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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
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It is a profoundly good and nourishing thing to find love and peace with a partner, and so here's to David Poland having apparently tied the knot in Bermuda over the weekend. Mazel Tov and best wishes! A good thing to do for a fellow in his mid 40s. And may his first child be a masculine child. Poland is good with kids; I've seen him in action.

When I was sick with possible blood poisoning a year and a half or two years ago Poland left a "get well" phone message, so it seemed okay and symmetrical to send him a "congratulations and good for you" e-mail a few months ago when I heard he was moving in a marital direction. Poland being Poland, he ignored it. Nice yellow tie, though.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on June 30, 2008 at 12:11 PM
comment #1
bachelorcool
says ...
I assume Patrick Goldstein wasn't invited to the wedding then.
Posted by bachelorcool
at June 30, 2008 12:39 PM
comment #2
Aladdin Sane
says ...
Good for him and good on ya for congratulating him.
Posted by Aladdin Sane
at June 30, 2008 12:42 PM
comment #3
Thrudvangar
says ...
I thought he was gay.
Posted by Thrudvangar
at June 30, 2008 1:02 PM
comment #4
T. Holly
says ...
That's funny, Jeff thinks he's the godfather.
Posted by T. Holly
at June 30, 2008 1:34 PM
comment #5
GLee2112
says ...
Thrudvangar [TypeKey Profile Page] says ...
I thought he was gay.
I think you confused him with Wells.
Posted by GLee2112
at June 30, 2008 1:35 PM
comment #6
ZayTonday
says ...
"May his child be a masculine child" you say? All Poland would have to do in order to ensure that would be to predict that they'll have a girl.
Posted by ZayTonday
at June 30, 2008 1:52 PM
comment #7
Sefster
says ...
Beard
Posted by Sefster
at June 30, 2008 1:52 PM
comment #8
T. Holly
says ...
How about some wedding bells for Wells?
Posted by T. Holly
at June 30, 2008 2:01 PM
comment #9
gruver1
says ...
Wells to ZayTonday: That's funny.
Posted by gruver1
at June 30, 2008 2:12 PM
comment #10
T. Holly
says ...
I meant the cat. Would there be a marriage of cats?
Posted by T. Holly
at June 30, 2008 2:18 PM
comment #11
Michael
says ...
@ ZayTonday:
Seconded. That was true humor.
Posted by Michael
at June 30, 2008 2:56 PM
comment #12
The Bandsaw Vigilante
says ...
Poland's "good with kids," eh?
As the saying goes:
"It takes village to raise a child, but it only takes a van and some puppies to catch one."
Posted by The Bandsaw Vigilante
at June 30, 2008 3:21 PM
comment #13
T. S. Idiot
says ...
And the first two DVDs they will watch on their honeymoon will be . . . DreamGirls and Memoirs of a Geisha.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at June 30, 2008 5:17 PM
comment #14
Mike Ock
says ...
Could've sworn Poland was gay.
Posted by Mike Ock
at June 30, 2008 7:39 PM
comment #15
Josh
says ...
Poland is straight??
Posted by Josh
at July 1, 2008 6:39 AM
comment #16
rr3333
says ...
Forget about gay, Poland looks black in that photo.
Who shot that picture? My mom?
Posted by rr3333
at July 1, 2008 8:19 AM
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