NCFOM acronyms

Earlier today N.Y. Times Oscar columnist David Carr (a.k.a., "the Bagger") came up with a few fresh titles based on the No Country for Old Men acronym (NCFOM). My favorite is No Coin Flip Ordains Mercy. It took me four minutes to come up with my own: Nihilist Crazy Fulfills Oscar Majesty. Others?

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 29, 2008 at 1:58 PM

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arch451 Author Profile Page says ...

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Posted by arch451 Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:14 PM

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PerfectTommy Author Profile Page says ...

Newest Coen Film's Oscar Must

Posted by PerfectTommy Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:19 PM

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le corbeau Author Profile Page says ...

When I went to see Cloverfield (shouldn't have shown the monster, except on TV) there were several older folks coming out of There Will Be Blood complaining that there was a problem with the sound. I wonder if there really was, or if they were just mistaking the score for a technical glitch...

Posted by le corbeau Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:20 PM

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York "Budd" Durden Author Profile Page says ...

Neocon Cuntlicks For Old McCain

Posted by York "Budd" Durden Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:24 PM

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anti-sardine Author Profile Page says ...

No Comfort, Forgiveness Or Mercy

Posted by anti-sardine Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:25 PM

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Alan Cerny Author Profile Page says ...

Need Closure? Fuck Off, Moron!

Posted by Alan Cerny Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:25 PM

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Geoff Author Profile Page says ...

Mgmax, hopefully they were just pissed that it wasn't turned up enough, which is what I always want when I go to some local place. But apparently there are people who complain about being in a theater where the sound is just too loud.

I have yet to experience this.

Posted by Geoff Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:38 PM

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York "Budd" Durden Author Profile Page says ...

I saw TWBB at the Lowe's on Columbus in a THX certified aud. It kicked my ass.

Back home in SC, it still sounded good. But not as good as in NY.

Posted by York "Budd" Durden Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:44 PM

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Markus R. Ponto Author Profile Page says ...

Nobody cares for Oscar-winning movies

Posted by Markus R. Ponto Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:48 PM

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UnChien Author Profile Page says ...

New Car For Old Me

Posted by UnChien Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 2:52 PM

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reelcynic Author Profile Page says ...

Now
Coins
Fullfill
Others'
Misery

Posted by reelcynic Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 3:06 PM

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115thDreamer Author Profile Page says ...

'No Clinton Fucks-Up Obama's Mandate'.....that's for you, Jeff. Or - 'Never Clinton, Forever Obama, Man' works too.

Posted by 115thDreamer Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 3:14 PM

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Major Calloway Author Profile Page says ...

No Call From Overnight Man
means
Night Clerk Failed Offered Mission
because
New Caller Fingered Odd Machine
so
Notice Creaking Floorboards, Ominous Movement
therefore
Nighs Chigurh! Flee Outside, Moss!

Posted by Major Calloway Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 3:26 PM

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giantman Author Profile Page says ...

Nein, Cruise Fumbles Old-nazi Movie!

Posted by giantman Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 3:34 PM

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Mr. Muckle Author Profile Page says ...

Alan Cerny! +++ LOL

I'm not even going to try to beat that one.

Posted by Mr. Muckle Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 3:44 PM

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Wiggumx Author Profile Page says ...

Nine Crappy Films Of Mine (NCFOM): The Joel Schumacher Collection DVD box set

Posted by Wiggumx Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 3:45 PM

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Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page says ...

Hah! Nice one Alan!

Posted by Craig Kennedy Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 4:21 PM

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lazarus Author Profile Page says ...

No Cody Film Offers More.

Posted by lazarus Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 4:33 PM

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Edward Author Profile Page says ...

Good creativity, but I've got to go with Wiggumx. That got me laughing.

Posted by Edward Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 4:59 PM

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romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page says ...

no chance for other movies

Posted by romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 7:12 PM

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romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page says ...

sorry but had to throw in one for Mr. Cruise who scares me.
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Posted by romeoisbleeding Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 7:15 PM

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Barracuda Author Profile Page says ...

Nincompoops Can Fuck Off Majorly

Posted by Barracuda Author Profile Page at January 29, 2008 7:55 PM

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MPNeeb Author Profile Page says ...

No Cash Found on Man

Posted by MPNeeb Author Profile Page at January 30, 2008 2:53 AM

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adorian Author Profile Page says ...

Nobody Can Forget Odd Murderer

Posted by adorian Author Profile Page at January 30, 2008 3:54 PM

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