Wednesday, April 30, 2008
"In Jean Luc Godard's 'return to zero' film Le Gai Savoir, a pretty woman is shown reading a poem in front of a wall adorned with large images of Batman, the Hulk and Spiderman. Four decades ago none of those mutated heroes were well known outside culture mongers and kids reading comics. Flash forward to the present and those iconic images are what sell current movies. In fact they're all present this summer if you replace Peter Parker with Bruce Banner. Name a filmmaker working now with a film that has a single frame that identifies the zeitgeist of 2048." -- HE...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:46 PM on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
I know one thing about Pat Dollard and his Young Americans footage (i.e., taken during his adventures in Iraq), which is that it's taken way too long to show up in some format -- TV series, feature doc, whatever. And I'm past believing it's because entertainment-industry liberals aren't being helpful because he's an eccentric rightie who's pro-war. Anything that takes this long to be put before the public has something wrong with it. I tried reaching him once and he couldn't be bothered...hah!
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:12 PM on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
"Critics of ultra-violent video games will not be the only ones watching carefully as the latest installment of the Grand Theft Auto series is released tomorrow," writes the Guardian's Bobbie Johnson. This because "the suits in Hollywood are anxious that it may dent the profits of their summer blockbusters.

"Grand Theft Auto IV, the latest in the 18-rated crime series, which sees players take on the role of eastern European tough guy Niko Bellic, is expected to break sales records. Millions of fans of the GTA series worldwide are expected to shell out about 40...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:57 PM on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Iron Man (Paramount, 5.2) boasts a perfect Robert Downey performance and delivers some moderately satisfying summer-movie highs in a right-down-the- middle sort of way, but it's been over-praised. It does a lot more clomping around than dancing or shuffling, and we've all had enough clomp to last a lifetime. This movie doesn't deserve a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 94% from the regulars and an 88% from the elites. It's more a B-plus type of thing. Which is not a put-down.

Iron Man is fine as far as it goes, but too often I felt underwhelmed....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:06 PM on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:02 PM on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Last night I finally saw Recount (HBO, debuting 5.25), and I feel no hesitancy whatsoever in calling it totally crackerjack -- a throughly engaging, first-rate political drama that gets you off. It's also fair to use the word "brilliant," I think. It's no small feat to make a gripping film that's mostly about a bunch of middle-aged political operatives bickering and maneuvering over vote counts, media statements, lawsuits, court decisions, dimpled chads and all that jazz. But director Jay Roach and first-time screenwriter Danny Strong have done this.

This despite the fact that in a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:21 AM on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
"Lawrence of Latin America," my Huffington Post article about Steven Soderbergh's two forthcoming films about Ernesto "Che" Guevara, went up a few minutes ago. I've said some of the same things in previous postings, but here are two taster graphs anyway:

"If you love epic-styled movies you've certainly seen and loved Lawrence of Arabia, which also means you've been influenced by the great win-lose Lawrence theme. The first half of David Lean's Oscar-winning 1962 film is mostly about climbing the mountain -- the dream, the struggle and the rush of an enigmatic hero fighting...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:30 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Nicole Kidman is intending to star in a Dusty Springfield biopic ('60s music, manic perfectionist streak, lesbian longings, drugs and booze, early death) being written by Michael Cunningham. Great, but there's a side issue. It isn't mentioned in this New York "Vulture" piece, but it seems too coincidental for this project to be announced two and a half months after a play about Springfield called "Stay Forever: The Life and Music of Dusty Springfield," played for three weeks last February (2.7 through 2.24) at the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center.

Many industry people caught...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:24 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
After he finishes Mary, Queen of Scots, Phillip Noyce will probably direct The Art of Making Money, a DreamWorks project about Art Williams, a real-life Chicago counterfeiter who printed more than $10 million in fake bills, etc. The guy is currently doing time for this. Screenwriter Frank Baldwin is adapting Jason Kersten's Rolling Stone 2005 profile of Williams.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:56 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Mel Gibson isn't Mel Gibson any more. The last time "that guy" appeared in a film was What Women Want. Since the Malibu DUI arrest he's gotten too heavy and thin of hair to be an attractive box-office draw. To me he'll always be the bearded wacko in the flannel shirt with a shave. The upside is that Edge of Darkness, an adaptation of a six-hour BBC miniseries, has been written by the great William Monaghan (The Departed) and the very competent Martin Campbell.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:27 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
I worked for three hours this morning on a piece about Steven Soderbergh's Che Guevara films, The Argentine and Guerilla, for another website, hence my silence. It feels like a funny thing to write something longish (1700 words) and send it off and then...wait. I've become accustomed to instant gratification.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:11 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Come the fall Steven Soderbergh will direct The Girlfriend Experience -- a 14-day quickie about "the world of prostitution from the vantage point of a $10,000-a- night call girl" (according to Variety's Michael Fleming). This will probably be one of Soderbergh's interesting sidelight films, most likely. Soderbergh, who "gets" women, hasn't mined this turf enough.
But it's a 2929 Entertainment whatsis movie (Mark Cuban, Todd Wagner, HD Net) so let's keep things in perspective. I say this as a huge fan of Bubble, by the way. As far as I'm concerned Bubble was Soderbergh's big comeback film after being in a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:48 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
As Defamer's sum-up points out, Jon Cusack's War, Inc. has gone into the tank after showing at the Tribeca Film Festival. Reviews from N.Y. Post critic Lou Lumenick, Spoutblog's Karina Longworth and the Hollywood Reporter's Frank Sheck are viewable for all to see. But HE reader Joseph Kay has something interesting to say besides.

"Apologies if you've covered/couldn't care less about this, but John Cusack's War, Inc. silently crept into theaters here in Toronto this week, and I believe nowhere else," he writes. "The reason for...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:51 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
The trailer for Tim Burton's original Batman vs. one for Chris Nolan's The Dark Knight. The College Humor guys who put this up are using the headline "why so similar?" Indeed -- these spots are remarkably alike.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:38 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Hollywood Chicago's Adam Fendleman is pointing to an ugly, cell-phone video of the new Dark Knight trailer -- shot in a theatre with reddish tints and all the crappy ambient noise that you always get with these things. An official, much better looking version of this trailer will be viewable this Sunday.
The best thing about the trailer is Heath Ledger's voice. He's speaking in a kind of raspy Midwestern twang. Nothing at all that sounds the least bit Ennnis del Mar-ish.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:27 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
"With all that's gone down between Washington and Hollywood, it's a shame that politicians still don't trust their showbiz supporters," Politico's Jeff Ressner notes, observing that "for the most part, D.C. treats L.A. as a gigantic ATM machine and the movie business as a means to pick up campaign cool points -- while trying to keep potentially radioactive celebrities at arm's length.
"But as candidates exploit moguls and movie stars for cash and cachet, they often reject creative assistance from the artists and executives at Hollywood's dream factories."
Like -- hello? -- Oscar-winning documentarian Errol Morris? A director who has...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:56 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Barack Obama has finally thrown the Rev. Jeremiah Wright under the bus. A friend said Obama needs to throw Wright under the iron wheels of a subway train -- which I think he's now done. Less than an hour ago Obama said he was "angry," "outraged," "saddened" and "appalled" by "the spectacle that we saw yesterday," describing at one point some remarks Wright said last weekend as "ridiculous."
"At a certain point when a person contradicts what you believe fundamentally, and then he questions whether you believe it in front of the press corps...that's enough....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:12 PM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
The Cannes Film Festival has officially announced that Fernando Meirelles' Blindness (Miramax, 9.12) will open the festival on Wednesday, 5.15. Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Danny Glover and Gael Garcia Bernal costar.

On top of which a third French film -- Laurent Cantet's Entre Les Murs, with Francois Begaudeau -- has been added to the Competition:
An American film has also been added to the Competition slate: James Gray's Two Lovers, a Brooklyn-set romantic drama about a guy (River Phoenix) torn between the good woman his parents wish he would...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:05 AM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Fantasy Moguls' Steve Mason is projecting Iron Man, which I saw earlier this evening, to earn $8 million Thursday night and $103 million over the weekend for an $111 million total. Made of Honor, the counter-programmed, female-angled wedding movie with Patrick Dempsey, is looking at a decent $15 to $18 million.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:31 AM on Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
An over-examined subject, agreed, but The Australian's Eddie Cockrell has nonetheless interviewed yours truly, USA Today and Talk Cinema's Harlan Jacobson, and Hopscotch Films' co-owner Troy Lum about the uniform snubbing in this country of all the Iraq War movies. And he's done a good job of mapping it all out in very precise detail. The piece ran two days ago.
Explanation #1: "Iraq war movies have all been guilt-trippers about an ongoing conflict, whereas the Vietnam movies were all made after the last helicopter left the roof of the American embassy." Explanation #2: "There have been no surreal, eye-popping, epic-scaled...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:32 PM on Monday, April 28, 2008
"Yet Segel's flaccid member looks pathetic and laughable, especially because it's attached to a body that is doughy and pallid. It can't seriously be accused of being capable of anything, let alone of breaking a taboo. So obviously devoid of sexual intent, it symbolizes not so much his character's abject emotional condition at his girlfriend's rejection of him, but the sorry state of masculinity in American movies today." -- from still another galumph rant, this one by London Times' staffer Christopher Goodwin in yesterday's issue. Straight out of the HE playbook. He gets it, all right.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:07 PM on Monday, April 28, 2008
My political-junkie hunger suddenly faded last week. The get-Obama ugliness being generated by the Clinton campaign, the Republican attack dogs, the Reagan Democrats and the media chattering class has begun to act on my soul like Zyklon B. I'm finding myself starting to just tune it all out. For the time being, at least. After following this damn race for God knows how many months I'm starting to feel physically sick at some of things being kicked around. MSNNC's Chris Matthews began one of his shows last week by asking "is race a factor?" He actually said this in so many words.
...posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:42 PM on Monday, April 28, 2008
Iron Man gripe #1 from New Yorker critic David Denby: "Without a continuous infusion of visual poetry, digital spectacle quickly burns through one's sense of awe." Gripe #2: "There's a slightly depressed, going-through-the-motions feel to the entire show." Gripe #3: "Apart from Downey's private sense of amusement, the kidding lacks conviction."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:25 PM on Monday, April 28, 2008
The only tactical advantage to seeing Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in Cannes on 5.18 is that critics there will have a jump on those seeing it stateside by perhaps as little as seven or eight hours.

The Cannes press screening will happen at 8:30 am with reviews going up an hour or so after it ends at 10:35 am -- make that 11:30 am to 12 noon, Cote d'Azur time. That's 6:30 am to 7 am New York time, and 3:30 am to 4 am L.A. time. If U.S. domestic screenings happen...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:55 AM on Monday, April 28, 2008
One of the best critics in the business, Matt Zoller Seitz, who's recently been doing freelance reviews for the N.Y. Times, has decided to bail on the profession in order to be a filmmaker. His comments about this decision suggest he also wants to absorb life in less neurotic, more open-pored terms. You know...a little of that Frank Capra-esque, final-ten-minutes-of-It's a Wonderful Life quality from time to time.

Seitz seems to think that a film critic's life doesn't provide enough in the way of cleansing "happiness moments," like what some people get...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:01 AM on Monday, April 28, 2008
I was confused by two Amazon.com statistics regarding Fox Home Video's 5.13 DVD release of Raoul Walsh's The Big Trail (1930). This staid, somewhat cornball John Wayne wagon-train western is immensely watchable due to its being the first Hollywood film to be shot and released in a 70mm widescreen format (which was called "Fox Grandeur"). The problem is that Amazon says the aspect ration is 1.85 when the true aspect ratio is 2.1 to 1. And the running time is given as 212 minutes despite the actual length (according to packaging) being 122 minutes.

Take no...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:03 AM on Monday, April 28, 2008
Eliott Gould's allusion to Alan Arkin's Little Murders in that Gothamist interview led me to this YouTube clip of Donald Sutherland's famous wedding-scene soliloquy.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:41 AM on Monday, April 28, 2008
Gothamist writer John Del Signore has posted an interview with Elliot Gould to discuss Richard Ledes' The Caller, a Tribeca Film Festival pick in which Gould costars with Frank Langella and Laura Harring.
"I spoke with Jack Nicholson and told him I didn't want to see The Bucket List," Gould tells Del Signore. "I'm not a big fan of Rob Reiner. I respect Rob Reiner to some degree but, you know, Rob Reiner, whatever. I just didn't want to see The Bucket List. It seemed so formulaic to me.
"But I told Jack I saw it anyway and I loved...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 AM on Monday, April 28, 2008
Given persistent speculation about the Coen brothers' Burn After Reading being destined to play at the 2008 Toronto Film Festival (9.4 to 9.13), it comes as no surprise that it's now been chosen to open the 65th Venice Film Festival on 8.27. It's a standard tactic for fall films with a modicum of class to do the old Lido-Toronto two-step prior to their commercial debut. Focus Features will open Burn stateside on 9.12. It will preem in the U.K. on 9.5.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:05 AM on Monday, April 28, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
The only "hmmm" issue that may affect What Happens in Vegas is a cultural- chemical rapport thing, given that the Ashton Kutcher-Cameron Diaz romance may seem to some like an older-woman, younger-guy thing. (Which Kutcher is obviously familiar with in real life.) Kutcher turned 30 two months ago; Diaz is now 35. Thing is, Kutcher looks his age (if not a year or two younger) and she looks...well, like she's almost nudging 40, no? The last time Diaz radiated anything close to a spring-chicken glow was when she costarred in There's Something About Mary ('98).
It's perfectly fine and cool for this...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:35 PM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
I still say Cate Blanchett should have won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her Dylan deal in I'm Not There -- the most riveting, fascinating and feeling-ful peformance of 2007. The woman who did win....I can't remember who that was. Thinking, thinking. It was Michael Clayton's Tilda Swinton but I had to look it up. She was very good, but I think her win was compensation because Clayton wasn't going to win in any other big-five category and the Clayton lovers knew this, so Tilda was the lucky recipient.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:49 PM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
Sean Penn's reason for appearing twice today at the Coachella Music Festival was to announce the Dirty Hands Caravan, a biodeisel caravan that will drive from Indio to New Orleans starting tomorrow Monday and is expected to arrive in New Orleans on May 4th for the city's annual jazz festival.
"I see this as a reckoning," Penn told the Hollywood Reporter's Leslie Simmons. "My generation and those that came before have to recognize the numbing of incentive that we've passed on to the change-hungry, imaginative, smarter-than-us youth of today."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:24 PM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
Hillary Clinton "was in Chicago for three nights during the 1968 street confrontations. She chaired the 1970 Yale law school meeting where students voted to join a national student strike again an 'unconscionable expansion of a war that should never have been waged.' She was involved in the New Haven defense of Bobby Seale during his murder trial in 1970, as the lead scheduler of student monitors. She surely agreed with Yale president Kingman Brewster that a black revolutionary couldn't get a fair trial in America. She wrote that abused children were citizens with the same rights as their parents.
"Most significantly in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:12 PM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
"In his 1991 book The Reasoning Voter, political scientist Samuel Popkin argued that most people make their choice on the basis of 'low-information signaling' -- that is, stupid things like whether you know how to roll a bowling ball or wear an American-flag pin." Or whether or not a political candidate seems like the kind of guy you can relax and have a beer with. I've read that Josef Stalin had a common-man touch. He could relate to Ukranian wheat-growers and their concerns. Not that this mattered in the Russia of the 1930s, '40s and early '50s.
"In the era of Republican...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:00 PM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
N.Y. Times reporter Michael Cieply has written a light-hearted, semi-whimsical piece about the persistence of big-business villains in modern movies -- whatever. The odd thing is that Speed Racer producer Joel Silver declined to be interviewed for it. One images the reasoning: "Please...no light-hearted N.Y. Times articles about corporate villainy...leave us alone....the article might be slanted against the film!" The Wachowski brothers, true to form, also declined to be interviewed.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:42 PM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
As noted three days ago, tracking is indicating that uncertain box-office prospects are facing the Wachowski brothers' Speed Racer (Warner Bros., 5.9) due to interest levels for the kid-friendly film being strongest among the over-25 set. Out of this has come a notion that What Happens in Vegas, the Ashton Kutcher-Cameron Diaz comedy that opens the same day, could elbow Speed Racer aside and become the weekend's #1 film.

The reasoning partly comes from reports -- one of them first-hand and reliable -- that the Kutcher-Diaz is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:16 PM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
In the wake of my similarly-worded 4.23 item, the Hollywood Reporter's Stephen Zeitchik wrote on 4.25 that expectations persist that Fernando Meirelles' Blindness will be shown under some aegis at the Cannes Film Festival, possibly as the opening-night attraction.
"The opening- and closing-night films haven't been officially announced," he reports, "and several sources said that Meirelles' profile and the film's scope (as well as such stars as Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo) make it a prime opening-night candidate. Even if it doesn't end up in that showcase slot, it could go in one of several competition slots that might yet...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:50 AM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
"Iron Man is a mixed bag. Slick, snappy, wonderfully witty, and at times more of an irony-man than just plain Iron Man. ('It's actually titanium-alloy man,' says Robert Downey's blase Tony Stark). Yet at times it's also a routine action movie with no real inventiveness, plot-wise," says Israeli blogger Yair Raveh's in his review on Cinemascope. Uh-oh...the first sign of Iron Man political backlash!

"Politically it tries to be liberal-minded at first," Raveh says, "putting the blame for wars on profiteering by arms manufacturers -- but in fact this is a conservative old-fashioned picture, about a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:50 AM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
This Bill Maher "New Rules" clip is only nine days old -- is that so bad? Yes, yes...I should have posted it earlier. But the riff about class and elitism that Maher delivered at midpointabout the Barack Obama/Reagan Democrats "bittergate" scandal is, for my money, gospel. Best line: "You know who is bitter in America? I am. Because shit-kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with, and everybody else had to suffer the consequences!"
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:08 AM on Sunday, April 27, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
I can't believe I'm planning to pay money out of my own wallet -- the fruit of extremely hard and grueling day-to-day effort -- to see Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (New Line, 4.25) sometime later today. I know what I'm in for. It's going to make me want to to kill myself Khmer Rouge-style with a blue plastic bag. But I missed the damn press screening and I need the ammunition that will derive from being able to know and say "yes, I've seen it."

Especially knowing what I do about Kal Penn,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:08 PM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
N.Y. Post critic Lou Lumenick recently caught a Tribeca Film Festival screening of Brian Hecker's Bart Got a Room, and was pleasantly surprised. "I didn't have enormous expectations," he writes, "for this autobiographical story about a teenager trying to find a prom date in a south Florida town with the help of his newly-divorced parents, played by William H. Macy (in a Jewfro!) and Cheryl Hines.

"But it's hilarious, quick-paced (80 minutes!) with lots of smarts and heart and a terrific lead performance by newcomer Steven Kaplan and,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:56 AM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
Too many photos from M. Night Smyamalan's The Happening (20th Century Fox, 6.13) show the principals -- Mark Wahlberg, Zoey Deschanel, John Leguizamo -- either (a) staring with stern but alarmed expressions at a TV screen, (b) staring with stern but alarmed expressions at some piece of physical evidence that indicates something strange is going on, or (c) staring into space with stern but fatigued (or numbed out) expressions. The Fox publicity team needs to hand out stills that are more varied, less predictable. I'm starting get bored. (Latest photos are posted at JoBlo.com)

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:24 AM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
Adding to my dissenting view of Guillermo del Toro's official contracted commitment to spend four years making two Hobbitt movies for New Line/ Warner Bros. and the oppressive poobah Peter Jackson, Salon's Andrew O'Hehir yesterday riffed and elaborated about the regret many are feeling about a great filmmaker preparing to lie down with dogs.

O'Hehir's best score is quoting Del Toro from a 2006 Cannes interview he did with the guy, to wit: "I was never into heroic fantasy. At all. I don't like little guys and dragons, hairy feet, hobbits -- I've never been...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:52 AM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
Former Rolling...sorry...Hitsville's Bill Wyman, a former NPR and Salon arts editor, has posted a strong argument against Errol Morris's payment of interviewees for Standard Operating Procedure (Sony Classics, 4.25), largely in response to this morning's N.Y. Times story.
My view of this, posted last Tuesday, is that "notebook reporters can't pay for information -- that's completely out and always has been -- but documentaries are a different matter, I feel. As long as what the subject says to the documentarian can be verified to be a portion of absolute truth and nothing but, I don't see the problem."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:33 AM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
When I first spotted Jon Favreau in his semi-hilarious breakout role in Doug Liman's Swingers ('96), it was obvious he'd be looking at weight issues later in life. Sure enough he gradually went there as the years went along, finally achieving Orson Welles-ian proportions two years ago when he appeared as Vince Vaughn's best friend in The Breakup. But recent photos from Iron Man, which Favreau directed and costars in, as well as interview footage show that he's obviously gotten religion.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:00 AM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
Four days after an initial revealing by And The Winner Is editor-columnist Scott Feinberg, N.Y. Times reporters Michael Cieply and Ben Sisario have finally posted a story about Errol Morris having either paid or covered expenses for some of his interview subjects in his Abu Ghraib doc Standard Operating Procedure (Sony Classics, 4.25).

That's a pretty slow response. In today's fast-breaking world, first-rate print journalism is generally known for (a) examining a subject fairly thoroughly with solid quotes from reliable people, and (b) being a day late as far as print readers are...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:49 AM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
Baby Mama will win the weekend with a projected $18,538,000 by Sunday night. Runner-up Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay will earn about $14,558,000. Forgetting Sarah Marshall will be third with $10,900,000 -- a drop of 38% from last weekend (a semi-decent hold), a Sunday-night cume of $35 million, and a resonable bet to finish with $60 million, give or take. The Forbidden Kingdom, suffering from word-of-mouth, will be off 51% from last weekend for a $10,398,000 haul.
All well and good for the top five, but the lion's share of the business next weekend will be vacuumed...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:14 AM on Saturday, April 26, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Buncha stuff to do today requiring organic physical movement (driving, signing things, shaking hands, eyeballing people and movies) so that's it for a few hours. But before I take off, there's this apartment at the Hotel Miramar in Cannes -- right on the Croisette, possible Mediterranean view, two buildings down from the Carlton -- that sleeps four festivlalgoers (questionable) and, from 5.13 to 5.24, is going for "only" 4600 euros, or close to $7000 U.S. dollars. Or so I was told yesterday.

Even if I had that kind of scratch...I don't...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:17 PM on Friday, April 25, 2008
Ewan McGregor's apparent decision to play "a powerful Vatican insider" in Ron Howard's Angels and Demons, the sequel to The DaVinci Code, is the latest in a long series of straight-paycheck roles for this once-adventurous actor.
On 4.16 I asked "what's happened to McGregor over the last five or six years? It's almost as his soul was poisoned by playing Obi Wan Kenobi three times for George Lucas (The Phantom Menace in '99, Attack of the Clones in '02, Revenge of the Sith in '05). He's become Mr. Paycheck -- a young Robert De Niro who will make any questionable or...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:13 AM on Friday, April 25, 2008
In a mostly rote summer-preview piece, Wall Street Journal reporters Lauren A.E. Schuker and Peter Sanders devote two interesting graphs to New Line's upcoming Sex and the City flick:

"These women are the ultimate female superheroes," says exec producer Michael Patrick King. The original HBO show "was made to correct the myth that if you were single at a certain age, you were a leper. Its four characters are heroes to a lot of women; they run around New York, or Gotham -- but they have fancy shoes instead of capes."
"But the ladies, too, are...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:53 AM on Friday, April 25, 2008
Like many others I've spoken to, Variety's Todd McCarthy is impressed with Jon Favreau's Iron Man, which he saw at Paramount studios on 4.18. Here are two choice graphs from his 4.25 review, which went up 25 minutes ago:

"It's refreshing, for a start, that the character suddenly endowed with superpowers isn't a dweeby teen, but rather a pushing-middle-age genius who is himself entirely responsible for the advanced means he acquires to combat his adversaries; even more than the latest incarnation of Batman, he's a self-made superman. And while we've seen plenty of masks and gravity-resistant...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:18 AM on Friday, April 25, 2008
The best thing about this segment is Richard Lewis's off-screen "oh, come on!" as an MSNBC video report relays a John McCain comment that Barack Obama "doesn't get what we're about," or words to that effect.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:48 AM on Friday, April 25, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:40 AM on Friday, April 25, 2008
From this morning's MSNBC First Read: "Two new Indiana polls are out that show the race there to be as close as we have expected it to be. Per a South Bend Tribune/Research 2000 poll (conducted April 21 to April 24), it's Obama 48%, Clinton 47%. And an Indy Star/WTHR poll -- conducted (April 20 to April 23) by Ann Selzer, who famously got Iowa right -- has it Obama 41%, Clinton 38%.
"The biggest surprise in the Selzer survey is Obama's strength against McCain -- he leads him in Indi-freaking-ana! Clinton's basically even with McCain. Is the GOP brand in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:35 AM on Friday, April 25, 2008
The problem with Baby Mama is that Tina Fey should have written it instead of director Michael McCullers. I say this presuming that Fey wrote some of her own dialogue (just as I know she wrote "bitch is the new black" for that SNL Hillary skit), but the film, I suspect, would have been at least 50% better if McCullers, who directs Baby Mama with the steady but cautious approach of a 68 year-old chess player, had just removed himself period. The writing feels reined in, conservative, middling.

I'm not going to pass along the plot...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:10 AM on Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
I don't know what this is about or what the shot is, but Ted Kotcheff's First Blood ('82) is going to have a special nationwide one-time-showing at dozens of first-rate theatres on Wednesday, May 15th. Following the film, the alternate "Rambo dies" ending will be shown plus an "exclusive, never-before-seen interview with Sylvester Stallone on First Blood, the new film and the iconic Rambo series," etc.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
The time has come for Barack Obama to throw Reverend Jeremiah Wright under the bus and walk away and wash his hands. Wright is an arrogant egotist and -- I'm sorry but it's true -- a major asshole who doesn't give a damn about Obama's presidential candidacy. If he did he would never have succumbed to the ego stroke of a Bill Moyers Journal interview and said what he said, which is that -- in Wright's own words! -- Obama is a politician who feels or believes one thing and says another.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:53 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
Mark Urman has been named president of ThinkFilm, replacing the recently departed Jeff Sackman. (What's the story behind this, I wonder? There's always a story.) A co-founder of the company, Urman had been chief of theatrical distribution since the company's launch in September of 2001. Urman will continue to work out of the company's New York City offices, which is the new ground zero. Congratulations to a very bright and shrewd fellow.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:36 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
The totally expected deal for Guillermo del Toro to direct The Hobbit in two parts has been signed, sealed and delivered. It'll be a New Line-MGM joint production that will eat up four years of Del Toro's life. Obviously a good gig, obviously an excellent choice, and congratulations to a beautiful human being on a very fine score.

But if you ask me there's a downside to this deal. It means that Del Toro, a truly gifted director with the power to be a 21st Century Luis Bunuel or better, won't be making any adult-market, real-world-grappling,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:02 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
Because four guys working for Quantum of Solace, the currently rolling James Bond film, suffered three accidents over a five-day period -- the Aston Martin accident last Saturday, another car accident on Monday, and a third one yesterday involving a near-fatality -- the producers have shut down production?
Why -- to wait for the curse to lift? To give the producers time to bring in a Catholic exorcist? Either the drivers were drinking, they don't know how to drive, or it's just bad luck. If guys are getting into car accidents and you want to "do" something about it, doesn't...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:52 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
Deception isn't very good and will probably tank ($5 million give or take) when it opens this weekend, but 20th Century Fox is releasing it anyway it was produced by and costars Hugh Jackman, with whom the studio has a good relationship with a future (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Australia). This, in a sentence, is the gist of John Horn's 4.24 L.A. TImes story about this unfortunate (for audiences) dynamic.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:36 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
I'm commenting on this 4.24 New York "Vulture" piece about "Which Superhero Movie Will Suck?" because the art they created for it looks cool and I wanted a reason to re-size and re-post. Otherwise I would have ignored the post altogether. Nobody has any reason to believe that Ironman, The Dark Knight or Hellboy 2 are going to be problematic. At all. Not a whiff. A 75% dead story.

The word on Ironman so far has been strong, and there's no reason to even intuit that Chris Nolan and Guillermo del Toro might not deliver in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:47 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
Except for the cartoonish, over-the-top CG, I don't have a problem with this Hancock tailer. So I don't get the disdain and skepticism voiced yesterday by the New York "Vulture" guys. As long as the story is tight and the other basics (acting, dialogue, character, attitude) are nicely finessed, there's a place (even in my sometimes sour universe) for good, empty, rambunctious fun by way of Will Smith, Charlize Theron and director Peter Berg.
Hancock (Sony) opens on 7.2.08 -- a nice long holiday weekend, and a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:10 PM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
This spirited exchange between Vanity Fair Daily's Elizabeth Hurlbut and MCN's David Poland about repeated schlong exposures in Judd Apatow movies -- and particularly Jason Segel's trifecta in Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- is the most thoughtful and fully-considered exploration I've read anywhere.
HE regulars are sick of my posts about Segel's physicality, but I may as well remind everyone that there's a reason why Terry Southern sometimes used the term "gross animal member." Wang shots are tolerable, depending, as always, on the how and why. My problem with Segel's Marshall displays arose because I was simultaneously forced to contemplate his...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:20 AM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
For Republicans out to smear Barack Obama, no tactic is too low or slimey, as Floyd Brown's new Willie Horton ad attests. Brown created the original Horton ad that was credited with being one of the two big things that sank Michael Dukakis's candidacy in 1988. (The other was the video of Dukakis riding in that army tank wearing a Rocky-the-squirrel helmet.)
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:04 AM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
Jerzy Skolimowski's Four Nights With Anna will have its world premiere in Cannes as the opening film of the 40th Directors' Fortnight showcase, according to Variety's John Hopewell.

Oddly (or perhaps not so), the IMDB doesn't even list Anna on Skolimowski's page (although it does list an '08 project called America, a period drama written by Eyes Wide Shut's Frederic Raphael that's based on a Susan Sontag work).
The Polish-born Skolimowski will turn 70 on May 5th. I will always revere his direction of Deep End ('71), The Shout ('78) and particularly...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:56 AM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
The marketing team for Speed Racer (Warner Bros. 5.9) is facing an ironic challenge. It's basically "a kid's movie," as a critic friend recently confided, but the tracking, according to Fantasy Moguls' Steve Mason, says the biggest interest levels so far are with the over-25 crowd who grew up on the animated versions in various media.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:58 AM on Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:58 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The closer Barack Obama gets to the Democratic nomination, the uglier this thing is getting in racial terms. That Republican-funded North Carolina TV attack ad I saw today that tried to "Willie Horton" Obama was nothing sort of breathtaking. When was the last time in which the racial-attitude cards from the hunkered-down regions were laid more plainly on the kitchen table? The early to mid '60s? As one MSNBC commentator said today, there are people out there who "made up their minds about [voting for an African-American candidate] back in 1957."
Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:55 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
This isn't much, but the new trailer or Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is done and should be debuting with Iron Man (Paramount, 5.1) if not before. I presume it will turn up online concurrently. The exact running time is 1 minute, 49 seconds.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:50 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Older guys can be ornery. They can be grumpy, irascible. Sometimes they lose it. My father, well into his 80s, has succumbed to this syndrome recently. Whatever it was that was bothering Peter Falk, running a story like this is predatory journalism at its worst.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:09 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Nobody in the world -- nobody -- throws brilliant, super-analytical lightning bolts from his own incredibly fickle and ferocious orbit like New York Press critic Armond White. Judgment! Judgment! He's immensely readable, fearless, provocative. Film criticism today would be in a much poorer and less observant state without him. But he's so alone now. He's so up there and out there that he's barely seems to be breathing the same common air or standing on any kind of recognizable terra firma. Not as currently constituted. You know what I mean by that.

In a perfectly reordered universe...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:21 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
5:02 pm Update: Fernando Meirelles' Blindness was missing from this morning's official Cannes Film Festival lineup. And yet it was reported as a definite Cannes possibility by Variety's Todd McCarthy, the Hollywood Reporter's Stephen Zeitchik and Agence France Presse last month.
I gather it will be shown at Cannes under some aegis. I haven't been told this in so many words, but a person in the Blindness camp has written that this morning's official Cannes list, as we all know, omitted "a few key announcements that are yet to be made." The implication seems clear.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:08 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Warner Bros. recently decided to bump Ken Kwapis's He Just Not That Into You, a thirtysomething relationship drama produced by New Line, from 8.1.08 to 10.24.08. This is not that big of a deal. Tremors are not shaking the china.
Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly,Bradley Cooper and Justin Long costar. Set in Baltimore, overlapping storylines, all the lonely people. Probably not a masterpiece but there's something very alluring about that title (which is based on a book by Greg Behrendt). Other costars are Ginnifer Goodwin, Wilson Cruz and Brooke Bloom.
An IMDB poster who
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:37 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
"The movie in the main Cannes competition line-up that's supposed to be fantastic and amazing is Lucrecia Martel's new film La Mujer Sin Cabeza (The Girl Who Lost Her Head). She's the one who made the extraordinary La Cienaga and La Nina Santa (The Holy Girl). I hear this one blew all the Cannes selection committee people away. We'll see. I just thought i'd pass along some info as it comes from a great source." -- from a good fellow.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:13 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The HD version of the trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (Disney, 5.16) looks a lot better than the one here. Decent-looking special effects, I must say. Seems to have that old Mark Johnson schwing.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Love the poster and teaser for Frank Miller's The Spirit (Lionsgate, 1.16.09). You know going into a Miller film that every frame will be luscious and immaculate (especially if you're a fool for anachronistic noirish monochrome stuff, particularly when intense reds are thrown in for accentuation's sake). You also know or strongly suspect that the story and the dialogue will probably feel cliched and shopworn and ho-hummish. I would be a shameless Miller groveller and a kiss-ass if he would only put half the energy into story and dialogue that he puts into visual composition.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:52 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
So what exactly is Sean Penn intending to do on-stage at the Coachella Music Festival on Sunday, 4.27 from 2:10 pm to 2:40 pm? If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say that Milk director Gus Van Sant wants to shoot Penn (in Harvey Milk guise) giving a speech to a big crowd. He doesn't play in a band. Stand-up comedy?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:13 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The Tribeca Film Festival (4.23 to 5.4) "has always suffered comparisons to it's older, more important siblings," writes the N.Y. Observer's Sara Vilkomerson.

"It doesn't have the old-world glamour of Cannes, the international marketplace hagglings at Toronto or Berlin, the late-night frenzied dealings and celebrity swagfest of Sundance or the elegant prestige found at Lincoln Center. It hasn't even had a central location, what with theaters all over the city hosting screenings, and downtown itself a strange labyrinth of high-end restaurants and hotels.
"What Tribeca has had is a lot: hundreds of films;...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:35 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:28 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Yesterday Just Jared ran pics of Evan Rachel Wood and Larry David shooting scenes for Woody Allen's latest, which marks a return to Manhattan home turf. Here's a shot that suggests Allen may be considering a slight plug for Tom McCarthy's The Visitor (as he did in Match Point with a shot of a London marquee announcing the showing of Walter Salles' The Motorcycle Diaries).

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:02 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
"Despite some criticism, Pastor Roger Byrd says that the message will stay on the sign. He took the issue before his congregation Sunday night, and they decided unanimously to keep it." There's a small-screen video report that accompanies the WYFF news story.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:24 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The official 2008 Cannes Film Festival announcement went up just after 3 am this morning, and the ambiguity about Steven Soderbergh's two-headed Che Guevara drama -- The Argentine and Guerilla -- has been removed. It will definitely play there (possibly with The Argentine in some kind of not-quite-finished form, but whatever) and glory friggin' hallelujah!

Once again it feels as if the festival will have an ambitious centerpiece -- a long-haul piece de resistance by one of our country's finest filmmakers that journos can argue about and pick over and send messages home about and piss...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:36 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The Reel Geezers hit it out of the park again with this review of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 AM on Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
I'm in hell...we're all in hell tonight with the Hildebeast having won Pennsylvania by a solid 10%. I know Obama's seeming flirtation with Adlai Stevenson-ism is frightening to many of us (it certainly has been to me), but the two bedrock reasons for the persistence of the Clinton campaign are, face it or not, (a) gender loyalty among the less-well-off, somewhat less-educated women who can't let go of the momentousness of a woman making a super-serious run for the presidency, and (b) primal tribal resistance among the working grunts -- under the skin, only slightly acknowledged ** -- to the idea of an...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:56 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Variety's Todd McCarthy reported at 9:30 pm this evening that Clint Eastwood's Changeling (Universal, 11.8), a 1920s mystery drama with Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich, Amy Ryan and Colm Feore, will compete at next month's Cannes Film Festival.

With the official Cannes announcement due tomorrow morning, McCarthy also revealed three other surprises:
(a) Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which stars Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson and Javier Bardem, "will appear in Cannes after all, with Allen attending the fest over the initial weekend."
(b) There may be a sliver of sunshine peeking through the clouds regarding...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:42 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Due respect, but Michael Cieply's 4.23 N.Y. Times story about Tom Cruise and Paula Wagner's Valkyrie -- twice-delayed and presumed to be troubled -- adds next to nothing to the story.

All it does is (a) offer a cursory sum-up of the situation that followed the announcement of the second push-back on 4.8.08 (Cieply believes that negative web reaction was the most noteworthy aspect) and (b) allows Wagner to sound tough and resolute with statements like "we will not be daunted," "anybody trying to dismiss us or write us off doesn't understand the business," "nothing...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:08 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
I was disappointed after missing a screening of OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies, a French- produced James Bond/Austin Powers spy satire, at the Seattle Film Festival in June 2006. It had opened to great reviews and strong business in France two months earlier, and it seemed like all the rage. (As far as a French- made film can be said to be the rage of anything.) A year and a half later it played at the St. Louis International Film Festival.

And now it's here...almost. But too late! A little more than two weeks...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:04 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Is there any guy in the civilized world who wouldn't feel at least a slight twinge of concern if a woman he's just met has confessed she doesn't use deodorant?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:52 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
5:52 pm Update: First it was "too close to call," then "too early to call" and now Pensylvania has been called a Clinton win with -- right now -- a 10% margin, 55% to 45% in her favor. If the margin of victory doesn't go down to 5% or 6% or 7%, it'll be a bit of an Obama bummer. Were those exit polls indicating a 4% margin between Clinton and Obama -- 52 to 48 -- anywhere near accurate?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:23 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Answer the following after watching this trailer for The Wackness (Sony Classics, 7.3). Josh Peck obviously does well at playing young urban white guys who talk in a street argot that is part imitation "black" and part whatevuh but in any case suggests a total inability to convey an air of refinement and higher education. But answer me this...
Is there any circumstance in which any casting director, no matter how whacked, would use this guy to play a small-town cop in Oregon, an assistant to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:31 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
If I were totally alone in my galumph-aversion to Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Jason Segel, would Universal have taken his face off the film's posters? Segel told David Letterman last Friday night that "they tested posters with my face on them and there was an unfavorable reaction to my face. I'm not quite good-looking enough to be the good-looking guy, but I'm not bad-looking enough to be the hilarious guy." Obviously there's a silent majority out there that feels the same pain.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:21 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Any film about sexual obsession and kinky-deranged inclinations has to have attractive actors -- no ifs, ands or buts. That means you keep things within....how to say it?...somewhat conventionally appealing limits, which means steering clear of dweeby-looking actors with boney bods, pale freckly skin and red hair with that "just arrived from the Planet Uranus" look in their eyes. In this respect, Julianne Moore as the notorious Barbara Daly Baekland works just fine, but Eddie Redmayne as her totally weird son Antony does not.

Here's the trailer.
The IMDB keywords for Tom Kalin's film...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:17 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The Pennsylvania polls close at 8 pm. All right-thinking people are hoping that the Hildebeast margin of victory will be kept to within 5% to 7%. A winning margin below 5% will be cause for champagne in the streets.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:56 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
I suggested yesterday that Envelope columnist Elizabeth Snead should have attempted an explanation why the Sex and the City is blowing off a big-ass debut screening at the Cannes Film Festival in favor of one in London, especially since Sarah Jessica Parker said Cannes was a possibility in a Snead article that ran on 3.14.
Today Snead ran a portion of an interview with an anonymous Warner Bros. insider, who offered at least a partial answer to the London-not-Cannes question. "A WB insider who refused to go on record told me, 'One word: recession,'" Snead...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:11 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Laments about the once-great Robert De Niro and Al Pacino having sold their souls for a series of straight-paycheck performances in a string of shitty films is an old tune 'round these parts. (I mentioned it in a recent item about De Niro's humorous remarks at the Meryl Streep tribute, and in this March riff about the Righteous Kill trailer.) And now L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein has jumped on the bandwagon.

"[These] two icons of '70s New Hollywood, heroes to a generation of young actors and filmmakers, have become parodies of themselves,"...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:45 PM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Last Thursday evening And The Winner Is blogger Scott Feinberg attended some kind of official North American premiere of Errol Morris' Standard Operating Procedure (4/25, Sony Pictures Classics) at Brandeis University. He posted an obviously positive reaction to the film this morning, but he also included what may be regarded in some circles as a sticky-wicket graph that gets into the fact that Morris paid the doc's interview subjects -- specifically the Abu Ghraib prison veterans who tortured and humiliated their Iraqi prisoners (and who were dumb enough to take dozens of photos of these acts).

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:26 AM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The cleanest summary of the Pennsylvania situation is from the MSNBC's First Read guys (Chuck Todd, Mark Murray, Domenico Montanaro) who always deliver neat, comprehensive and super-astute summaries of everything that's going on in the political world.

"There seem to be four possible outcomes to tonight’s contest, and two of them will need little spin because the media won't need the 'help' to interpret their meaning: 1) a double-digit Clinton victory in which she beats Obama by a greater margin than she beat him in Ohio; and 2) an outright Obama victory. But here are outcomes...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:42 AM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Joachim Trier's Reprise (Miramax, 5.16), a Norweigan drama about two young friends and authors going through the convulsive effects of love, depression and burgeoning careers, is finally opening stateside after playing the festival circuit for nearly two years.
I've yet to see Reprise, but something in me rebels at the idea of seeing a "new" film that was in its prime vintage state 22 months ago, and was probably shot in '05. Movies are the opposite of wine in that their potency and maturity are...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:17 AM on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Taking time out from his promotion tour for his latest book, "The Woman Who Wouldn't," (St. Martin's), author Gene Wilder offers consolation to Barack Obama about the voters of western Pennsylvania.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:00 PM on Monday, April 21, 2008
"There are gags and scraps of action in Baby Mama (Universal, 4.25) that give the movie fits of buoyancy, and these tend to come not so much from the younger, eager performers as from the old hands. If you want to see scene-stealing turned into grand larceny, watch Sigourney Weaver, as the owner of the surrogacy service, or, better still, Steve Martin, as the presiding genius of Round Earth.

"Hand the guy a thick hank of ponytail, relieve him of the burden of a central role, aim him squarely at the bull’s-eye...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:26 PM on Monday, April 21, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:24 PM on Monday, April 21, 2008
"Over the past two months, the actions and words of Hillary Clinton have gone from being merely disappointing to downright disgusting. I guess the [Pennsylvania] debate last week was the final straw. I've watched Senator Clinton and her husband play this game of appealing to the worst side of white people, but last Wednesday, when she hurled the name 'Farrakhan' out of nowhere, well that's when the silly season came to an early end for me. She said the 'F' word to scare white people, pure and simple.
"Yes, Senator Clinton, that's how you sounded. Like you were a bigot stoking the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:50 PM on Monday, April 21, 2008
Michel Shane and Anthony Romano (I Robot, Catch Me if You Can) managed to get Variety's Dave McNary to write about how they're developing Lifeboat 13, which is based on the WWII story of the four chaplains of different faiths who gave their lives during the 1943 sinking of the Dorchester after it was torpedoed by a German sub.

Read these two summaries of the four chaplains saga -- -- Wikipedia's and this other hokey one -- and tell me where the movie is. Wartime self-sacrifice deservedly wins medals, but a willingness to die...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:36 PM on Monday, April 21, 2008
AICN's "Moriarty" has linked to a major MySpace spoiler site that uses the extremely unfascinating acronym KOTCS as a handle. As it says on the very top of the page, "Watch out! If you are at all scared of spoilers, this is not for you..."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:08 AM on Monday, April 21, 2008
The Envelope's Elizabeth Snead ran a "Dish Rag" story Friday about Warner Bros./New Line's Sex and the City apparently planning its first big premiere in London sometimes between May 13th and 16th, with the New York premiere set for May 27th.

Okay, but shouldn't Snead have at least explained why the Cannes Film Festival debut notion, which Sarah Jessica Parker said was a possibility in a Snead article that ran on 3.14, has apparently been deep-sixed? If this is the case, I'm not convinced, as Defamer's Stu Van Airsdale wrote last Friday,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:37 AM on Monday, April 21, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull principals George Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford shined their upfront fees and won't see any Indy money until the film grosses $400 million worldwide, according to a 4.21 column by L.A. Times business reporter Claudia Eller.
"If that seems like a no-brainer, consider the norm in Hollywood, where top-tier filmmakers and stars traditionally earn huge upfront fees and get a big cut of ticket sales before a studio recoups its investment," Eller writes.
"The atypical arrangement between the studio and the triumvirate illustrates the new economic realities of the movie business. As...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:17 AM on Monday, April 21, 2008
Do anything at all in the way of personal weekend enjoyment and you lose -- that's the reality of doing a 24/7 column (or at least one that aspires to same). My drive up to San Francisco from 1:30 pm last Friday afternoon to 8 pm early Friday evening had something to do with missing the story about James Caan recently walking off the set of David O. Russell's Nailed.

I have a comment however: if you can't deal with rancor and eccentricity and the occasional yelling episode, you really shouldn't be an actor. Fighting...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:50 AM on Monday, April 21, 2008
I love this description of undecided Pennsylvania voters (possibly as high as 8% right now) by MSNBC's Chuck Todd as "bowlers, hunters, beer-drinkers....the cultural conservatives." You can literally see his brain deciding not to say (take your pick) the 21st Century Archie Bunkers, the timids, the go-alongers, the dolts, the lacking-in-conviction crowd, the blue-collar dipsticks.
He's right, I suspect, about the likelihood of the Nanooks breaking for Clinton at the last minute -- that or not voting for her at all. If it's the latter her expected Pennsylvania win will be kept to five or six...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:35 AM on Monday, April 21, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 PM on Sunday, April 20, 2008
A guy who knows a guy who's on the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull team has passed along #2's impressions of the finished film. I'm not 100% comfortable running them, given the obvious fact that #2 is a coward, cowering like an eight year-old girl behind the creased khaki slacks of #1, as well as a shill and a spinner, but here goes anyway:
"I felt compelled to write, having just read Anne Thompson's 4.17 Variety column which states that 'the advance buzz...Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:34 PM on Sunday, April 20, 2008

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:33 PM on Sunday, April 20, 2008
"With just two days until Pennsylvania kicks off the final round of primaries, political observers say there's clear evidence that the election of 2008 represents a new universe -- and a new generation -- when it comes to White House contests," writes SF Chronicle reporter Carla Marinucci. "And the political phenomenon of Barack Obama is symbolic of the game-changing attitudes and growing influence to be wielded by the upcoming generation of 'Millennial' voters -- the largest and most diverse generation in American history, born between 1982 and 2003 -- who already are helping to shape the race."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:39 AM on Sunday, April 20, 2008
Who drives James Bond's Aston Martin off a cliff in the middle of a rainstorm and dumps it in a lake? The guy who did this had been hired as a driver? Quantum of Solace producers paid this asshole to deliver the super-expensive car to the set in heavy rain yesterday morning when it went off the road and splashed into northern Italy's Lake Garda.

A report said that the Aston Martin in question is black. (What happened to light gray?) Could the town on Lake Garda's western shore be the same one made...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:08 AM on Sunday, April 20, 2008
Steve Mason's weekend estimates are edging closer to HE's. Yesterday morning he had The Forbidden Kingdom at $19 million with $18 million or so going to Forgetting Sarah Marshall. My forecast of nearly a $4.5 million gap between the two -- Kingdom's $21,175,000 vs. Marshall's $16,858,000 for Marshall. Now Mason has them about $3 million apart with Kingdom earning an estimated $20.5 million vs. $17 million for Marshall. Any way you cut it, Team Apatow is content but not jubilant. The HE view is torn between a comme ci comme ca and a view that any kind of galumph shortfall is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:36 AM on Sunday, April 20, 2008
This 23/6 video compresses last Wednesday's Philadelphia Democratic debate by emphasizing the banality of the repetitions used by everyone, and all but ignores the grotesque Sean Hannity flavor of the gotcha questions that every living soul in the blue world has condemned. Who are these guys and how off-the-mark can they get? And I don't just mean George Stephanopoulos and Charles Gibson. The only thing that points out what that debate was really about is a quick cut to the disgusted face of ABC correspondent Jake Tapper.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:13 AM on Sunday, April 20, 2008
Saturday, April 19, 2008


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:30 PM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
The red-band trailer for Andrew Fleming's Hamlet 2 (Focus, 8.22.08), which did pretty well for itself at Sundance '08. It's about an eccentric high-school-drama teacher (Steve Coogan) enlisting his Tucson, Arizona, students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to William Shakespeare's Hamlet. Costarring Catherine Keener, Amy Poehler, David Arquette and Elisabeth Shue.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:17 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
Slightly different weekend numbers (i.e., different than Steve Mason's) came in an hour ago. Mason had The Forbidden Kingdom at $19 million for the weekend vs. $18 million earned by Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But a rival studio estimate has the Kingdom at $21,175,000 vs. $16,858,000 -- a gap of almost $4.5 million. Expelled, the right-wing propaganda doc, came in ninth with $3,400,000 and $2200 a print...dead. And 88 Minutes, the Jon Avnet-Al Pacino thriller, will earn a lousy $6,992,000 by Sunday night.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:04 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:19 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
The three strongest impressions I have about Morgan Spurlock's Where In The World is Osama Bin Laden? (Weinstein Co., 4.18) are, in this order, trivial, critical and philosophical. I'm not afraid of admitting to trivial concerns, in part because I also know a worthy belief (or hope current) when I hear it.

Impression #1 is that since the Super-Size Me days, Spurlock has become super follically challenged and needs to talk to the Hair Club for Men. Impression #2 is that the tone of most of the film is way too flip and dumbed-down --...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
Spoiler whiner alert (read no further): Residents of mine shafts and deep caves haven't heard about the third-act alien visitation angle in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but most sentient beings are on to this. I didn't realize until this morning that this MacGuffin element is based on reality, as 12 crystal skulls of an alleged ancient Mayan or Aztec origins actually exist. The unfortunate aspect, according to John Lichfield's 4.19 Independent article, is that they're fakes.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:45 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
CHUD's Devin Faraci has just talked to producer Joel Silver at the Speed Racer press day, and he disclosed that Justice League won't affect Wonder Woman as the former has been "tabled" -- i.e., deep-sixed. I've had a couple of sleepless nights over the fate of the Justice League film so it's profoundly comforting that the issue is finally settled.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:11 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
"Over on my Hebrew blog I often bitch about how long it sometimes takes for a high-profile American movie to cross the Atlantic and reach screens [in Israel]. Sometimes it takes an eternity, and some films wind up not even playing theatres. Into the Wild and The Assassination of Jesse James were straight-to-DVD releases over here. But with 88 Minutes roles are reversed: this one was released theatrically about a year ago, and is now already available on DVD. Only now it reaches American screens. Too bad for you guys.
"Remember that Avi Lerner and Danny Dimbort, the film’s producers, are Israeli...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
Roger Ebert's attendance at Ebertfest (4.23 to 4.27) is uncertain due to having suffered a recent hip injury after falling during a visit to the Pritikin Center in Florida. He's now recovering at Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Chicago. "The show must go on!" Ebert has stated in a press release. "I am doing fine and if the doctors clear me, I will be there to welcome our guests, including Ang Lee, Paul Schrader, Richard Roeper, Richard Corliss, Sally Potter, Christine Lahti, Rufus Sewell, Timothy Spall, Michael Barker and many others. But whether or not I am there, the audience will...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:43 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
I'm in San Francisco, my box-office guy hasn't called, my iPhone is hiding out in the car so I'm going with Steve Mason's Fantasy Mogul weekend estimates. I don't know anyone who gives two shits about The Forbidden Kingdom, but the martial arts pic that costars (as opposed to toplines) Jackie Chan and Jet Li has elbowed Forgetting Sarah Marshall aside and taken the weekend's first-place trophy. The chopsocky will take in an estimated $19 million vs. $18 million for Judd Apatow's emotionally naked galumph relationship comedy that whatsisname...you know, uhm, Nicholas Stoller directed.
Box-Office Mojo reports that The Forbidden Kingdom...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:15 AM on Saturday, April 19, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Despite Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull composer John Williams having said in that recent You Tube video clip that the film is "seven reels long [with] each reel being 20 minutes," and therefore 140 minutes give or take...it's not. Producer Frank Marshall called Paramount publicity today to inform that the film is maybe a tad over two hours including credits. So Williams was blah-blahing...whatever.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:33 PM on Friday, April 18, 2008
Director Vadim Perelman "wants everyone to know the ending of his film The Life Before Her Eyes before they see it," writes Arizona Star critic Phil Villarreal. "He says you'll understand and appreciate the movie better if you're aware of the late-film twist.
"The story follows the plight of a woman in her 30s, played by Uma Thurman, [who's been] traumatized by a high school shooting she survived. In the flashback scenes her character is played by Evan Rachel Wood, who, along with her friend, is confronted by the killer in the school bathroom.
"Perelman says most of the film takes place...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:10 PM on Friday, April 18, 2008
I'll be driving up to San Francisco in an hour and arriving sometime around 6 or 7 pm. I'd love to be able to file from the road (I'm sure someday this'll be a snap), but the vibration in even a brand-new Prius makes typing all but impossible.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:05 PM on Friday, April 18, 2008
Eddie Murphy starring in a comedic remake of Incredible Shrinking Man under director Brett Ratner and producer Brian Grazer? My feelings about Murphy aside, I would definitely pay to see this. It's commercial. Think about it for ten seconds (Murphy vs. the big cat and big spider) and it almost makes itself in your head. The most recent draft of the screenplay is by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant. If anyone has a PDF version...

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:55 AM on Friday, April 18, 2008

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:42 AM on Friday, April 18, 2008
It's hard to feel interested about Tarsem Singh's The Fall given its long history of shooting going back to '04 or thereabouts. I don't trust films that take forever to be made, and it's hard to be interested in a film that showed at Toronto almost two years ago and generated no buzz. Then again, it's being "presented" by David Fincher and Spike Jonze so it obviously has some level of quality and integrity.

Roadside Entertainment is releasing The Fall on May 9th, and to support this a screening was held last night at the Armand Hammer...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:18 AM on Friday, April 18, 2008
Bouncing off New York's 4.17 Vulture item about lowered expectations for the upcoming Tribeca Film Festival screenings of The Wackness ("Why Reviews for The Wackness Might Be Mad Wack, Yo"), here's a re-post of my reaction to Jonathan Levine's film, which I tapped out at the end of Sundance '08:

"I'm not saying that this well-made under-30 relationship film is dimissable, but it just doesn't have that schwing. At best it's an in-and-outer -- mostly out. Set in '94, The Wackness is an urban buddy saga (older therapist, teenaged pot dealer) with a funereal...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 AM on Friday, April 18, 2008
Here's the official 2008 Cannes Film Festival poster, but my interest levels have dropped considerably since the news about Steven Soderbergh's two Che Guevara films, The Argentine and Guerilla, most likely not being part of the festival lineup broke last night. I'd been nurturing the idea that the Soderbergh flicks would be the emotional centerpiece of the festival -- hugely ambitious, political glamour factor, controversial, hot button, Oscar contender (certainly by way of Benicio del Toro's lead performance). Without them I feel truly bummed.

Yesterday afternoon the Cannes balloon was full and ascending. This morning...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:14 AM on Friday, April 18, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
"It was long hoped that Cannes vet Steven Soderbergh's Che Guevara double bill, The Argentine and Guerrilla, would premiere on the Croisette, but it seems that the director, who has wanted either both or neither of the films to play the fest, won't be able to finish the four-hour-plus opus by deadline. Evidently, Soderbergh has essentially finished the second film but, despite non-stop work in recent weeks, hasn't quite gotten the first half of the Benicio Del Toro starrer where he wants it." -- from Todd McCarthy's Cannes 2008 report in Variety, posted at 8 pm this evening.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:43 PM on Thursday, April 17, 2008
The most interesting numbers in today's tracking are those for Larry and Andy Wachowski's Speed Racer (Warner Bros., 5.9), which stars Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman and Susan Sarandon. So far it's running at 77 general awareness, 28 definite interest and 3 first choice. That's not much for a big-budget event film that has been showing its trailer in theatres for weeks and weeks.

If there was any kind of serious interest the first choice number would be closer to 6 or 7 at this stage, if not higher. It's too early to draw...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:51 PM on Thursday, April 17, 2008
What a weird capitulation for the Cannes Film Festival to give the closing-night screening slot to Barry Levinson's What Just Happened?, which bombed big-time when it was shown at last January's Sundance Film Festival. The offer is a gesture to the fact that the film's story ends at the Cannes Film Festival (even though the red-carpet footage was shot at Cal State Northridge). It's also a sop to jury president Sean Penn, who appears as the star of the film-within-the-film in the picture.

No self-respecting...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:16 PM on Thursday, April 17, 2008
Like all people of any standards, I too was disgusted by the sleazy gotcha questions thrown last night at Barack Obama by ABC's Charles Gibson and George Stephanopolous. They asked the kind of questions that might be of interest to regular readers of the Globe or the Enquirer, or people who don't even do that and watch only television. Gibson and Stuffin' Envelopes were wallowing, lowballing, dragging things down.

Last night's debate "was another step downward for network news," wrote Washington Post columnist Tom Shales. "In particular ABC News, which hosted the debate from Philadelphia and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:17 PM on Thursday, April 17, 2008
Yesterday a 20th Century Fox publicist told Newark Star Ledger critic Stephen Whitty there would be no screenings of Deception before its 4.25 opening. Then I heard this morning that there would be two screenings next Tuesday on the Fox lot on Pico Blvd. Then Whitty was told by the N.Y.-based Fox publicists they they've changed their minds and will screen it after all. So the item I wrote yesterday was correct when I wrote it.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:46 PM on Thursday, April 17, 2008
If you want to get into shape for Vadim Perlman's The Life Before Her Eyes (Magnolia, 4.18 limited), you might want to read Kim Voynar's spoiler-free review on Cinematical.

Kim is quite the admirer, especially the way it's all put together just so and pays off in a surprising way. I'm more of a fan of the way Perlman's film looks and feels and, despite the foreboding subject matter, soothes. Perlman has an immaculate eye; he's very much the visual composer. It's what I liked also about House of Sand and Fog
Everyone knows...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:15 PM on Thursday, April 17, 2008
It's time to set things straight about Gavin O'Connor's Pride and Glory. I saw it last night, and as far as I'm concerned it's the absolute opposite of a "problem movie" despite last fall's diseased, head-scratching decision by New Line's Bob Shaye not to release it in 2008. That may change.

The issue was aired last February when O'Connor complained to Variety's Michael Fleming that New Line's honcho Robert Shaye had done obvious harm to his film by pulling the plug on a 3.14.08 release date and bumping it into...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:55 AM on Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Do Democratic primary voters in Pennsylvania or Indiana care about the political endorsements of celebrities -- even working-class icons like Bruce Springsteen? I wonder. Springsteen will probably stage a bunch of concerts- slash-Obama rallies in the fall. He did this for Kerry in '04, of course, and look what happened. Maybe he has a certain influence. Not with the serious Pennsylvania dumbasses (i.e., the racist flannel-shirt rubes in the "Alabama" sections of the state) but maybe with the 50-something middle-classers who bought his records and cassettes in the '70s and '80s.

"At the moment, critics have...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:31 PM on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
I was planning to catch the Pennsylvania Clinton-Obama debate at 5 pm before going to an 8 pm screening. Until I realized, that is, that the jerks running ABC are delaying the broadcast until 8 pm Pacific, and not allowing any replays until tomorrow morning. "We have an obligation to our West Coast affiliates," an ABC spokesperson said, "to not make chunks of the debate available until their viewers have had a chance to see them." Asshole!
The ABC exec who made this decision, whom I'll wager is in his mid to late 50s (if not older), needs to be reminded that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:55 PM on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
What's happened to Ewan McGregor over the last five or six years? It's almost as his soul was poisoned by playing Obi Wan Kenobi three times for George Lucas (The Phantom Menace in '99, Attack of the Clones in '02, Revenge of the Sith in '05). He's become Mr. Paycheck -- a young Robert De Niro who will make any questionable or lackluster film as long as the money's right or it fits his schedule. Or maybe he just has terrible taste.

I only know that he used to be this...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:28 PM on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
How barnyard dumb do you have to be to want to see Deception (20th Century Fox, 4.25)? The trailer tells you it's almost certainly a cynical, mechanical, one-note thriller. Hugh Jackman plays the Michael Douglas/Gordon Gekko figure -- the well-dressed, impeccably mannered skunk from hell. Ewan McGregor plays the innocent but randy dork and Michelle Williams plays... I can't tell exactly, but if her role amounts to anything more than just "the girl" I'll be surprised. Hold your nose, make the movie, deposit the check and move on.

If the trailer doesn't convince you it's a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:04 PM on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Jason Segel "is a big guy, handsome in a slightly sappy way," New Yorker critic David Denby observes. In a bygone age, a major New York critic calling an actor "slightly sappy" might have condemned him to supporting actor status or even obscurity, but in today's movie-comedy world, aesthetically reconfigured by producer Judd Apatow, this may not be the case.

"He's naked at the beginning of the movie, when Sarah arrives home to dump him, and naked...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:16 AM on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
If anyone doubts yesterday's item about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull being 140 minutes plus, here's a video clip (posted Sunday, 4.13) of composer John Williams saying the film is "seven reels long, and each reel is 20 minutes."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:07 AM on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
After being told by Marilyn Monroe authority Mark Bellinghaus to expect an article that debunks the 1950s stag film story that ran in Monday's (4.14) New York Post, the piece has turned up on Defamer.

Whatever. The gist is that the film is a fake. The story says that claims about the alleged Monroe sex film by Keya Morgan, the Manhattan-based memorabilia collector who claims to have brokered the sale of the 15-minute blowjob reel, are "outrageous." The piece reports that Morgan "has thus far refused to disclose either the names of either the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:22 AM on Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Paramount, 5.21) is locked and runs around two hours and twenty-something minutes. Screened for the first time only recently (and apparently due to be shown "internally" once more early next week), the final elements will be sent to the printer next week, in part so the subtitled Cannes version can be prepared in time.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:45 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Goofing off is the latest vein in post-9.11/ Iraq War cinema, according to Village Voice pulse-taker Anthony Kaufman. Three examples are cited: the grossly comedic Harold and Kummar Escape From Guantanamo, Morgan Spurlock's Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? and War, Inc., a satire of American imperialism in the Middle East that will have its U.S. premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival later this month.
"Trying to be earnest about something...does nothing to explain it," says documentarian Michael Tucker (Bulletproof Salesman, Gunner Palace). "That's why the fiction films [about the Iraq War] have largely failed -- because people are already in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:49 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
"So Kim says you've landed a place that has a terrace and (choke) looks out on the Mediterranean? And you call yourselves journalists? Unless they work for the N.Y. Times, Cannes-covering reporters and critics generally stay in hovels with small or no windows, and in buildings that are a nice healthy walk away from the Croisette. And views of the Mediterranean are totally out. You should know that. I'd like a full explanation, please, because this isn't right." -- HE to Cinematical's James Rocchi and Kim Voynar, who have allegedly scored nice digs during next month's festival, courtesy of AOL.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:22 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
New L.A. Times/Bloomberg poll numbers: Indiana -- Obama 40, Clinton 35. Pennsylvania -- Clinton 46, Obama 41. North Carolina -- Obama 47, Clinton 34. (Dates conducted: April 10-14. (Obama's "cling" story broke on 4.11). Error margin in each state: 4 points. (Sources: Mark Halperin's The Page, Janet Hook reporting in the L.A. Times)
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:36 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
A friend called a while ago to report that he and a major newspaper critic were laughing out loud during a screening of Jon Avnet's 88 Minutes at Sony Studios earlier today. The film has played all over Europe (it opened in France on 5.30.07) and is in fact currently available on DVD is seven or eight countries as we speak. Why did Al Pacino make this thing? For the money, obviously, but are things going so badly in his career that he's forced to do two movies with Avnet (i.e., this and Righteous Kill)?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:09 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Big (Chris Noth) get engaged, Samantha (Kim Cattrall) has moved to an LA beach house, Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Harry (Evan Handler) get pregnant, and Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) and Steve (David Eigenberg) grapple with infidelity." -- from a solid, well-reported New York Post piece about New Line's Sex and the City movie.

The article says that a good deal of emphasis will be given to glamour, clothes, bling, glitter -- all the stuff that turns shallow women on. I hope it goes to Cannes so guys like myself can shred...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:47 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Tracking says that Lionsgate's The Forbidden Kingdom (an alleged ripoff due to the fact that Michael Angarano is the star, and that Jet Li and Jackie Chan are something like supporting players) will be the upcoming weekend's #1 film with 74, 41 and 15. Look for a steep dive next weekend...over 50%.
Jon Avnet's 88 Minutes, believed to be the worst film of Al Pacino's long career, is tracking at 60, 37 and 12. How dumb do you have to be to not be aware what an absolute dog this thing is? And yet there are obviously tens of thousands who are...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:54 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
"I have the luxury of having [been in] Scientology, and after having been in it, gotten out. And that's a perspective [that] people who are in it, do not have. I think it's destructive and a ripoff, and very, very dangerous for your health. I think it stunts your evolution. I think the farther you go up the bridge, the worse you get. That's what I see." -- Jason Beghe, TV actor.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:45 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Defamer's Stu VanAirsdale has posted a video snippet of Robert De Niro's remarks at last night's Meryl Streep tribute at Lincoln Center.
"If De Niro's appearance is any indication, all those haters who ridiculed the actor's agency switch last week might have another thing coming," VanAirsdale notes. "De Niro killed. In a cruise-ship comic kind of way, perhaps, and filing through a fistful of index-carded one-liners, but still."
HE comment #1: Yes, he did pretty well at the lecturn, but you can't hear what he's saying on Stu's video -- it's too echo-y. HE comment #2: Despite his genius...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:22 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Speaking of Peter Falk, the following is a true story, witnessed first-hand by myself: It was '83 or '84, and I was in a quality hardware store on a Saturday afternoon somewhere in deep Hollywood. And suddenly I heard laughing and joshing coming from two or three guys standing around the checkout counter, which was just out of sight. Then I heard some guy say, "Heyyy...detective!" with the other guys laughing like he'd just said something truly brilliant and inspired.

And then I saw Falk coming down the aisle next to mine, angry and exasperated at...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:53 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:31 PM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Some of the finest title sequences of all time are viewable on Art of the Title. DVD-quality clips of the entire damn things and way better than YouTube except there are loading problems. The first two played for me -- I watched the sequences for Bonnie and Clyde and Se7en -- and then they stopped. You click on them and the wheels just whirl around and around and you're just sitting there while life outside goes on all around you.

Some great opening title sequences that aren't listed on the site: North by...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:46 AM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Why are both Ed Norton and his Hulk incarnation looking down? They're obviously troubled, forlorn, dealing with the weight of the world...but I don't find this alluring. I've got troubles of my own, and I don't go to movies to add to them. Of all the elements, themes and emotions contained in The Incredible Hulk (Universal/Marvel, 6.13), they chose to sell moroseness. Brilliant.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:08 AM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
"Senator Clinton and Senator McCain question my respect for the workers of Pennsylvania," Barack Obama said yesterday to members of the Alliance for American Manufacturing in Pittsburgh. "Well, let me tell you how I believe you demonstrate your respect. You do it by telling the truth and keeping your word, so folks can know that where you stand today is where you'll stand tomorrow.

"The truth is, trade is here to stay. We live in a global economy. For America's future to be as bright as our past, we have to compete. We have to win."...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:04 AM on Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Patrick Goldstein's 4.15 "Big Picture" column is about The Soloist, a kind of uplift drama about the relationship between real-life L.A. Times journalist Steve Lopez (Robert Downey, Jr.) and a schizophrenic musician named Nathaniel Ayers (Jamie Foxx). I don't know what it is, but it sounds like a blend of Awakenings, The Fisher King and The Killing Fields with mental illness taking the place of the Khmer Rouge.

One noteworthy thing about Goldstein's piece is that the release date is revealed to be 11.21.08. This means, obviously, that DreamWorks, the distributor, believes it may turn...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:44 PM on Monday, April 14, 2008
Pay any kind of attention to HBO and you'll see that Recount teaser over and over. You know...the docudrama about the Florida vote count muddle that followed the November 2000 election, directed by Jay Roach. I don't care if Politico's Jeff Ressner warned last December that it might be too cautious a dramatization. It feels enticing and is the only thing I really want to see now, but HBO won't be showing it to reviewers and entertainment writers until the tail end of this month.

Recount will debut for HBO viewers on May 25th....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:58 PM on Monday, April 14, 2008
I don't know if portions of the Cannes Film Festival slate are being announced on Thursday, 5.17, or if just an official confirmation about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull playing there is being planned, but some kind of Cannes proclamation, apparently, is being readied for that day. Variety's Anne Thompson and Tatiana Siegel reported a while back that Skull is not being planned as the Cannes opening-nighter, perhaps as a way of avoiding the aggressive missiles that were directed at the DaVinci Code. The plan may be to show it in Cannes on Sunday, 5.18 or thereabouts.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:37 PM on Monday, April 14, 2008
Paramount is showing Iron Man (opening 5.2) to select press (guys doing long-lead interviews with Robert Downey, Jon Favreau, Jeff Bridges, etc.) but playing things close to the chest when you call about screenings. It will be shown, of course, to journos attending the New York junket, but that's not until 4.25, or 12 days from now. It will also be shown, I'm told, at an L.A. all-media at the Arclight on Monday, 4.28.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:07 PM on Monday, April 14, 2008
No argument with Media Bistro's observation that Ross Johnson's December 1997 piece for the Hollywood Reporter about client poaching ("Poached! Poached!") is a catchier, zippier, better reported article than John Horn's 4.14 L.A. Times piece about the same topic.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:58 PM on Monday, April 14, 2008
A byline-free Telegraph story posted on 4.11 heralded the arrival of the Geek Action Hero, a Hollywood phenomenon that is probably linked on some level to the Romantic Galumph. Instead of studly musclebound machismo figures who can beat up and outshoot any bad guys who come their way (like the Arnold, Sly, Bruce, Mel and Jean Claude paradigms of the '80s), "the new breed of action star is more likely to be skinny, awkward and studious-looking," the story proclaims.

It mentions Shia LaBeouf, Emile Hirsch, James McAvoy and the as-yet unknown Ben Barnes...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:07 AM on Monday, April 14, 2008
For the usual motives, Manhattan memorabilia collector Keya Morgan has told New York Post reporter Hasani Gittens that he recently brokered the $1.5 million sale of a 15-minute silent stag film showing Marilyn Monroe doing some guy on her knees. Morgan is a reputable collector so authenticity doesn't seem to be an issue. Obviously icky information, especially on a Monday morning, but I'm mentioning it because of a bothersome timeline thing.
Gittens' story says that "the footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s," although elementary logic would indicate the late 1940s. Why would an up-and-coming actress...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:41 AM on Monday, April 14, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Hillary Clinton "is running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsman, how she values the second amendment. She's talking like she's Annie Oakley. She's out there like she's on the duck blind every Sunday. She's packing a six-shooter." -- Barack Obama riffing earlier today on Hillary's very recent stump fetish about guns, being taught to shoot by her dad and drilling ducks with buckshot. Play this while reading and reflecting.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:42 PM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
Some random responses to John Horn's 4.14 L.A. Times piece exploring the why and wherefores of the recent talent-agency shakeups. I've read it twice and I still haven't absorbed the "there" that is presumably there. I'm in the middle of a third read as we speak. I'm down to reading sentences out loud and repeating them until the "oh, now I see!" kicks in.

The intra-agency trades "are related to growing anxiety over the future of the film business," he writes. How do you quantify "growing" anxiety? The talent representation business runs on anxiety. Agents feed...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:28 PM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
A Sunday tribute piece by N.Y. Times critic A.O. Scott about Roger Ebert, specifically about his return to regular written film criticism despite his retirement from TV punditry, which was announced on April 1st.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:11 PM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
Politico's Jeff Ressner has posted a roster of ten younger Hollywood heavyweights (i.e., younger than old-guard Hollywood liberals like David Geffen, Mike Ovitz, Stanley Sheinbaum, Norman Lear, etc.) who constitute a "newer army of Hollywood political heavyweights... mostly unknown showbiz executives in Los Angeles [who are] working behind the scenes in left-leaning politics: hosting Democratic Party fundraisers, sponsoring anti-war rallies, organizing abortion rights events, backing environmental legislation or producing message movies that promote peace, love and understanding."
The "Tinseltown Ten," he proclaims, are (1) Sony Pictures chairman and CEO Michael Lynton; (2) Wild Brain CEO Charles Rivkin, (3) Star Trek director...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:27 PM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
The Calgary Sun's Kevin Williamson posted an article today (both on the Sun's website and on Canoe Jam) about the Judd Apatow myth-fantasy of hotties being attracted to and going out with galumphs, and he quoted yours truly as follows:

"This is all Judd reliving the dynamics of his marriage. I think everyone knows down deep that...birds of a feather flock together. It's very unusual for hotties to be with galumphs. Ask anybody. The only reason it happens, and it's the same in this town as it is in New York and elsewhere, is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:06 PM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
Blabbering Bill Clinton, bless him, has rescued Barack Obama from the "working-class Pennsylvanians are bitter" rap. Or he did 17 years ago, rather. It was revealed today by the Huffington Post's Nico Pitney that in September 1991 Clinton said pretty much the same thing that Obama has been taking heat for when he referred to blue-collar bubba voters as "all these economically insecure white people who are scared to death," in a September 1991 Los Angeles Times article.
Which is more insulting to a typical Pennsylvania blue-collar Reagan Democrat -- being called "scared to death" or "bitter"? Isn't it more...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:18 PM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
Bruce McDonald's The Tracey Fragments (Thinkfilm, 5.9) is apparently the first feature ever to be composed entirely of "Mondrian-like" split screens. The Canadian-produced film is also propelled, to go by festival reviews, by Ellen Page's tour de force performance as 15 year-old Tracey Berkowitz, who recaps her recent history as she "sits on the back of a city bus, naked except for the tattered curtain she's wrapped in, and looking for her missing brother, whom she fears she has hypnotized into believing he's a dog."

I've avoided seeing this film for a long time (it was...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:06 PM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
In his Friday (4.11) column, Variety's Peter Bart pointed to three recent instances in which distributors seemed to step away from apparent clunkers -- Valkyrie, Leatherheads and Drillbit Taylor -- or at least try to wash their hands of the odor. Their "bad habits," he said, have included the following:
* "Scheduling, then canceling, critics' screenings. As in the case of Leatherheads, this is the equivalent of announcing to the media community that a picture doesn't play. The critics will hammer it anyway, but maybe a couple of days later."
* "Scaling down expectations: As with Drillbit Taylor, the marketing folks created...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:55 AM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
It's a tired subject 'round these parts, but N.Y. Times columnist Frank Rich, having recently seen Errol Morris's Standard Operating Procedure (Sony Classics, 4.25 NY, 5.2 LA), is apparently confronting it for the first time: "Iraq is to moviegoers what garlic is to vampires."
Standard Operating Procedure, he believes, "will reach the director's avid core audience, but it is likely to be avoided by most everyone else no matter what praise or controversy it whips up.
"It would take another column to list all the movies and TV shows about Iraq that have gone belly up at the box office or...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:30 AM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:34 AM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
"Saw Iron Man. Iron Man very good. Had nice phoner with Jeff Bridges (we talked a lot about Lloyd Bridges). Iron Man gonna be huge. Please don't quote me." -- Top-drawer film critic writing from of a region outside New York and Los Angeles.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:00 AM on Sunday, April 13, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
I've been listening to the media chattering class kvetch all day about Obama's "working-class people are bitter" remarks. Half the time I love this country, half the time the way people think makes me ashamed and want to live elsewhere. The denial and stupidity levels in this country are staggering, breathtaking. The Clintoners are hounds from hell. If anything, Obama was putting it mildly, gently. And what he was doing was essentially saying the bitter are justified.
Obama is not only definitely going to win the Democratic nomination, but McCain is going to lose the November election. The reasons are simple, clear-cut,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:56 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
Thank God the winter doldrums are over. April has less than three weeks to go and then wham...May 1st, the acceleration into the Cannes Film Festival (which starts on May 14th), the beginning of the summer season and a new cavalcade of idiot movies that will drive everyone nuts by July. When are we going to hear something definitive about the Cannes lineup? By 4.25 or thereabouts?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:27 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
I love Robert Downey, Jr. when he's in his glib, smart-ass mode. Which is what...90%, 95% of the time? I've been hearing that Jon Favreau's Iron Man (Paramount/Marvel, 5.2) will be huge, but now I'm convinced. If it plays on this level (admonishing the robot, etc.), I'm down with it on a trust basis. Sometimes I'm on things earlier than most; sometimes I'm late to the party. No word from Paramount about screenings yet. Why, I wonder?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:59 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
"I live in rural Pennsylvania and am surrounded by the people Obama just described. Shit, some of them are even my family members. What Obama said is 100% true. These people have nothing going for them so they hang on to religion and guns for dear life. Now should Obama have made that comment? Probably not. But the people he just alienated weren't voting for him anyway. Or Hillary." -- HE reader "Redmond," posted this morning.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:30 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
How have things gone for Adrien Brody since he won the Best Actor Oscar for his work in The Pianist in March '03? He was the gifted 30ish actor with the striking honker who'd rebounded from career problems and had the macho swagger to soul-kiss Halle Berry on the Oscar stage, but since then...I dunno, you tell me. I greatly admire Brody and have no case against him, but I think it's fair to use the term "treading water" to describe the last five years. If that.

In '04 he costarred in M. Night Shyamalan's The Village,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:29 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
Open letter to Barack Obama campaign manager David Plouffe: In 2004 Oscar-winning documentarian Errol Morris (Standard Operating Procedure, The Fog of War), working with MoveOn.org, created a brilliant series of TV ads about "real people" (mostly Republicans) who'd voted for George Bush in 2000, but had decided to vote for John Kerry in 2004. This year, there are many more Republicans talking about voting for Obama than were persuaded about Kerry four years ago. See where I'm going with this?

I'm frankly surprised that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:21 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
"I'm not sure that's it's really a dramatic medium. I think it's closer to poetry." -- from Errol Morris' 2002 short film about the wonder and mysticism of movies, and how they affect various people from different walks of life.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:05 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
Prom Night is the weekend's #1 film with an expected $25.1 million tally by Sunday night. David Ayer's Street Kings will be a distant second with $12.4 million. Roberty Luketic's 21, hanging in there, will be third with a projected $9,973,000. Nim's Island will be fourth with $8,568,000, and poor Leatherheads, down over 50% from last weekend's opening haul, will earn about $5,819,000 for a fifth-place showing.
Dr. Seuss's Horton Hears a Who will be sixth with $5,792,000. Smart People will be seventh with $4,816,000 and $3700 a print ...not good. The Ruins will be eighth with $3,139,000. Superhero Movie! will come in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:54 AM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
DVD Talk's Randy Miller implied it, Defamer's Stu VanAirsdale said it bluntly and I'm seconding the motion -- director Paul Thomas Anderson needs to come out of his effete rabbit hole and deliver a much more fan-friendly DVD of There Will Be Blood. Because the one that came out last Tuesday is niggardly and flat-out disdainful of the faithful.

In his 4.8 review of the two-disc TWBB release, Miller wrote that Anderson "has gone on record stating that he no longer records audio commentaries, [which is] especially disappointing after the terrific tracks...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:43 AM on Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:37 PM on Friday, April 11, 2008
I concur 100% with Toronto Star critic Peter Howell when he says that "just one person saves Smart People from being completely wretched, [and] it's the presence of Thomas Haden Church."

The problem, unfortunately, is that Haden Church wears a truly wretched moustache in Noam Murro's film, and it wrestles with his performance. He's still the film's most winning actor (slightly more engaging than Ellen Page, and much more so than the growly and curmudgeonly Dennis Quaid), but every time you look at him your eyes go right to his upper lip and it's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:51 PM on Friday, April 11, 2008
That story about Mike Nichols doing a low-budget film in the Hamptons is a bogus embarassment. It started with Dark Horizon's' Garth Franklin linking to a column item by Hamptons.com's Jennifer Tuesday claiming that the "Oscar-winning" Nichols is about to shoot a "teen horror film" in the Hamptons area called Breadcrumbs. It turns out that (a) it's another Mike Nichols (a guy who happens to have the same name) directing this thing and (b) Tuesday is a brilliant reporter. It feels wonderful to have wasted time on this thing.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:32 PM on Friday, April 11, 2008
"There's been a lot of talk lately about film critics who've lost their jobs and their prestige, but there are worse things that can happen to a writer," The Oregonian's Shawn Levy has written. "And, unfortunately, one of these more serious fates has befallen D. K. Holm, the longtime Portland film and book reviewer, curmudgeon, gadfly, and boulevardier who finds himself battling cancer without the security of medical insurance to help him with the gargantuan bills that his care entails.

"Doug's medical prognosis is, thankfully, hopeful. But his economic situation remains dire. This is where...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:00 PM on Friday, April 11, 2008
Two days ago former Hollywood Reporter, Variety, Entertainment Weekly and L.A. Times journalist Anita Busch testified at the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping trial about the heavy intimidation she received in '02 (the "stop" note, the dead fish, etc.) at Pellicano's behest to back off from writing a tough story about one of his clients. Variety's Anne Thompson filed a story about it early Wednesday evening.
Busch, thought to be a pretty tough and shrewd reporter in her day, wept a bit, talked about how scared she was about her life back then and whether or not she could financially survive, declared that she...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:30 PM on Friday, April 11, 2008
Keanu Reeves' portrayal of his ragged-edge L.A. detective in David Ayer's Street Kings is one reason I wasn't very comfortable watching it. Forrest Whitaker's performance, as I explained on 4.5, is another. There's a costar I did like, however -- took to him immediately, decided he was cool. I'm speaking of 26 year-old Chris Evans, who plays a younger cop who pools forces with Reeves around the beginning of the third act.

I was therefore doubly irate at this film when...how can I put this? If you have a strong character with...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:30 PM on Friday, April 11, 2008
Incredibly, the people behind Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, a right-wing documentary that uses Ben Stein to try and sell the idea of "intelligent design" (i.e., creationism in new clothes), are opening it in godforsaken Los Angeles on 4.18 and have hired Rogers & Cowan to flack for it and arrange for press screenings (one on Monday, 4.14 and another the following day).

The downside is that the film's only booking is at Mann's Beverly Center, an old-style shoebox plex (built in 1981) where little movies go to die.
Here's the best...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:45 PM on Friday, April 11, 2008
Indiewire's Eugene Hernandez has written that buyers have told Cinetic Media that one reason they're not interested in Tia Lessin and Carl Deal's Trouble The Water, a doc about the Katrina disaster that showed at Sundance '08, is that it's "too black." He also quotes an unnamed distribution exec having allegedly asked, "Why aren't more white people in the film?"

Defamer's Stu VanAirsdale has jumped into this one also, writing that "we'll take a swag epidemic any day over a gang of rich assholes passing racism off as caution."
Hold up there, Eugene...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:47 AM on Friday, April 11, 2008
There's a pet expression that too many people use if they're excited and delighted about something very positive that's just happened -- meeting an old friend, running into a good friend by coincidence on the street, hearing good news, etc. They open their mouths, bug out their eyes, put their hands to their faces (or the sides of their heads) and say, "Oh, my Gawd!" Except they say it almost like a question, as if to say "if God is listening, will He/She hear my immense joy?"
I didn't really mean "people" because I've never once heard a straight guy say this...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:07 AM on Friday, April 11, 2008
Near the end of this clip (which is mainly about Bill Clinton lying in trying to defend his wife's Bosnia lie, which she stated three or four times), Matt Lauer brings up yesterday's Associated Press-Ipsos national poll numbers showing McCain and Obama tied at 45-45.
In what way is '08 a change year when the red staters are standing by McCain to this degree? An old guy who promises Bush III, an indefinite Iraq conflict, is dug in deep with the lobbyists, same old lower taxes for fat cats, etc. The levels of ignorance in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:12 AM on Friday, April 11, 2008
Prom Night, opening today in roughly 2700 theatres, is tracking at 70, 31 and 17 -- obviously the film to beat this weekend. What kind of coarse jungle genes do you need in your system to be looking forward to this thing? Don't the under-25s realize that buying a ticket to it is tantamount to stenciling the words "shameless moviegoing cretin" on their foreheads?

As critic Brian Orndorf has observed, "Stop me if you've read these ingredients before: a PG-13 horror picture, a remake of an 80s cult classic, directed by nondescript filmmaker, pathetically kept...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
According to this 4.10 Yahoo article by Jeanna Bryner, the Judd Apatow fantasy of schlubby galumphs hooking up with hot mommas isn't that much of a fantasy.
"Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category," she writes. "New research reveals couples in which the wife is better looking than her husband are more positive and supportive than other match-ups. The reason, researchers suspect, is that men place great value on beauty, whereas women are more interested in having a supportive husband."
I still think this is horseshit. Birds...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:30 PM on Thursday, April 10, 2008
I spoke this morning with Tom McCarthy, director-writer of The Visitor (Overture, 4.11 limited). He was calling from a train from Boston to New York. The reception cut out at one point, but is otherwise audible. The chat runs about 25 minutes.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:14 PM on Thursday, April 10, 2008
Tom McCarthy's The Visitor (Overture, 4.11 limited) is easily among the best films of the year so far -- right up there with The Bank Job, Young @Heart, Shine a Light, In Bruges, Taxi to the Dark Side and 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days. If I'd been more on my game I would have seen it at last January's Sundance Film Festival, but something obstructed. (I'm telling myself it was the 72-hour flu that got me the night before Heath Ledger was found dead.)

Set mostly in Manhattan, The Visitor is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:41 AM on Thursday, April 10, 2008
Near the end of Errol Morris's Standard Operating Procedure (Sony Classics, 4.25 NYC, 5.2 LA), which examines the whys and the particulars of the Abu Ghraib prisoner-torture scandal, a middle-aged, non-military investigator who looked into the matter while stationed in Iraq (and apparently remained there for a prolonged period), offers a conclusion about the overall Iraq War effort that is blunt, bitter and shorn of any semblance of spin. It last 43 seconds.

Listen to it right here. He mentions the Abu Ghraib scandal first, but he quickly shifts into an appraisal of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:52 AM on Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
"Bad buzz. Creative infighting. Superhero gridlock at the multiplex. For Marvel Studios, handling gamma rays is starting to look like a cakewalk compared to turning The Incredible Hulk (Universal, 6.13) into a movie franchise." -- the lead graph from Brooks Barnes' 4.10 N.Y. Times piece, which mainly focuses on negative fan reaction to the trailer and creative differences between star-screenwriter Ed Norton and Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:49 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
What's the point of running a tribute to the original 1965 George Lois Esquire cover with Virna Lisi? It meant something in the mid '60s, sort of -- obviously a faint provocation or taunt aimed at forward-thinking women -- but what does it mean for Jessica Simpson to repeat it for the May issue? Nothing. The Esquire website, which is always behind the curve, doesn't even mention it.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:31 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
A $30 million Ben-Hur mini-series has been launched by Alchemy TV, producer David Wyler (son of Willam Wyler, the director of the 1959 Oscar-winning classic) and director Christian Duguay. Fine...except for two problems.

Problem #1 is that the present-tense Wyler told Variety's Ali Jaafar and John Hopewell that "in my mind" the miniseries "is dedicated to my dad and [Charlton Heston]...we think it's a great way to keep his memory alive." Never, ever make a movie as a tribute to anyone or anything. Make it only for reasons that are tied to the present and future tense....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:42 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
"There is a strangely static and claustrophobic quality to the fiercely loyal cult Hillary Clinton has gathered around her since her first lady years," writes Salon's Camille Paglia in a deliciously phrased diss piece [dated 4.9.08].

"Postmortem analysts of this presidential campaign will have a field day ferreting out all the cringe-making blunders made by her clique of tired, aging courtiers who couldn't adjust to changing political realities. Hillary's forces have acted like the heavy, pompous galleons of the imperial Spanish Armada, outmaneuvered by the quick, bold, entrepreneurial ships of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:34 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
The formidable Tommy Lee Jones lets go with three choice comments during an interview with 02138's Richard Bradley -- about Iraq and the draft, righties pushing for the building a border fence between the U.S. and Mexico, and the meaning of the ending of No Country for Old Men.

(1) Draft/Iraq: "About eight months ago, [New York Democratic congressman] Charlie Rangel came out advocating the reinstitution of the draft, and people were shocked. 'Congressman Rangel,' they said, 'why would you argue for the reinstitution of the draft?' He said, 'It's very simple. We have a volunteer...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:49 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Democratic political consultant and former West Wing writer Lawrence O'Donnell has tapped out a short play about how things could go at the Democratic Party convention in August could go if there's still a close contest going on between Hillary and Barack. Which won't be the case, of course. It'll be over sometime in early to mid June. But it's good writing. It reminds me of the tone of Gore Vidal's The Best Man. The only it doesn't have are lines like "there are no ends -- only means."

Barack: Hillary, I care about two things...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:28 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
"While researching an upcoming piece on the films of 1968, Variety's Todd McCarthy "noticed that The Green Berets was the 10th highest grossing picture of the year, and it struck me that this was very likely the last film about a contemporaneous war that actually made money. So no wonder all those Iraq movies are bombs."

Which suggests...what, that a Green Berets-styled Iraq War film might succeed where others have failed? That if some director were to invent an optimistic fiction that had U.S. forces winning with someone like the Duke leading the charge, it might do...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:22 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
I was thinking last night about all the rancor that goes on at this site. At least it's proof that HE readers aren't ones to nod off and say "tutto bene." This led me for some reason to re-read Richard Brody's "Auteur Wars" in the 4.7 New Yorker this morning, and the following passage from a December 2007 Die Zeit interview (translated by GreenCine) with Jean Luc Godard:
"Arguing about cinema [is] something that's stayed with me from the days of the nouvelle vague, even though it no longer exists in this form," he says early on. "Because the beautiful thing...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:57 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
To hear it from Oscar-winning filmmaker Errol Morris, his new documentary about the Abu Ghraib prison scandal, Standard Operating Procedure (Sony Classics, 4.25 NYC, 5.2 in L.A.), basically says that U.S. soldiers based in Iraq who tortured and humiliated local terrorist suspects weren't that bad. If you grade them on a curve, that is. Because we're all that bad if given half a chance. We're all about as decent and humane as the next guy until circumstances and dark guidance bring out our inner monster

"I made a movie about people like yourself or myself trapped...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:08 AM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
HE to that self-amused New York "Vulture" writer who tapped out yesterday's item about how Stanley Weiser's script of W, the basis of Oliver Stone soon-to-shoot George Bush biopic, sounds like the comedy hit of '09 that perhaps should costar Will Ferrell and Seth Rogen, etc.
Have you read Weiser's script or merely Stephen Galloway and Matthew Belloni's 4.7.08 Hollywood Reporter story about the reaction of four Bush biographers to it, and perhaps also that link to the first four pages of an October draft of the W/Bush script?
If you've read Weiser's script then I don't know what...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:15 AM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
A guy who hears things and is usually on (or close to) the money says that Mike Myers' conduct on The Love Guru "has once again raised the bar for nutty behavior and he's driven everyone at Paramount over the edge. Crazy, crazy, crazy." In short, the usual-usual. Eccentricity and exactitude sometimes go with the territory. If you want to deal only with moderate people and moderate behavior, work for the insurance industry. No surprise if what I'm hearing is even half true. I did some Entertainment Weekly reporting about Myers back in the Wayne's World (and Wayne's World sequel) heyday, and I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:34 PM on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Slate's Kim Masters has taken a poke at the Valkyrie postponement, reporting the United Artists position that the bump to the Presidents' Day weekend "represented an opportunity to cash in, [although] many see the move as a very bad sign, and, indeed, the buzz on the film is not good.
"What's not in dispute is that filming remains unfinished, which is remarkable for a movie that started shooting in September 2007. One piece not yet shot is a battle sequence that begins the movie. An insider says director Bryan Singer will film a scaled-back version of what was originally conceived as a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:29 PM on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Nobody cares about Carol Reed's Outcast of the Islands, a 1952 adaptation of Joseph Conrad's novel with Trevor Howard in the lead role of Willem, a man who surrenders his dignity and civility for the love of a native woman. It's a forgotten film and nobody cares at all. Except, I'm thinking, possibly those obsessive weirdos at the Criterion Collection. Those guys are just whacked enough to put out a remastered version of this British-produced film on DVD.

I saw it on the tube eons ago, and I've never forgotten a scene in which Robert Morley...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:57 PM on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
The fact that you can't rent or buy Larry Cohen's The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover on DVD, and that it hasn't been shown in a Los Angeles theatre since '83 or thereabouts makes the three-day booking at the New Beverly Cinema (4.13 to 4.15 at 9:25 pm) something of an event.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:51 PM on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Yet another take on the slow eclipse of elite film criticism has been filed by L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein ("The Death of the Critic").

The piece is partly based on his having interviewed students from an entertainment reporting class at the USC School of Journalism, whom Goldstein and L.A. Times reporter John Horn visited last week at the invitation of instructor Charles Fleming.
"The internet has played a big role in [this process]," Goldstein writes. "It has promoted a democratization of opinion in which solo bloggers -- most famously Matt Drudge -- can...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:24 PM on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
As I understand it, the MGM/UA rationale for bumping Bryan Singer's Valkyrie from October 3rd to February 13th (i.e., President's Day weekend) is simple -- they believe it will make more money on that date than it will in early October.

Conventional wisdom says that a twice-bumped movie that ends up opening in February of the following year has a problem. On the other hand we're all on a moving train, and it's necessary each and every day to hit refresh and ask, "Okay, what's changed? What's evolving? What is the reality of the situation...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:56 AM on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
No matter what problems Bryan Singer and Tom Cruise's Valkyrie may be grappling with, there is nothing worse than postponing a major film's release date for the second time and, as MGM and United Artists announced this morning, pushing the opening from October 3rd to February 13th.
I'm sorry to say this but today's announcement was tantamount to throwing in the towel. MGM and UA have more or less said to the world, "This movie has problems so insurmountable that they can't be fixed even over the next six and a half to seven months...even with the benefits of extra shooting,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:07 PM on Monday, April 7, 2008
Thanks to Chicago Sun Times blogger Jim Emerson for calling attention to my 3.12.08 "Eclipse of the Hunk" piece, which basically observed that due to the films of Judd Apatow, "marginally unattractive guys -- witty stoners, clever fatties, doughy-bodied dorks, thoughtful-sensitive dweebs and bearish oversize guys in their 20s and 30s -- can be and in fact are the new 'romantic leads' (for lack of a better or more appropriate term) in today's comedies."
Of course, Emerson uses the occasion to ridicule me, and of course his talk-backers follow suit. Emerson says I sounded "like a Dixieland racist spouting off about...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:45 PM on Monday, April 7, 2008
Have there been any reliable surveys that show definitively that the majority of gay guys are siding with Hillary Clinton? I've been sensing this all along but I've never seen it proved. If it turns out to be true, the easy or obvious explanation is that gay guys love tough, suffering battle-axe types (Joan Crawford, Eva Peron, Bette Davis, Judy Garland, etc.) -- women who've been around the rodeo and won't take no guff. If true, I think it's deplorable that gay men would go for Clinton because she fits the definition of a certain admired "type." It's lazy emotional thinking of the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:00 PM on Monday, April 7, 2008
Can a case be made for the Curse of the Hawaiian Movie? Not films shot in Hawaii (although these sorta kinda count) as much as ones that take place there. If you remove From Here to Eternity, Blue Crush and Punch Drunk Love from the equation, you're looking at one problematic, mediocre or flat-out bad movie after another for the last 50 or 60 years. With perhaps a few other exceptions, the general rule is "Hawaii movies = watch out!"

When I saw those hot hula girls in grass skirts handing out leis before a critics' screening...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:24 PM on Monday, April 7, 2008
Grass will never grow under the feet of Turner Classic Movies when it comes to tributes to just-deceased actors. The programmers probably started calling each other late Saturday night after hearing of Charlton Heston's death, and they had a date -- Friday, April 11th -- and a lineup locked by this morning if not sometime yesterday. But they chose to show The Hawaiians ('70) along with The Buccaneer, Ben-Hur, Khartoum and Major Dundee.

All actors wind up costarring in mediocrities like The Hawaiians from time to time, but their biggest nightmare as they pocket the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:54 PM on Monday, April 7, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:48 PM on Monday, April 7, 2008
The following point was brought up by Bill Maher and a few columnists last week, but the ignorance or tunnel vision that was in effect during last week's Martin Luther King tributes wasn't, by my sights, widely acknowledged. It can't hurt to point it out again.

Overlooked in all the pious and rotely kowtowing speeches heard on the 40th anniversary of King's murder (the ones by Hillary Clinton and John McCain struck me this way especially) is the fact that during the last two or three years of his life ('65 to '68), King said a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:31 AM on Monday, April 7, 2008
"I can still see Widmark turning the pages of the script, and his voice was so frightening. He was not repeating his most famous role [i.e., Tommy Udo in Kiss of Death], but you knew that evil son of a bitch was somehow still lurking, still inside him, ready and willing to kill you but, more than that, anxious to put you in agony." -- William Goldman recalling a moment in '75 or thereabouts when Richard Widmark read for the part of Szell in front of Goldman and John Schlesinger, at a time when it wasn't 100% certain that Laurence Olivier would...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:25 AM on Monday, April 7, 2008
Tough super-delegate math for Hillary Clinton, another even-steven Pennsylvania poll (the third in this vein), and Barack Obama leading Clinton 56 to 33 in North Carolina. But it would be disingenuous of me not to applaud Clinton for (according to Drudge) reportedly calling on Bush to boycott the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:46 AM on Monday, April 7, 2008
The Reel Geezers (Lorenzo Semple, Marcia Nasatir) on Leatherheads -- a very frank, very intelligent pan by a pair of old pros who speak with believable authority about the studio-era classic comedies that George Clooney's film tries to emulate. This was "added" on 4.6 -- these guys don't post in advance of a film's release?
Sample comments: (a) "These guys are running around like crazy trying to make a funny movie, and it's embarassing...like being in a restaurant and no waiters or busboys"; (b) "It is singularly unfunny and doesn't...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:42 AM on Monday, April 7, 2008
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Does the firing of top Clinton campaign strategist Mark Penn over his mucking around with the Columbian government over the possible passage of a bilateral trade treaty with the United States (which threatened to muddy by association Hillary Clinton's anti-NAFTA posturings) going to be read as a credibility compromiser by Joe Lunchbox voters in Pennsylvania, or is the story too complex to affect their understanding of things? I had to read this story twice to absorb all the angles. Working men like to keep things straight and plain and sound-bitey.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:02 PM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:43 PM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
The Newark Star Ledger's Stephen Whitty has run a good story about Charlton Heston. "I'm waiting though -- and wondering -- if we're going to hear from Michael Moore on this," he writes. "I've enjoyed his books, and films, but I thought Bowling for Columbine was dicey, particularly when he went to interview Heston -- and when I called Moore on it at the time, he insinuated that Heston was somehow lying or exaggerating the Alzheimer's he announced he's been diagnosed with."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:41 PM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
Young @ Heart (Fox Searchlight, 4.9) opens three days from now. I've seen it twice since catching it at last summer's L.A. Film Festival (for a total of three sits), and I could see it another couple of times, no sweat. It so far the year's most emotionally affecting film, hands down. Easily. And it manages this without resorting to anything treacly or mawkish or calculated.

You might have heard Young @ Heart is some kind of family film or an old person's musical, or something for people with aging parents. What it is is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:26 PM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
If I had George Bush's job, I would join Nicholas Sarkozy in threatening not to attend Beijing Olympics' opening ceremony unless China agrees to (a) talk with the Dalai Lama, (b) free political prisoners and (c) put an end to an alleged brainwashing campaign for Tibetans "in an effort to end nearly a month of unrest." Bush is far too mushy and committed to status quo cash flow to take such a stand, but I genuinely respect Sarkozy for standing up. I didn't think he had it in him.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:33 PM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
"Charlton Heston is an axiom. He constitutes a tragedy in himself, his presence in any film being enough to instill beauty. The pent-up violence expressed by the somber phosphorescence of his eyes, his eagle's profile, the imperious arch of his eyebrows, the hard, bitter curve of his lips, the stupendous strength of his torso -- this is what he has been given, and what not even the worst of directors can debase.

"It is in this sense that one can say that Charlton Heston, by his very existence and regardless of the film he is in,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:31 PM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
The main point in a 4.6 piece about the just-deceased Jules Dassin by Time's Richard Corliss is that aside from his reputation as the father of the sophisticated heist film, he was a gifted but not exceptionally talented in-and-outer who lived through a 40-year dry spell after his last big hit, Topkapi, in 1964.

That's not an unfair verdict, but some of what Corliss says veers on the mean-spirited. He under-values, at the very least, the delicious aroma of first-rate heist films, and how grateful millions are for the survival of the genre, and that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:51 AM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
A month and half ago Fox 411's Roger Friedman wrote that several sources had told him that Paramount Pictures was negotiating with the Cannes Film Festival organizers to show Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull as the opening-night attraction, and now a 4.5 Screen Daily report says that Crystal Skull costar John Hurt has told BBC talk-show host Jonathan Ross that "we will be opening the film at the Cannes Film Festival."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
Fantasy Moguls' Steve Mason is reporting a higher weekend figure for Martin Scorsese's Shine a Light -- $2.15 million -- than what I've been told it's likely to be, which is something in the vicinity of $1.4 million. Even if Mason turns out to be right, it's still lower than it should be. You can use terms like "limited success" or "IMAX hit," but the bottom line is that it fizzled. And nobody under 40 cared what the boomer-aged critics had to say.
If Fox Searchlight's Young @ Heart, which is also about performing rock standards, is the year's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:43 AM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
I'd like it known that as I tapped out yesterday morning's box-office report, I considered and discarded the use of the word "fumble" in describing the opening- weekend performance of Leatherheads. Fair warning -- anyone who uses this or any other football term (tackled, thrown for a loss, field goal) in their box-office summary stories will be facing a slight blowback factor.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:15 AM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
Two or three days ago I passed along that comment about Sean Penn being "so great" in Gus Van Sant's Milk (i.e., from an actor-director friend with reliable early-buzz connections),and thereafter concluded that Milk could be regarded, if you're into mindless spitballing, as the #2 contender for the '08 Best Picture Oscar, right behind David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

The only thing that scares me about Milk is Van Sant himself, which is to say my uncertainty about who he is or wants to be right now. The c.w. is that there...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:04 AM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:30 AM on Sunday, April 6, 2008
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Three or four recollections about Charlton Heston, who passed this evening at age 84 after grappling with Alzheimer's Disease for the last six years or so. In such a condition, departure for realms beyond is not the worst option.

(1) I saw Heston speak at a black-tie dinner at the Beverly Wilshire maybe nine or ten years ago. He didn't carry a cane but he could barely walk -- he was just shuffling along. I considered him a kind of enemy at that point because of his support of the NRA but my heart went out...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:11 PM on Saturday, April 5, 2008
In my very limited readings and discussions about David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which is certainly, I've begun to tell myself, a formidable contender for the '08 Best Picture Oscar, it never hit me that Eric Roth's original March 2005 script is 205 pages long. I'm sure it's been compressed and pruned down, like any other script that goes before the cameras, but it does seem as if the final film, which comes out 12.19, has a chance of being on the longish side.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:00 PM on Saturday, April 5, 2008
"The decision to go to war should be a simple decision. It should be based on whether or not a President is willing to send his own son to war. If he isn't, how can he send the sons of others?" -- former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura, speaking on CNN within the last 24 hours. The thinking here is too simplistic to be called truly wise or perceptive, but I respect it. You can't be too thread-county in your moral-political evaluations. You have to be willing to listen to Jesse Ventura-type guys, and give them their just due.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:39 PM on Saturday, April 5, 2008
It is unattractive for any writer to use the word "I" with any constancy, not to mention unwise and unpersuasive. But this 4.6 N.Y. Times article by Matt Richtel is unmistakably and unavoidably the life of yours truly. Reading it ten minutes ago was the heaviest Roberta Flack "Killing Me Softly" moment I've experienced in a very long while.
"A growing work force of home-office laborers and entrepreneurs, armed with computers and smartphones and wired to the hilt, are toiling under great physical and emotional stress created by the around-the-clock Internet economy that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:55 PM on Saturday, April 5, 2008
Every so often, sometimes inadvertently, movies comment about themselves. Sometimes amusingly, sometimes not. In George Miller's The Road Warrior, you're expected to chuckle when the Humungous says after lots of high-velocity mayhem, "There's been entirely too much violence."

In Chapter 27 , the recently-released drama about the build-up to the killing of John Lennon by Mark David Chapman (Jared Leto), it's hard not to smirk when Leto, speaking in a strongly actor-ish southern drawl, says he can't stand movies in which actors seem to be...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:08 PM on Saturday, April 5, 2008
An "amazing gathering of film luminaries" are attending a weekend of mourning in and around London for the late director Anthony Minghella. A three-hour Catholic service was held this afternoon St. Thomas More church in Swiss Cottage, a suburb of London. Elegant and heartfelt words were spoken about Minghella by Talented Mr. Ripley costars Matt Damon and Jude Law, English Patient author Michael Ondaatje and costar Juliette Binoche, and Minghella's producing colleague Harvey Weinstein (who also delivered a message on behalf of the ailing Sydney Pollack, who was Minghella's producing partner).
Dominic Minghella (the director's brother), Cold Mountain costar Renee Zellweger...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Saturday, April 5, 2008
In its second weekend, Robert Luketic's 21 has dropped only 30% and will be the weekend's #1 film. It's expected to do roughly $16,634,000 by Sunday night.
Tracking had indicated George Clooney's Leatherheads, which opened nationwide yesterday, would earn something in the $15 to $20 million range, but it will only make $13,845,000 for the weekend. Something happened out there, enthusiasm didn't build, people had second thoughts or actually read reviews. (Time for the Saturday morning tut-tutters to write in and say if I knew how to read tracking I would have known all along that Leatherheads was a shortfaller waiting to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:43 AM on Saturday, April 5, 2008
Friday, April 4, 2008
Yesterday a Variety story painted another portrait of 20-somethings who don't want to know from film critics. Except this time it was columnist Anne Thompson, and she was basing her reading on first-hand experience as a part-time USC instructor. She described her film criticism students as "film-obsessed and hardly representative of their non-cinephile peers" but says they "can't name a working critic other than Roger Ebert, and that's thanks to his TV fame.

"They scan Rolling Stone or Entertainment Weekly, but they don't know critics Peter Travers or Owen Gleiberman. They check out film rankings at...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:06 PM on Friday, April 4, 2008
A just-posted teaser trailer for Fernando Meirelles' Blindness (Miramax, 9.19), which may screen next month at Cannes (according to one trade magazine report), appeared a few minutes ago.

Based on the Jose Saramago novel with a screenplay by Don McKellar, the futuristic drama costars Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Alice Braga, Danny Glover and Gael GarcÃÂa Bernal. Meirelles is of course known for having directed City of God and The Constant Gardener.
"When a sudden plague of blindness devastates a city, a small group of the afflicted band together to triumphantly...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:37 PM on Friday, April 4, 2008
I've heard some credible-sounding information from a couple of solid guys about The Argentine and Guerilla, Steven Soderbergh's Cannes-bound Che Guevara films. And the situation, they're telling me, is more or less as follows:

(1) The second of the two films, Guerilla, which deals with Guevara's failed attempt to incite a revolution in Boliva in 1967, is pretty much done, largely, I gather, because principal photography was completed on this one before it was on The Argentine, which is about the triumphant Cuban revolution from '56 to late '58. (I've written the films' producer Laura Bickford to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:32 PM on Friday, April 4, 2008
I remember reading about a comic bit performed by George Bush at the '04 or '05 Gridiron Club dinner about looking around for WMD's that didn't exist, like he was looking for a lost wallet. The fantasy rationale Bush had used for starting the Iraq War and causing the deaths of thousands of Iraqis and U.S. troops and bringing untold pain into the lives of millions had devolved into joke material. By admitting he'd been full of it he won people over...hilarious.
In the same vein Hillary Clinton tried joking her...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:35 PM on Friday, April 4, 2008
As I said in my initial review of Shine a Light, which opens today (and, to repeat once again, must be seen in the IMAX format), it's hard to get into the big standards that "Shattered," "Start Me Up," "Honky Tonk Women," "Jumpin' Jack Flash," etc. The highlights of Martin Scorsese's concert film are the less well-known, mid-rangers like "Tumblin' Dice," "Live With Me," "As Tears Go By," "Champagne and Reefer," "Faraway Eyes" and "She Was Hot." If there are You Tube/Shine a Light videos of these performances, it's news to me.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:07 AM on Friday, April 4, 2008
The Harry Ransom Center, an arts and culture study and archive branch of the University of Texas at Austin, has put up over 50 videos of "Mike Wallace Show" interviews from 1957, plus a selection of audio-only revisitings and transcripts. What a weird, constricted, almost repulsively narrow-minded world it seems to have been back then. Or at least, as far as what's implied by Wallace's questions and the answers he gets.

Wallace smokes constantly during the interviews and hustles Phillip Morris cigarettes like there's a stern-faced Phillip Morris account executive standing just out of camera...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:13 AM on Friday, April 4, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:04 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
Average Joes don't want to know from Leatherheads reviews -- Thursday's tracking suggests that George Clooney's period football comedy will do about $20 million this weekend -- but if they did they'd be sullen. The Rotten Tomatoes creme de la creme has given it a lousy 33% positive and the non-elite has passed along a dispiriting 53% positive.
That said, it's only fair to acknowledge that Leatherheads has a guy-buried-in- mud gag in the final act that's pretty good. Even though I'll bet Clooney stole it from a similar bit in Henry Hathaway's North to Alaska. During a big slapstick...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:13 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
The hearts of many Los Angeles-based, Hollywood-covering journalists were broken (mine included) this morning when a Michael Cieply N.Y. Times piece reported in today's edition that Paramount had screened Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder the night before last.

It takes me a while to process these things. I guess I succumbed to a kind of fog or numbness. An hour or so after I first read the article I found myself wandering the streets of West Hollywood, wondering who I was and what my life amounts to if I can't get into an early-bird screening attended...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:16 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
The San Francisco Chronicle's Jon Carroll pays a visit to a large dusty Quonset hut in an abandoned airfield some 15 miles east of San Bernardino -- the former headquarters of the National Film Critics Training and Storage Facility (NAFCRIT). "Back when the demand for movie critics was high, NAFCRIT was turning them out by the score," he notes. "There are a few old movie posters on the walls, all of them tattered. There's also a desk, although it doesn't appear to have been used for desklike purposes for some time."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:03 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
Another poll has detected a neck-and-neck situation in Pennsylvania following yesterday's PPP survey that showed Barack Obama with a two- point lead over Hillary Clinton. A poll conducted on 4.2 by InsiderAdvantage/ Majority Opinion in Pennsylvania shows Clinton at 45% and Obama at 43% -- the same situation given the usual margin of error. Clinton is ahead among whites by 49% to 40% -- a fraction of her earlier lead -- while Obama is ahead 56% to 29% among African-American voters. Clinton is ahead 49% to 38% among women; Obama edges Clinton 47% to 41% with men.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:15 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
"A perennially tan, silver-haired agent was ...the kind of man other men liked and women loved -- a charming, martini-drinking, storytelling Irishman...gentlemanly yet gruff, easy-going yet stern...[part of] a showbiz breed that is too rapidly dying out along with their enormous repository of Industry history...scrupulously loyal to clients, he was also a tough, shrewd negotiator who knew the politics and the rituals of Hollywood as only a true insider can." -- from Nikki FInke's nicely written appreciation to 71 year-old Guy McElwaine, the Hollywood agent, producer and former studio chief who died early this morning.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:22 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
For whatever reason, characters in movies of whatever slant or character rarely say the word "grotesque." It's hardly ever used in regular daily conversation, now that I think of it. Too judgmental, too assertive, too baroque. Perhaps because of this exotic usage, I always feel a certain arousal when a character pops it out. Only people of exceptional confidence and mental acuity seem to do so. And when they do, a little voice inside me goes "yes...perfect."
George C. Scott says it in The Hospital ("And you don't find something a little grotesque about all this?"); ditto Robert Duvall in Network ("...this...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:51 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
Every so often matters that don't immediately concern or feed into the writing of the column gather mass and force like a huge wave swell. It doesn't seem like much at first, but then the wave starts to break big-time and the roar becomes louder and louder and before you know it you're being slammed and knocked upside down and gasping with water up your nose. This happens every so often. You cope with it as best you can. Not the end of the world, but it eats the day.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:42 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
The full-boat trailer for Guillermo del Toro's Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Universal, 7.11). Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Luke Goss and Thomas Kretschmann costar.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:26 PM on Thursday, April 3, 2008
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Sex and Death 101 opens the day after tomorrow (4.4.). Directed and written by Daniel Waters (Heathers), and starring Winona Ryder and Simon Baker. A malevolent R-rated comedy. If only someone had persisted in offering me a chance to see it.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:56 PM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
A reliable friend in the creative community (i.e., no suspicious agenda) has written two things in response to the 2008 roundup piece: (a) "I'm hearing Doubt is really good and a likely Oscar contender" and (b) "Also hearing excellent things about things about Milk. Everyone is flipping out about how great Sean Penn is."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:31 PM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
At the end of Monday's business day (3.31), Variety's Pamela McLintock posted a story about the 2008 awards season starting to shape up. It's impossible to find it through Variety's sluggish search engine, but here's a rundown of the titles she mentioned and my thoughts about same.

I know next to nothing and can sense even less at this stage, but my blindshot hunch (based on a little siren call I'm half-hearing, like the sound of a mosquito) is that David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Gus Van Sant's Milk are potentially...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:10 PM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Universal intends to make a movie about Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the face of the moon and easily one of the dullest famous guys of all time. The film will be based on a book by James R. Hansen called "First Man: The Life of Neil A. Armstrong." It will be adapted into screenplay form by Nicole Perlman -- if the poor woman manages to stay awake while writing it.
In his 1971 book "Of a Fire on The Moon," Norman Mailer compared Armstrong's responses to questions from journalists to the way a cow grazing in...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:53 PM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Whatever films he makes, however good his performances, Josh Hartnett never seems to score a bulls-eye. Either his movies never make big money (not counting Pearl Harbor) or they never score a 9 or 10 with the critics. They score sevens and sixes, and very rarely eights. He's a good hombre with talent who's trying to make quality movies and avoid crap, and my heart goes out to anyone who's trying as hard as he seems to be. But something needs to happen.

Hartnett is working it, pushing it...he's no easygoing Charlie. And I really loved his...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:09 PM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
I don't know if this Annie Hall/iPhone spot is all that clever. I get it and all, but it's just a couple of insert shots inside a very familiar clip from Woody Allen's 1978 dramedy. Plus the footage from the film is muddy and murky and the iPhone footage is sharp and clear, so it doesn't even "marry," which is a hallmark of any sustandard ad or short. You know something? The hell with this ad. Not good enough.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
The Salt Lake Tribune's Sean P. Means has compiled a list of 27 film crickets who've been fired, retired, reassigned, pushed into freelance servitude or taken buyouts -- in short, whacked -- over the last two years. Not included are critics who died over that period (Good Morning America's Joel Siegel, Arizona Republic's Bill Muller) or critics "whose print publications were shot out from under them (e.g., Glenn Kenny, who continues at Premiere.com now that Premiere magazine has folded)."
This list has the same vibe as those occasional articles about military deaths in Iraq having reached a certain round number. The...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:11 PM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
I was a little shocked by a 4.2 Public Policy Polling survey that has Barack Obama edging Hillary Clinton among likely Pennsylvania Democratic voters by 45% to 43%. I thought the big hope for the Obama team was to lose to Clinton in the Keystone State by 10 percentage points or less. I called PPP's Dean Debnan to ask what's happening. He said his team was surprised also "so we went back and ran the survey a second time with a different group of respondents," etc. And the numbers are the numbers.
PPP surveyed 1224 likely Democratic primary voters on March...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:27 AM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
A few cynical cheap-shotters wrote yesterday that the excerpts of Stanley Weiser's W script, provided yesterday in an ABC News article by Marcus Baram, led them to wonder if this was some kind of April Fool's joke. These guys are monkeys, in my opinion, and they need to reel it in. Or better yet, consider what Weiser wrote this morning in an e-mail and what I wrote back.

"I'm glad that you see the potential in W," Weiser began. "As the writer of the script, you saw an early draft. The ABC News piece only...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:30 AM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Almost exactly 13 years ago Oliver Stone and his publicist Stephen Rivers arranged for me to pay a brief visit to the Nixon West Wing -- Oval Office, cabinet room, hallways, various offices, etc. Production designer Victor Kempster had built the amazingly detailed set (including an outdoor portion with grass and bushes) on a massive Sony sound stage.

I was let in just after Stone and his cast (including Anthony Hopkins) and crew had finished filming. It was sometime around February or March of '95. I wrote up my impressions for an L.A. Times Syndicate...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:27 AM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
In a 4.1 article, New York critic David Edelstein has written that "it was wrong to finger [Harvey] Weinstein for pulling [the late Anthony] Minghella's strings" in a 3.25 blog piece.
Here's how Edelstein synopsizes the original thing: "I said that Minghella, who died suddenly following surgery, never lived up to the potential of his first feature, Truly, Madly, Deeply, and I suggested that his career trajectory had a lot to do with Miramax's Harvey Weinstein pushing him in the direction of tony Oscar-bait material following the slew of Academy Awards for The English Patient."
"Yes, it's a minority...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:24 PM on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
A few days ago I mentioned a passing interest in wanting to read the script of Down and Dirty Pictures, an adaptation of Peter Biskind's 2004 book about the indie movie heyday of the '90s. A couple of days later a guy sent me a draft of it, written by Joshua James and Dean Craig, undated, 121 pages, based on a story by James and Ken Bowser. u

And I have to say the following: the movie, which PalmStar Pictures is going to shoot in September, may turn out well or not. But the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:52 PM on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
N.Y. Times media columnist David Carr considers the recent disappearance of all them film crickets -- Newsday's Gene Seymour and Jan Stuart, the Village Voice's Nathan Lee, Newsweek's David Ansen plus critics "at more than a dozen daily newspapers (including those in Denver, Tampa and Fort Lauderdale) and several alternative weeklies who have been laid off, reassigned or bought out in the past few years, deemed expendable at a time when revenues at print publications are declining," etc.
Carr quotes Defamer/Reeler columnist Stu VanAirsdale, MCN's David Poland, Entertainment Weekly critic Owen Gleiberman, Sony Classics co-chief Michael Barker, Village Voice executive editor Michael Lacey,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:45 AM on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
ABC News entertainment writer Marcus Baram has profiled Stanley Weiser's W screenplay, which Oliver Stone will begin shooting later this month, in some detail. At the end of the piece he quotes Bush's former press secretary Ari Fleisher (who denies, amazingly, that Bush used salty language), myself and University of North Carolina at Wilmington history professor Robert Brent Toplin, who wrote "Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11: How One Film Divided a Nation."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:57 AM on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Two articles about Hillary Clinton's Bosnian tall tale, written with gleaming steel scalpels by two highly respected essayists, the N.Y. Daily News' Stanley Crouch and Slate's Christopher Hitchens, appeared yesterday. The latter is especially searing regarding the Clinton administration's Bosnia policy in the early '90s.
They both use the term "White House" in statements of a similar context. "For all of the sound and the fury, I do not think that the Clintons will destroy the Democratic Party," Crouch writes. "And they will not ensure the victory of McCain. But I think that they have destroyed any possibility for themselves...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:11 AM on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
My Earthlink e-mail messages stopped coming in last night around 9 pm Pacific. The whole network is down as we speak. It took me 45 minutes this morning to pull this priveleged information out of the Earthlink tech support team in the Dominican Republic. With a pair of pliers. I went through through three very friendly guys who were reluctant to own up. If someone has an urgent message try me at gruver1@gmail.com. The D.R. guys said the Earthlink network would be back up in one or two or three hours. In other words, possibly by midnight tonight.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:23 AM on Tuesday, April 1, 2008