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L.A. Times-er Monica Corcoran has written one of the dozens of pre-Sundance, gearing-up-for-Park-City articles that are flooding the web right now, although hers has an unusual focus -- the necessity of sharing accommodations.

"Come Thursday, about 45,000 parka-wearing people will flock to this tiny, former mining town nestled in the Wasatch mountains. But according to the visitors bureau, there are only 23,000 pillows for all those well-coiffed heads. And these lopsided lodging logistics cause more confusion and headaches than the altitude sickness."
For journalists, Sundance is pretty much synonymous with tight accomodations and shared bathrooms. O give me a bunk and a shower and a table and a chair and some good wifi, and it's all cool. Not only do serious festivalgoers make do without outdoor hot tubs or crackling fireplaces or nouveau riche Deer Valley chateaus with 22-foot-high ceilings or those bullshit Utah buckaroo king-size bed frames. It's kind of against the mindset (the religion, if you will) to stay in a lavish place. Pricey McMansion digs are for the dilletantes and lookie-lous and -- the absolute dregs of Sundance Film Festival visitors -- skiiers.
I'm a loyal fan of Carol Rixey's Star Hotel, easily the warmest and homiest place in town. And it has great wifi, and an excellent living room with soft easy chairs and fat sofas, and a dining room with nice long table to have a nice warm breakfast in. (Comes with the room.)
"Usually, the first co-workers to arrive hit the local Albertsons supermarket to stock up the fridge and pantry in the company condo," Corcoran writes.
"Last year, we found Warner Independent's grocery list in the produce section when we were doing our shopping," says Michael Lawson, senior vice president of independent film publicity firm, mPRm. "It was so Sundance to read 'get health bars for me' and 'I want root beer.' "
"Lawson says his team of seven has a general rule to 'be respectful' in the three-bedroom mountain house with the 'stereo from 1972' that they rent out every year. There's also a sleeping annex upstairs that he likens to 'the orphanage in Cider House Rules with a row of beds along the wall."
I can tell you something -- it's the volunteers and the assistants sleeping in those Cider House beds who get all the nookie. In the mid '90s I asked an assortment of festival veterans if they'd ever gotten lucky during Sundance, and all but one said "nope." The exception was Usual Suspects and Valkyrie screenwriter Chris McQuarrie, who said yes, good things have personally happened to him in Park City but "only with an import."

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on January 14, 2008 at 10:38 AM
comment #1
vansmith
says ...
they gotta charge what 400$ a night during the festival, folksy never comes cheap..
Posted by vansmith
at January 14, 2008 11:34 AM
comment #2
thezipper
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There are 9 of us in a 3-bedroom condo.
Posted by thezipper
at January 14, 2008 11:55 AM
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T. S. Idiot
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Wells' first reference to Sundance accommodations means nine more weeks of winter.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at January 14, 2008 12:46 PM
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Devin Faraci
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The number of people being packed into my condo would make an apartment stuffed full of illegals seem spacious.
Posted by Devin Faraci
at January 14, 2008 1:13 PM
comment #5
T. Holly
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Nothing could make me bitchier than a few days of Sundance.
Posted by T. Holly
at January 14, 2008 1:29 PM
comment #6
Dirty Harry
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Think about what 45,000 people in that small town with their gas-guzzling SUVs does to Mother Earth?
It breaks my hear to think of all those people creating all that garbage and pollution in a small mountain town not environmentally prepared for the onslaught.
And imagine how much worse it would be if rank-hypocrisy created carbon? Oh, the warming it would cause...
Posted by Dirty Harry
at January 14, 2008 2:05 PM
comment #7
Devin Faraci
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Don't you have miscegenation to oppose, Dirty Harry? Shouldn't you be writing blogs where you mistakenly call Obama Osama?
Posted by Devin Faraci
at January 14, 2008 2:48 PM
comment #8
corey3rd
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it costs more money to stay in Park City than the budget of 90% of the films playing Sundance. Is this not considered irony?
Posted by corey3rd
at January 14, 2008 5:31 PM
comment #9
Dirty Harry
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Devin: I'd be a hypocrite if I opposed miscegenation and I've never referred to Obama as Osama. Over at my site we call him The Invader Of Pakistan -- because you know, pre-emtpive war is only okay with Obama when it's launched against an ally -- not a Saddam Huseein.
But really... That's your best shot? That's all you got? You know what? Because I'm a generous guy I'm gonna give you a do-over. I'm gonna forget the utter pathetic-ness of your insult, wipe the slate, and let you give it another go.
Your welcome. Love your site!
Posted by Dirty Harry
at January 15, 2008 8:52 AM
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