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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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A Test of Character

I asked the independent producer quoted below to elaborate on the eternal trusim that anyone who smacks of any kind of competitiveness or type-A ambition is always threatening to the person above them. She passed along an allegedly true story about a senior production vp who'd just taken over the job of studio president, having arranged to get his previous boss fired. Obviously not wanting the same thing to happen to himself, he had to decide which of the studio's production vps he could trust and which he couldn't. Who stays and who goes?

The studio chief decided on a brilliant deciding strategy. As an ostensible gesture of support, he offered all of the studio production vps a new car on the studio's dime, telling them to choose whatever they'd like. Almost all of them asked for a super-expensive prestige car -- BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, etc. But one studio vice-president asked for a VW Cabriolet. The studio chief decided to keep that guy and fire everyone else. He knew that anyone who would choose a Cabriolet is not that ambitious and probably a guy who deep-down sees himself as some kind of second-rater, and would therefore not scheme to get the studio chief fired down the road. He was probably right.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on March 13, 2008 at 3:04 PM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

That or the person who requested the VW Cabriolet is smarter than the studio president

But seriously, this is quite funny, and if true, not all that surprising about this town.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at March 13, 2008 3:27 PM

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Dave Author Profile Page says ...

Agree with Actionman-- I could totally see a Machiavellian seeing through a stunt like that.

"Pick the Cabriolet now. . . stab the studio chief later when they sleep."

I mean, c'mon-- who gets to be a studio VP in Hollywood *without* being ambitious and greedy?

Oh, and judging by 95% of what gets greenlit, brain-pan draining stupid as well ;-)

Posted by Dave Author Profile Page at March 13, 2008 4:10 PM

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erniesouchak Author Profile Page says ...

Actually, in many of the places I've worked, mere competence was perceived as a threat to my superior.

Posted by erniesouchak Author Profile Page at March 13, 2008 4:55 PM

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Jay T. Author Profile Page says ...

Now THAT is a great Hollywood story...

Posted by Jay T. Author Profile Page at March 13, 2008 4:55 PM

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MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

This must be a sisyphean task in an industry where 100% of the people are A-Type Assholes.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at March 13, 2008 5:30 PM

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MAGGA Author Profile Page says ...

Given the tone of the talkbacks on this site in general, it makes it difficult to say something like this and sound sincere, but I loved that story, and think it would be a good basic idea to base a great screen character on. The character of the guy who ordered the duller car could have been a Capra-esque guy until the truth dawns on you: He'll never get anywhere.

Posted by MAGGA Author Profile Page at March 13, 2008 8:37 PM

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nemo Author Profile Page says ...

I'm glad I'm not in the entertainment industry. In my company, I chose the guy who refused to accept any car because it's a frivolous waste of the company's money that jeopardizes the future survival of the company.

Posted by nemo Author Profile Page at March 13, 2008 10:50 PM

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