"Vulture" synchronicity

It's comforting to read that New York's "Vulture" column shares at least some of my advance loathing for Peter Jackson's two Hobbit movies ("So, uh, great -- the sequel's going to be some Silmarillion- inspired filler crap, like all those scenes of Aragorn and Arwen pitching woo at each other, except not written by Jackson? Count us out.") And also that they've picked up on my thought about Juno's Oscar chances possibly being affected by the real-life pregnancy of 16 year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and...uhm, Lily Allen.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 19, 2007 at 1:37 PM

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Redmond Author Profile Page says ...

Lily Allen is 22 and her pregnancy was planned. But you're definitely onto something with the Jamie Lynn/Juno connection. Parents are pissed since their kids are big fans of her Nickelodeon show. Yeah, kids shouldn't be looking to these teeny-boppers for morals, but getting knocked up at 16 shouldn't be presented as a viable option for the average teenager who doesn't have a financial empire built on their older sister's exploitation. (I'm talking 'bout Brit-Brit.)

Posted by Redmond Author Profile Page at December 19, 2007 2:08 PM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

I am already sick of the Hobbit movies and they haven't even started making them yet!

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at December 19, 2007 2:17 PM

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Mr B Author Profile Page says ...

I might be excited, being a fan of the books and the first two movies. But the third movie plus King Kong are long winded un-entertaining bores to me. Damn you Jeff, you have made a nonbeliever out of me too!

Posted by Mr B Author Profile Page at December 19, 2007 2:51 PM

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Balerion Author Profile Page says ...

I don't know what the Vulture column is talking about. The 60-year-gap that this "sequel" is supposed to bridge has f-all to do with the Silmarillion.

I'm worried by this sequel idea as well, but for other reasons, namely that the only place to fill in the gaps would be the Appendix to LotR ... and while there's a lot of interesting stuff, it's not enough to sustain a film without a great deal of invention from the screewriters. I'm not really interested in seeing what will, essentially, be the cinematic equivalent of fan fiction.

If Tolkien had written a book that bridged the gap, that'd be something else.

Posted by Balerion Author Profile Page at December 19, 2007 2:56 PM

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UnChien Author Profile Page says ...

Screw The Hobbit, I want to see the War of Wrath. Men, elves, orcs, balrogs, dragons, 3D, oh my...

Posted by UnChien Author Profile Page at December 19, 2007 3:01 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Fan fiction is boring, but maybe if it was Frodo/Sam slash fan fiction we'd have something. With a $150m budget.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at December 19, 2007 4:43 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

THE TWO TOWERS and KING KONG belong in any discussion of best films of the decade. You need to get off it Wells.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at December 19, 2007 10:54 PM

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MattyC Author Profile Page says ...

Burma:

King Kong.

Best of the Decade.

Really?

Posted by MattyC Author Profile Page at December 20, 2007 12:52 AM

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transmogrifier Author Profile Page says ...

I can't believe the backlash that King Kong met with upon its release. To my mind, it's a better film than ANY summer film released in the last, say, 5 years. That's not saying a hell of a lot, of course, but I'm always bemused when it regularly gets hauled out and beaten to a pulp by anonymous messageboarders the net over.

Posted by transmogrifier Author Profile Page at December 20, 2007 5:32 AM

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Meegosh Author Profile Page says ...

Bridging the gap of 60 years betweent he books? What the hell is that. Nothing happened in those 60 years, if it did, he would have written about it. Not to mention the fact that the LOTR trilogy mentioned nothing about whatever crap they make up unlike The Hobbit that was referenced many times. Hopefully they come to their senses and just make two movies out of the Hobbit and don't add anything to it. Given that the book was just as long as the other three I would think it would be easy to make two 2 hr long movies instead of one that with the directors cut would probably be 3.5 to 4 hrs long.

Posted by Meegosh Author Profile Page at December 20, 2007 5:54 AM

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DavidF Author Profile Page says ...

I agree that a "bridging" story seems pointless.
The whole point is that the ring is there but no one knows what it is so there's really nothing to show except The Young Aragorn Chronicles.

And delving into the Silmarilion...well, like the columnist, that gives me shivers. Still, there is so much periperheral Tolkien stuff out there that, given their writing track record, I believe Jackson, Walsh and Boyens will have something worthwhile up their sleeves.

I'm sure money is a factor this time around but let's not forget: New Line are the ones who went with 3 films in the first place when Miramax wanted 1 or 2.

Posted by DavidF Author Profile Page at December 20, 2007 6:34 AM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Yes MattyC, if you were to have a discussion about the best films of the decade, and bring into about 25 or 30 films, then KING KONG, for me, would be there.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at December 20, 2007 2:03 PM

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