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Thanks to Variety's Anne Thompson for the initial YouTube post/link, and kudos to dialogue (i.e., subtitle) writer and stand-up comedian James Adomian. This isn't as funny as the collapse of HD-DVD video, but it's close.
Hitler/Clinton: "The superdelegates were supposed to trump the fucking voters! And now you tell me those fat fucks are waddling over to worship that dandy Obama, lke he's the second coming of Jimi Hendrix? Meanwhle what do we have to show for the millions wasted on get-out-the-vote? A bunch of old-fuck retirees and illiterate dropouts too stupid to punch a ballot with their fat little fingers?"
"You should't blame the voters," an adviser warns.
Hitler/Clinton: "They are losers...marshmallow-shaped dykes!" Adviser: "It doesn't look good to attack your supporters." Hitler/Clinton: "My supporters are the dumbest fucks in the country! Still bitching about NAFTA. I'm so sick of drinking whiskey with those pigs! What other working-class photo ops do they expect nme to do? Take a shit in a fucking outhouse? The DNC has thwarted my destiny! That faggot-loving Howard Dean blocked my path at every step! I'm the one who said from the beginning we should set Dean up with a hooker sting, like they did to Spitzer!"
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 9, 2008 at 6:13 AM
comment #1
lazarus
says ...
I found this funnier than the DVD one, though the Blades of Glory line probably made me laugh the most. So many creative insults about the staff, and the voters, puts this over the top (marshmallow-shaped dykes?!). And I loved "I'll make 9/11 look like the teacups at Disneyland!" Brilliant.
Posted by lazarus
at May 9, 2008 7:09 AM
comment #2
UnChien
says ...
this is pretty funny too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWaL1XnUPN0
Posted by UnChien
at May 9, 2008 7:35 AM
comment #3
D.Z.
says ...
They probably should have done something with Marie Antoinette.
Posted by D.Z.
at May 9, 2008 8:26 AM
comment #4
D.Z.
says ...
From yesterday's http://www.thismodernworld.com/ :
The news of Obama’s rock star visit to the House floor today, chatting up superdelegates, is bouncing around the blogosphere — but usually while overlooking this tidbit:
Clinton spent Wednesday in D.C. trying to lobby uncommitted House superdelegates, but she asked them to come to her… Obama showed up on their turf…
Even when reduced to begging, there’s still that same overbearing sense of entitlement that has crippled the Clinton campaign from day one.
Tuesday night in Indiana, Clinton insistently celebrated a narrow, short-term, meaningless victory, declaring it meant she was now “full speed†onward to her goal — precisely as everyone else was finally starting to see she can’t possibly win.
An overweening sense of personal entitlement… a prideful insistence on success in defiance of obvious facts… say, who does that remind us of?
http://www.bobharris.com/images/stories/hillarymissionaccomplished.jpg
And if that image offends her remaining dead-enders, let’s review: in the wake of 9-11, it wasn’t just George W. Bush telling the world “every nation has to be either with us or against us.†It was Hillary, as you can hear for yourself.
In October 2002, during the debate about giving Bush authorization to invade Iraq, it wasn’t just Dick Cheney telling the world in that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda. It was Hillary, as you can read for yourself.
And in February 2005, it wasn’t just John McCain claiming that democracy was taking root in Iraq, and that the insurgency was in its last throes. It was Hillary, standing physically shoulder-to-shoulder with John McCain, as you can see for yourself.
Enough.
Posted by D.Z.
at May 9, 2008 8:37 AM
comment #5
115thDreamer
says ...
Oh man, that's good stuff. I may like it better than the Blu-Ray/HD one as well. This one is more viciously funny - "with cunts for eyes!"
Posted by 115thDreamer
at May 9, 2008 9:19 AM
comment #6
dangovich
says ...
Funniest thing I've seen in awhile.
"I'm so sick of drinking whiskey with those pigs!"
Posted by dangovich
at May 9, 2008 9:42 AM
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