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Josh Massey says ...

Do you seriously think that's real?

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tjfar67 says ...

The only thing that could make this worse: CGI monkeys.

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messiahcomplexio says ...

Movie gods, if your up there...Please! For all that is good and holy! Stop this abomination before it's too late!

take Eddie murphy's voice box.

make an electric vibrator fall into brett ratner's bath tub.

Kidnapp Judge Reinhold...he's still alive right?

Do Something people!

Some things just shouldn't be seen by human eyes.

comment #4

Jeffrey Easter says ...

I think one way to go is to cast Jason Segel as Judge Reinhold's son. Segel just exudes Reinholdism.

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Dzayson says ...

What's more, I hear that Eddie Murphy himself is going to play all the monkeys just like those lovable Klump family scenes from The Nutty Professor!

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swtgy227 says ...

So did they give Axel a son in this?? Seems like the only logical way to go with this franchise. HAHAHA

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PerfectTommy says ...

I'm sure this isn't real because I was vaugely amused. No chance of that happening with the actual film.

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Craig Kennedy says ...

That's not real, and the real result will be worse.

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George Prager says ...

"I feel this Tartar woman is for me, and my blood says, take her. There are moments for wisdom and moments when I listen to my blood; my blood says, take this Tartar woman."

comment #10

George Prager says ...

Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a cabbie for thirteen years. Ten years at night. I still don't own my own cab. You know why? Because I don't want to. That must be what I want. To be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. You understand? I mean, you become - You get a job, you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all fucked. More or less, ya know.

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George Prager says ...

Christ they're women aren't they, you ever listen to women talk, man? Do you? Cos' I do to its running outta my ears! I mean I'm on my feet all day long listening to women talk and they only talk about one thing how some guy fucked em over, that's all that's on their minds that's all the ever think about!

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EOTW says ...

you know, GP, that last post. I was in a store the other night, getting a drink and i was in line with maybe 8 other people, waiting my turn to check out. In comes this girl, cel to her head, going on and on at the top of her lungs, oblivious to all of us and to the two children (maybe 5 or 6) in the line, about how her bf was "fucknig other women' and that if he thinks he can get away with that "just cause he has a nice cock, well, he's got another thing coming!" Every other word was big cock and fuck and I thought have we broken down as a society when people don't have the courtesy to disconnect from their lives for a second and consider their surroundings? The answer is yes.

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thatmovieguy says ...

Many people these days have the idea that the world belongs exclusively to them and that everyone else is merely in the way. You don't have to actually be a celebrity to behave like a (tyrannical) one. What's even worse is that I've seen women and men talking that way when the children sitting or standing nearby were clearly their own! I had some nightmare neighbors who used to regularly berate their kids with the kind of language even rappers would consider extreme. As they sing in CHICAGO, "whatever happened to 'class'?"

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The Playlist says ...

You retards. This is a recurring Vulture feature where they create satirical make-up versions of upcoming scripts. C'mon Jeffrey, you should know better.

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DavidF says ...

Even if it's fake, you know Ratner is reading it and going, "Shit - CHIEF Rosewood! Now, that's an idea!"

I imagine a Ratner BHC film seeming a lot like Judge Reinhold's daydream of a returning Axel Foley on the animated Clerks series..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ReoBPl4mM

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sahibinden says ...

You retards. This is a recurring Vulture feature where they create satirical make-up versions of upcoming scripts. C'mon Jeffrey, you should know better.

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ukash says ...

I think one way to go is to cast Jason Segel as Judge Reinhold's son. Segel just exudes Reinholdism.