Preparing the GOD box

I'm going to try and get the "pure" Oscar Balloon box (i.e., IF THERE WAS A GOD...) up by 5 or 6 pm. I have to go to a 1 pm screening of Things We Lost in the Fire, but if anyone wants to follow Ian Sinclair's example rom yesterday and list a bunch of deserving Oscar nominees that don't necessarily correlate with what the Gurus of Gold and Gurus 2.0 are predicting will be Academy favorites (although it's perfectly allowable to include a likely Academy pick), post 'em here and I'll give them a full think-through.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on October 4, 2007 at 12:06 PM

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BNick Author Profile Page says ...

Here goes (some of these I haven't actually seen):

Best Picture:
Once
Ratatouille
Assassination of Jesse James...
There Will Be Blood
Atonement

Best Actor:
Daniel Day Lewis, TWBB
Sam Riley, Control
Chris Cooper, Breach
Seth Rogen, Knocked Up
Christian Bale, Rescue Dawn

Best Actress:
Keira Knightley, Atonement
Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up
Amy Adams, Enchanted
Ellen Page, Juno
Sienna Miller, Interview

Best Supporting Actor:
Casey Affleck, Jesse James
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Peter O'Toole, Ratatouille
Steve Zahn, Rescue Dawn
Paul Dano, TWBB

Best Supporting Actress:
Michelle Monaghan, Gone Baby Gone
Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Zoe Bell, Death Proof
Samantha Morton, Elizabeth: TGA
Vanessa Redgrave, Atonement

Posted by BNick Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 12:46 PM

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arch451 Author Profile Page says ...

some ideas for other catagories:

Best Director:
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood

Best Cinematography:
The Assassination of Jesse James...

Best Adapted Screenplay:
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood

Best Film Editing:
The Bourne Ultimatum

Best Song:
"Falling Slowly" Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova, Once

Best Special Effects:
300

Best Animated Film: The Simpsons Movie

Posted by arch451 Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 1:15 PM

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SomeCallMe...Tim Author Profile Page says ...

It'll never happen, but Christina Ricci needs to be recognized for Black Snake Moan. At the very least, its the gutsiest performance of the year.

Posted by SomeCallMe...Tim Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 1:39 PM

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James Leer Author Profile Page says ...

"Best Supporting Actress:
Michelle Monaghan, Gone Baby Gone"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm assuming that's one of the movie you've not yet seen.

Although, can I put in a for-real vote for Leslie Mann ("Knocked Up")?

Posted by James Leer Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 1:56 PM

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BNick Author Profile Page says ...

Yeah, you're right James Leer. Busted!

I struggled with that category, just finding names to fill in based on the movies I'd seen. I just like her and I wasn't sure if it was a Marsha Gay Harden in Mystic River type role.

I think Leslie Mann is an awesome choice, though.

And for the record. I don't think all the Knocked Up people have a chance in hell, although perhaps for Golden Globe nods.

Posted by BNick Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 2:00 PM

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Rothchild Author Profile Page says ...

Anyone that mentions BEOWULF is out of their mind and knows nothing.

Posted by Rothchild Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 2:07 PM

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alynch Author Profile Page says ...

If any actress gets nominated for Gone Baby Gone, it's going to be Amy Ryan. She has the Marcia Gay Harden type role (i.e. emotional wreck).

Posted by alynch Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 2:09 PM

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Crow T Robot Author Profile Page says ...

This year will be remembered for 300. Love it or hate it, it is the most original, most iconic blockbuster in years. Maybe since the first Matrix.

And again, I'd like to see nacho chewing Kurt Russell in Death Proof get some love from critic groups.

Posted by Crow T Robot Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 2:24 PM

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Armin Tamzarian Author Profile Page says ...

Here are two performances that are awards-worthy, but will not receive nominations:

Stephen Graham - THIS IS ENGLAND
Kene Holliday - GREAT WORLD OF SOUND

Posted by Armin Tamzarian Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 2:46 PM

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Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page says ...

Rothchild made a fool of himself with:

"Anyone that mentions BEOWULF is out of their mind and knows nothing."

Then by that logic you are someone who is out of their mind and knows nothing.

Posted by Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:11 PM

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NDH Author Profile Page says ...

Best Picture:
American Gangster
Atonement
Charlie Wilson's War
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood


Best Actor:
John Cusack, Grace Is Gone
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Tommy Lee Jones, In the Valley of Elah
James McAvoy, Atonement
Denzel Washington, American Gangster


Best Actress:
Amy Adams, Enchanted
Julie Christie, Away From Her
Marion Cotillard, La Vie En Rose
Laura Linney, The Savages
Ellen Page, Juno


Best Supporting Actor:
Casey Affleck, Jesse James
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Russell Crowe, American Gangster
Ed Harris, Gone Baby Gone
Ethan Hawke, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead


Best Supporting Actress:
Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Saoirse Ronan, Atonement
Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
Susan Sarandon, In the Valley of Elah
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

Posted by NDH Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:27 PM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

uh has anybody SEEN the movies they're breathlessly predicting will win awards?

you might hope that BEOUWOLF gets a shitload of noms, but based on the video-game trailers, what warrants this speculation beyond fevered geek hope? some of you sound like frickin' criswell..

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:27 PM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

and the fact that nobody is talking hal holbrook -- who will be nominated -- shows something lacking in the prediction dept.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:29 PM

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arch451 Author Profile Page says ...

you are talking hal holbrook, you pretentious christian

Posted by arch451 Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:38 PM

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Rothchild Author Profile Page says ...

Ian, when did you become D.Z. Part Deux? I remember a time when you came across as a passionate and interesting guy. Now you're slowly becoming a prick.

Posted by Rothchild Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:42 PM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

"you are talking hal holbrook, you pretentious christian"

it's tough being a visionary.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:44 PM

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BNick Author Profile Page says ...

You don't have to have seen the movies, that would be impossible for most of us. You can base your predictions off the great buzz for Atonement and There Will Be Blood. It's almost better not to have seen them, you don't let personal sentiment get in the way.

Posted by BNick Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 3:58 PM

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Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page says ...

Rothchild calling someone a prick for making their Oscar predictions makes you the prick. Try and behave like an adult.

I am basing my predictions on what I feel, based on logic and instinct, the Academy will go for. If you disagree, fine and dandy: make your own.

Posted by Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 4:45 PM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

"It's almost better not to have seen them, you don't let personal sentiment get in the way."

as opposed to non-personal objectivity about an unseen film based on...what then? i no understand.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 4:46 PM

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Rothchild Author Profile Page says ...

Dude, it's Beowulf. It's a two hour video game cut scene with great actors and decent dialog. 300 has a better chance and that will never get nominated.

Posted by Rothchild Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 5:04 PM

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Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page says ...

Rothchild, I have read the screenplay. BEOWULF's structure is a classic three-act, with a new plot twist that brings together all aspects of the poem. It has action, sure, but it has full-on drama, too, and tragedy; it is also very moving. Comparing it to the simplistic 300 is risible.

Posted by Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 5:10 PM

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Rothchild Author Profile Page says ...

Okay, I'm 100% sure it will never be nominated, but I'm glad your opinion is based on how you felt about the screenplay. I'll take back my asshole comments if you'll give There Will Be Blood a shot without bringing your baggage into the theater. Deal?

Posted by Rothchild Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 5:16 PM

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BNick Author Profile Page says ...

christian, if you're trying to predict what the Academy will go for, doesn't it make sense to base those predictions off of reviews of films and buzz, rather than like "I think Once was the best film of the year so it will be nominated!"?

Near unanimous glowing reviews for a few of these films, you have to be stupid not to take that into consideration even if you haven't seen the films.

And yes, with less personally invested in a movie you can be more objective about it. See Jeff's Munich experience and Poland's experience with Dreamgirls last year.

Posted by BNick Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 5:20 PM

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Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page says ...

I suppose you must have missed where I included Anderson and Day-Lewis in my predictions. I did not include it in my Best Picture predictions due to the fact that I think at the end of the day it's an arthouse movie with little commercial appeal, and I replaced it with ENCHANTED which I have seen and think will be so big it will be rewarded with a nod.

Posted by Ian Sinclair Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 5:28 PM

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le corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

I'm more interested in predicting this year's Jarheads and Life of David Gales and All the King's Mens.

Charlie Wilson's War has the air of slick, all-star nothingburger about it. I have lost all faith in Tim Burton's ability to make a movie move, and anyway, if there's a more overrated figure in the late 20th century than Stephen Sondheim, I don't know who it would be. Despite Lust, Caution's good reviews, I've never seen an Ang Lee movie that wouldn't be improved by being sped up 20%.

What else?

Posted by le corbeau Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 5:29 PM

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Pinko Punko Author Profile Page says ...

Hey, the thread is about who you think should get nominated, not will- remember this is the actual anti-thread. Where people talk about the movies and the actual performance, not who they think a bunch of total Academy choads will pick.

Posted by Pinko Punko Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 7:30 PM

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berg Author Profile Page says ...

Hal Holbrook is an easy call, but what about a Best Actor nom for Ryan Gosling in LARS and the Real Girl ... why not?

Posted by berg Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 7:58 PM

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rocco Author Profile Page says ...

Shouldn't it read "If there is a God" ??

Posted by rocco Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 8:53 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

If There Were A God

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 9:45 PM

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Pinko Punko Author Profile Page says ...

BurmaShave with the subjunctive, contrary to fact on big G!

Posted by Pinko Punko Author Profile Page at October 4, 2007 11:22 PM

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kingspiffo Author Profile Page says ...

I don't really care much who makes it this year, as long as Chris Cooper gets nominated for "Breach".

Posted by kingspiffo Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 12:54 AM

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Meegosh Author Profile Page says ...

Haven't seen it yet but I've read the book and Ed Harris' rols seems like it would be perfect as best supporting actor. Don't want to give away the plot but his role is the closest to Sean Penn's, so if he does it well I don't see how he wouldn't get nominated.

Posted by Meegosh Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 6:19 AM

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erniesouchak Author Profile Page says ...

Cinematography: Seamus McGarvey for "Atonement"

Posted by erniesouchak Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 7:37 AM

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le corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

"Haven't seen it yet but I've read the book and Ed Harris' rols seems like it would be perfect as best supporting actor. Don't want to give away the plot but his role is the closest to Sean Penn's, so if he does it well I don't see how he wouldn't get nominated."

Care to give us a clue what movie you're talking about?

Posted by le corbeau Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 8:23 AM

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nemo Author Profile Page says ...

"If There Were A God"

"BurmaShave with the subjunctive, contrary to fact on big G!"

A man visiting Boston wants to get some seafood. He gets into a cab and asks:

"Where can I get scrod?"

Cabdriver replies: "I've been asked that question many times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

Posted by nemo Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 9:15 AM

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Meegosh Author Profile Page says ...

Sorry, I was talking about Gone Baby Gone.

Posted by Meegosh Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 11:03 AM

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Meegosh Author Profile Page says ...

Sorry, I was talking about Gone Baby Gone. And the reference to Sean Penn was for Mystic River. Same author.

Posted by Meegosh Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 11:04 AM

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George Prager Author Profile Page says ...

I thought you were talking about NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS.

The Oscars are useful for one reason and one reason only: they will force my parents to see a movie I've been talking up for months, movies that they can't be bothered with while they keep plunking down their 9 bucks for crap like WE ARE MARSHALL.

Posted by George Prager Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 11:13 AM

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Zimmergirl Author Profile Page says ...

"Hey, the thread is about who you think should get nominated, not will- remember this is the actual anti-thread. Where people talk about the movies and the actual performance, not who they think a bunch of total Academy choads will pick."

Exactly. This exercise is like mutual masturbation. It is utterly and completely pointless when your "if there were a god" picks are almost the same as your Oscar balloon. I mean Jesus. Every year I come to this site and the so-called Oscar balloon HAS ALWAYS BEEN Jeff Wells' preferred picks rather than honest-to-goodness predictions. So this whole thing is a joke. Sorry. Nice try. Wells' first pick for the God ones is American Gangster?! Someone tell me how a divine force is the only thing that's going to get this nominated? Hello! It has BIG OSCAR MOVIE written all over it, is backed by a major studio and has two Oscar winners starring in it!!!

If this had any legitimacy it would be something like:

Best Pic:
Rataouille
Once
La Vie En Rose
Redacted

I mean CHRIST why not make God actually lift a Finger??!!

All of this complaining about the gurus and it winds up right back at the beginning - the exact same picks people were picking to begin with!

Posted by Zimmergirl Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 11:28 AM

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BNick Author Profile Page says ...

I agree that the thread is supposed to be around who you WANT to win, but to be honest in some of these categories (like Best Supporting Actress) I haven't seen enough movies that actually had memorable performances. So I filled them in with people I like as actors or people who look like they might win.

Posted by BNick Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 12:16 PM

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MASON Author Profile Page says ...

Amy Ryan has a chance for a supporting actress nomination for her performance in Gone Baby Gone. She's the one great thing in a pretty mediocre movie.

Posted by MASON Author Profile Page at October 5, 2007 2:01 PM

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