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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

Three Denby Dings

Iron Man gripe #1 from New Yorker critic David Denby: "Without a continuous infusion of visual poetry, digital spectacle quickly burns through one's sense of awe." Gripe #2: "There's a slightly depressed, going-through-the-motions feel to the entire show." Gripe #3: "Apart from Downey's private sense of amusement, the kidding lacks conviction."


Illustration by John Ritter

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on April 28, 2008 at 1:25 PM

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Jamieson Author Profile Page says ...

If The New Yorker panned it it must be good! Awesome.

Posted by Jamieson Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 1:57 PM

comment #2

Dublin101 Author Profile Page says ...

I have the sinking feeling that Iron Man will not be as enjoyable as it's trailers. Empire magazine gave it 3 stars out of 5 and they are generally soft on Hollywood blockbusters. They felt that it suffered fro been yet another origin story. The review has the following quote;

"And where’s it written that comic-book franchises need origin stories? It didn’t hurt Indiana Jones, Connery’s James Bond or Captain Jack Sparrow that they arrived on our screens fully formed. Superheroes these days require a full C.V. and cover letter to get into our multiplexes."

Quite a good point.

Posted by Dublin101 Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 2:21 PM

comment #3

Terry McCarty Author Profile Page says ...

"Without a continuous infusion of visual poetry, digital spectacle quickly burns through one's sense of awe."

Sounds like Denby's letting his Paulette tendencies show again. Reminds me of Pauline's not-enough-room-to-breathe complaint about RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK in 81.

Posted by Terry McCarty Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 2:27 PM

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Dzayson Author Profile Page says ...

I could give a fuck about Iron Man. I'm far more interested in the posthumous illustration provided by John Ritter. How'd you get ahold of it, Jeff?

Posted by Dzayson Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 2:28 PM

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Sarcastig Author Profile Page says ...

Iron Man is good fun. The pace slackens a little here and there (origin stories take time), and the action setpieces aren't that extraordinary, but there are enough geeky, shitfaced grin-occasioning, whoa-moments to make it enjoyable.

Posted by Sarcastig Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 2:30 PM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

Burton's Batman was notable for relegating the origin to a brief flashback. That's why I usually prefer the inevitable sequel. You don't have to kill off the first hour with the origin.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 2:34 PM

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dinovelvet Author Profile Page says ...

"There's a slightly depressed, going-through-the-motions feel to the entire show". BINGO! That really encapsulates what I feel about it too. It looks and feels like Generic Superhero Movie No. 37, assembled from the spare parts of others - he can fly like Superman, he's got a cool suit and gadgets like Batman, let's throw in a lot of high-tech lab stuff like the Fantastic Four, and hey Spider-man's girlfriend was a redhead right? Yeah let's do that too.

Posted by dinovelvet Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 2:51 PM

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mizerock Author Profile Page says ...

Wow, did the "The Onion" scoop reality yet again?

"Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film"

Posted by mizerock Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 2:55 PM

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frankbooth Author Profile Page says ...

"...the kidding lacks conviction."

And as we all know, we must not kid lightly!

Am I the only one who is not quite sure what that means?

Posted by frankbooth Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 3:50 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Dublin: Indiana Jones had an origin story in the third film, and Bond had an origin story in the first book.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at April 28, 2008 10:57 PM

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nemo Author Profile Page says ...

"Without a continuous infusion of visual poetry, digital spectacle quickly burns through one's sense of awe."

"Sounds like Denby's letting his Paulette tendencies show again. Reminds me of Pauline's not-enough-room-to-breathe complaint about RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK in 81."

Pauline was right back in 81.

Posted by nemo Author Profile Page at April 29, 2008 12:36 PM

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