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Thank You, Mr. Ford

Speaking of the fight scenes in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford has told The Australian's Chrissy Iley that "we didn't shoot it like a Matrix style where if you hit somebody they end up in this big space and you didn't feel the hurt, you don't feel the fear. I feel you very quickly lose emotional connection with the character if it's like that. We are more old school."

Exactly. The thing I've always disliked about martial-arts fight scenes is that nobody ever gets hurt. We all realize, of course, that martial arts fights are intentionally stylized and not operating under a realistic tent. But the patience ceiling for this sort of thing is low. (For me, at least.) It is the essence of boredom to watch guys slamming each other without end. All ballet and no wincing or groaning makes Jack a dull boy. Totally ignoring the fact that the human body is vulnerable and that duke-outs always bring pain and woundings is a short route to the grotesque.

The blame for this tedium, of course, lies entirely on the shoulders of Asian martial-arts films. I remember bitching about this when I saw my first Bruce Lee film in the early '70s, and here it is 35 years later and the form is pretty much unchanged. The worst fight scene of all time in this vein? The battle between Neo and all the Smiths in The Matrix Reloaded. And I say that having loved some of the fight scenes in the original Matrix.

The shoe has just dropped. The page has just turned. Martial-arts combat scenes have taken a bullet in the chest. They may continue, but they'll never have the same punch from this moment on. A voice is telling me this. And we have Harrison Ford to thank for leading the charge, or at least sounding the trumpet.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 05, 2008 at 06:11 PM

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BurmaShave [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

And yet you half shit on IRON MAN, one of the most refreshingly old school action-adventures in many a year?

Posted by BurmaShave [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 06:52 PM

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gruver1 [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I didn't half-shit on it. I said it was fine, okay, etc. With a hugely enjoyable Robert Downey performance. I just felt it was over-praised somewhat. I don't have a big beef with that film. I have a slight beef with fans doing cartwheels in the lobby.

Posted by gruver1 [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 06:56 PM

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cinefan [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

That's one of the things I love about Raiders is that you can feel how beaten up and hurt Indy is by the end of the film after surviving his adventures - just watch the scenes with him on the submarine after the spectacular truck chase (he doesn't just bounce back physically like nothing ever happened to him which is what you see with a lot of comic book and action heroes)

Posted by cinefan [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:08 PM

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Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Prediction - Indy will not be as big a flop as Speed Racer, but will underperform compared to Iron Man and Prince Caspian. Wells will like it, and start to write about how people are wrong when they say that 'Iron Man' is the better movie.

Posted by Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:09 PM

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Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"just watch the scenes with him on the submarine after the spectacular truck chase (he doesn't just bounce back physically like nothing ever happened to him which is what you see with a lot of comic book and action heroes)"

You mean the submarine that he attaches himself to the outside of and then stays attached to while it's submerged all the way to the island?

Posted by Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:11 PM

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romeoisbleeding [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Sorry but I have to agree with Burma Shave here. To me Iron Man felt very old school. I saw the trailer for Indy with it and frankly it left me kind of cold. It looked like they took pieces from every movie they have done. And Fords attempt at humor fell flat to me. That said.. of course it will be a huge hit. You would have to be a total idiot not to get behind it. I am sure Poland will get behind Indy. It is s sure bet. But I will still say I think Iron Man was the movie I have been waiting for for a liong time. great entertainment!

Posted by romeoisbleeding [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:14 PM

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D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Why are you thanking him, Jeff? How else would they fight back then?

"The thing I've always disliked about martial-arts fight scenes is that nobody ever gets hurt."

No, they just don't get hurt in American films. You ever sit through Jackie Chan's outtakes, and you'll see something entirely different.

"We all realize, of course, that martial arts fights are intentionally stylized and not operating under a realistic tent. "

I doubt anyone at UFC will agree with you on that one.

"The worst fight scene of all time in this vein? The battle between Neo and all the Smiths in The Matrix Reloaded. "

It's a computer simulation of a fight. And the worst fight scenes are from Cradle 2 The Grave.

Richardson: It won't under-perform, but anyone expecting it to do as well as the last three films will be disappointed.


Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:31 PM

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cinefan [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

my bad - I meant the cargo ship which Indy leaves to climb aboard the German submarine.

Posted by cinefan [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:33 PM

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Major Calloway [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Enjoyed IRON MAN, but it did stretch the bounds of credibility quite a bit when it comes to the amount of abuse (and G forces) a human body can absorb without, um, being dead.

I'm totally in agreement on "old school" physical action with real vulnerability -- or at least the affectation of it -- but wouldn't exactly say a new page has turned. I would peg RAIDERS ("It's the mileage") and DIE HARD ("Hi honey") as high water marks. I'm sure there are others we can think of....

Posted by Major Calloway [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:38 PM

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David Ehrlich [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

jeff, the fight scenes in asian martial arts films should be considered elaborate dances... the best ones are celebrations of the human body in movement, and not the violence that the testosterone factor demands. think A TOUCH OF ZEN, the shaw bros. work, IRON MONKEY, etc... they're balletic and the definition of poetry in motion - kinetically exciting in exactly the same way as SINGING IN THE RAIN.

Posted by David Ehrlich [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:40 PM

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alynch [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

No, they just don't get hurt in American films. You ever sit through Jackie Chan's outtakes, and you'll see something entirely different.

D.Z., sometimes you just make it too easy. He's not talking about the people actually performing the stunts. He's talking about the characters in the fucking movie, in which case he's completely correct. People do get kicked in the face very hard, and they just brush it off and continue fighting. There's no reaction. Furthermore, doesn't the fact that Chan often gets hurt, yet his characters never do speak to the inherent phoniness of these scenes?

I doubt anyone at UFC will agree with you on that one.

D.Z., read this very closely. UFC fighters are actually fighting. Characters in movies are not actually fighting; they are pretend fighting. And yes, these fights are often staged in a highly stylized and unrealistic manner.

Posted by alynch [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:43 PM

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Jeremy Smith [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

He gave us close to that same answer at the FIREWALL junket.

Posted by Jeremy Smith [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:58 PM

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Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"Richardson: It won't under-perform, but anyone expecting it to do as well as the last three films will be disappointed."

The story will be that it underperformed, in the sense that it doesn't make as much money as Iron Man or Caspian as quickly (It will be lucky if its four day grosses are as high as Iron Man's three day). I was thinking it would have a big drop off in the second weekend, but I'm not sure what would unseat. Maybe 'Sex in the City' (which really shouldn't be opening in May) will still be strong enough to beat Indy 4's second weekend.

Posted by Richardson [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:58 PM

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Randy W [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Just saw a M&M's/Crystal Skull commercial on television. Puke.

Posted by Randy W [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 07:59 PM

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cinefan [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I'm glad someone mentioned Die Hard, I'd forgotten how beat up John Mcclane was in the film and how terrible he looks by the end. Raiders and Indy had a clear influence upon Die Hard and I think that's one of the places it shows up.

Posted by cinefan [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 08:00 PM

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D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

alynch: "People do get kicked in the face very hard, and they just brush it off and continue fighting."

Bah, that kind of thing was in action flicks long before martial arts was introduced. Also, Jeff used a bad example, since Bruce's character does get cut up in Enter the Dragon.

"Furthermore, doesn't the fact that Chan often gets hurt, yet his characters never do speak to the inherent phoniness of these scenes?"

Well, you obviously haven't seen Meals on Wheels or Dragons Forever, but the ones you're complaining about actually have his characters getting more hurt than in most American films where the only time action heroes suffer any damage is during the final showdown. How many times does it look like the worst Arnie and Sly's characters had to endure was a broken nail?

"UFC fighters are actually fighting. Characters in movies are not actually fighting; they are pretend fighting. "

They're pretend fighting using realistic techniques which can and do injure. That's a helluva difference from just dodging a punch or a kick.

Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 08:23 PM

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Jay T. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I'm still laughing at the idea that Indiana Jones is going to flop... it's going to be HUGE, and if gets good reviews it's going to be massive.

Posted by Jay T. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 10:00 PM

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Adonis [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Harrison Ford is neither leading any charge or sounding any horn... that's just a ridiculous statement.

The stylized vs. realistic debate is more nuanced then simply martial arts v. no martial arts. One of the principle reasons violence is unrealistic is that violence bumps ratings up to R level and beyond. Certainly people got 'hurt' in the Kill Bills, Ong Bak, Crank (heavily stylized but certainly graphic), etc. There are PLENTY of movies that will keep alive/promote stylized violence because audiences gernerally find it entertaining.

Indiana Jones, by the way, is stylized too, somewhat, in that it's certainly a specialized genre: i.e. lots of natives, lots of dashing about with a whip, etc.

Anyway, the Matrix films pushed limits technologically, and therefore altered perspective for a (brief) time being. But stylized violence has always existed (Errol Flyn, etc.) and will continue to evolve. Given the ever-increasingly mainstream phenomena of Asian martial arts in this country and beyond, there will always be a lot of films with lots of martial arts... they won't all be massive hits like the Matrix films, but they will be around.

Posted by Adonis [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 10:16 PM

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Adonis [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Oh, and a general question: Wells and others have demonized Mel Gibson for being all-consumed with violence.

In reality his most violent films, Braveheart, Passion of the Christ, Apocalytpo, in no way "embellished" or altered what violence was in those depicted times. Certainly the Gospels and the last 2000 years of developing Christian lore emphasize the sheer amount of suffering Jesus endured. Obviously medieval warfare and Mayan warfare was indeed that brutal (and any historians out there know exactly just how torture-crazy the dominant Central American empries were).

So, Well, I'm curious: Do you basically just want a happy medium that suits you? Do you want violence... but not too graphic or too persuasive... but not stylized or "too" unrealistic either?

I think often times the more "realistic" violence is the more critics condemn it as being exploitive. Do critics, let alone audiences, really want to see what happens when you actually knee a man in the face? You want the camera to show a man's jaw break and his teeth go through his lips? Willl mainstream films, i.e. pop culture movies, be Sopranos, Saving Private Ryan, or Cronenberg-style?

I think not. Most movie violence will remain make-belive... the question is merely how make-believe.

Posted by Adonis [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 10:27 PM

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berkguru [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Damn I wanted to see Han Solo do a flying 20 foot drop kick

if you want real violence, check out Grand Theft Auto IV. Will have a lasting impact on today's youth that is way worse than any crap they see in the movies because they are in control with the videogame.

Posted by berkguru [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 10:45 PM

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Jack Price [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Jeff, you'll be very pleasantly surprised by Pineapple Express then.

It's some of the finest awkward fighting I've seen in a film for quite some time. In some ways I'd compare it to the trailer-home fight in Raising Arizona, but it's far more down-and-dirty, very often wince-inducing.

Posted by Jack Price [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 11:14 PM

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The Winchester [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I know this always comes up in these discussions here, but I still stand behind the greatest onscreen fight:

Roddy Piper vs. Keith David in They Live. Two men just beating the ever loving shit out of each other for 7 minutes. You see them get exhausted, and the toil it takes on them.

They don't make fight scenes like that anymore.

Posted by The Winchester [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 5, 2008 11:42 PM

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frankbooth [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"The shoe has just dropped. The page has just turned. Martial-arts combat scenes have taken a bullet in the chest."

I thought that the shoe dropped with The Bourne Identity. As far as I remember, that's the one that ushered in the recent wave of (relatively) more realistic combat -- to the point of nudging Craig's Bond in this down-and-dirty direction. For several years prior to that, it was all MatrixAngelsXmen wire-fu.

Posted by frankbooth [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 12:36 AM

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markj [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I'm holding out for Indy to be a return to great summer filmmaking. Remember that?

Posted by markj [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 02:55 AM

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Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"They don't make fight scenes like that anymore."

Oh, but you do. Check out the "Cripple Fight" episode of "South Park" - the big battle in that is nearly a shot-for-shot remake of the They Live battle royale.

Posted by Josh Massey [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 04:12 AM

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Rich S. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I agree, Winchester. My favorite part of that scene is the reason WHY they're fighting. Piper wants David to put on a pair of sunglasses, and David refuses. That's it. And they beat the living tar out of each other over it.

I would also add the sword fight scene between Liam Neeson and Tim Roth in Rob Roy. Not only is it brutal, but they characters actually get tired swinging those heavy metal swords around. That's the only movie of that genre in which I can remember that happening.

The worst thing that ever happened to Jackie Chan and Jet Li was wire-fu. True, they were both reaching the age where they probably couldn't do their jaw-dropping stunts safely any more. But their movies were so much more enjoyable when you knew they were doing all that physical derring-do.

And, by the way, Jackie Chan gets the bejeezus beat out of him in Rumble in the Bronx (the scene when they're hitting him with the beer bottles). So not all martial arts films are created equal.

Posted by Rich S. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 05:04 AM

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Sax [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

I find this kind of out-of-focus thinking especially irritating. Why give Indiana Jones a free pass? Spielberg delighted in presenting bizarre unrealistic situations. In the famous truck sequence, Jones is shot in the shoulder before his acrobatics begin! Is this an example of realistic consequences in a movie action sequence? Any real world academic, even a buffed-out one, would immediately go into shock at that point. So is Jones actually some kind of superhero? Only when it suits the convenience of the film-makers. Just as a tribe of Amazon indians who live by the accuracy of their bow and arrow marksmanship, can't hit a floundering archaeologist in a muddy stream twenty feet away. To the extent that Spielberg put his stamp of approval on this incoherent nonsense, he has a lot to answer for. But no one is going to step up and make him do it -- least of all Jeff.

Posted by Sax [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 05:18 AM

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gruver1 [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Wells to FrankBooth: I loved the fight scene between Matt Damon and that North African assassin in the last Bourne film. There was no disputing that pain and woundings were a possible part of what was happening between those two.

Posted by gruver1 [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 05:45 AM

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Mr. Buckles [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

SIX WORDS
Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live. F'ing A.

Now there's a fight scene with blood, sweat and tears that is yet is still over the top in an entertaining albeit totally different way.

Posted by Mr. Buckles [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 05:51 AM

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JD [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

The Wachowskis should be applauded for taking an aesthetic they admired and finding a context where it was appropriate. The Matrix movies take place within a computer simulation of reality and, therefore, have no obligation to capture a completely authentic sense of action. People always discuss the action in The Matrix out of context, calling it "vicious" and "horrifyingly violent," but forgetting that realcharacters/ people aren't even dying in those action scenes. In those crazy shoot-outs they constantly ran on the news after Columbine, it looked like an insanely cold-blooded film... but that's only because the scenes were taken out of context. Same goes for that fantasy shooting spree from the Basketball Diaries. They'd show it, but never explain that this ridiculously stylized sequence was a fantasy of the protagonist.

Posted by JD [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 06:13 AM

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JeffK [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

The Bourne movies redefined the direction for action movies in general, the most obvious example being Casino Royale. That said, even Bourne survived a four story fall in the first film simply using a body cushion. As for the most recent absolutely gritty, cringe inducing fight, has everyone forgotten the ending of Eastern Promises already? Viggo takes a few knife wounds that reduce him to a flopping ragdoll with one good arm!

Posted by JeffK [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 06:29 AM

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Jay T. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

"even Bourne survived a four story fall in the first film simply using a body cushion"

Yes... but that's not entirely unrealistic. Improbable? Sure, but far from impossible, so it doesn't take away from the film's realism.

Posted by Jay T. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 08:30 AM

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Mark [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Top 5 fights from mainstream Hollywood.

1. Ripley vs. Mother

2. Morpheus vs. Mr. Smith

3. Uma vs. Darryl

4. Bourne vs. Csokas

5. Cruise vs. Wilfred Brimley

Posted by Mark [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 08:38 AM

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Major Calloway [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

6. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE - Connery vs. Shaw

7. THE APOSTLE - Duvall vs. Billy Bob

8. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN - Goldberg vs. SS soldier

9. OUT OF SIGHT - Clooney vs. Cheadle

10. BORAT - Cohen vs. Davitian

Posted by Major Calloway [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 09:40 AM

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DarthCorleone [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

It's find if you thought the "Burly Brawl" in Matrix Reloaded was too much and spawned ridiculous fight sequences in other movies, but as someone else mentioned, it does not warrant mention itself for the reason of the original critique. The whole point of the battles in the Matrix is that the physical rules do not apply, so standard human limitations and physical damage are not as applicable.

Posted by DarthCorleone [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 10:12 AM

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D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

Mark: Uma vs. Darryl =/= a fight.

Posted by D.Z. [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 01:12 PM

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Aladdin Sane [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

DZ, quit spending so much time in the fiction part of the library.

Posted by Aladdin Sane [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 01:52 PM

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Hallick [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...

If Ford had said 'the Matrix sequels' instead, I'd have no problem with the statement he made. I have no idea if his own movie is actually any better for being different, of course. But the first Matrix was revitalizing for action films, and that fact gets lost in the legacy of Reloaded and Revolutions.

The worst of the Hong Kong fights always look completely and utterly unspontaneous, as if one guy said to the other, "I'm going to put my fist here, so you block it, and we'll both stop moving for a beat, then I'll try this punch, and you catch it here, and then we'll pause again for another beat...". Dut dut dut dut, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. So perfectly choreographed, so perferctly sterile.

Posted by Hallick [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 6, 2008 08:54 PM

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