Most Wanted
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Ishtar
(May, 1987)
The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (OOP)
(Ross, 1976)
The Devils
(Russell, 1974)
The Pirates of Penzance
(Papp/Leach, 1983)
The Fortune
(Nichols, 1975)
-30-
(Webb, 1959)
Betrayal
(Jones, 1983)
Play It As It Lays
(Perry, 1972)
The Outfit
(Flynn, 1973)
Alex in Wonderland
(Mazursky, 1969)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(Aldrich, 1968)
In The Cool of the Day
(Stevens, 1963)
That Cold Day in the Park
(Altman, 1969)
Thumb Trippin'
(Masters, 1972)
Midas Run
(Kjellin, 1969)
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1973)
Brewster McCloud
(Altman, 1972)
Outcast of the Islands
(Reed, 1951)

Reader Submissions

1930's-1950's
The Moon's Our Home
(Seiter, 1936)
Sh! The Octopus
(McGann, 1937)
The Mating Season
(Leisen, 1951)
Bad for Each Other
(Rapper, 1953)
The Phenix City Story
(Karlson, 1955)
Run of the Arrow
(Fuller, 1956)
House of Secrets
(Green, 1956)
Saint Joan
(Preminger, 1957)
Macabre
(Castle, 1958)
The Fiend Who Walked the West
(G. Douglas, 1958
Five Gates to Hell
(Clavell, 1959)
1960's
Key Witness
(Karlson, 1960)
Summer and Smoke
(Glenville, 1961)
The Chapman Report
(Cukor,1962)
Bachelor Flat
(Tashlin, 1962) [on Hulu]
The L Shaped Room
(Forbes, 1963)
The Chalk Garden
(Neame, 1964)
A Thousand Clowns
(Coe, 1965)
You're a Big Boy Now
(Coppola, 1966)
The Whisperers
(Forbes, 1967)
Dark of the Sun
(Cardiff, 1968)
Skidoo
(Preminger, 1968)
Last Summer
(Perry, 1969)
The Comic
(C. Reiner, 1969)
1970-1974
The Revolutionary
(Williams, 1970)
The Landlord
(Ashby, 1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife
(Perry, 1970)
Tropic of Cancer
(Strick, 1970)
I Never Sang for My Father
(Cates, 1970)
Sometimes a Great Notion
(Newman, 1971)
Marriage of a Young Stockbroker
(Turman, 1971)
The Music Lovers
(Russell, 1971)
Drive, He Said
(Nicholson, 1971)
The Steagle
(Sylbert, 1971)
The Last Movie
(Hopper, 1971)
Made For Each Other
(Bean, 1971)
The Day the Clown Cried
(Lewis, 1972)
Hickey & Boggs (OOP)
(Culp, 1972)
The Carey Treatment
(Edwards, 1972)
Pete 'n' Tillie
(Ritt, 1972)
Slither
(Zieff, 1973)
Man on a Swing
(Perry, 1974)
Open Season
(Collinson, 1974)
The Tamarind Seed
(Edwards, 1974)
Law and Disorder
(Passer, 1974)
Homebodies
(Yust, 1974)
Stardust
(Apted, 1974)
Celine and Julie Go Boating
(Rivette, 1974)
1975-1979
Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins
(Richards, 1975
At Long Last Love
(Bogdanovich, 1975)
Hearts of the West
(Zieff, 1975)
Welcome to L.A.
(Rudolph, 1976)
W.C. Fields and Me
(Hiller, 1976)
Citizens Band
(Demme, 1977)
Twilight's Last Gleaming
(Aldrich, 1977)
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
(Brooks, 1977)
Girlfriends
(Weill, 1978)
Movie Movie
(Donen, 1978)
The Medusa Touch
(Gold, 1978)
American Hot Wax
(Mutrux, 1978)
Hot Stuff
(DeLuise, 1979)
Scavenger Hunt
(Schultz , 1979)
Players
(Harvey, 1979)
Rich Kids
(Young, 1979)
Nightwing
(Hiller, 1979)
Screams of a Winter's Night
(Wilson, 1979
When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?
(Katselas, 1979
1980's
Resurrection
(Petrie, 1980)
The Awakening
(Newell, 1980)
Simon
(Brickman, 1980)
God's Angry Man
(Herzog, 1980)
Fast-Walking
(Harris, 1982)
Twice Upon a Time
(Korty & Swenson, 1983)
Trouble in Mind
(Rudolph, 1985)
When the Wind Blows
(Murikami, 1986)
Housekeeping
(Forsyth, 1987)
The Glass Menagerie
(Newman, 1987)
Patty Hearst
(Schrader, 1988)
Drowning by Numbers
(Greenaway, 1988)
Haunted Summer
(Passer, 1988)
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years
(Spheeris, 1988)
1990's
Old Times
(Curtis, 1991)
Prospero's Books
(Greenaway, 1991)
City of Hope
(Sayles, 1991)
The Baby of Macon
(Greenaway, 1993)
King of the Hill
(Soderbergh, 1993)
Dadetown
(Hexter, 1995)
SubUrbia
(Linklater, 1997)

No Offense

I read with interest Tom O'Neil's salute to Bill Condon and Laurence Mark, the new Oscar show producers whom I know personally and like enormously. Excellent fellows, touch of class, taste buds, cool tuxedos, etc.

Do I agree with O'Neil's suggestion that Will Smith would be a great choice to host the Oscars? Uhhm...sorry but no. No offense, but to me Smith is Mr. Easy, Mr. Bucks-Up Hah-Hah. He doesn't exude anything except exuberance, perfect teeth and postivism. He lacks discrimination and is accomodating to a fault -- he'll throw his head back and laugh at anything, radiate positive energy about anything and everything except Saudi terrorists, smile until he dies from old age. He's the 21st Century Sammy Davis, Jr. All he wants to do is entertain and be loved...zzzzzzzz.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 25, 2008 at 12:10 AM

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NDH Author Profile Page says ...

Looks like Ricky Gervais might land the hosting gig.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/09/ricky-gervais.html

Posted by NDH Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 2:12 AM

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MartinBlank Author Profile Page says ...

Er..."white teeth"?

I'm aware you don't mean that to be racist, but Google "racist imagery" and "white teeth" and you see why that particular phrase applied to a black man gives me pause.

Posted by MartinBlank Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 4:44 AM

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shawn Author Profile Page says ...

Sammy Davis Jr. had more talent in his pinky ring than Will Smith has in his entire body. Really, Jeff, that's a disappointing comparison.

Posted by shawn Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 6:23 AM

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btwnproductions Author Profile Page says ...

Leave Sammy alone. He would've brought Frank and Dino and the rest of the Pack o the ceremony for a ring-a-ding night.

Posted by btwnproductions Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 6:26 AM

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Howlingman Author Profile Page says ...

Nobody watches the Oscars anymore anyway. They can re-arrange deck chairs all they want; the ship's still sinking.

Hey -- I just described the economy!

Posted by Howlingman Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 6:38 AM

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MDOC Author Profile Page says ...

Hosting the Oscars, while prestigious, always results in several cringe inducing moments. Smith doesn't need that, he's too cool.

Posted by MDOC Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 6:55 AM

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 7:29 AM

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raygo Author Profile Page says ...

"He lacks discrimination and is accomodating to a fault -- he'll throw his head back and laugh at anything, radiate positive energy about anything and everything except Saudi terrorists, smile until he dies from old age."

He's the white Tom Cruise. Those Scientologists must have very rigid red carpet behavior training.

Posted by raygo Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 7:37 AM

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MickTravis Author Profile Page says ...

Gosh, you should post that same old picture from the "I Am Legend" press conference that you always bring out when you've made this case about Smith those other times.

He's laid back, he's amiable, he plays the movie star game with great success, you don't like him, we got it.

Posted by MickTravis Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 7:43 AM

comment #10

Ms. M Author Profile Page says ...

I'm not sure how your descripton of Smith would make him a poor choice to host. Generating positivity and a broad sense of humor is similar to the qualities that people like Bob Hope and Billy Crystal brought to the Oscars.

Actually, I'm not sure why the Oscar producers don't go with several hosts. It could lessen the pressure and add some energy to the long and boring ceremony.

Posted by Ms. M Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 7:56 AM

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SandyMcTire Author Profile Page says ...

He's charming and he's the biggest star in the world, but you really do need a comedian to host the preceedings.

You also need to move the telecast back to a Monday night in March, but that's a different pet peeve.

Posted by SandyMcTire Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 8:18 AM

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T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page says ...

George "Fuck You" Clooney would be perfect: smart, sense of humor, actually won an Oscar, and I hear the ladies like him.

Posted by T. S. Idiot Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 8:26 AM

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gruver1 Author Profile Page says ...

Wells to T.S. Idiot: Good God, but yes, of course! Clooney would be dead perfect. His attitude is just right, he'd know which writers to hre, his delivery would be spot-on, he'd have the political undercurrent top draw upon. Excellent idea. Obvious ratings booster.

I'd be fine with Ricky Gervais as well.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/09/ricky-gervais.html

Posted by gruver1 Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 9:15 AM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

Steve Martin. How soon we forget.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 9:29 AM

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lazarus Author Profile Page says ...

Clooney wouldn't touch that shit in a million years. Although him, Pitt, and Damon hosting together would be a jackpot.

I say bring back Chevy Chase.

Posted by lazarus Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 10:16 AM

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rr3333 Author Profile Page says ...

How bout the ladies from 'The View'?

Err .... How about not!

I was just dreaming of the wonderful & talented Whoopi Goldberg, and how she almost single-handedly turned the Oscars into a 'Bravo TV' presentation.

Ricky Gervais? No way. Too cynical. Oscar Producers & Middle America wouldnt go for that at all.

I think Will Smith would be a great choice. If he puts as much work into hosting as he does prepping for his films, the show would be terrific. Seriously!

Posted by rr3333 Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 11:04 AM

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Marcello Author Profile Page says ...

Stephen Colbert is the man for the job. Jon Stewart wasn't right, because he's not naturally sunny enough (for the same reason, Gervais would be a mistake, a one-off novelty). But Colbert -- sans persona -- would be perfect, warm, witty, not desperate, smiley without being cloying. Will Smith would of course be a train wreck. Clooney, eh.

Posted by Marcello Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 11:29 AM

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Cadavra Author Profile Page says ...

I'd get Nathan Lane. He's hosted the Tonys a few times and knows exactly how to work both the audience in the theatre and the ones at home.

Posted by Cadavra Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 11:32 AM

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deadre Author Profile Page says ...

Ricky Gervais is a great idea, maybe with some help help from a few of his friends. Will's need to be loved is positively cringeworthy, his lack of irony, constant gaffaws and mugging are a separate show in itself.

Laid back he is not, needy he radiates....

Posted by deadre Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 12:24 PM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

There can be only one reason for not supporting Will Smith as Oscar host, and that's race.

(How about Gervais and Carell? David Brent and Michael Scott together at last!).

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 1:17 PM

comment #21

Radewart Author Profile Page says ...

I can't wait for the Obama movie starring Will Smith. Wells will freak out!

Smith is actually pretty good in most stuff, and is a really likeable guy for most people, except the cynical internet movie bloggers.

Posted by Radewart Author Profile Page at September 25, 2008 1:31 PM

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