It's Over
The Weekly World News is reporting that the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain, which they call "a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election." Both political camps "are buzzing about the implications," the newspaper reports, "as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years."
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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on October 29, 2008 at 11:12 PM
comment #1
Steve Guttenberg
says ...
UH-OH
Posted by Steve Guttenberg
at October 30, 2008 12:22 AM
comment #2
D.Z.
says ...
But I thought McCain doesn't like illegal aliens.
Posted by D.Z.
at October 30, 2008 12:36 AM
comment #3
DaysOfTaste
says ...
That alien's mother sucks fuckin' dick, fuckin' elephant dicks.
Posted by DaysOfTaste
at October 30, 2008 12:43 AM
comment #4
D.Z.
says ...
Found http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fox_News_lables_McCain_Democrat_1029.html
through crooksandliars.com .
Posted by D.Z.
at October 30, 2008 1:04 AM
comment #5
D.Z.
says ...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081030/pl_nm/us_usa_politics_poll
Posted by D.Z.
at October 30, 2008 1:46 AM
comment #6
Luke Y. Thompson
says ...
I didn't realize the Weekly World News still existed. Glad to know they maintain a cyber-presence, if nothing else.
Posted by Luke Y. Thompson
at October 30, 2008 2:30 AM
comment #7
T. S. Idiot
says ...
The only other time the Phillies won the Series, a Republican (Dutch) was elected.
Posted by T. S. Idiot
at October 30, 2008 5:20 AM
comment #8
Rich S.
says ...
Screw that. Everyone knows the real kingmaker at WWN is the Bat Boy. Let me know who he endorses.
Posted by Rich S.
at October 30, 2008 5:52 AM
comment #9
Leonardcoenbrothers
says ...
Palin should NOT appear in public without her makeup!!!
Posted by Leonardcoenbrothers
at October 30, 2008 7:22 AM
comment #10
The Bandsaw Vigilante
says ...
Goddammit, Leonardcoenbrothers! You beat me to my own joke -- sorta.
I was about to say:
"Looks like the McCain campaign finally chumped for the cheaper Palin makeup artist."
Posted by The Bandsaw Vigilante
at October 30, 2008 8:08 AM
comment #11
nemo
says ...
All part of the Alien's plan for world domination.
Now McCain has endorsements from both Al Qaeda and the Alien. How can he lose?
Posted by nemo
at October 30, 2008 8:08 AM
comment #12
Sabina E
says ...
that makes me nervous. I know it's a joke but they've always made the right prediction in who'll be the next president...
Posted by Sabina E
at October 30, 2008 9:00 AM
comment #13
hcat
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He would of course vote that way, the alien is obviously McCain's brother in law.
Posted by hcat
at October 30, 2008 11:29 AM
comment #14
MDOC
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The Alien works too hard to see the tax breaks go to the lower income brackets
Posted by MDOC
at November 2, 2008 7:59 PM
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