"The Happening"

"Reports of strange deaths begin to come in from cities around the world. It's only after the main characters -- Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel -- begin their trek out of Philadelphia do they begin to realize the scope of the death toll. People everywhere are succumbing to an urge to kill themselves. [It soon becomes clear] that the deaths have been caused by the release of a toxin by surrounding plant life in an evolutionary last-ditch attempt to protect themselves from the predator that endangers them the most." -- from a 1.7.07 online script review by Rich Drees.


Coming Soon put up this poster exclusively last week. The slogan: "We've Sensed It. We've Seen the Signs. Now...it's Happening."

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 10, 2007 at 10:44 AM

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Hash Author Profile Page says ...

Gay.

Posted by Hash Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:01 AM

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Unison Author Profile Page says ...

Totally gay.

Posted by Unison Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:05 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

that's mature.

Sounds like a cool idea for an R-rated thriller. I hated Lady in the Water but have enjoyed all of M. Night's other films so I'm looking forward to this.

Nice poster...creepy.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:05 AM

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tophertilson Author Profile Page says ...

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW was so ludicrous it set back the cause of global warming five years. This one ought to have Republicans torching what's left of the rainforest just for giggles.

Posted by tophertilson Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:06 AM

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DavidF Author Profile Page says ...

Sounds like The Stand and about 20 other post-apocolyptic tales.

Shyamalan is a talented guy, I'm pretty sure, but it's time to try something different.

SIXTH SENSE-Good, if overhyped.

UNBREAKABLE-Underrated and overhyped. Of all his films, the most likely to actually GAIN in standing.

SIGNS-Not bad. But the aliens who didn't know our planet is mostly water are at least as dumb as the aliens in War of the Worlds. It's called research, folks.

VILLAGE-Some good stuff but getting real tired, real fast. When people are watching the trailer and trying to guess what the twist is, you've worn out your welcome. (I guessed right).

LADY IN THE WATER - Didn't see it.

THE HAPPENING - seems like more of the same.

Posted by DavidF Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:08 AM

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PerfectTommy Author Profile Page says ...

"We've sensed it.
We've seen the signs.
Now it's happening."

I hope later posters read;

"It takes a village.
We've watered it.
Now it's happening."

Oh well. I did love "Sixth Sense", "Unbreakable" and "Signs", so I do hope M. Night is back on track.


Posted by PerfectTommy Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:08 AM

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berkguru Author Profile Page says ...

Shamalan needs to go away - dude is a hack. Total rip off of so many other stories out there. And it wont be Rated R I promise you

Posted by berkguru Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:13 AM

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Joe Leydon Author Profile Page says ...

But I still want to know: Will they use the Diana Ross and the Supremes song?

Posted by Joe Leydon Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:15 AM

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T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page says ...

"Will they use the Diana Ross and the Supremes song?"

What about cameos for Faye Dunaway, Michael Parks, George Maharis, and the immortal Luke Askew?

Posted by T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:20 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

I wonder if this will beat the adaptation of The Ruins into the theaters. I don't want to spoil anything, but those who have read The Ruins will know why.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:21 AM

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Crow T Robot Author Profile Page says ...

Shyamalan needs to get hungry again. Someone needs to take away his big house, his cool car and his hot wife. CAA or whoever needs to drop him. He needs to feel the pangs of creative failure and start over from scratch. The guy is clearly in Ego Land. He's lost all connection to the spirit that made The Sixth Sense so great.

Posted by Crow T Robot Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:21 AM

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Gabriel Author Profile Page says ...

"It takes a village.
We've watered it.
Now it's happening."

HA HA HA

Personally, I'm rooting for Radiohead's "How To Disappear Completely" to be used here somehow.

Posted by Gabriel Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:23 AM

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lesterg Author Profile Page says ...

I don't think I could have hated this script more.

If Night's name weren't on the cover, you'd swear someone like Dean Devlin was responsible. It's that moronic, corny and painful.

Posted by lesterg Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:29 AM

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giantman Author Profile Page says ...

"The Happening" is a horrible title, makes it sound like a group of ex-sixties-hippies are getting together to wipe out mankind, or something. Good grief.

Posted by giantman Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:32 AM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

In the immortal words of Roger Ebert: "This is my happening and it freaks me out."

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:41 AM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

Rich: That's what I thought of as well. And no, The Ruins will beat it into theaters by two months.

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:41 AM

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Mr. Gittes Author Profile Page says ...

So now the post - Oscar era for Wahlberg begins...

Posted by Mr. Gittes Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:43 AM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

I like THE GREEN EFFECT better.

Rich S.-

I know what you're saying about THE RUINS, but I'm worried about that adaptation in general. What a ridiculously hard screenplay that would be...in my opinion. I mean, it's full of great imagery that can give you chills....but it's all about being inside a characters head and exploring human nature and why the characters act the way they do. Hard to convey. And from what I've heard they're already changing the nature of the threat in slight ways.

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:45 AM

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Abbey Normal Author Profile Page says ...

Unless Andy Kaufman is involved, I want nothing to do with this "happening."

Posted by Abbey Normal Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 11:55 AM

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raskimono Author Profile Page says ...

I read the The Happening when it was sent out as the Green Effect and everybody thought it was a very strong script. It actually read like War of the Worlds meets Signs. In fact we were calling Signs II. It was a very good read with one of the weaknesses of Spielberg's script, the clammy opening of the ineffectual Dad and son relationship that Shyamalan used as well. He was asked to strengthen the characters which he did and there is no way it won't be a big hit. It read better than Signs even with the flaws. This is no Day after Tomorrow. It actually makes you empathize with the global warming trend.

Posted by raskimono Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:13 PM

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The Hoyk Author Profile Page says ...

The early '80's Australian thriller LONG WEEKEND (reportedly up for a remake by STORM WARNING director Jamie Blanks) had an effective minimalist variation on this idea: a callow bickering married couple go on holiday and abuse their surroundings, and then in turn become the prey for nature's revenge.

Posted by The Hoyk Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:15 PM

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Howlingman Author Profile Page says ...

And it looks like an M. Night posting's comments have surged past the Indy one. Interesting.

Posted by Howlingman Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:16 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Shyamalan is a good director who has the bad judgment to work with a terrible writer.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:21 PM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

"And it wont be Rated R I promise you"

It is rated R...I can promise you

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:23 PM

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lesterg Author Profile Page says ...

"This is no Day after Tomorrow. It actually makes you empathize with the global warming trend."

It's a killer plant movie.

Posted by lesterg Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:36 PM

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Arran Author Profile Page says ...

Awful title. Especially in tandem with the tagline: "Now it's happening...THE HAPPENING." Wow.

Posted by Arran Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:40 PM

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bb Author Profile Page says ...

Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time.


Posted by bb Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:50 PM

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rocco Author Profile Page says ...

Why do people insist on saying the aliens' aversion to water was a loophole in 'Signs'?

Human beings put themselves in precarious situations all the time...in front of lava flows, out in the expansive, cold vacuum of Space, and, gee, some even delve thousands of meters below water where, without protection, they'd be crushed and drowned.

Posted by rocco Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 12:56 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Yeah, but when we do those things we wear protective suits, and these aliens just ran around naked.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:03 PM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

The stills from The Ruins on IMDB do not give me great hope. I thought The Ruins was a good, creepy read, until they revealed the nature of the monster. Then, when I tried to visualize it, it just came off very silly. You are right, Geoff, the really scary stuff is all internal to the characters.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:06 PM

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DavidF Author Profile Page says ...

The water thing in Signs isn't a fatal flaw, per se but, really...if you are attacking a planet to colonize it for your own uses and water kills you, there are probably some other planets you might want to look at. Heck, WE are mostly water.

I mentioned War of the Worlds (the book and movie) too because the bacteria thing seems like such a deus ex machina. The aliens went to all that effort, tore the shit out of the planet and didn't know we had germs here?? (Perhaps this is a bigger flaw in the Spielberg film since he has the martians already hiding here).

That's not to say that in real life we don't see horribly botched invasions of places where it's clear the leaders didn' t know what they were getting in to....

Posted by DavidF Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:18 PM

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Dave Author Profile Page says ...

First off, the title *is* as awful as everyone is saying. It sounds like a Simpsons parody.

Second off, everyone is focusing on the global warming plotline-- "The plants fight back! And this time, it's personal!"

Personally, I find the "people kill themselves" angle far more derivative of a slew of other projects-- namely Stephen King's Cell, The Signal, 28 Days Later, etc.

Posted by Dave Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:24 PM

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Dave Author Profile Page says ...

BTW, I haven't read The Ruins, but as long as we're talking internal monologue problems-- can someone tell me how the hell are they going to make a movie out of Cormac McCarthy's The Road? It's *all* internal, or conversations with a child. Unless they do a lot of flashbacks, I'm guessing it's gonna be a silent movie.

Posted by Dave Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:26 PM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

My hat is off to whomever tries to adapt The Road. If it's not handled right, it will be two hours of a guy coughing and pushing a shopping cart through the snow, with kid in tow. It's a haunting book, but for my money virtually unadaptable.

Now Max Brooks' World War Z, on the other hand...

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:37 PM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

Yeah Dave, same applies to THE ROAD. Silent movie is right.

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:37 PM

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tophertilson Author Profile Page says ...

Unless they're willing to make the tough choices and depart radically from the book, I don't see THE ROAD working as a movie. I'm sure they're going to be looking to NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN for guidance, but that movie provides the wrong template -- putting the book up on the screen nearly beat for beat, word for word. That strategy worked for the Coens, but it ain't gonna work on THE ROAD.

Posted by tophertilson Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:41 PM

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corey3rd Author Profile Page says ...

People in Philly are merely choking like the Eagles.

Posted by corey3rd Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:47 PM

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Reedyb Author Profile Page says ...

Reminds me of the ecological horror of Frogs!

Man, that would be a good remake for M. Night.

I'm also of a mind that World War Z could be great, but The Road sounds problematic (and I read The Ruins about the same time and really don't want to see that one, either).

Posted by Reedyb Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:48 PM

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Movie fan09 Author Profile Page says ...

toxin by surrounding plant life in an evolutionary last-ditch attempt to protect themselves from the predator that endangers them the most."

i see the famous m night shayamalan twist a mile away.

it's either aliens, polluted water, or some kind of global warming related bit.

Posted by Movie fan09 Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:55 PM

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Movie fan09 Author Profile Page says ...

"This is no Day after Tomorrow. It actually makes you empathize with the global warming trend."

wow.
i was right and i didn't even see that comment!

Posted by Movie fan09 Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 1:59 PM

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jimjonesiii Author Profile Page says ...

“It's a killer plant movie”.

Coming from M. Night, I bet is more a lyric meditation about The Blindess of Humankind (that prevent it to see Lady in the Water).

“Perhaps this is a bigger flaw in the Spielberg film since he has the martians already hiding here”.
The opposite. The martians hide their machine before those virus existed.
That was a clever move by Spielberg and his writers, surely influenced by that plot hole in Signs.

Posted by jimjonesiii Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 2:33 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Where are you getting "The Martians hide their machine before those virus existed"?

The movie never said they were Martians and it never said it was a virus, let alone a specific virus that's come into existence...when?

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 2:40 PM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

I love that song.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 3:08 PM

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lesterg Author Profile Page says ...

"i see the famous m night shayamalan twist a mile away.

it's either aliens, polluted water, or some kind of global warming related bit."

No twist. The only "surprise" comes in the form of a plot point ripped off from Ghostbusters 2.

Posted by lesterg Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 4:15 PM

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MDOC Author Profile Page says ...

M Night's main issue is that he continues to go away from A List actors. Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson bring an audience. While Joaquin Phoenix, Paul Giamatti, and Mark Wahlberg are talented actors, they can't add enough shine to a dull product. I'd also be wary of the release date. I know the Friday the 13th tie in is clever, but against the Hulk in the midst of summer madness? I'd blink and drop back to August.

Posted by MDOC Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 4:26 PM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

"Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time."

There is no twist ending.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 4:36 PM

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le corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time.

They're toys in a trashcan.

http://tinyurl.com/2xy5y4

Posted by le corbeau Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 4:55 PM

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Jack Price Author Profile Page says ...

All I can tell you is mood rings play a pivotal role in the climax.

And no, I'm not fucking around.

Posted by Jack Price Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 5:14 PM

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lesterg Author Profile Page says ...

Yep.

My favorite part is when the characters outrun wind.

Posted by lesterg Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 5:22 PM

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nemo Author Profile Page says ...

The poster looks like Shyamalan's remake of Godard's Weekend.

The plot description sounds like Shyamalan's remake of Hitchcock's The Birds, but this time ... with plants!

Posted by nemo Author Profile Page at December 10, 2007 9:23 PM

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Ogami Itto Author Profile Page says ...

"[It soon becomes clear] that the deaths have been caused by the release of a toxin by surrounding plant life in an evolutionary last-ditch attempt to protect themselves from the predator that endangers them the most."

So basically this movie is like a boring version of Day of the Triffids, only the killer plants don't move around and eat people.

Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time.

They're toys in a trashcan.

Goddamnit! SPOILER WARNING please.

But I still want to know: Will they use the Diana Ross and the Supremes song?

How about some love for "The Happening" by the Pixies?

Posted by Ogami Itto Author Profile Page at December 11, 2007 5:22 AM

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Howlingman Author Profile Page says ...

"How about some love for "The Happening" by the Pixies?"

First time I heard about this project and its title, my first reaction was "M. Night's a Black Francis fan."

Posted by Howlingman Author Profile Page at December 11, 2007 5:32 AM

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Movie Watcher Author Profile Page says ...

The story almost sounds like "Cell", by Stephen King. Very similar. I think it's going to be made into a movie. M. Night has missed on some of his movies, I hope this is a good one.

Posted by Movie Watcher Author Profile Page at December 11, 2007 5:55 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

I'm glad Ogami finally played the Day of the Triffids card. The beginning of that movie still sticks with me to this day. The spores come to Earth in a brilliant light show that the inhabitants of the planet cannot ignore, but which blinds them all and makes them easy pickings for the walking plants. Talk about doing your homework before the invasion.

That is flat-out brilliant, and so far out of M. Night's league it's not even funny.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at December 11, 2007 7:09 AM

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Sean Author Profile Page says ...

When I saw 'Lady in the Water', I thought it was not only a career-killer, but one of the best "so terrible you really have to watch it movies" I'd ever seen.

But then Richard Kelly raised the bar, and gave us 'Southland Tales', and I thought, "Well, shit, that can't be beat."

It looks like Night isn't giving up without a fight. This is like the shitty-movie equivalent of 'Revolver' / 'Pet Sounds' / 'Sergeant Pepper'.

Posted by Sean Author Profile Page at December 11, 2007 10:34 AM

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Jay T. Author Profile Page says ...

This will either be fantastic or horrible... no in-between.

Posted by Jay T. Author Profile Page at December 11, 2007 3:43 PM

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