Democratic political consultant and former West Wing writer Lawrence O'Donnell has tapped out a short play about how things could go at the Democratic Party convention in August could go if there's still a close contest going on between Hillary and Barack. Which won't be the case, of course. It'll be over sometime in early to mid June. But it's good writing. It reminds me of the tone of Gore Vidal's The Best Man. The only it doesn't have are lines like "there are no ends -- only means."

Barack: Hillary, I care about two things exactly as much as you do: the party and getting the nomination.
Hillary: You mean you don’t give a shit about the party and you’d kill to get the nomination?
Barack (smiles): You wearing a wire? (beat) You know, all that ugly ink you’ve been getting all summer about destroying the party, handing the election to McCain -- there’s only one person who can make that go away. Me. That brilliant acceptance speech you’re expecting me to give can put you back where you belongâ€â€hero of the Democratic Party -- can put your husband back where he belongs -- respected statesman. Nothing else can.
Hillary: Winning can.
Barack: If you got the nomination, you’d lose to McCain and the Clintons become the official destroyers of the Democratic Party. End of story. Have fun in the Senate after that.
Hillary: C’mon, I can beat McCain. I can...
Barack: Hillary, your negative is at 49 percent. You have the highest negative of anyone who’s ever run. You cannot possibly win in November.
The best line comes at the very end when Bill comforts Hillary at the very end: "Don’t worry. McCain’ll kick his ass."
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on April 9, 2008 at 3:28 PM
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admiralmpj
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This was very good O'Donnell, but at the same time, it runs awful close to the actual Season 6 close of the West Wing in some areas. The only difference is the ending, where the McCain character, Arnold Vinnick is the one saying "Let's go win this thing..."
Posted by admiralmpj
at April 9, 2008 4:37 PM
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Titus Pullo
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It's good, but Gore Vidal it ain't.
Posted by Titus Pullo
at April 9, 2008 6:39 PM
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Breedlove
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For some reason I never, ever read these articles any more, with the gimmick that they are written in script form. It's incredibly annoying to read...I don't feel like reading it - I skipped it over when reading the magazine (in paper!) today - but I wonder if there is a point in writing it like a movie script as opposed to just writing a good article.
Posted by Breedlove
at April 9, 2008 8:26 PM
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BurmaShave
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Yeah it's amazing the parallels between Santos and Obama.
Posted by BurmaShave
at April 9, 2008 8:41 PM
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JChasse
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And you even had to spoil the ending! Way to go!
Posted by JChasse
at April 10, 2008 12:05 PM