"Reports of strange deaths begin to come in from cities around the world. It's only after the main characters -- Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel -- begin their trek out of Philadelphia do they begin to realize the scope of the death toll. People everywhere are succumbing to an urge to kill themselves. [It soon becomes clear] that the deaths have been caused by the release of a toxin by surrounding plant life in an evolutionary last-ditch attempt to protect themselves from the predator that endangers them the most." -- from a 1.7.07 online script review by Rich Drees.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 10, 2007 at 10:44 AM
comment #1
Hash
says ...
Gay.
Posted by Hash
at December 10, 2007 11:01 AM
comment #2
Unison
says ...
Totally gay.
Posted by Unison
at December 10, 2007 11:05 AM
comment #3
actionman
says ...
that's mature.
Sounds like a cool idea for an R-rated thriller. I hated Lady in the Water but have enjoyed all of M. Night's other films so I'm looking forward to this.
Nice poster...creepy.
Posted by actionman
at December 10, 2007 11:05 AM
comment #4
tophertilson
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THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW was so ludicrous it set back the cause of global warming five years. This one ought to have Republicans torching what's left of the rainforest just for giggles.
Posted by tophertilson
at December 10, 2007 11:06 AM
comment #5
DavidF
says ...
Sounds like The Stand and about 20 other post-apocolyptic tales.
Shyamalan is a talented guy, I'm pretty sure, but it's time to try something different.
SIXTH SENSE-Good, if overhyped.
UNBREAKABLE-Underrated and overhyped. Of all his films, the most likely to actually GAIN in standing.
SIGNS-Not bad. But the aliens who didn't know our planet is mostly water are at least as dumb as the aliens in War of the Worlds. It's called research, folks.
VILLAGE-Some good stuff but getting real tired, real fast. When people are watching the trailer and trying to guess what the twist is, you've worn out your welcome. (I guessed right).
LADY IN THE WATER - Didn't see it.
THE HAPPENING - seems like more of the same.
Posted by DavidF
at December 10, 2007 11:08 AM
comment #6
PerfectTommy
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"We've sensed it.
We've seen the signs.
Now it's happening."
I hope later posters read;
"It takes a village.
We've watered it.
Now it's happening."
Oh well. I did love "Sixth Sense", "Unbreakable" and "Signs", so I do hope M. Night is back on track.
Posted by PerfectTommy
at December 10, 2007 11:08 AM
comment #7
berkguru
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Shamalan needs to go away - dude is a hack. Total rip off of so many other stories out there. And it wont be Rated R I promise you
Posted by berkguru
at December 10, 2007 11:13 AM
comment #8
Joe Leydon
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But I still want to know: Will they use the Diana Ross and the Supremes song?
Posted by Joe Leydon
at December 10, 2007 11:15 AM
comment #9
T. S. Idiot
says ...
"Will they use the Diana Ross and the Supremes song?"
What about cameos for Faye Dunaway, Michael Parks, George Maharis, and the immortal Luke Askew?
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at December 10, 2007 11:20 AM
comment #10
Rich S.
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I wonder if this will beat the adaptation of The Ruins into the theaters. I don't want to spoil anything, but those who have read The Ruins will know why.
Posted by Rich S.
at December 10, 2007 11:21 AM
comment #11
Crow T Robot
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Shyamalan needs to get hungry again. Someone needs to take away his big house, his cool car and his hot wife. CAA or whoever needs to drop him. He needs to feel the pangs of creative failure and start over from scratch. The guy is clearly in Ego Land. He's lost all connection to the spirit that made The Sixth Sense so great.
Posted by Crow T Robot
at December 10, 2007 11:21 AM
comment #12
Gabriel
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"It takes a village.
We've watered it.
Now it's happening."
HA HA HA
Personally, I'm rooting for Radiohead's "How To Disappear Completely" to be used here somehow.
Posted by Gabriel
at December 10, 2007 11:23 AM
comment #13
lesterg
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I don't think I could have hated this script more.
If Night's name weren't on the cover, you'd swear someone like Dean Devlin was responsible. It's that moronic, corny and painful.
Posted by lesterg
at December 10, 2007 11:29 AM
comment #14
giantman
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"The Happening" is a horrible title, makes it sound like a group of ex-sixties-hippies are getting together to wipe out mankind, or something. Good grief.
Posted by giantman
at December 10, 2007 11:32 AM
comment #15
Craig Kennedy
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In the immortal words of Roger Ebert: "This is my happening and it freaks me out."
Posted by Craig Kennedy
at December 10, 2007 11:41 AM
comment #16
Josh Massey
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Rich: That's what I thought of as well. And no, The Ruins will beat it into theaters by two months.
Posted by Josh Massey
at December 10, 2007 11:41 AM
comment #17
Mr. Gittes
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So now the post - Oscar era for Wahlberg begins...
Posted by Mr. Gittes
at December 10, 2007 11:43 AM
comment #18
Geoff
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I like THE GREEN EFFECT better.
Rich S.-
I know what you're saying about THE RUINS, but I'm worried about that adaptation in general. What a ridiculously hard screenplay that would be...in my opinion. I mean, it's full of great imagery that can give you chills....but it's all about being inside a characters head and exploring human nature and why the characters act the way they do. Hard to convey. And from what I've heard they're already changing the nature of the threat in slight ways.
Posted by Geoff
at December 10, 2007 11:45 AM
comment #19
Abbey Normal
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Unless Andy Kaufman is involved, I want nothing to do with this "happening."
Posted by Abbey Normal
at December 10, 2007 11:55 AM
comment #20
raskimono
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I read the The Happening when it was sent out as the Green Effect and everybody thought it was a very strong script. It actually read like War of the Worlds meets Signs. In fact we were calling Signs II. It was a very good read with one of the weaknesses of Spielberg's script, the clammy opening of the ineffectual Dad and son relationship that Shyamalan used as well. He was asked to strengthen the characters which he did and there is no way it won't be a big hit. It read better than Signs even with the flaws. This is no Day after Tomorrow. It actually makes you empathize with the global warming trend.
Posted by raskimono
at December 10, 2007 12:13 PM
comment #21
The Hoyk
says ...
The early '80's Australian thriller LONG WEEKEND (reportedly up for a remake by STORM WARNING director Jamie Blanks) had an effective minimalist variation on this idea: a callow bickering married couple go on holiday and abuse their surroundings, and then in turn become the prey for nature's revenge.
Posted by The Hoyk
at December 10, 2007 12:15 PM
comment #22
Howlingman
says ...
And it looks like an M. Night posting's comments have surged past the Indy one. Interesting.
Posted by Howlingman
at December 10, 2007 12:16 PM
comment #23
jeffmcm
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Shyamalan is a good director who has the bad judgment to work with a terrible writer.
Posted by jeffmcm
at December 10, 2007 12:21 PM
comment #24
actionman
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"And it wont be Rated R I promise you"
It is rated R...I can promise you
Posted by actionman
at December 10, 2007 12:23 PM
comment #25
lesterg
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"This is no Day after Tomorrow. It actually makes you empathize with the global warming trend."
It's a killer plant movie.
Posted by lesterg
at December 10, 2007 12:36 PM
comment #26
Arran
says ...
Awful title. Especially in tandem with the tagline: "Now it's happening...THE HAPPENING." Wow.
Posted by Arran
at December 10, 2007 12:40 PM
comment #27
bb
says ...
Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time.
Posted by bb
at December 10, 2007 12:50 PM
comment #28
rocco
says ...
Why do people insist on saying the aliens' aversion to water was a loophole in 'Signs'?
Human beings put themselves in precarious situations all the time...in front of lava flows, out in the expansive, cold vacuum of Space, and, gee, some even delve thousands of meters below water where, without protection, they'd be crushed and drowned.
Posted by rocco
at December 10, 2007 12:56 PM
comment #29
jeffmcm
says ...
Yeah, but when we do those things we wear protective suits, and these aliens just ran around naked.
Posted by jeffmcm
at December 10, 2007 1:03 PM
comment #30
Rich S.
says ...
The stills from The Ruins on IMDB do not give me great hope. I thought The Ruins was a good, creepy read, until they revealed the nature of the monster. Then, when I tried to visualize it, it just came off very silly. You are right, Geoff, the really scary stuff is all internal to the characters.
Posted by Rich S.
at December 10, 2007 1:06 PM
comment #31
DavidF
says ...
The water thing in Signs isn't a fatal flaw, per se but, really...if you are attacking a planet to colonize it for your own uses and water kills you, there are probably some other planets you might want to look at. Heck, WE are mostly water.
I mentioned War of the Worlds (the book and movie) too because the bacteria thing seems like such a deus ex machina. The aliens went to all that effort, tore the shit out of the planet and didn't know we had germs here?? (Perhaps this is a bigger flaw in the Spielberg film since he has the martians already hiding here).
That's not to say that in real life we don't see horribly botched invasions of places where it's clear the leaders didn' t know what they were getting in to....
Posted by DavidF
at December 10, 2007 1:18 PM
comment #32
Dave
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First off, the title *is* as awful as everyone is saying. It sounds like a Simpsons parody.
Second off, everyone is focusing on the global warming plotline-- "The plants fight back! And this time, it's personal!"
Personally, I find the "people kill themselves" angle far more derivative of a slew of other projects-- namely Stephen King's Cell, The Signal, 28 Days Later, etc.
Posted by Dave
at December 10, 2007 1:24 PM
comment #33
Dave
says ...
BTW, I haven't read The Ruins, but as long as we're talking internal monologue problems-- can someone tell me how the hell are they going to make a movie out of Cormac McCarthy's The Road? It's *all* internal, or conversations with a child. Unless they do a lot of flashbacks, I'm guessing it's gonna be a silent movie.
Posted by Dave
at December 10, 2007 1:26 PM
comment #34
Rich S.
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My hat is off to whomever tries to adapt The Road. If it's not handled right, it will be two hours of a guy coughing and pushing a shopping cart through the snow, with kid in tow. It's a haunting book, but for my money virtually unadaptable.
Now Max Brooks' World War Z, on the other hand...
Posted by Rich S.
at December 10, 2007 1:37 PM
comment #35
Geoff
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Yeah Dave, same applies to THE ROAD. Silent movie is right.
Posted by Geoff
at December 10, 2007 1:37 PM
comment #36
tophertilson
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Unless they're willing to make the tough choices and depart radically from the book, I don't see THE ROAD working as a movie. I'm sure they're going to be looking to NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN for guidance, but that movie provides the wrong template -- putting the book up on the screen nearly beat for beat, word for word. That strategy worked for the Coens, but it ain't gonna work on THE ROAD.
Posted by tophertilson
at December 10, 2007 1:41 PM
comment #37
corey3rd
says ...
People in Philly are merely choking like the Eagles.
Posted by corey3rd
at December 10, 2007 1:47 PM
comment #38
Reedyb
says ...
Reminds me of the ecological horror of Frogs!
Man, that would be a good remake for M. Night.
I'm also of a mind that World War Z could be great, but The Road sounds problematic (and I read The Ruins about the same time and really don't want to see that one, either).
Posted by Reedyb
at December 10, 2007 1:48 PM
comment #39
Movie fan09
says ...
toxin by surrounding plant life in an evolutionary last-ditch attempt to protect themselves from the predator that endangers them the most."
i see the famous m night shayamalan twist a mile away.
it's either aliens, polluted water, or some kind of global warming related bit.
Posted by Movie fan09
at December 10, 2007 1:55 PM
comment #40
Movie fan09
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"This is no Day after Tomorrow. It actually makes you empathize with the global warming trend."
wow.
i was right and i didn't even see that comment!
Posted by Movie fan09
at December 10, 2007 1:59 PM
comment #41
jimjonesiii
says ...
“It's a killer plant movieâ€Â.
Coming from M. Night, I bet is more a lyric meditation about The Blindess of Humankind (that prevent it to see Lady in the Water).
“Perhaps this is a bigger flaw in the Spielberg film since he has the martians already hiding hereâ€Â.
The opposite. The martians hide their machine before those virus existed.
That was a clever move by Spielberg and his writers, surely influenced by that plot hole in Signs.
Posted by jimjonesiii
at December 10, 2007 2:33 PM
comment #42
jeffmcm
says ...
Where are you getting "The Martians hide their machine before those virus existed"?
The movie never said they were Martians and it never said it was a virus, let alone a specific virus that's come into existence...when?
Posted by jeffmcm
at December 10, 2007 2:40 PM
comment #43
christian
says ...
I love that song.
Posted by christian
at December 10, 2007 3:08 PM
comment #44
lesterg
says ...
"i see the famous m night shayamalan twist a mile away.
it's either aliens, polluted water, or some kind of global warming related bit."
No twist. The only "surprise" comes in the form of a plot point ripped off from Ghostbusters 2.
Posted by lesterg
at December 10, 2007 4:15 PM
comment #45
MDOC
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M Night's main issue is that he continues to go away from A List actors. Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson bring an audience. While Joaquin Phoenix, Paul Giamatti, and Mark Wahlberg are talented actors, they can't add enough shine to a dull product. I'd also be wary of the release date. I know the Friday the 13th tie in is clever, but against the Hulk in the midst of summer madness? I'd blink and drop back to August.
Posted by MDOC
at December 10, 2007 4:26 PM
comment #46
actionman
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"Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time."
There is no twist ending.
Posted by actionman
at December 10, 2007 4:36 PM
comment #47
le corbeau
says ...
Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time.
They're toys in a trashcan.
http://tinyurl.com/2xy5y4
Posted by le corbeau
at December 10, 2007 4:55 PM
comment #48
Jack Price
says ...
All I can tell you is mood rings play a pivotal role in the climax.
And no, I'm not fucking around.
Posted by Jack Price
at December 10, 2007 5:14 PM
comment #49
lesterg
says ...
Yep.
My favorite part is when the characters outrun wind.
Posted by lesterg
at December 10, 2007 5:22 PM
comment #50
nemo
says ...
The poster looks like Shyamalan's remake of Godard's Weekend.
The plot description sounds like Shyamalan's remake of Hitchcock's The Birds, but this time ... with plants!
Posted by nemo
at December 10, 2007 9:23 PM
comment #51
Ogami Itto
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"[It soon becomes clear] that the deaths have been caused by the release of a toxin by surrounding plant life in an evolutionary last-ditch attempt to protect themselves from the predator that endangers them the most."
So basically this movie is like a boring version of Day of the Triffids, only the killer plants don't move around and eat people.
Can somebody just tell me the completely unexpected twist ending now so I don't have to bother with the movie? It would save me time.
They're toys in a trashcan.
Goddamnit! SPOILER WARNING please.
But I still want to know: Will they use the Diana Ross and the Supremes song?
How about some love for "The Happening" by the Pixies?
Posted by Ogami Itto
at December 11, 2007 5:22 AM
comment #52
Howlingman
says ...
"How about some love for "The Happening" by the Pixies?"
First time I heard about this project and its title, my first reaction was "M. Night's a Black Francis fan."
Posted by Howlingman
at December 11, 2007 5:32 AM
comment #53
Movie Watcher
says ...
The story almost sounds like "Cell", by Stephen King. Very similar. I think it's going to be made into a movie. M. Night has missed on some of his movies, I hope this is a good one.
Posted by Movie Watcher
at December 11, 2007 5:55 AM
comment #54
Rich S.
says ...
I'm glad Ogami finally played the Day of the Triffids card. The beginning of that movie still sticks with me to this day. The spores come to Earth in a brilliant light show that the inhabitants of the planet cannot ignore, but which blinds them all and makes them easy pickings for the walking plants. Talk about doing your homework before the invasion.
That is flat-out brilliant, and so far out of M. Night's league it's not even funny.
Posted by Rich S.
at December 11, 2007 7:09 AM
comment #55
Sean
says ...
When I saw 'Lady in the Water', I thought it was not only a career-killer, but one of the best "so terrible you really have to watch it movies" I'd ever seen.
But then Richard Kelly raised the bar, and gave us 'Southland Tales', and I thought, "Well, shit, that can't be beat."
It looks like Night isn't giving up without a fight. This is like the shitty-movie equivalent of 'Revolver' / 'Pet Sounds' / 'Sergeant Pepper'.
Posted by Sean
at December 11, 2007 10:34 AM
comment #56
Jay T.
says ...
This will either be fantastic or horrible... no in-between.
Posted by Jay T.
at December 11, 2007 3:43 PM