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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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"Somehow we are locked at the hip to Hillary Clinton, who won't stop her manic tarantella until her party whirls into ruins, like the run-amuck carousel in Alfred Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train. [Her] campaigning has come to: a monotonous exercise in showboating solipsism, like Shirley MacLaine as the geriatric mother in Postcards from the Edge, hijacking her daughter's party and kicking up her heels to sing 'I'm Still Here!'


"Even with strong wins in Appalachia, Hillary has no true rationale for her candidacy, other than her inflamed gender and her putative Washington 'experience' -- which has yet to produce a tangible legislative achievement. Her persistence is now keyed to her hope (chillingly close to a curse) that her rival will make a major gaffe or be besmirched by some unknown past scandal. And her message maliciously undermines Barack Obama, the presumptive nominee, by targeting his presumed weakness in the general election.

"But the gifted Obama is just getting started on the national stage, while his opponent, John McCain, is a clumsy, fusty, narcissistic waffler whose party is in disarray and revolt against him." -- from Camille Paglia's 5.14 Salon column, titled "She Won't Go Easy."

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 14, 2008 at 11:53 AM

comment #1

Crow T Robot [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

That video's hilarious. Hillary-arious.

I think when the nom is all sealed up, Obama needs to make a genius move and bring in current Clinton supporter Wesley Clark as his VP running mate. The four-star general may be the best way of winning over the Hill-billy Democrats AND the security-minded conservatives/independent lot.

Posted by Crow T Robot [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 12:36 PM

comment #2

Rich S. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Jeffrey, you're at Cannes. What exactly did Sean Penn mean when he called Obama's voting record "phenomenally inhuman and unconstitutional." There's no context in the story, but that is pretty damn harsh.

Posted by Rich S. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 01:23 PM

comment #3

hcat [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Thank you, I have now put Strangers on a Train in my netflix queue.

Posted by hcat [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 01:25 PM

comment #4

Rob [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Obama barely has a voting record, how can it be "phenomenally" anything?

Posted by Rob [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 01:28 PM

comment #5

Mr. Muckle [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Indiana Jones and the Runaway Carousel

Posted by Mr. Muckle [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 01:35 PM

comment #6

CinemaPhreek [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Again, missing the big picture: whether she stays in or not, Clinton will win several of these last contests. From a perception standpoint, it's better for Obama to lose against her while still an ongoing candidate than lose to someone who isn't even running anymore.

Posted by CinemaPhreek [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 01:49 PM

comment #7

MikeSchaeferSF [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Per the Telegraph (UK), Penn said "I don't have a candidate I'm supporting and I'm certainly interested and excited by the hope that Barack Obama is inspiring,” Then he made the "inhuman and unconstitutional" remark but didn't elaborate.

Meanwhile, all the US outlets who are picking up the story are headlining it with "Sean Penn Endorses Obama" WTF?

Posted by MikeSchaeferSF [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 02:09 PM

comment #8

oakling [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

God, Paglia is insane. Everything was more or less fine here, but "inflamed gender"? She's so purposefully misogynist. At least she's consistent in her schtick, I guess....

Posted by oakling [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 02:19 PM

comment #9

MikeSchaeferSF [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Oh, and Edwards wil (finally) endorse Obama tonight, sez NBC News.

Posted by MikeSchaeferSF [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 02:29 PM

comment #10

BurmaShave [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/14/john-edwards-endorsing-ob_n_101749.html

Schaefer beat me to it, but just to confirm. A day late and a dollar short of course, but maybe he was turned off by how mant West Virginia voters said race was a factor?

Posted by BurmaShave [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 03:18 PM

comment #11

D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Burma: Maybe Obama promised him the VP slot.

Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 03:46 PM

comment #12

BurmaShave [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Attorney General, more likely.

Posted by BurmaShave [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 14, 2008 07:19 PM

comment #13

lionsfan [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Quoting approvingly from Camille Paglia, who has pretensions to being the village literary scold (but lacks the necessary talent found in, for example, Doris Lessing)?

The problem is really that Camille Paglia won't go away. It's not with Hillary on this one. And it was unfortunate that she characterized Hillary's recent primary wins as in "Appalachia" rather than naming the states. Since "Appalachia" as we of course already know is where they dally with first cousins (like Greta Scacchi did, come to think of it!) and go shoeless most of the year. With snobs like you and Paglia opining on hehalf of the intelligentsia, Jeff, McCain is surely destined to become the next President of these United States.

Posted by lionsfan [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 15, 2008 10:15 AM

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