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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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Terrorist Hah-Hahs

Goofing off is the latest vein in post-9.11/ Iraq War cinema, according to Village Voice pulse-taker Anthony Kaufman. Three examples are cited: the grossly comedic Harold and Kummar Escape From Guantanamo, Morgan Spurlock's Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? and War, Inc., a satire of American imperialism in the Middle East that will have its U.S. premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival later this month.

"Trying to be earnest about something...does nothing to explain it," says documentarian Michael Tucker (Bulletproof Salesman, Gunner Palace). "That's why the fiction films [about the Iraq War] have largely failed -- because people are already in that emotional place. Yes, [the war is] tragic and horrible. Duh. What else is there?"

I've been meaning to write something about Spurlock's film (and I will), but the most persistent thought I had while watching it was that he's losing his hair. I kept saying to myself, "Wow, he's either gonna need some plugs really soon or he's going to have to just go with it and be James Taylor. Except he's a little young to be James Taylor." And I don't he can do the shaved-head thing with that Fu-Manchu moustache -- too extreme, too rednecky.

I realize that admitting to having thought mostly about Spurlock's hair problem is a kind of comment about the film. I guess that's what I'm doing. I'll have more to say about this tomorrow.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on April 15, 2008 at 05:49 PM

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Arran [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"I realize that admitting to having thought mostly about Spurlock's hair problem is a kind of comment about the film."

I thought you were going off on another of your bizarre rips at first, but that's actually a pretty telling comment on the film. I know I'm watching a movie that doesn't work when I start pondering shit like that.

Posted by Arran [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 15, 2008 06:59 PM

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Bilge [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Jeff, if my calculations are correct, this is the 12,946th time you've commented about a star or director losing their hair. I'm beginning to think this says more about you than about the films themselves.

That said, this movie does not look very inspiring.

Posted by Bilge [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 15, 2008 09:02 PM

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mitchtaylor [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

The only movie about the current events I really want to see is a merciless strangeloveian take on things. Things really are that "Duck and Cover" bad.

Posted by mitchtaylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 15, 2008 09:10 PM

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Edward [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

When I was building theatre sets and we'd have to fix a bad seam or mis-cut or aligned piece of the set we would always say, "If they're looking at this, it's not our fault."

Posted by Edward [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 15, 2008 10:32 PM

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Mr. Buckles [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

He's losing his hair? Gag him, tag him and take him to gitmo!

Good lord, stop channeling your issues and call your shrink.

Posted by Mr. Buckles [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 16, 2008 07:04 AM

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Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

When 'Super Size Me' came out, I bet Jeff made a big deal about the unattractive pudgy guy on the poster.

"What is this, a Judd Apatow movie?"

Posted by Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 16, 2008 01:09 PM

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George Prager [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

When I saw Fast, Cheap & Out of Control my persistent thought was "These guys are unattractive boring losers and I hate them."

Posted by George Prager [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 16, 2008 03:03 PM

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Posted by bill [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 16, 2008 07:09 PM

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Dave Polands Gut [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Far left films commenting on war. What are films that are terrible and make no money, Alex.

Posted by Dave Polands Gut [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 17, 2008 07:51 AM

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