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A friend with access to huddlings in the Woody Allen camp says that in his next film (i.e., the one after Vicky Cristina Barcelona) Evan Rachel Wood will play Larry David's love interest. The untitled piece "is an old script that Woody wrote for himself but now he feels too old for it, so we'll get the young sexpot Larry David," I was told an hour ago.

For what it's worth I think the idea is kind of nervy-cool. Bizarre but why not? What with that blood-spattered Marilyn Manson sex video last year and this bizarre piece of news (which I believe is coming from a reliable place, whether or not it plans out), Wood is seeming more and more of an oddball in terms of her romantic whatevers.
My source has also seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona and says "it's good. Not great but very good, and Penelope Cruz walks away with it. She is great in it and should wind up with an Oscar nomination. (I think.) VCB is funny and sweet and sad and way, way better then his last few movies, including Match Point.
"If [Woody] had spent just a little more time cutting it and being less lazy it could have been one of his great movies," he claims. "Still it's very good, and the sex scene [lesbian action between Scarlett Johansson and Rebeca Hall or Cuz or whomever] is really, really sexy. It's so weird that Woody Allen did it."

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on March 12, 2008 at 4:34 PM
comment #1
The Winchester
says ...
Someone told me that Larry David and Woody Allen would be in it together, but I guess that's not the case. Shame, because I wanted to see that
Posted by The Winchester
at March 12, 2008 5:21 PM
comment #2
Geoff
says ...
Yeah the only thing cooler than Woody directing Larry David would be for him to be acting along side him as well. Or maybe it would just be too much.
Either way I can't help but love this.
Posted by Geoff
at March 12, 2008 5:25 PM
comment #3
scooterzz
says ...
and you think jason segal doesn't look like a romantic comedy leading man......
Posted by scooterzz
at March 12, 2008 5:25 PM
comment #4
fielding
says ...
I think that sex scene is actually between Scarlett and Penelope. There's also a threesome involving Scarlett, Penelope and Javier Bardem.
Posted by fielding
at March 12, 2008 5:32 PM
comment #5
lazarus
says ...
They gotta be able to sell this one, right? Likely something for everyone here, no matter what your sexual preference.
Posted by lazarus
at March 12, 2008 5:39 PM
comment #6
rr3333
says ...
Jeff: Is Larry David worthy (ie: attractive & thin) enough to be in a film?
Posted by rr3333
at March 12, 2008 5:53 PM
comment #7
Edward
says ...
And Larry David is bald too. Hey, I'm bald, maybe I can be a movie star!
Posted by Edward
at March 12, 2008 10:17 PM
comment #8
TheJeff
says ...
this bizarre piece of news (which I believe is coming from a reliable place, whether or not it plans out)
It was reported by Entertainment Weekly over a month ago.
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/02/larry-david-to.html
Posted by TheJeff
at March 12, 2008 11:21 PM
comment #9
Bob Violence
says ...
Larry and Woody sharing the screen would cancel each other out and probably rip a hole in the universe, or something. At least David should make a more convincing surrogate Woody than Kenneth Branagh.
Posted by Bob Violence
at March 12, 2008 11:27 PM
comment #10
korryer
says ...
Did you ever posted your profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called wealthysoulmate.com. I saw your profile there few weeks ago.
Posted by korryer
at March 13, 2008 1:00 AM
comment #11
christian
says ...
Larry David was in RADIO DAYS.
Posted by christian
at March 13, 2008 10:02 AM
comment #12
johnc
says ...
The very idea of Larry David with his gnarled creepy hands (not to mention his lips) on Evan Rachel Wood makes me want to heave...
Posted by johnc
at March 13, 2008 10:54 AM
comment #13
T. S. Idiot
says ...
Woody and LD share the screen in Oedipus Wrecks.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at March 13, 2008 11:19 AM
comment #14
nemo
says ...
As long as neither Larry David nor Woody Allen are in the sex scenes . . .
Woody Allen (72) is too old for Evan Rachel Wood (20), and Larry David (61) is not? Yeah, whatever.
George Clooney (46) is too old for Evan Rachel Wood. Hell, Ewan Macgregor (36) and Colin Farrell (31) are too damn old for Evan Rachel Wood!
The funniest part of Scoop was when Scarlett tried to pass off Woody as her father. I was waiting for someone to say he looks more like your grandfather.
Posted by nemo
at March 13, 2008 12:27 PM
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