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Update: This page scan is from Seattle's The Stranger, a local weekly. Original Sunday night post: I don't know where this page scan came from, and I strongly doubt that Heart's Anne and Nancy Wilson co-wrote this letter to John McCain -- the line about McCain "chomping away at [Cindy's] breasts with little yellow teeth" is the giveaway -- but they should have written it. For the five or six seconds that I thought it might be real, I was falling in love with these women like I never did in the '70s.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 22, 2008 at 12:20 AM

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kinks541 says ...

Thanks for posting. Hilarious.

I think this comes from a Seattle weekly called The Stranger. Unfortunately, it's satire. I would have joined the Heart fan club if they'd written it.

Posted by kinks541 at September 22, 2008 3:47 AM

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TheJERMSguy says ...

So you love hate.... Okay...

Posted by TheJERMSguy at September 22, 2008 6:37 AM

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D.Z. says ...

I used to think that song was from Blondie. On a similar note of misappropriation... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080829/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_measure_of_a_nation_born_in_the_usa_1

Posted by D.Z. at September 22, 2008 6:49 AM

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shawn says ...

There's a weekly feature called New Columnin The Portland Mercury and its sister paper, The Stranger (from SEattle). This didn't run in the Mercury. And there could be other alt-weeklies which have the same feature.

Posted by shawn at September 22, 2008 7:06 AM

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shawn says ...

That wasn't hard: It was in The Stranger on Sept. 10:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=677548&c=ms&ms

Posted by shawn at September 22, 2008 7:07 AM

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Zimmergirl says ...

I like their sass but they lose points for attacking his appearance, which he can't really help - "little yellow teeth"? Please. He has so many awful things about him but come on, girls. Let's not even go there.

Posted by Zimmergirl at September 22, 2008 8:30 AM

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