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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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Woeness

It's been an awful tech day and basically a black bummer all around, leaving me in the foulest of moods. I wrote my review of Slumdog Millionaire in the lobby of the Four Seasons hotel between noon and 2 pm, but the temporary online provider (Wayport, $15 bucks per day, bad news) killed the connection twice, and the second time my review, an 80% positive thing that was very tight and well-phrased, was lost when I tried to save it. (I have this unwise habit of composing on Movable Type.)

Then I saw Gomorrah, an Italian crime film which was as solid and raw and convincing as I'd been told. So that was satisfying, although I was still smarting from the loss of that Slumdog piece. Damn Wayport to hell.

Then I went over to the Starbucks at the Manulife Center (my office, more or less, with only one available wall plug) and was unable to log onto my MT 4.0 composing software via HE's new Canadian server, LFC Hosting, due to some kind of blockage or viral whatsis that came, I suspect, from Wayport. I restarted three or four times, dumped cache and cookies...nothing. I have a backup computer with me, but the day has been a near-total wash in terms of filing.

I've been invited to re-examine the new Blindness and then come to the after-party at 11 pm, but I feel so dispirited all I feel like doing is grabbing some hot food in Chinatown and then heading back to the pad for some CNN or TCM. Zone out and forget everything.

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on September 6, 2008 at 2:09 PM

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Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page says ...

Sorry to hear about tech difficulties. Was looking forward to hearing your views on Slumdog.
I did buy a ticket for Gamorrah today though for the VIFF. Quite looking forward to hearing more about it (and seeing it for that matter).

Posted by Aladdin Sane Author Profile Page at September 6, 2008 3:06 PM

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diesel Author Profile Page says ...

in all honesty, tcm and hot food sounds a lot better than a pretentious after-party for a so-so movie.

Posted by diesel Author Profile Page at September 6, 2008 3:07 PM

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pchu Author Profile Page says ...

If you are going to chinatown, go to Asian legend. It is really good

Posted by pchu Author Profile Page at September 6, 2008 3:09 PM

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Krazy Eyes Author Profile Page says ...

King Noodle is better (if it's even still there, I haven't been back to Toronto in 4-5 years).

Posted by Krazy Eyes Author Profile Page at September 6, 2008 3:21 PM

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frankbooth Author Profile Page says ...

But at least there weren't any loud women laughing in the Starbucks, right?

Posted by frankbooth Author Profile Page at September 6, 2008 4:59 PM

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lazespud Author Profile Page says ...

So the question about Gomorrah is, Jeff... was that ridiculous photo you posted a while back with the guy being shot and flying through the air horizontally just an anomaly, or reflective of anything in in the movie? Because God damn that image was a turn off.

Posted by lazespud Author Profile Page at September 7, 2008 12:31 AM

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