June 12
Call of the Wild 3D
Youssou N'Dour: I Bring What I Love
June 16
June 19
Dead Snow
Whatever Works
June 24
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
June 26
Cheri
Fireflies in the Garden
July 1
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
July 3
The Girl from Monaco
I Hate Valentine's Day
July 10
July 15
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
July 17
July 24
All Good Things
The Answer Man
In the Loop
July 29
July 31
The Cove
August 7
When in Rome
August 14
A Perfect Getaway
District 9
The Goods: The Don Ready Story
Ponyo
Pool Boys
Spread
The Time Traveler's Wife
August 21
Five Minutes of Heaven
Goose on the Loose!
It Might Get Loud
World's Greatest Dad
August 28
The Boat that Rocked
September 4
Amreeka
Carriers
Citizen Game
Shanghai
September 9
September 11
The Red Canvas
Tyler Perrys: I Can Do It All Myself
September 17
The Burning Plain
September 18
Brand New Day
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Jennifer's Body
Splice
September 25
October 2
A Serious Man
Toy Story/Toy Story 2
James Gray's Two Lovers, which screened last night, is an attractively composed, persuasively acted but slightly too earnest and on-the-nose drama about romantic indecision. But it's not half bad -- a little Marty-ish at times, maybe a bit too emphatic here and there, but nonetheless concise, reasonably well-ordered and, for the most part, emotionally restrained and therefore believable.

Financed by the Wild Bunch, Two Lovers is, I gather, up for grabs at Cannes.
Unlike Gray's The Yards and We Own The Night, there's no criminal behavior in Two Lovers, and the absence of this -- no resorting to gunplay, car chases or fist fights -- has naturally led Gray in a gentler, quieter direction. It's mainly a mild-mannered borough family film, and fairly decent in that regard. I'm not a lockstep Gray fan -- I was mostly okay with The Yards but disliked We Own The Night. But for what it's worth, I think Lovers is his best yet.
Leonard (Joaquin Phoenix) is a lonely, less-than-worldly, recently suicide-prone guy, reeling from a busted relationship and living with his parents (Moni Moshonov, Isabella Rossellini) and working for his dad's dry-cleaning store. The movie kicks in when he finds himself torn between Sandra (Vinessa Shaw), a sweet, wrinkle-free Brooklyn girl who wants to get married and do the usual-usual, and Michelle (Gwynneth Paltrow), a scattered, impulsive blonde who lives in Phoenix's parents' apartment building and is obviously "trouble" from the get-go.
Guess which one Leonard has the major hots for? Naturally.

Leonard's passion for Michelle is partly due to her being hot shiksa material, but also because she's very much the big-city girl. His sincere but less passionate feelings for Sandra are precisely about her being a home-and-hearth type -- stable, loyal and not exciting enough. As Leonard is also a fairly decent photographer, he understandably sees Michelle as spiritually linked to the big "out there" where his talent may some day be recognized -- a place where people may see more value in his work than his family and neighborhood friends, who look at his stuff and say "yeah, pretty good" and then ask him to photograph weddings.
I was disappointed that Gray didn't touch on a general rule-of-thumb when it comes to nice girls vs. crazy girls. As Woody Allen and other men of the world will tell you, the crazy ones are better in bed. This isn't an absolute fact, thank fortune, but my experience on the planet has taught me it's more true than not. I regard this as one of the great unfair conditions about life. It is certainly something Gray should have gotten into, and the fact that he doesn't even flirt with this is, for me, strike #1.
Strike #2 is the casting of Shaw as Sandra. She's too Fairfield County pretty, poised and delicate to be a borough girl. There are exceptions galore in real life, of course, but men and women from Brooklyn and Queens (i.e., those born and raised) tend to exude a slight coarseness. A coarseness that's often vibrant and agreeable (I know New Yorkers and it's not a cliche), but is also saddled, I feel, with a lack of interest in other realms. A wanting for worldly finesse. An Adrianna-from- The Sopranos quality. Not to mention that happily hunkered- down attitude about being "borough" -- a life of eating pizza, not quite dressing the right way and failing to learn to speak French or play piano. Not to mention the distinctive ethnic features and honky accents. (I've known exactly one woman in my life who was raised in Brooklyn but doesn't look it or talk it.)

Shaw, simply, looks and talks like a girl from Greenwich or Westport or the Hamptons or Pacific Palisades. I'm a huge fan of this actress (as HE readers well know), but she's too finishing-school to be believed here. Plus Gray and co-writer Ric Menello haven't given Sandra enough in the way of distinctive ticks or weirdnesses. (Which everyone has.) They've settled for making her warm, generous, full of support and understanding. In short, a fantasy.
That said, I admired Pheonix's performance -- his best since Walk The Line, I feel. He convinced me that Leonard is just hermetic and naive enough to fall for a girl like Paltrow's Michelle and not realize what he's getting into. He's starting to look vaguely 40ish -- jowly, slightly chunky, filled-in. This is fine from an acting perspective, but a little curious given that he's only 33.
Sidenote: anyone who chimes in about Shaw in a certain context -- you know what I mean -- will be banned for life from this website. Fair warning.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on May 20, 2008 at 3:17 AM
comment #1
actionman
says ...
Can't wait to see this. Big fan of Gray. The Yards is a masterpiece and I really enjoyed We Own the Night, which was flawed here and there but very entertaining overall. A lot of great moments and scenes.
However, this sounds like a serious departure for Gray and I'm looking forward to seeing what he does in a different genre. Always been a big fan of Phoenix and after I found Paltrow to be so unexpectedly hot and cute in Iron Man, I'm anxious to see her in this.
Posted by actionman
at May 20, 2008 7:37 AM
comment #2
alvysinger
says ...
"...a life of eating pizza, not quite dressing the right way and failing to learn to speak French or play piano. "
I know exactly what you mean. All the "borough" folks I know fit this description...all mis-buttoned shirts, shoes on the wrong feet, pants on top of the head and hopeless attempts to sing "Frere Jacques" that inevitably trail off in desperation after the first "dormes voux..." at which point they inevitably blurt out a "Fuck it, I'll just go get a slice!!"
Once again, you nailed it.
Posted by alvysinger
at May 20, 2008 9:51 AM
comment #3
Gaydos
says ...
Gee, I haven't been threatened with a ban since high school when Pete Piersall, the assistant principal was throwing guys out if their hair grew a centimeter over their collar. I started the petition among the student body to get him to resign.
Even Pete let me stay in school!!!!!!!!!
So you wanted nudie shots of Vinessa? I thought everybody forgave you and/or said "WHO CARES??" and moved on???? I sure did.
You're a bigger star than that Jeff! Chill!
Posted by Gaydos
at May 20, 2008 10:07 AM
comment #4
VoiceOfReason
says ...
I would kill for a New York slice right now.
Posted by VoiceOfReason
at May 20, 2008 10:18 AM
comment #5
nemo
says ...
Forget the Vinessa Shaw business. What's fascinating is Jeff Wells's continuing mental block against spelling Phoenix's name correctly.
Four times he spell it Pheonix. Then in a burst of creativity, he spells it Pehonix.
Inquiring minds also want to know, who decided to get creative and spell Vanessa as Vinessa? Shaw or her parents?
Wells is on the money about the insularity of a lot of Brooklynites. A lot of them are like Travolta's friends in Saturday Night Fever who ridicule anyone who even gets a job in Manhattan.
"A lack of interest in other realms." It's not just Brooklyn. It's all over the place. NY, Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, Texas, California, big towns, small towns, everywhere.
Posted by nemo
at May 20, 2008 10:50 AM
comment #6
MiraJeffAICN
says ...
This sounds surprisingly good. Not a big fan of Gray's work but I do love Joaquin and he was fantastic in Reservation Road even though that was Ruffalo's movie.
Posted by MiraJeffAICN
at May 20, 2008 3:00 PM
comment #7
T. Holly
says ...
Who doesn't love Gaydos?
Posted by T. Holly
at May 20, 2008 4:52 PM
comment #8
YRG
says ...
Defamer seemed impressed that you reviewed the film. They lead with Gwyneth's breast.
Posted by YRG
at May 21, 2008 7:59 AM
comment #9
Josh Massey
says ...
"What's fascinating is Jeff Wells's continuing mental block against spelling Phoenix's name correctly."
He never could get Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix correct either. I'm pretty sure he's doing it on purpose at this point.
Oh, and I freaking loved We Own the Night. Saw it a few weeks ago on DVD, and was completely absorbed. A big surprise, to say the least.
Posted by Josh Massey
at May 21, 2008 3:25 PM
comment #10
malibugigolo
says ...
The more "crazy" are not better in bed.
The more feminine are, that is, if you understand women. They are less logical in terms of the way your "average" man thinks, more emotional, and sensual, hence why they are thought of as "crazy" by those who don't know how to appreciate.
To paraphrase Karl Kraus: men who demand morality in women do so because they themselves lack it.
Posted by malibugigolo
at May 21, 2008 6:13 PM
Post a comment