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An "extremely intoxicated" Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges, says The Smoking Gun. Dick, 42, was popped about 10 hours ago in Riverside County after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl, etc. The incident occurred outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Two lessons: (a) addictions will ruin your life, and (b) don't smile like some demonic character out of a Batman film (or like the great John Barrymore in 1920's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) when they take your mug shot.
Andy Dick, John Barrymore
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on July 16, 2008 at 12:14 PM
comment #1
BurmaShave
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Lovitz needs to beat the shit out of this guy on a regular basis. I disagree with the second point though, might as well smile.
Posted by BurmaShave
at July 16, 2008 12:33 PM
comment #2
D.Z.
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Again?
Posted by D.Z.
at July 16, 2008 12:35 PM
comment #3
T. S. Idiot
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At least it was a girl.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at July 16, 2008 12:36 PM
comment #4
The Winchester
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I blame the Buffalo sauce. It's adding to the obesity epidemic, and to this once sane man's decline.
Posted by The Winchester
at July 16, 2008 12:50 PM
comment #5
iamanerd
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Won't say I partied with him, but he was with a group of people I knew (this is in Atlanta) when we all went out. The guy is a freak, and not in a good way. We were all 25-30 (about a year ago), and he acted like the average guy in my freshman dorm at a strip club. He absolutely would not leave the house we were at on his own. It was pretty sad actually to watch.
Posted by iamanerd
at July 16, 2008 12:51 PM
comment #6
lazarus
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This guy should have been put to sleep a long time ago. An unfunny\ douchebag.
To paraphrase George Carlin, we should put Dick and David Spade in a cage, make them fight to the death, and then shoot whoever wins.
Posted by lazarus
at July 16, 2008 12:58 PM
comment #7
insidah
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This is the behavior of a deeply closeted, tormented homosexual. Duh.
Posted by insidah
at July 16, 2008 1:03 PM
comment #8
Ray
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Did Andy Dick make so very much money in his brief tenure in the public spotlight that he is able to not work for YEARS and behave like this every single night????
Posted by Ray
at July 16, 2008 1:07 PM
comment #9
Cadavra
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And yet, somehow he manages to keep working, while cpunt;ess more talented, better-behaved actors wait tables.
Posted by Cadavra
at July 16, 2008 1:08 PM
comment #10
Cadavra
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That was supposed to be "countless." Damn this itty-bitty type!
Posted by Cadavra
at July 16, 2008 1:09 PM
comment #11
Chapman Carruthers
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He looks like a cross between Ed Norton and one of the villains from a Rankin/Bass christmas special.
The guy definitely needs a new hobby.
Posted by Chapman Carruthers
at July 16, 2008 1:13 PM
comment #12
Luke Y. Thompson
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Brings to mind the episode of South Park where Butters had a scrotum attached to his chin.
Posted by Luke Y. Thompson
at July 16, 2008 1:23 PM
comment #13
nemo
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I've been reading Lemony Snicket out loud to my visiting niece. That mug shot looks like he's trying out for the part of the creepy and evil Count Olaf. (Who does try to get it on with a 14-year-old girl, in a children's book, no less!)
He's probably copying Tom Delay's smile in HIS mug shot.
Posted by nemo
at July 16, 2008 1:25 PM
comment #14
CinemaPhreek
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TomKat, couples breaking up, celeb getting arrested, knee-jerk reactions to body issues, general bitchiness issues....
Not that there is anything wrong with that, as they say.
On the other hand, not being gay and into gossip, had no idea about the backstory to the Lovitz/Dick thing (Phil Hartman's murder). Sheesh, no wonder Dick acts like a, uh, dick. Don't know how I would handle every SNL alum on the planet saying I am responsible for someone's death.
Considering that Dick has not sued Lovitz over the cocaine accusation, must be an awful lot of truth to the charge.
Posted by CinemaPhreek
at July 16, 2008 2:06 PM
comment #15
dukedog
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If anyone needs a lead for the new Manson biopic, you have found him!
Posted by dukedog
at July 16, 2008 3:40 PM
comment #16
frankbooth
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Do they still need a Joker for Batman 3?
And that's not Barrymore, it's Iggy Pop.
Posted by frankbooth
at July 16, 2008 4:08 PM
comment #17
D.Z.
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lazaraus: Now, now, that's not being fair to Spade, since he is funny once in a while.
insidah: I doubt he's gay, because his hair's a mess.
Posted by D.Z.
at July 16, 2008 4:50 PM
comment #18
BurmaShave
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I just laughed at D.Z., clearly I'm as sick as Andy Dick. Also let's not call him an ass-clown. This is brilliant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_RSQSYgGB4
Posted by BurmaShave
at July 16, 2008 5:38 PM
comment #19
Jimmycrackcorn
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Earth to Hollywood Elsewhere posters: Dick is mentally ill. The drugs are a symptom, and exacerbation, but not the cause. God only knows what kind of "help" could really help him, because he may just belong in an institution. Of course, money and fame are good for keeping you out of those (Frances Farmer excepted).
Posted by Jimmycrackcorn
at July 16, 2008 7:27 PM
comment #20
Bocephus
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Mentally ill or not, an asshole is an asshole. There isn't a cure for being a dick.
Posted by Bocephus
at July 16, 2008 7:46 PM
comment #21
Cadavra
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The Lovitz thing is not an isolated incident. He once made a disgusting comment to Thora Birch about her mom being a porno star.
Posted by Cadavra
at July 16, 2008 10:58 PM
comment #22
PerfectTommy
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Yeah, this is a little thing, but I resent Dick's behavior because it makes it more difficult to enjoy reruns of News Radio. (For me the only time the guy was funny.)
Posted by PerfectTommy
at July 17, 2008 2:54 AM
comment #23
JapAdapters
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He's so cute in orange...millioniares have the best stories. His are good...what a sweetie. I met him at richguyswholiketogropeunderagepoon.com.
Posted by JapAdapters
at July 17, 2008 8:27 AM
comment #24
Richardson
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"Did Andy Dick make so very much money in his brief tenure in the public spotlight that he is able to not work for YEARS and behave like this every single night????"
I was shocked to learn he was a co-star of a network sitcom from 2002-2006, "Less Than Perfect". I'm sure four years of that + residuals from syndication and DVDs of 'Newsradio' refill the coffers quite nicely.
Posted by Richardson
at July 17, 2008 8:54 AM
comment #25
D.Z.
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Richardson: This assumes he has anything left, after he blew it all on bail and his habit.
Posted by D.Z.
at July 17, 2008 3:59 PM
comment #26
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