the deep-down interest in his wanting to do this...if.

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 4:52 PM

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admiralmpj Author Profile Page says ...

There is, of course, another solution to this mess. Skip the friggin' film.

I am an avowed Crash hater. I don't like, nor trust Paul Haggis, so...viola...I'm not going to see his new film, and my money stays in my pocket.

Can't say anything bad about In The Valley Of Elah if you haven't seen it...

Posted by admiralmpj Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 4:59 PM

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Dave Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, while your post is accurate, you could at least lend a little intellectual honesty by associating yourself with this tendency.

Or are we supposed to forget your own itchy trigger finger on Atonement? Or your eagerness to dismiss any and all Peter Jackson/Steven Spielberg projects made in this century?

I can tell from the previews which movies you are going to hate and which ones you are going to love. Unfortunately, the only reason I can do this is because you're the very next person to judge the movies based on your "gut feelings," sight unseen.

It's okay that you do that, Jeff. No, really. And I'll still call you a "professional" for doing that.

But c'mon, if the pot is black, the kettle's gotta own up too, man.

Posted by Dave Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 5:09 PM

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MiraJeffAICN Author Profile Page says ...

I completely agree, once again, Jeff, especially with regard to Elah. Haggis gave the haters enough ammo to warrant their negative reactions. The flag ending and the Lennox song are both bad moves. But it still kills me that once the words Haggis and Elah cross my lips people always bring up the point about the ending but completely forget about the preceding 2 hours. Like I've said numerous times before, Elah has its flaws, but I've seen a lot of the prestige pictures this year and none of them have moved me quite like Elah did. Haggis just knows exactly how to push my buttons, and while the film is dying a quick death at the box office, I suspect it will sneak back up on people around X-Mas/New Yrs. The release date was just all wrong. It was actually rather egregious. WIP was sitting on gold, tarnished or not, and they blew it. I really hope they re-release it or roll out a bare-bones DVD because Elah got the shaft and certainly not the love it deserved.

Posted by MiraJeffAICN Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 5:21 PM

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MAGGA Author Profile Page says ...

Munich. Best movie of its year, you had to try to take it down, and felt pride in it. Still makes me sick. Hate bitching in the forum, but that was my least favouriste thing in this blog ever.

Posted by MAGGA Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 5:36 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

cjKennedy to Wells: You might be totally right, yet I couldn't help but wonder if your own proclivity towards harboring agendas causes you to see them where they aren't.

"Harboring agendas" is prehaps too strong, but you definitely seem to build up preconceived notions even if you're better than some at lettig them go. 3:10 to Yuma comes to mind immediately. You seemed to have it out for that movie for months in advance. First it was the chicken grease and then it was the fruity one-sheet. You finally warmed up to the movie, but you never seemed to really get over the hump with it and you still have reservations.

Haggis hater to MiraJeff. I definitely had knives drawn for Elah, but I've been more than fair to it. In the big picture that means exactly nothing, but in my close circle of friends and family it means a lot. I can absolutely see why it moved you so much and I'm recommending it to people even if my own opinion has cooled a little.

Endings are a bitch and this one dropped the ball by overreaching.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 5:36 PM

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bmcintire Author Profile Page says ...

I also got the feeling that Jeff was willing to take a dump on INTO THE WILD because it was perceived as being better accepted by audiences (or rubes, as he is more likely to call them) than was THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES. . .

Posted by bmcintire Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 6:04 PM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

Seriously, I know it's been said, but I can't believe Wells is making this argument. I can see somebody making it against him, but geez...

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 6:38 PM

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KeithNYC Author Profile Page says ...

Wells is the same way. He cant wait to jump on Spielberg and has a complete blind spot on Michael Mann. I went to see Miami Vice b/c I generally agree with Wells and love the passion behind his reviews. I walked out of the theatre stunned by its badness. Munich on the other hand, a challenging and brilliant film that is only getting better with time.

Posted by KeithNYC Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 8:15 PM

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Kristopher Tapley Author Profile Page says ...

Call me crazy - but I get the feeling this year's Best Actor race is gonna be a showdown between Depp and Day-Lewis, so maybe there's something to all this.

Posted by Kristopher Tapley Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 9:30 PM

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lazarus Author Profile Page says ...

If Depp ever wins an award over Day-Lewis, the legitimacy of the Academy's taste will drop to a new low.

Not in a million years could Depp approach the level of craft and talent that DDL has.

Hopefully DDL will win every award under the sun a la Helen Mirren so it won't even come down to a close race.

Posted by lazarus Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 10:12 PM

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shanana Author Profile Page says ...

That part in Munich where that dude is bangin' his wife and having a flashback to an event he was never at. That was totally, like, deep and stuff. He was tormented and shit.

Posted by shanana Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 10:50 PM

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Flynn Author Profile Page says ...

I agree with cjKennedy. I have sensed a warpath for Yuma from you Jeff. Only a week ago you were saying that Yuma was gonna peter out at the box office at 40M. Now its at 45 and still in the top 5.

Posted by Flynn Author Profile Page at October 2, 2007 11:27 PM

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Jeremy Smith Author Profile Page says ...

Being human, I have allowed a foul mood to color my take on a movie once or twice, but I have never walked into a film ready to "take it down". Just because I won't excuse PTA for his failings as a screenwriter doesn't mean I'm out to get him. On a strictly formal level, I think he's the most gifted filmmaker of my generation.

I guess I should be thankful that you didn't associate me with the most vile Palance villain of them all: Jeremy Prokosch. "I like gods. I like them very much. I know exactly how they feel."

Posted by Jeremy Smith Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 12:39 AM

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Dan Revill Author Profile Page says ...

I am reminded of a Get Fuzzy comic strip from way back:

http://tinyurl.com/2bcohv

Posted by Dan Revill Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 1:35 AM

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Larry Author Profile Page says ...

Critics always have their darlings and their villains. People will give a extra break to, say, Bill Murray, even when he does weak work, but some people have the stink of uncool around them and hip critics are afraid to say anything nice.

PTA showed a lot of promise with Hard Eight and did wonders with Boogie Nights, but he's done nothing but crap since. I'll still be there for his latest, but I admit I'm starting to have my doubts about this guy.

Posted by Larry Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 1:39 AM

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MiraJeffAICN Author Profile Page says ...

Larry, I now pronounce you mildly retarded. I wasn't a fan of PTA's PDL either but calling Magnolia crap should be a sin. Magnolia fuckin' rocks bro. Give it another chance.

Posted by MiraJeffAICN Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 1:53 AM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

"If Depp ever wins an award over Day-Lewis, the legitimacy of the Academy's taste will drop to a new low."

Oh come on, you're talking like Johnny Depp is Chris Klein. Relax.

And Mirajeff: please never defend Magnolia again by saying it "fuckin' rocks bro." I almost hate it now.

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 3:52 AM

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gatsby1040 Author Profile Page says ...

Yeah, Jeff is way above premptively "taking someone down." He's totally never done anything like that COUGH spielberg COUGH wes anderson COUGH

Darjeeling Limited is pretty terrific, by the way. That is, unless you have a grudge against its director, and/or wish he was making something more like There Will Be Blood... which is kind of like telling Woody Allen he should make Transformers.

Posted by gatsby1040 Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 6:52 AM

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Joe Leydon Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff: You're being ironic, right?

Posted by Joe Leydon Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 7:27 AM

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MAGGA Author Profile Page says ...

Puch-Drunk Love is masterful. If There Will Be Blood even comes near it I will be in movie heaven. Same goes for Magnolia and Boogie Nights.

Posted by MAGGA Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 7:44 AM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

"Directors don't get to be directors without knowing something about human nature."

unless they're clueless rubes like peter jackson or steven spielberg.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 8:24 AM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to Leydon and all the others who brought up the pot calling the kettle black: I stand by the piece but yeah, it takes one to know one. But when my pre-viewing, neg-head attitudes have been proved wrong by the film, I've always stood up and said so.

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 8:47 AM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

Wells. You have capitulated more than once, and this sycophantic agreement would hold a lot more water if I could think of a specific recent example...because I know there was one.

Can anyone help me here?

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 9:02 AM

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sardine Author Profile Page says ...

Jeff, you did you best to trash Marie Antoinette, and believe me the Coppola Family will remember that.

Posted by sardine Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 9:04 AM

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Flynn Author Profile Page says ...

Uh, no Jeff. You don't fess up and say you're wrong when you are. Not unless the tide of evidence is so overwelming that you are being humiliated and professionally hurt by your silence. Your behaviors and accountability have more to do with the Bush press office Washington punditry than you would ever want to believe.

Posted by Flynn Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 9:09 AM

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Zimmergirl Author Profile Page says ...

"And Mirajeff: please never defend Magnolia again by saying it "fuckin' rocks bro." I almost hate it now." Actually laughed out loud at that.

I did not get anything from Jeremy Smith that he is anxious to "take down" TWBB. What I see is an odd sort of pumping up and hyping of the film on this site, which usually means either Wells is friends with the director or else has seen the movie and loved it. But this time, dunno.

Posted by Zimmergirl Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 10:32 AM

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Dan Revill Author Profile Page says ...

Well in the case of Atonement you did retract your previous takedown mentality, but come on, you're never going to give Spielberg or Lucas or Jackson a chance. I think you've made that abundantly clear over the years.

Posted by Dan Revill Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 10:59 AM

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OddDuck Author Profile Page says ...

The most recent example I can think of is Wells' rave review of Atonement. He wrote an incredible review and praised Knightley, saying her performance in it completely changed his formerly negative opinion of her as an actress. And this was after several weeks of Wells posts mocking the movie, saying that the other positive reviews of it were biased, and that the main actor had an ugly nose.

I can't think of other particular examples, but am positive he's done this at least a few other times as well.

Posted by OddDuck Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 11:03 AM

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Joel Author Profile Page says ...

After calling Jackson's King Kong the death of cinema, Jeff briefly came around on the film to say it was an amazing ride after the first hour, but then turned things wholly negative again fairly quickly.

Granted, saying a third of a movie is terrible isn't that great even if the other two-thirds is great.

Also, King Kong isn't that great, so I don't really care either way. Really, how many people who purchased Kong on DVD regularly pull it off the shelf? Or... ever have?

Posted by Joel Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 11:44 AM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

jeff was gunning for GRINDHOUSE too but his review of DEATH PROOF was a positive rave.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 11:49 AM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to Sardine: How do you know how the Coppola family has some kind of contract out on Hollywood Elsewhere because of my "Marie Antoinette" and "Lost in Translation" reactions? The wise people know it is folly to wake up each morning seeking revenge and blood. God's metaphor teaches the wisest to rise afresh and start all over each day, and to cherish the time we have on this planet. The Coppola family are not gangsters -- they're not the Corleones. At least I don't think so. Do you know something I don't?

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 12:13 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

Yes. Atonement and especially Kiera Knightley. Thank you fine people of Hollywoodelsewheresylvania.

But Jeff, do this reader a favor and just admit you had it out for Marie-Antoinette from day one purely out of a lingering resentment that (in your opinion) Lost in Translation was overrated.

Seriously. You'll feel better. It's good for the soul.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 12:55 PM

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George Prager Author Profile Page says ...

I still have it out for WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? I'll get to it someday.

Posted by George Prager Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 1:29 PM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to cjKennedy: I had a bad attitude going in about "Marie Antoinette" because "Lost in Translaton" reiterated what I strongly suspected after seeing "The Virgin Suicides," which is that Sofia Coppola isn't my kind of director. I might have rolled with "Antoinette" if Coppola had chosen to dramatize what was actually interesting about Antoinette -- the last chapter of her life when she showed her mettle, and showed who she really was -- instead of what was shallow and puerile about her. Coppola, of course, chose to emphasize the aspect that she related to the most personally -- the part about living in privilege, being expected to play a part that was not of her own devising, and free to dive into a closet full of super-cool clothes and a pair of pink Converse All-Stars.

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 3:39 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

Wells. Interesting. I was just as skeptical about Coppola post-Virgin Suicides (I'm pretty sure I even said something stupid like "Yeah, if my dad was Francis Ford Coppola, I could've made that too"), but Lost in Translation knocked me out. It's fair to say it colored my positive response to Marie-Antoinette which I admit I don't share with many people I know.

I think I could make the same argument about Haggis that you make about Sofia Coppola: just not my kind of director.

And I wonder how many of these critics who are waiting to trash a picture could say the same thing. Sometimes an actor or director is like fingernails on a chalk board. Kryptonite. You can't be open minded because you're just not buying what they're selling.


Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 4:16 PM

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Ogami Itto Author Profile Page says ...

"jeff was gunning for GRINDHOUSE too but his review of DEATH PROOF was a positive rave."

... And then that positive rave turned into a negative rant about Tarantino.

I guess QT didn't send Wells any "extra footage" of Vanessa Ferlito shaking her ass in DEATH PROOF.

Posted by Ogami Itto Author Profile Page at October 3, 2007 6:04 PM

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