Dergarabedian

Tommy Lee Jones and Susan Sarandon's expressions capture the way I tend to feel whenever I read a box-office assessment story quoting Media by Numbers president Paul Dergarabedian. A dependable, well-liked guy, but he zones people out. Not sassy or colorful enough. We need a movie stats guy who talks like Yogi Berra.


Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 3, 2008 at 4:20 PM

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berg Author Profile Page says ...

Yogi Dergarabedian on Be Kind Rewind: "90% of the gross is the first weekend, the other half is the next week." ... on the Landmark Metro: "If people don't want to come out to the theater, nobody's going to stop them." ...

Posted by berg Author Profile Page at January 3, 2008 5:37 PM

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berg Author Profile Page says ...

Yogi Dergarabedian on the opening weekend numbers for the remake of The Taking of Pelham One Two Three: "It's like Deja Vu all over again."

Posted by berg Author Profile Page at January 3, 2008 5:39 PM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

How about someone who just speaks English? And that includes avoiding outdated industry jargon like 'boffo' or 'ayem'.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at January 3, 2008 7:39 PM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to jeffmcm: Simple English is beautiful, but cautious generic assessments in droning, tedious, cookie-cutter English is all we tend to get from Dergarabedian. A flavorful commentator with a little wit and color would be more welcome. Yogi Berra was an ox in a certain sense, but he was, in his own way, beautiful when he opined & ruminated. Why do you always sound like the quintessential Mother Hubbard, jeffmcm, with the Victorian cloth dress and the yarn-and-sewing needle basket by your side?

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at January 4, 2008 5:48 AM

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