I never could see Crispin Glover inside the "Grendel" in Robert Zemeckis's Beowulf. But I can foresee some people out there in ticket-buying land seeing...uhm, experiencing a little flashback ping in the coming days. Maybe. That's all I'm going to say.

Does anyone remember that scene in At Close Range when Sean Penn and his gang are getting ready to rob a truck, and Penn tells Crispin Glover to stand watch and tell them when he sees it coming down the road? Glover eventually spots it, but he can't just spit out the words "here it comes." Because he's "Crispin Glover", he gets all spazzy and tongue-tied as he says in that half-nerdy, half-girly voice with one of his hands patting the back of his head, "Uhhmm....haaaeeeyyy? ....here comes the truck!"
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 11, 2008 at 1:48 PM
comment #1
tophertilson
says ...
Is "Grendel" handing out the Golden Globes on NBC?
Posted by tophertilson
at January 11, 2008 2:06 PM
comment #2
Walter Sobchak
says ...
"Why do you think there's so many fucking welfare cases in this country? Why do think that Russia is gearing up to kick our asses, man? No I won't drink my fucking beer. I'm talking here, these things are important to me."
"Somebody fucking narcked!"
-Layne
Posted by Walter Sobchak
at January 11, 2008 2:08 PM
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gruver1
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Wells to Tophertilson: Damn...somebody posted it before me!
Posted by gruver1
at January 11, 2008 2:08 PM
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Crow T Robot
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You know between this and the Back To The Future sequels, Zemeckis has become the go-to-guy for concealing Crispin Glover's face.
Posted by Crow T Robot
at January 11, 2008 2:11 PM
comment #5
Sean
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http://brokedownpalace.tumblr.com/post/23537606
Serendipitous.
Posted by Sean
at January 11, 2008 2:13 PM
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actionman
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Is Crispin Glover really handing out the GG's?
Posted by actionman
at January 11, 2008 2:29 PM
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hypeful
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Woah, wait, what? Glover or Grendel is handing out the GG's?!? And does this mean there's a chance Anton Ego will be passing out Oscars next month?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aPfN_zYKxNQ
Posted by hypeful
at January 11, 2008 2:55 PM
comment #8
RoyBatty
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A mention of BEOWULF on HE these days is kinda like some dude pointing out a kid at a family gathering to say "Oh, yeah that's my son from my first marriage" as an afterthought.
What happened to the love, Wells?
Posted by RoyBatty
at January 11, 2008 2:58 PM
comment #9
gruver1
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I was kidding....goofing. About Glover announcing the Globes, I mean. What do you mean, "where's the love"? Beowulf had its time, it opened, I wrote a byunch of love items and then it went away. What do you want me to do, go all "Zodiac" on it?
Posted by gruver1
at January 11, 2008 3:07 PM
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actionman
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Oh...bummer...that was an inspired idea...would've been hysterical.
Posted by actionman
at January 11, 2008 3:09 PM
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christian
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Ian Sinclair? Ian? Hullo?
Posted by christian
at January 11, 2008 3:19 PM
comment #12
Circumvrent
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Gloverfield?
Posted by Circumvrent
at January 11, 2008 3:22 PM
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Devin Faraci
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Did Ian Sinclair kill himself?
Posted by Devin Faraci
at January 11, 2008 3:24 PM
comment #14
George Prager
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA
Posted by George Prager
at January 11, 2008 3:29 PM
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BurmaShave
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Does Crispin play "Clover", or are you planning to murder him?
Posted by BurmaShave
at January 11, 2008 3:44 PM
comment #16
jeffmcm
says ...
Weirdest thread ever.
Posted by jeffmcm
at January 11, 2008 3:53 PM
comment #17
tophertilson
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Yeah, but jeffmcm, look who it's about. Content dictates form and all that jazz.
Posted by tophertilson
at January 11, 2008 4:04 PM
comment #18
George Prager
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"Did Ian Sinclair kill himself?"
Yes.
Posted by George Prager
at January 11, 2008 4:08 PM
comment #19
George Prager
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"I remember when I was a young executive at the company. We used to call the old man names. Ironbutt...boner...once we even called him asshole. But there was always respect...and we always knew where to draw the line. And you just crossed it Buddy Boy!"
Posted by George Prager
at January 11, 2008 4:10 PM
comment #20
Craig Kennedy
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"Did Ian Sinclair kill himself?"
In a manner of speaking...yes. I guess you missed that whole unmasking/melding-of-multiple-personalities thread.
Good times.
Posted by Craig Kennedy
at January 11, 2008 4:42 PM
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le corbeau
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Here's the deal: when Robin Wright Penn caught Sean in bed with somebody, it was Crispin Glover's mother.
Posted by le corbeau
at January 11, 2008 4:45 PM
comment #22
christian
says ...
I am your density.
Posted by christian
at January 11, 2008 5:21 PM
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Arran
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I'm only a semi-regular poster here...can someone tell me where this Ian Sinclair meltdown was? Sounds amusing.
Posted by Arran
at January 11, 2008 6:46 PM
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jeffmcm
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He never had a 'meltdown' but his true identity was exposed as playwright Hunter Tremayne. Then he tried to use another identity, Mistress Malevolent, which didn't last very long either. Then he finally realized everyone was sick of him and he went away, proclaiming that Beowulf, Enchanted, and The Golden Compass would all be best picture nominees into the night.
You can see a sample of his work - and his be-hatted visage - here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liJi4F-SnGU
Posted by jeffmcm
at January 11, 2008 6:54 PM
comment #25
christian
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I miss him and her.
Posted by christian
at January 11, 2008 7:19 PM
comment #26
Arran
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So Ian Sinclair is the main character of this play "Ian Sinclair" wrote? Was he supposed to be posting in character or something?
He was right about The Golden Compass, though. Statistics show that all movies with wrassling polar bears are nominated.
Posted by Arran
at January 11, 2008 7:25 PM
comment #27
Rich S.
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"What do you want me to do, go all 'Zodiac' on it?"
Golly, he really does read all our crap.
I feel loved.
Posted by Rich S.
at January 12, 2008 6:17 AM
comment #28
le corbeau
says ...
So did we ever settle this one? I assume it means the monster in Cloverfield is a bit like Grendel in its roughness and arbitrariness.
Posted by le corbeau
at January 12, 2008 3:08 PM