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I read with interest Tom O'Neil's salute to Bill Condon and Laurence Mark, the new Oscar show producers whom I know personally and like enormously. Excellent fellows, touch of class, taste buds, cool tuxedos, etc.
Do I agree with O'Neil's suggestion that Will Smith would be a great choice to host the Oscars? Uhhm...sorry but no. No offense, but to me Smith is Mr. Easy, Mr. Bucks-Up Hah-Hah. He doesn't exude anything except exuberance, perfect teeth and postivism. He lacks discrimination and is accomodating to a fault -- he'll throw his head back and laugh at anything, radiate positive energy about anything and everything except Saudi terrorists, smile until he dies from old age. He's the 21st Century Sammy Davis, Jr. All he wants to do is entertain and be loved...zzzzzzzz.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 25, 2008 at 12:10 AM
comment #1
NDH
says ...
Looks like Ricky Gervais might land the hosting gig.
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/09/ricky-gervais.html
Posted by NDH
at September 25, 2008 2:12 AM
comment #2
MartinBlank
says ...
Er..."white teeth"?
I'm aware you don't mean that to be racist, but Google "racist imagery" and "white teeth" and you see why that particular phrase applied to a black man gives me pause.
Posted by MartinBlank
at September 25, 2008 4:44 AM
comment #3
shawn
says ...
Sammy Davis Jr. had more talent in his pinky ring than Will Smith has in his entire body. Really, Jeff, that's a disappointing comparison.
Posted by shawn
at September 25, 2008 6:23 AM
comment #4
btwnproductions
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Leave Sammy alone. He would've brought Frank and Dino and the rest of the Pack o the ceremony for a ring-a-ding night.
Posted by btwnproductions
at September 25, 2008 6:26 AM
comment #5
Howlingman
says ...
Nobody watches the Oscars anymore anyway. They can re-arrange deck chairs all they want; the ship's still sinking.
Hey -- I just described the economy!
Posted by Howlingman
at September 25, 2008 6:38 AM
comment #6
MDOC
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Hosting the Oscars, while prestigious, always results in several cringe inducing moments. Smith doesn't need that, he's too cool.
Posted by MDOC
at September 25, 2008 6:55 AM
comment #7
D.Z.
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http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2008/STUVWXYZ/W/trailer.php
Posted by D.Z.
at September 25, 2008 7:29 AM
comment #8
raygo
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"He lacks discrimination and is accomodating to a fault -- he'll throw his head back and laugh at anything, radiate positive energy about anything and everything except Saudi terrorists, smile until he dies from old age."
He's the white Tom Cruise. Those Scientologists must have very rigid red carpet behavior training.
Posted by raygo
at September 25, 2008 7:37 AM
comment #9
MickTravis
says ...
Gosh, you should post that same old picture from the "I Am Legend" press conference that you always bring out when you've made this case about Smith those other times.
He's laid back, he's amiable, he plays the movie star game with great success, you don't like him, we got it.
Posted by MickTravis
at September 25, 2008 7:43 AM
comment #10
Ms. M
says ...
I'm not sure how your descripton of Smith would make him a poor choice to host. Generating positivity and a broad sense of humor is similar to the qualities that people like Bob Hope and Billy Crystal brought to the Oscars.
Actually, I'm not sure why the Oscar producers don't go with several hosts. It could lessen the pressure and add some energy to the long and boring ceremony.
Posted by Ms. M
at September 25, 2008 7:56 AM
comment #11
SandyMcTire
says ...
He's charming and he's the biggest star in the world, but you really do need a comedian to host the preceedings.
You also need to move the telecast back to a Monday night in March, but that's a different pet peeve.
Posted by SandyMcTire
at September 25, 2008 8:18 AM
comment #12
T. S. Idiot
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George "Fuck You" Clooney would be perfect: smart, sense of humor, actually won an Oscar, and I hear the ladies like him.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at September 25, 2008 8:26 AM
comment #13
gruver1
says ...
Wells to T.S. Idiot: Good God, but yes, of course! Clooney would be dead perfect. His attitude is just right, he'd know which writers to hre, his delivery would be spot-on, he'd have the political undercurrent top draw upon. Excellent idea. Obvious ratings booster.
I'd be fine with Ricky Gervais as well.
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/09/ricky-gervais.html
Posted by gruver1
at September 25, 2008 9:15 AM
comment #14
BurmaShave
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Steve Martin. How soon we forget.
Posted by BurmaShave
at September 25, 2008 9:29 AM
comment #15
lazarus
says ...
Clooney wouldn't touch that shit in a million years. Although him, Pitt, and Damon hosting together would be a jackpot.
I say bring back Chevy Chase.
Posted by lazarus
at September 25, 2008 10:16 AM
comment #16
rr3333
says ...
How bout the ladies from 'The View'?
Err .... How about not!
I was just dreaming of the wonderful & talented Whoopi Goldberg, and how she almost single-handedly turned the Oscars into a 'Bravo TV' presentation.
Ricky Gervais? No way. Too cynical. Oscar Producers & Middle America wouldnt go for that at all.
I think Will Smith would be a great choice. If he puts as much work into hosting as he does prepping for his films, the show would be terrific. Seriously!
Posted by rr3333
at September 25, 2008 11:04 AM
comment #17
Marcello
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Stephen Colbert is the man for the job. Jon Stewart wasn't right, because he's not naturally sunny enough (for the same reason, Gervais would be a mistake, a one-off novelty). But Colbert -- sans persona -- would be perfect, warm, witty, not desperate, smiley without being cloying. Will Smith would of course be a train wreck. Clooney, eh.
Posted by Marcello
at September 25, 2008 11:29 AM
comment #18
Cadavra
says ...
I'd get Nathan Lane. He's hosted the Tonys a few times and knows exactly how to work both the audience in the theatre and the ones at home.
Posted by Cadavra
at September 25, 2008 11:32 AM
comment #19
deadre
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Ricky Gervais is a great idea, maybe with some help help from a few of his friends. Will's need to be loved is positively cringeworthy, his lack of irony, constant gaffaws and mugging are a separate show in itself.
Laid back he is not, needy he radiates....
Posted by deadre
at September 25, 2008 12:24 PM
comment #20
Josh Massey
says ...
There can be only one reason for not supporting Will Smith as Oscar host, and that's race.
(How about Gervais and Carell? David Brent and Michael Scott together at last!).
Posted by Josh Massey
at September 25, 2008 1:17 PM
comment #21
Radewart
says ...
I can't wait for the Obama movie starring Will Smith. Wells will freak out!
Smith is actually pretty good in most stuff, and is a really likeable guy for most people, except the cynical internet movie bloggers.
Posted by Radewart
at September 25, 2008 1:31 PM
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