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Sex and Death 101: Waters Video

Sex and Death 101 opens the day after tomorrow (4.4.). Directed and written by Daniel Waters (Heathers), and starring Winona Ryder and Simon Baker. A malevolent R-rated comedy. If only someone had persisted in offering me a chance to see it.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on April 2, 2008 at 10:56 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

I suppose it shouldn't be a surprise he's so funny. That might almost convince me to see it despite my intense disinterest for Simon Baker (as a leading man, I thought he was great in LA CONFIDENTIAL and THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA). Somebody give this guy a show, or at least I hope he keeps the videos up.

Also, HUDSON HAWK rocks. I'm too young to even remember it bombing or getting panned, so you people are just insane. I know the Cold War had just ended and things seemed so new and wonderful, but that's no excuse. Mordant screwball wonder. Also the best thing David Caruso ever did.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 12:06 AM

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silver Author Profile Page says ...

Interesting promo video, but Wow!-- Daniel Waters owns and lives in the house that Orson Welles died in? How cool...
But like he said, too bad that instead of Citizen Kane vibes, he got the later-in-life period where Welles couldn't get films made

(PS for some reason I was under the impression that most houses in the LA area didn't have basements)

Posted by silver Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 12:10 AM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

I'm surprised he isn't selling his LDs on E-bay.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 12:28 AM

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TerryKeefe Author Profile Page says ...

That video is great.

Here's a long interview I did with Waters on his film a few weeks ago.

http://thehollywoodinterview.blogspot.com/2008/04/daniel-waters-hollywood-interview.html


Posted by TerryKeefe Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 5:18 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

"Somebody give this guy a show, or at least I hope he keeps the videos up."

He's had a few shows....the best of the bunch being last years SMITH, which got the axe after 3 fucking episodes. Great television show that showed a lot of potental.

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 7:26 AM

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buckzollo Author Profile Page says ...

"If only someone had persisted in offering me a chance to see it."
? Wells are you kidding; just because this film had no one who was 6 or less degrees of separation from you, it has somehow slipped through the cracks? With all due respect do your job, or don't; but don't pass the buck.

Posted by buckzollo Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 7:35 AM

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actionman Author Profile Page says ...

sorry....thought you meant Simon Baker...tired...

Posted by actionman Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 7:36 AM

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arcnorgak Author Profile Page says ...

The video is hilarious. Waters is a genius. I can't wait to see this film.

Posted by arcnorgak Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 7:37 AM

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Mr. Peel Author Profile Page says ...

It's a funny, twisted movie. Not Heathers-funny, but of course few things are.

Posted by Mr. Peel Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 7:57 AM

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erniesouchak Author Profile Page says ...

It's a high-concept mess with a handful of funny scenes.

Posted by erniesouchak Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 8:02 AM

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calraigh Author Profile Page says ...

I saw this movie last year?!It's mediocre at best and Ryder is barely in it.It's boring and if it's a hit I'll eat someone's hat because I don't have one.It's all over the net by the way.Anyone can see it.In perfect DVD quality.

Posted by calraigh Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 9:08 AM

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Pelham123 Author Profile Page says ...

There's an interview with Waters in Wednesday's L.A. Times and they mention that the spot where Orson Welles died is still masked off with tape. That's one interesting house and a funny video as well.

Posted by Pelham123 Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 9:25 AM

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CinemaPhreek Author Profile Page says ...

For work I once had to go to Henry Jaglom's house and later someone mentioned that Orson Wells had given him the house in his will. That particular house looked exactly like you would expect Wells to have spent his later years in - a Charles Foster Kane meets William Randolf Hurst by way of Grandma Moses thing on a sprawling lot in Santa Monica.

Anyone here know if Wells did give the house to Jaglom, but perhaps it just happened to belong to him. I have to trust that Waters is in the one he passed away in.

Somehow I have feeling one of the regulars will have the inside skinny on this.

Posted by CinemaPhreek Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 10:35 AM

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Walter Sobchak Author Profile Page says ...

actionman says:

Someone told me there's a movie coming out next year called "Time of the Quickener". I don't know anything else about it but I can't wait to see it. I'll bet it's gonna be awesome!

Posted by Walter Sobchak Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 12:04 PM

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TheJeff Author Profile Page says ...

I can't believe Jeff hasn't posted "I'm fucking Obama" yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skIlZflDs9Y&NR=1

Posted by TheJeff Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 12:09 PM

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CinemaPhreek Author Profile Page says ...

TheJeff - Mucho kudos for that, I laughed so much I cried

Posted by CinemaPhreek Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 12:55 PM

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Jimmycrackcorn Author Profile Page says ...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who owns hundreds of laserdiscs in the original shrinkwrap with the pricetags still on (and thousands more I actually opened). Can someone hook me up with a time machine so I can go back and make 5 or 10 grand selling all that stuff at Dave's on Ventura?

Posted by Jimmycrackcorn Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 2:01 PM

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MilkMan Author Profile Page says ...

I don't understand why Heathers is such a highly-regarded film. It had a couple of funny moments. Otherwise it plays like a cartoon. And I blame Waters for making it okay to pepper your script with obnoxious made-up teen slang and the career of hacks like Scott Rosenberg and Diablo Cody. Oh, they're so
cool. Totally razor.

Posted by MilkMan Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 2:15 PM

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Yves Author Profile Page says ...

Diablo Cody is the new Daniel Waters?
I'd watch a youtube show of Waters traipsing through his house selling stuff. He's got a reality show right there-- the ghost of Wells and Russian roomers-- would make for some interesting noises at night.

Posted by Yves Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 2:52 PM

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Dzayson Author Profile Page says ...

Am I the only one who thought this video was totally lame? Just about the cheesiest (and most desperate) thing I've ever seen. Good god.

Posted by Dzayson Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 6:54 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

God the school of snarks hates this video. Defamer especially. They've found their new Cody.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at April 3, 2008 11:47 PM

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Chris Willman Author Profile Page says ...

"Am I the only one who thought this video was totally lame?"

Yes. I thought it was very, very funny.

Posted by Chris Willman Author Profile Page at April 4, 2008 6:05 PM

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