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Dead Snow
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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Cheri
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July 1
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
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The Girl from Monaco
I Hate Valentine's Day
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July 15
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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All Good Things
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When in Rome
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A Perfect Getaway
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Five Minutes of Heaven
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Brand New Day
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Earlier today Fox 411's Roger Friedman bluntly called Hancock, the Will Smith comic whatever that opens Tuesday, "a $150 million disaster...one of the worst family holiday weekend releases of recent memory -- jaw-droppingly so. And that's hard to do, since it clocks in at a mere wisp of one hour and 20 minutes. In such brevity there should be a reward. After all, Hancock, directed by Peter Berg, is shorter than most Woody Allen comedies. There's nothing funny here, however, or witty or clever or even developed beyond an idea."
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on June 27, 2008 at 6:51 PM
comment #1
Balthazar
says ...
Wow. That's really interesting. Has Smith truly had a bomb?
Will this be a bomb if it pulls in $50 million its first weekend and still makes it easily to $120M?
Posted by Balthazar
at June 27, 2008 7:42 PM
comment #2
Mgmax
says ...
A summer blockbuster that comes in at 80 minutes left a LOT of footage on the cutting room floor, don't you think? I mean, 80 is the number you dare not go below...
You know, as soon as I saw the trailer, my first thought was, why is Will Smith playing the Damon Wayans role in Meteor Man?
Posted by Mgmax
at June 27, 2008 7:52 PM
comment #3
Balthazar
says ...
The more I think about it, I think the trailer to this one reflects a very different film than what's up on the screen. ... Bait and switch, baby. ... Of course, that trailer might be the only thing to save the opening.
Posted by Balthazar
at June 27, 2008 7:57 PM
comment #4
nemo
says ...
Good god, Peter Berg is responsible for that thing? And I was beginning to have some hopes for the man after Friday Night Lights.
Even the trailer for Hancock put me off. But what do I know, seeing Will Smith in any trailer is enough to put me off.
Posted by nemo
at June 27, 2008 8:02 PM
comment #5
JckNapier2
says ...
Um, how about we review the movie and not whether it is appropriate for children. A) it's PG-13, the same rating as Smith's decidedly not for kids I Am Legend. B) July 4th is not necessarily a family film weekend by law. In 1991, Terminator 2 broke records ($55 million in five-days) on this weekend. In 1992, Eddie Murphy opned the R-rated Boomerang. In 1993, the big smash that weekend was The Firm, an R-rated 2.5 hour legal thriller. Blown Away, Judge Dredd, The Patriot, Scary Movie 2, Terminator 3, War Of The Worlds (PG-13 but certainly not for kids either)... The list goes on and on. Most of Freidman's rant is over the fact that it is a film that is inappropriate for young children and that Smith dares to star in an unlikable role. I knew that from the trailer, to say nothing of the media reports detailing the film's struggle to avoid an R. This is not a critique, but rather a judgment based on a false premise (that July 4th is for family movies and thus Hancock should be a family movie).
Posted by JckNapier2
at June 27, 2008 8:06 PM
comment #6
Arran
says ...
I think you mean Robert Townsend, Mgmax. You may be confusing it with Blankman.
It's kind of sad I know this.
Anyway, I've seen some positive and semi-positive views elsewhere. I hardly think Friedman's word is the kiss of death.
Posted by Arran
at June 27, 2008 8:08 PM
comment #7
nemo
says ...
I don't have any kids, but I'd sooner take my nieces and nephews for a pummeling at Wanted than to anything with Will Smith.
Not that I'd do either one. We'll probably go to Wall*E and Hellboy 2.
Posted by nemo
at June 27, 2008 8:11 PM
comment #8
Arran
says ...
And you're right, Scott. Friedman's whole blast seems to be based on the fact that it was "supposed" to be a family film. Nothing I've seen about the movie has suggested that. Slamming it for not being family-friendly is like slamming Pride and Prejudice for not having enough hardcore sex.
Posted by Arran
at June 27, 2008 8:15 PM
comment #9
Mgmax
says ...
Yeah, I have to say it was more respectable screwing up Blankman and Meteor Man than knowing that I screwed them up.
Posted by Mgmax
at June 27, 2008 8:17 PM
comment #10
Balthazar
says ...
Scott,
Are you referring to the Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Nicole Eggert "Blown Away"?!?!!?!
Posted by Balthazar
at June 27, 2008 8:43 PM
comment #11
JckNapier2
says ...
Blown Away, with Tommy Lee Jones and Jeff Bridges, opened over July 4th weekend in 1994. It concerned a former IRA soldier turned Boston bomb squad cop who is targeted by a former partner in the IRA who has gone bonkers.
Posted by JckNapier2
at June 27, 2008 8:58 PM
comment #12
Mgmax
says ...
Well, Scott, to be fair, there was a time when it was assumed that any movie about a superhero was aimed squarely at the kids.
Posted by Mgmax
at June 27, 2008 9:03 PM
comment #13
Balthazar
says ...
I figured that's what you meant, Scott.
But I couldn't miss a chance to make a reference to The Corey's action/porno extravaganza.
Posted by Balthazar
at June 27, 2008 9:07 PM
comment #14
JckNapier2
says ...
Yeah, but that time ended a long time ago. If not in 1989, with Batman, then definitely in 1992 with Batman Returns. Nowadays, no one cares if Iron Man or X-Men or Batman Begins is appropriate for super young kids. The Dark Knight runs a risk because it may not even be appropriate for the 9-12 set, but we'll see.
Posted by JckNapier2
at June 27, 2008 9:50 PM
comment #15
YND
says ...
Ah, the other BLOWN AWAY! Nicole Eggert was SO naked in that!
Posted by YND
at June 27, 2008 9:55 PM
comment #16
Balthazar
says ...
Honestly, the original Superman in 1977 isn't even for kids -- the ice planet armageddon is too intense, some gory deaths (cop in the subway), way-too-bosomy Valerie Perrine and, worst of all, the intensity of emotion at Superman's reaction to the death of Lois Lane is really mostly adult stuff.
Posted by Balthazar
at June 27, 2008 9:55 PM
comment #17
btwnproductions
says ...
HANCOCK is to Will Smith what LEONARD PART 6 is to Bill Cosby. But it will pull in the Fourth of July gawkers.
Posted by btwnproductions
at June 27, 2008 10:48 PM
comment #18
nemo
says ...
"HANCOCK is to Will Smith what LEONARD PART 6 is to Bill Cosby."
You mean it will launch Will Smith into a trajectory leading to retirement? Good! From your keyboard to God's Inbox. I can hardly wait for Will Smith's Ghost Dad.
By the way, Cosby had a supporting role in Meteor Man a few years after Leonard Part 6 and Ghost Dad. Meteor Man and Coppola's Jack were the final nails in the coffin of Cosby's movie career. We can only hope and pray for the same for Will Smith.
Posted by nemo
at June 27, 2008 11:14 PM
comment #19
EDouglas
says ...
Friedman is on crackity-crack-crack... Hancock is a decent flick and maybe if he went out and watched it with an audience, he'd hear how they were REALLY into the movie, laughing and clapping... reaction was about as good as for the Wanted screening and there's nothing Friedman can say or do to bury this one because few of Will Smith's fans will give a fuck what Fox News thinks.
Posted by EDouglas
at June 28, 2008 2:41 AM
comment #20
D.Z.
says ...
Mgmax: It could be worse. You could have knowingly mixed them up with Steel.
nemo: "Good god, Peter Berg is responsible for that thing? And I was beginning to have some hopes for the man after Friday Night Lights."
I imagine he just took the money and ran. I would, too, if I were in his position. He's a decent director, but he doesn't know the right people like Mark Steven Johnson or Stephen Sommers; so that might be as good as it gets for him.
Scott: I don't think the issue is whether or not it's for families, but whether or not it's something families can enjoy, in spite of itself. Of course, most families "enjoyed" Meet the Fockers, so what the hell do they know?
Balthazar: You mean '78.
Posted by D.Z.
at June 28, 2008 5:01 AM
comment #21
Josh Massey
says ...
If you don't have any other reason to trust Friedman - and the guy has given you legion over the years - focus on this sentence: "I guess this is because of "Independence Day," one of my favorite movies, and "Men in Black," also quite good,..."
Posted by Josh Massey
at June 28, 2008 6:46 AM
comment #22
thatmovieguy
says ...
I saw HANCOCK at a screening last week with an audience. Fairly robust laughter in the first half-hour, less of the same in the next half-hour and puzzled silence during the last two reels when the plot changes gears. No applause at the end whatsoever. In fact, the guys in front of me threw out the old "well, at least it was free" comment. Overall reaction was mild at best. I'm guessing one big opening weekend and then straight down the box office shame spiral, a la WILD WILD WEST.
Posted by thatmovieguy
at June 28, 2008 7:20 AM
comment #23
/3rtfu11
says ...
I hope in some way this movie stops Berg's Dune remake.
Posted by /3rtfu11
at June 28, 2008 10:23 AM
comment #24
deadre
says ...
DUNE was repulsive. I think Peter Berg is definitely up to the task on that one, ever see the episode of Medical Center that he wrote and directed. A family went into the hospital and literally all died, even those just visiting other family members I hated DUNE.
I think Will Smith is bomb proof but damn, I'm sick of his smirk
Posted by deadre
at June 28, 2008 12:49 PM
comment #25
quitstaringatme
says ...
Christ, nemo, did Will Smith run over your cat or something? Regardless of the quality of his movies, he's a fine and very likable actor and, from what I understand, a pretty good person, as well.
It's not like we're talking about Rob Schneider or something here.
Posted by quitstaringatme
at June 28, 2008 2:14 PM
comment #26
nemo
says ...
In the words of the comment just before yours:
"I think Will Smith is bomb proof but damn, I'm sick of his smirk"
Posted by nemo
at June 28, 2008 2:52 PM
comment #27
/3rtfu11
says ...
deadre said
DUNE was repulsive. I hated DUNE.
Obviously you're spit sensitive!
Posted by /3rtfu11
at June 28, 2008 4:30 PM
comment #28
BurmaShave
says ...
nemo I'm not going to ascribe any reasons for your irrationally intense hatred of Will Smith, but I'm just going to guess you weren't an Obama voter.
Posted by BurmaShave
at June 30, 2008 6:46 PM
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