Earlier today N.Y. Times Oscar columnist David Carr (a.k.a., "the Bagger") came up with a few fresh titles based on the No Country for Old Men acronym (NCFOM). My favorite is No Coin Flip Ordains Mercy. It took me four minutes to come up with my own: Nihilist Crazy Fulfills Oscar Majesty. Others?
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 29, 2008 at 1:58 PM
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arch451
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necrophiliacs cum for organ meat
Posted by arch451
at January 29, 2008 2:14 PM
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PerfectTommy
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Newest Coen Film's Oscar Must
Posted by PerfectTommy
at January 29, 2008 2:19 PM
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le corbeau
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When I went to see Cloverfield (shouldn't have shown the monster, except on TV) there were several older folks coming out of There Will Be Blood complaining that there was a problem with the sound. I wonder if there really was, or if they were just mistaking the score for a technical glitch...
Posted by le corbeau
at January 29, 2008 2:20 PM
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York "Budd" Durden
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Neocon Cuntlicks For Old McCain
Posted by York "Budd" Durden
at January 29, 2008 2:24 PM
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anti-sardine
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No Comfort, Forgiveness Or Mercy
Posted by anti-sardine
at January 29, 2008 2:25 PM
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Alan Cerny
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Need Closure? Fuck Off, Moron!
Posted by Alan Cerny
at January 29, 2008 2:25 PM
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Geoff
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Mgmax, hopefully they were just pissed that it wasn't turned up enough, which is what I always want when I go to some local place. But apparently there are people who complain about being in a theater where the sound is just too loud.
I have yet to experience this.
Posted by Geoff
at January 29, 2008 2:38 PM
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York "Budd" Durden
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I saw TWBB at the Lowe's on Columbus in a THX certified aud. It kicked my ass.
Back home in SC, it still sounded good. But not as good as in NY.
Posted by York "Budd" Durden
at January 29, 2008 2:44 PM
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Markus R. Ponto
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Nobody cares for Oscar-winning movies
Posted by Markus R. Ponto
at January 29, 2008 2:48 PM
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UnChien
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New Car For Old Me
Posted by UnChien
at January 29, 2008 2:52 PM
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reelcynic
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Now
Coins
Fullfill
Others'
Misery
Posted by reelcynic
at January 29, 2008 3:06 PM
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115thDreamer
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'No Clinton Fucks-Up Obama's Mandate'.....that's for you, Jeff. Or - 'Never Clinton, Forever Obama, Man' works too.
Posted by 115thDreamer
at January 29, 2008 3:14 PM
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Major Calloway
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No Call From Overnight Man
means
Night Clerk Failed Offered Mission
because
New Caller Fingered Odd Machine
so
Notice Creaking Floorboards, Ominous Movement
therefore
Nighs Chigurh! Flee Outside, Moss!
Posted by Major Calloway
at January 29, 2008 3:26 PM
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giantman
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Nein, Cruise Fumbles Old-nazi Movie!
Posted by giantman
at January 29, 2008 3:34 PM
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Mr. Muckle
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Alan Cerny! +++ LOL
I'm not even going to try to beat that one.
Posted by Mr. Muckle
at January 29, 2008 3:44 PM
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Wiggumx
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Nine Crappy Films Of Mine (NCFOM): The Joel Schumacher Collection DVD box set
Posted by Wiggumx
at January 29, 2008 3:45 PM
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Craig Kennedy
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Hah! Nice one Alan!
Posted by Craig Kennedy
at January 29, 2008 4:21 PM
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lazarus
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No Cody Film Offers More.
Posted by lazarus
at January 29, 2008 4:33 PM
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Edward
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Good creativity, but I've got to go with Wiggumx. That got me laughing.
Posted by Edward
at January 29, 2008 4:59 PM
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romeoisbleeding
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no chance for other movies
Posted by romeoisbleeding
at January 29, 2008 7:12 PM
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romeoisbleeding
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sorry but had to throw in one for Mr. Cruise who scares me.
New childbride, family of mutants.
Posted by romeoisbleeding
at January 29, 2008 7:15 PM
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Barracuda
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Nincompoops Can Fuck Off Majorly
Posted by Barracuda
at January 29, 2008 7:55 PM
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MPNeeb
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No Cash Found on Man
Posted by MPNeeb
at January 30, 2008 2:53 AM
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adorian
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Nobody Can Forget Odd Murderer
Posted by adorian
at January 30, 2008 3:54 PM
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