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"I keep thinking we should include something in the Constitution in case the people are too dumb to realize it when they've been given a shot at electing a candidate of an obviously superior grade with a once-in-a-lifetime potential to begin to truly transform and set things right, and...you know, when their brain pans won't allow them to understand that electing hollow proven liars offering retreads of past campaigns is only going to make things worse." (Apologies to Dan Collins.)

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 3, 2008 at 9:08 AM

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Indeed says ...

I assume theyre referring to Ron Paul, considering he is the only candidate who seems to have read the Constitution.

Which is probably why he has no chance of winning.

Posted by Indeed at May 3, 2008 10:37 AM

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Edward says ...

Ron Paul, the candidate the media won't talk about. He's in the Oregon Voters Guide. I'm assuming that means he'll be on the Republican Ballots.

Posted by Edward at May 3, 2008 1:12 PM

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BurmaShave says ...

Yes, Obama the Constitutional Law Professor has never read the Constitution. Only Ron Paul can save us!

Posted by BurmaShave at May 3, 2008 2:05 PM

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Bob Violence says ...

No, really, who are they talking about?

Posted by Bob Violence at May 3, 2008 3:41 PM

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K. Bowen says ...

I think the Founders should have included a "Sore Losers" clause that would allow the federal government to regulate supporters of one candidate scapegoating opponents or the media when said supporters have failed to properly vet the background of their preferred candidate and are surprised when it bites them in the a**..

Posted by K. Bowen at May 3, 2008 6:03 PM

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mrmystery says ...

i wish they had put something in there about warning us against empty men with shallow promises of CHANGE, men who have never accomplished anything in life, men who feed off the desperation of the intelligensia. but... nah.

Posted by mrmystery at May 3, 2008 6:04 PM

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Josh Massey says ...

"You think we should implicitly state this country is not a democracy, something we all agree is an awful thing?"

"Oh no, they wouldn't be so stupid as to believe that. We'll just never mention that word in the entire document."

Posted by Josh Massey at May 3, 2008 8:43 PM

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SaveFarris says ...

Looks like Obama supporters are doing everything they can to shed that "elitist" tag, eh? This continued insistence of "We-know-better-than-you-ism" is what will ultimately hurt Obama in the end.

Posted by SaveFarris at May 5, 2008 9:57 AM

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