The Daily Mail's Liz Jones, in a piece called "Cannes of Worms," ask a producer friend "whether a party is quite the right place, being so noisy, to pitch an idea to a mega-rich investor. He looks at me as if I'm mad. 'We don't pitch at the parties. We get them to trust us.' And how do you do that? 'We take drugs together,' he says.
And when you do finally get to pitch, what...well, floats their yacht? 'If you want your movie to get made,' the producer replies, 'you have to pitch an idea that is either about the environment or about pornography. Basically, you have to make an investor feel either guilty or horny.'"
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 24, 2008 at 6:40 AM
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nemo
says ...
Pretty funny. Reminds me of Marlon Brando in the early 60s explaining how to deal with a money guy -- you have to butter his hump and suck on his earlobe.
Posted by nemo
at May 24, 2008 8:36 AM
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corey3rd
says ...
here's the idea, porn stars go into the Chinese wilderness in an attempt to help Pandas get nasty with each other and screw their way off the endangered species list!
Are you done with that straw?
Posted by corey3rd
at May 24, 2008 9:11 AM
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jany
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Posted by jany
at April 22, 2011 5:36 AM