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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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Woody asides

A friend with access to huddlings in the Woody Allen camp says that in his next film (i.e., the one after Vicky Cristina Barcelona) Evan Rachel Wood will play Larry David's love interest. The untitled piece "is an old script that Woody wrote for himself but now he feels too old for it, so we'll get the young sexpot Larry David," I was told an hour ago.


Evan Rachel Wood

For what it's worth I think the idea is kind of nervy-cool. Bizarre but why not? What with that blood-spattered Marilyn Manson sex video last year and this bizarre piece of news (which I believe is coming from a reliable place, whether or not it plans out), Wood is seeming more and more of an oddball in terms of her romantic whatevers.

My source has also seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona and says "it's good. Not great but very good, and Penelope Cruz walks away with it. She is great in it and should wind up with an Oscar nomination. (I think.) VCB is funny and sweet and sad and way, way better then his last few movies, including Match Point.

"If [Woody] had spent just a little more time cutting it and being less lazy it could have been one of his great movies," he claims. "Still it's very good, and the sex scene [lesbian action between Scarlett Johansson and Rebeca Hall or Cuz or whomever] is really, really sexy. It's so weird that Woody Allen did it."


Posted by Jeffrey Wells on March 12, 2008 at 04:34 PM

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The Winchester [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Someone told me that Larry David and Woody Allen would be in it together, but I guess that's not the case. Shame, because I wanted to see that

Posted by The Winchester [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 05:21 PM

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Geoff [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Yeah the only thing cooler than Woody directing Larry David would be for him to be acting along side him as well. Or maybe it would just be too much.

Either way I can't help but love this.

Posted by Geoff [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 05:25 PM

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scooterzz [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

and you think jason segal doesn't look like a romantic comedy leading man......

Posted by scooterzz [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 05:25 PM

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fielding [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I think that sex scene is actually between Scarlett and Penelope. There's also a threesome involving Scarlett, Penelope and Javier Bardem.

Posted by fielding [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 05:32 PM

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lazarus [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

They gotta be able to sell this one, right? Likely something for everyone here, no matter what your sexual preference.

Posted by lazarus [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 05:39 PM

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rr3333 [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Jeff: Is Larry David worthy (ie: attractive & thin) enough to be in a film?

Posted by rr3333 [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 05:53 PM

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Edward [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

And Larry David is bald too. Hey, I'm bald, maybe I can be a movie star!

Posted by Edward [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 10:17 PM

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TheJeff [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

this bizarre piece of news (which I believe is coming from a reliable place, whether or not it plans out)

It was reported by Entertainment Weekly over a month ago.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/02/larry-david-to.html

Posted by TheJeff [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 11:21 PM

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Bob Violence [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Larry and Woody sharing the screen would cancel each other out and probably rip a hole in the universe, or something. At least David should make a more convincing surrogate Woody than Kenneth Branagh.

Posted by Bob Violence [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 12, 2008 11:27 PM

comment #10

korryer [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Did you ever posted your profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called wealthysoulmate.com. I saw your profile there few weeks ago.

Posted by korryer [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2008 01:00 AM

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christian [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Larry David was in RADIO DAYS.

Posted by christian [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2008 10:02 AM

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johnc [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

The very idea of Larry David with his gnarled creepy hands (not to mention his lips) on Evan Rachel Wood makes me want to heave...

Posted by johnc [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2008 10:54 AM

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T. S. Idiot [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Woody and LD share the screen in Oedipus Wrecks.

Posted by T. S. Idiot [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2008 11:19 AM

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nemo [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

As long as neither Larry David nor Woody Allen are in the sex scenes . . .

Woody Allen (72) is too old for Evan Rachel Wood (20), and Larry David (61) is not? Yeah, whatever.

George Clooney (46) is too old for Evan Rachel Wood. Hell, Ewan Macgregor (36) and Colin Farrell (31) are too damn old for Evan Rachel Wood!

The funniest part of Scoop was when Scarlett tried to pass off Woody as her father. I was waiting for someone to say he looks more like your grandfather.

Posted by nemo [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 13, 2008 12:27 PM

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