Fat suit but no mobile

No clue when this Tom Cruise shot was taken or on what film set, but it seems to call into question his 11.12 statement that he has "no iPhone, no mobile."


Posted by Jeffrey Wells on November 19, 2007 at 9:32 AM

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thegreatmags Author Profile Page says ...

BAAAhahahahaha! Someone PLEASE tell me what that is all about?

Posted by thegreatmags Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:08 AM

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PerfectTommy Author Profile Page says ...

Christmas 2008 - TOM CRUISE IS MY UNCLE MEL!

Posted by PerfectTommy Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:13 AM

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Mark Author Profile Page says ...

Not sure there's any sports fans in the forum, but Cruise went as Tony Kornheiser for Halloween. Either that or i imagine this is for his cameo in the Ben Stiller action movie.

Don't get hung up on the literalness of "no mobile"; he's saying he's a simple guy with no fancy smart phone with 14 different ways of contacting someone. It doesn't mean no cell.

Posted by Mark Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:13 AM

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Burbanked Author Profile Page says ...

I've read that he's shooting a cameo in a Ben Stiller movie.

But see that flab, the pasty skin? He really is a "regular" guy!

Posted by Burbanked Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:26 AM

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Caustic712 Author Profile Page says ...

Bestweekever.tv has the same picture, and also claims it's for Stiller's TROPIC THUNDER.

Not sure why he's doing the cameo as Anton Goldmember, though.

Posted by Caustic712 Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:30 AM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

It certainly calls into questions Wells current weird fixation on Tom.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:33 AM

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insidah Author Profile Page says ...

"You're being glib, Matt."

Posted by insidah Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:37 AM

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Bocephus Author Profile Page says ...

He looks like Giamatti.

Posted by Bocephus Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:44 AM

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p.Vice Author Profile Page says ...

I want to know how a grown man can have no body hair of his own. Maybe it has something to do with that Scientology nonsense?

Posted by p.Vice Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:46 AM

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le corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

"Either that or i imagine this is for his cameo in the Ben Stiller action movie."

Is he playing Chris Elliott?

Posted by le corbeau Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:49 AM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

This is actually Cruise in make-up for the top secret James Lipton bio-pic, YOU WERE MAGINIFICENT...

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:53 AM

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gr81lives Author Profile Page says ...

Ladies and gentlemen the I introduce to you the real, the actual Tom Cruise!


Posted by gr81lives Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:58 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

Did he borrow the fake belly from Katie?

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:58 AM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

There it is. My first genuine laugh out loud internet moment of the week. Seriously. That transcended laughing quietly on the inside. Thank you Christian.

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 10:58 AM

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romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page says ...

It is for a cameo he is doing for the Ben Stiller comedy Tropic Thunder. I have heard that Tobey Macquire has a cameo as a monk and Al Pacino is in it too.. maybe.

Posted by romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 11:07 AM

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romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page says ...

I forgot to add that Tom is supposedly playing a studio head.

Posted by romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 11:09 AM

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T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page says ...

Beneath the makeup, he looks a tad soft. What happened to Mr. Muscles from MI?

Posted by T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 11:39 AM

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Terry McCarty Author Profile Page says ...

Maybe it's not a mobile phone. Maybe Tom is one of the few people in the USA who actually bought a Zune player.

Posted by Terry McCarty Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 1:07 PM

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Reedyb Author Profile Page says ...

That's not makeup.

Scientology has us all hypnotized into believing that he is good looking.

Posted by Reedyb Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 2:00 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

I keep getting Tropic Thunder mixed up with Thunder in Paradise. Anyway, the phone could be a prop...Oh, and I'm surprised people are reacting more negatively to a fake pot-belly than that fucked-up face in Vanilla Sky.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 2:38 PM

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IndiSB Author Profile Page says ...

OMG! He has an old-man boob!

Posted by IndiSB Author Profile Page at November 19, 2007 3:03 PM

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Spacesheik Author Profile Page says ...

A giant from EVERQUEST.

Posted by Spacesheik Author Profile Page at November 20, 2007 3:21 AM

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Ogami Itto Author Profile Page says ...

No clue when this Tom Cruise shot was taken or on what film set, but it seems to call into question his 11.12 statement that he has "no iPhone, no mobile."

Maybe it's his customized, wi-fi E-meter:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-meter

Posted by Ogami Itto Author Profile Page at November 20, 2007 6:51 AM

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