Red Meat
This two-day-old quote from Jennifer Love Hewitt is the single most interesting and amusing thing she's ever said in her life, in all her years of being in the shallow spotlight: "I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer...and enjoy it. I want to tell them to never, ever feel bad about anything, because there will be that one day in your 20s when you'll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg."
I'm sorry but that's funny, the side-of-your-leg thing. And JLH has been banal all her life, so this is a kind of small but significant breakthrough, even if she's been over for years.
In a related topic, before today I had never heard much less conceived of an ass bra. I happened across this thing in Amy O'Dell's "The Cut" on the newyorkmag site. From this day forward, a fair-game term that anyone can use.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on August 22, 2008 at 3:15 PM
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Walter Sobchak says ...
No way! That's SO weird... I was JUST saying, "all young girls should walk around in bikinis all summer long", and then I read this...
Whoa. J-Love is reading my thoughts again.
Posted by Walter Sobchak at August 22, 2008 3:45 PM
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astrophore says ...
the ass bra is so fine, ryan o'neal should be marketing it.
Posted by astrophore at August 22, 2008 3:54 PM
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D.Z. says ...
What the hell? That "ass bra" looks like one of those stupid props you'd see on someone attending a screening of RHPS. The only controversy it'll generate is how lacking in style someone would have to be to own one.
Posted by D.Z. at August 22, 2008 4:43 PM
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MilkMan says ...
what is an ass bra, and what does it have to do with...
Oh.
Oh!
So Fine.
My favorite line from So Fine:
Jack Warden (seeing Ryan O'Neal have sex with that old, permed-out Italian woman): I used to fuck like that.
But he said it with gusto.
My dad took me to the Avco in Westwood twice in one week to see that movie when I was a kid.
Posted by MilkMan at August 22, 2008 4:44 PM
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cjKennedy says ...
There aren't many besides Jack Warden who could get away with a line like that.
Posted by cjKennedy at August 22, 2008 5:43 PM
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LexG says ...
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT OWNS YOUR ASS.
TOTAL OWNAGE.
8TH HOTTEST WOMAN in the entire HISTORY OF HOLLYWOOD.
YEP YEP.
Posted by LexG at August 22, 2008 5:53 PM
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astrophore says ...
never met your dad, milk, but that's way cool.
sure beats my furtive watching in a wood-paneled rec room and switching the channel each time an adult started walking downstairs.
Posted by astrophore at August 23, 2008 8:50 AM
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