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Mafioso (The Criterion Collection, 3.18.2008) Nino Badalamenti is a supervisor in a car manufacturing plant who hasn't taken a vacation in over two years. On his way out the door to visit his beloved childhood hometown of Sicily -- with his blonde wife and daughters -- Nino is handed a package by his boss and asked to deliver it to a powerful and influential Sicilian gangster named Don Vincenzo. Once in Sicily, Nino has a hoot seeing friends and family, but his wife has trouble fitting in and is unfairly dismissed as a snob by Nino's family. Even more worrisome, Nino finds himself entangled in an intricate web of secret mafioso dealings and is eventually sent on an unexpectedly... elaborate errand. (continued)

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Harlow on Indy 4

I don't know how the Times Online's John Harlow managed to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull "last week," unless he put on a hat and a fake beard and snuck into an exhibitor screening. Nonetheless, he's got a "review" up in the Sunday, 5.18 edition. However good or bad Indy 4 is, I'm not going to take Harlow's word. His prose tells you right off he's a relatively easy lay.

Harlow spends the first six paragraphs blah-blahing and blowing obsequious journo-farts. He finally gets down to a semblance of business in paragraph #7: "The good news for Harrison Ford fans is that Indy may be older and greyer, but there's still a spark to his repartee," he says, "and he still gets the girl in the end (the girl in question being Marion Ravenwood, played by Karen Allen, who was the love interest in the first Indiana movie, Raiders of the Lost Ark).

"Whether Ford's charm will be enough to earn the film the $400 million it is estimated to need to recoup Paramount Pictures' investment remains to be seen. However, a preview attended by The Sunday Times last week suggested that the internet gossips who have doubted the film's drawing power may be proved wrong.

"Jones admits early on that chasing baddies is not as easy as it used to be. In one scene he escapes from a nuclear blast by hiding inside a lead-lined refrigerator. Science and probability were never among the series' strong points.

"It rapidly becomes clear that since we last saw him saving the Holy Grail from the Nazis, Jones has become a sadder and more solitary character.

"His gloom is broken when an unlikely pair of treasure hunters -- Mac, played by Britain's Ray Winstone, and Mutt, played by Shia LaBeouf, a teen idol -- warn him that the dastardly Soviet Union is after a crystal skull that, in the finest Indy tradition, offers dangerous powers to anyone who possesses it.

"Much has been made in internet chatrooms about LaBeouf's potential impact on the film, and fears that he is merely a sop to lure teen viewers. Yet LaBeouf, who made a striking impact against computerized villains in Transformers, matches Ford quip for quip and leather jacket for leather jacket.

"The first Indiana Jones film in 1981 was Spielberg's homage to the Saturday morning cliff-hanger serials of the 1930s. The latest film still has a pleasingly old-fashioned feel, with several long, slow shots, plastic-like foliage, tinny sound effects and a silly python.

"Cate Blanchett makes an eye-catching appearance as Irina Spalko, the spooky leader of the Russain villainry; John Hurt, the veteran British actor, lurks menacingly as a rival hunter.

"The crystal skull itself was formerly the subject of obscure disagreement between Spielberg and Ford, but it's now hard to see what the fuss was about. It might as well have been a brussels sprout for all the difference it makes to the plot.

"The real pleasure for series fans may lie not so much in the madcap action, the carnivorous bugs and the familiar perils of quicksand, but the restored romance between Ford and Allen, and the fatherly relationship that develops between Ford and LaBeouf, who is clearly the new pretender to his whip.

"Indy treats Mutt with the same sarcastic disdain that his own father, played by Sean Connery, lavished on him during the Last Crusade. You can probably guess how it all works out.

"The new film has long appeared critic-proof -- audiences will flock to it whatever the critical verdict. Yet will it have the box-office legs to join its distinguished predecessors among the most popular films in Hollywood history?"

Here's another early review from the Times Leader's Michael H. Price.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 17, 2008 at 10:56 PM

comment #1

D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"Whether Ford’s charm will be enough to earn the film the $400 million it is estimated to need to recoup Paramount Pictures’ investment remains to be seen."

Waitaminute! It *needs* $400 million to break even, and it has no CG?! Are they insane?

Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 17, 2008 11:52 PM

comment #2

qwiggles [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"...the fatherly relationship that develops between Ford and LaBeouf, who is clearly the new pretender to his whip.

Indy treats Mutt with the same sarcastic disdain that his own father, played by Sean Connery, lavished on him during the Last Crusade. You can probably guess how it all works out. "

Yes, I probably could guess. But maybe he should say father one more time, for good measure.

Posted by qwiggles [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 17, 2008 11:53 PM

comment #3

Harold Oxley [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Shenanigans!

"John Hurt...lurks menacingly as a rival hunter."

Nope, sorry. I call shenanigans on this one. Just plain wrong. I'm certain that Mr. Harlow hasn't seen it, based on that error.

Posted by Harold Oxley [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 12:17 AM

comment #4

The Pope [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

D.Z.,
According to several sources, the budget was $185m. Then load on the P&A. Lord knows how much of a bath Brad Grey has allowed for that.
But what has, so far, kept the price down is that Lucas, Spielberg and Ford have all deferred their fees. Once the film hits $400m, they split 87.5. cent on the dollar.

Posted by The Pope [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 02:16 AM

comment #5

D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Pope: Still insane. That film doesn't even look like it was made on $150 million! Makes me wonder what kind of vanity project we got in place of the sequel.

Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 04:10 AM

comment #6

The Pope [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

D.Z.,
I was absolutely stunned when I read the budget figure.,.. and even more amazed when I read about the back-end deal. I mean, was that not part of the reason why Sumner Redstone asked Tom Cruise go elsewhere.

Posted by The Pope [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 05:14 AM

comment #7

MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

D.Z. & Pope,

I'm assuming the 400 million number includes worldwide grosses. If so, 400 million is a lay up. Da Vinci, for example, grossed 217 domestic but 757 million total.
As for not looking like it cost 185 million, that seems like a silly thing to say. Let's see the movie first.

Posted by MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 07:45 AM

comment #8

MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

D.Z. & Pope,

I'm assuming the 400 million number includes worldwide grosses. If so, 400 million is a lay up. Da Vinci, for example, grossed 217 domestic but 757 million total.
As for not looking like it cost 185 million, that seems like a silly thing to say. Let's see the movie first.

Posted by MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 07:45 AM

comment #9

D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

MDOC: Da Vinci Code had that controversial element to it, though.

Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 11:54 AM

comment #10

MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Ah, the classic DZ red herring point. What does that have to do with anything?

Posted by MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 02:24 PM

comment #11

D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Well, there's no hook to Indy 4 the way there was for TDVC. The hook for the SW prequels was filling in the blanks of the original series. With, Indy 4, you're either still a fan, or you outgrew it.

Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 02:37 PM

comment #12

MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

DZ,

No hook? OK let's do it this way. Give me a domestic number for Indy. Da Vinci did 217, whats your guess?

Posted by MDOC [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 05:57 PM

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